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1685 - Flagrant Crimes
Got a message you want others to see?
"George Bush doesn't care about black people."
-- Kanye West, too brave to be a Democrat
Remember when Kanye did SNL?
Mike Myers dropped by for some comedy with Kanye.
Myers was standing next to Kanye at the Katrina benefit when Kanye
told the truth.
In the SNL sketch, when Kanye asked Mike how he was doing, Mike
"Well, now my mail and phone calls are being
At the time, it was funny.
We just didn't know how true it was.
in the Abramoff Crowd
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Prosecutors in a Florida murder case want to
question Republican super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff
and two associates now that they've struck plea
agreements on fraud cases, requiring cooperation
\with other government probes. The victim of
the 2001 gangland-style murder had been in a dispute
with an Abramoff business group at the time of
his slaying. But lawyers for Abramoff insist he knows
nothing about the killing.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
down in Iraq
more victims of Bush's greed
A Black Hawk helicopter crashed in Iraq Saturday,
killing all 12 soldiers aboard.
It was the worst helicopter crash since January
2005, when a chopper killed 30 Marines and one sailor.
Two U.S. Black Hawk helicopters collided under
fire in Mosul in November 2003, killing 17 soldiers,
a week after another Black Hawk was shot down
A Black Hawk was shot down near Falluja in January
2004, killing all nine on board.
...all because Bush wanted to steal Iraq's oil.
How can military families continue to lie to themselves?
Is any price acceptable to them?
To help Bush steal more millions?
to Be Glad Bush Is Still President
Subject: Bush to bomb Iran?
What do you make of all these stories recently
saying that the BFEE is going to bomb Iran?
Brad, it may mean that Bush is about to bomb Iran.
How crazy is Iran?
They're taunting Bush, daring him to bomb them,.
If Bush has proved anything in this world, it's that he likes to kill.
So why is the senior Iranian handjob taunting him?
Even sane people say Iran's about to get nu-kyoo-ler.
Like Michael's bodyguard to Fredo in II, Israel is telling Bush,
"If you can't stop this - we will," but
Bush loves to kill, so here we go again.
If only we had a different president - one who didn't enjoy murder so
"I never had any reaction from him. I raised
my concerns about the numbers
and quality of these Iraqi forces -
really right from the beginning."
-- Paul Bremer, claiming he urged Rummy to bring in more troops,
Not every word you read on bartcop.com is necessarily
Being primarily a comedy site, we often interpret the code language
the fascist dogs use.
That's why you might even see the dreaded "N" word, because as we translate
the truth begins to come out, and the truth about Republicans can be
very, very ugly.
We expect to produce a new
We have a new computer coming.
That will shut us down for a day or two.
Santa must work for FEMA now, because it was supposed
to be a Christmas present.
And a trip report.
for the Taking
Latest polls show GOP sinking fast
(Early December results are in parentheses)
Do you approve the way Bush is handling his
job as president?
Approve, 40 percent (42)
Disapprove, 59 percent (57)
Do you approve the way Bush is handling the
Approve, 39 percent (42)
Disapprove, 59 percent (55)
Do you approve, disapprove or have mixed feelings
about the way Congress is handling its job?
Approve, 34 percent (31)
Disapprove, 63 percent (65)
If the election was today, would you want to
see the Republicans or Democrats run the Congress?
Republicans, 36 percent
Democrats, 49 percent
Clearly, the fascist bastards are in trouble and it's getting worse
If the Democrats can avoid suicide, they might pull this off.
What are the odds?
Bart, you wrote:
> I'm flying out of Knuckledrag today to visit
some doctors who believe in science.
> Oklahoma doctors seem to be exclusively
"Trust in God" doctors, and I don't.
It's fine to use MDs you trust, even if you have
to travel to see them.
But don't downplay the power of positive thinking
(some folks might call it praying).
I'll buy the positive thinking part...
A positive attitude has been shown - scientifically
- to improve survival statistics.
A sense of humor has also been shown to help.
John in Milwaukee
Dude, thanks - I have one of those.
An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice
to steal the 2008 presidential election.
Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic
War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist
attack upon the nation.
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"No matter what the greatest tyrant in the
world, the greatest terrorist in the world,
George W. Bush says, we're here to tell
you: Not hundreds, not thousands, but millions
of the American people...support your
--Harry Belafonte, to Venezuelan leader
Hugo Chavez, Link
Destroy the GOP?
It's not a coincidence that Tom DeLay resigned
his leadership post days after Abramoff cut a deal
that will require him to tell all. That certainly
will entail sharing whatever he knows about DeLay and
DeLay's closest political associates, as well
as what he knows about other GOP types like Ralph Reed
and Grover Norquist. News reports
say up to twenty lawmakers and aides are already in the crosshairs.
GOPers have at least two reasons to be scared:
1. The Abramoff inquiry is big.
2. As big as the Abramoff probe is, it could
extend far beyond Jack Abramoff and his pals on Capitol HIll and K Street.
Will Marc Perkel run for Congress?
Carlos's Aunt Elena, 90 years old and no fan
of Der Monkey
Fate taps the most deserving Nazi
Charges of DeLay's involvement in money laundering
associated with that state Republican victory in 2002
are unproved, and many campaign finance lawyers
consider the Texas case to be weak. But DeLay's name
has also figured prominently in a second ethics
probe -- this one in Washington, under the aegis of a federal
task force looking at the links between money
and favors associated with the felonious Jack Abramoff.
Abramoff, whom DeLay once termed "one of my closest
and dearest friends," pleaded guilty Tuesday to conspiracy,
mail fraud and tax evasion and promised to cooperate
with investigators. Michael Scanlon, DeLay's former spokesman,
pleaded guilty Nov. 21 to conspiracy to bribe
public officials and likewise promised cooperation. Prosecutors are
meanwhile looking at actions taken by ex-DeLay
aides Tony Rudy and Ed Buckham on behalf of Abramoff's clients.
No one knows where these inquiries will lead,
and uncertainty is always the enemy of political strength.
Frog march, right into a federal prison - get those cameras ready...
Subject: will the Democrats cave
I'm not a poker player, I don't even buy lottery
As to the question "Is it safe to assume the
Democrats will cave on Alito"?
sadly I would bet a coat hanger on it.
Sometimes I wish you were wrong.
Dude, me, too.
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to Spar With Bill O'Reilly
If Bill O'Reilly truly loves a good fight, then
he's had quite a week.
The Fox News whore confrontation with Letterman
Tuesday night made for some gripping television.
Dave host told O'Reilly to his face: "I have
the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap."
That same night, Keith Olbermann named O'Reilly
his "Worst Person in the World.,"
That's the 15th time O'Reilly has been named
"Worst Person" by Olbermann.
> "Gee, I'm so old, I remember when being 30
points ahead of your nearest challenger (43-14 for Kerry)
> made you the favorite, but I guess
the rules are different on the Democratic Underground Forums "
Duh!! Gee, I'm so old I remember when Bartcop
wasn't a sell out repeating weak crap like this to support himself.
Butt Monkey - I'm a bad guy for citing statistics
to back up my claims?.
Hillary's ahead because of name recognition only...
Democrats don't recognize Kerry's name?
Which of us is lying to support his claims?
You're willing to say anything to back yourself
Yep, I'm a bad guy for citing statistics to back
up my claims.
...just one more giveaway you're a whored-out
I have an opinion.
You can agree or you can scream insults like
a Monkey - it's your call.
Do you really think anyone who inspires this much
loathing in her own party has a chance dumbkopf?
Those who disagree tend to write.
Those who agree say, "He's
right," and keep on reading.
What a fool...a lot of us are moving to blogs
run by people who get it.
For whom are you speaking?
...not some fraud who gives us his phony fighter
pose then supports Hillary
I notice, like the others, you've failed to mention
a candidate who could beat her.
we just check you now for more of your hilarious
Hillary garbage...you're out of it,
Thanks for making the hit counter spin.
By the way, did you know Bananas have no fat, cholesterol or sodium?
"As President-elect Bush has said, "even the
highest morale is eventually undermined by
back-to-back deployments, poor pay, shortages
of spare parts and equipment, and declining
readiness....A volunteer military has only
two paths. It can lower its standards to fill its ranks.
Or it can inspire the best and brightest to
join and stay."
-- Rummy, Link
hurt in motorcycle accident
Da Musclehead was riding his motorcycle Sunday
with his 12-year-old son, Patrick,
in the sidecar, when a car backed out of a driveway
in the Brentwood section,
"The governor was unable to avoid the vehicle
in his path and collided with it at a low speed," said a spokesman.
Schwarzenegger and his son, who were wearing helmets,
were treated for cuts and bruises
at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica and released.
Musclehead took 15 stitches in his lip.
...okay, here's my disclaimer: I have never taken
money from ANY candidiate in regards to my statements.
I have never been approached by ANYONE to post
comments or vote one way or the other.
You are wrong when you say that "they really,
really hate Hillary on DU forums."
Some people hate her; but there
is a very, very persistent, and large group, that love her as much as you
And please spare us your lamest sarcasm to date,
that we would "sooner vote for Rush or Bush."
You descend into Freeperville with such a weak
I got another e-mail today saying they'd vote for Cheney over Hillary.
You can say I'm making that up, but I'm not.
Bart, Hillary is the "frontrunner" based on readers
of People Magazine, not in polls of people who will actually vote.
I think it would be more accurate to say, "The
People Magazine poll is one of many
that show Hillary thirty points ahead of all
Democrats who state that the only important thing
is saving our country realize that Hillary
will never win the presidency, unless there is
a third party candidate a la Perot to split the vote.
Hmmm... what's the expiration date on your crystal ball?
Let's try to back a winner, not someone seen as
a pariah not only to Repubs,
but to moderates, and a large portion of Democrats
Who did you have in mind?
And you know damn well why she is seen as a pariah;
don't go all
"But you don't state why she is bad, how can
I argue with you, Monkey?"
Dozens have written you as to why she
is a loser.
That's true, and those who intend to vote for her don't bother to write.
By the way, in accordance with your disclaimer,
did you ever declare that you are not on anybody's payroll?
Danno in Illinois
If I'm on somebody's payroll, he, she or they are cheap mothers.
Subject: fuck you, Bart (from
What I wouldn't give to hear my grandfather's
slurred speech again.
Maybe you don't know how much it bothered him
when he couldn't get a word out or right.
I just figured out what's wrong with the Democratic
Party, near constant "foot in mouth disease"
I also understand why you back Hillary, plain
stupidity, with the above subject as a high water mark.
Dude, you're connecting some wild dots, here.
I stand accused - of having an opinion that
differs from yours.
Where do I find the gall?
You should be insulted that Clark ambushed you.
Maybe that's a good sign, that he's healthy enough to pull off a con
BTW, I could tell you're a Democrat.
Bush bullies hiding bartcop.com
by entering bartcop.com at
Brain Put On No-Fly list
It's Bush's way of getting petty revenge
I made it a point to arrive very early at the
airport. My reservation was confirmed before I left home.
I went to the electronic kiosk and punched in
my confirmation number to print out my boarding pass
and luggage tags. Another error message appeared,
"Please see agent."
I did. She took my Texas driver's license and
punched in the relevant information to her computer system.
"I'm sorry, sir," she said. "You've been placed
on the No Fly Watch List."
The dictatorial presidency that supposedly died
with Watergate is alive and, if anything, more malignant.
Not even Richard Nixon asserted inherent power
to detain people indefinitely in secret prisons or to put them to torture.
Confronted with his own words as evidence that
he broke the law, Nixon resigned. Confronted with its own words
that it ignored the law, the Bush administration
sets out to jail whoever revealed the truth and, more likely, the journalists
to whom they spoke it.
And to think that Bill Clinton was impeached over
a sex scandal.
Dems' Make-or-Break Year
Repeat story - different excerpt
- It is time to start calling things by their
proper names. Here are some words to add to your vocabulary:
Lying: As opposed to "misleading," "finessing,"
"not being straight with," etc. The President has lied to the country,
to the Congress, to the media, to the world.
Abuse of Power: In addition to drawing useful connections to Watergate
in the minds of voters, this term has the virtue
of being absolutely appropriate to the President's actions.
Money Laundering: c.f. Tom DeLay. Bribery
applies to those who took money from Jack Abramoff.
Blackmail: As in a Medicare official threatened
with loss of job if he tells Congress the true price of the
prescription drug plan, and
Political Retaliation: As in what happened
to General Shinseki and Valerie Plame.
Criminal Negligence: As in Brownie, Paul
Bremer, Rumsfeld, et. so many al.
As long as we insist on finding polite euphemisms
for these things,
the public will assume they are minor infractions,
not serious matters.
But the Democrats want to be polite, above all.
They'd rather lose a stolen election than raise a fuss about it.
Subject: Keith Jackson
Hey Bart, you asked
> "Just guessing - does Keith Jackson call all the games for SoCal?"
Answer: Yes, he does (at least the TV games).
Out here on the West Coast, we see lots
of SoCal games and Jackson does his sportscaster/cheerleader
act each and every week.
He was a spectacularly poor choice to do a National
broadcast and, for that reason alone,
it was funny to watch Texas win.
But it's still Texas.
Where they like men of both sexes.
Remember that Republican a few months back who said something like,
"It's perfectly normal for a Texas boy to
lose his virginity to a cow! We all did it!"
He was not kidding, either.
Maybe that's why Pickles caught Dubya milking a stallion.
In Oklahoma, we lose our virginity to human females.
"It's like someone inviting you into their
and you find out you've been invited
by John Wayne Gacy.
-- Juan Tom Williams, sellout-whore, on Dave "ambushing" O'Reilly
I'm so old I remember when Juan Williams was black
- swear to Koresh.
But when Rupert Murdoch got out his wallet, Uncle
Tom Williams said,
"Screw those niggers. Rush and our president
are exactly right - if blacks
weren't so damn lazy and sex-obsessed,
they could all be as rich as me."
Tom, former-liberal-turned"Whitey's Boy" for cash,
should be ashamed of himself.
"Uncle Tom" isn't strong enough to express my
outrage at this slut-bastard.
Juan Tom Williams makes Armstrong Tom Williams
look credible by comparison.
For all we know, Armstong Tom was born a
white fascist - and has never waivered in his beliefs
But we know Juan Tom was black and converted
because the "nigger-hater" side pays better.
Tom, did they really give you that much
money, to make you turn white?
Or are you just a whore with a much smaller price
Subject: Hillary and the DU Forums
If you aren't Dean or Clark, they hate
you over there.
They also have a very Freeper-like collective
attitude that they are right
and everybody else is wrong and only worthy of
I don't like echo chambers of any political stripe
and that's why I stopped visiting their forum.
Paul in Indiana
Dean gave his word, specifically, that he would
Betting on a horse not in the race is a losing bet.
I hope to see Clark on the Dem's ticket in 2008.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$64.21 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2206 have died for Halliburton
19 since the last issue.
Bush's gusher of blood.
That took some guts on his part to come out there
and be who he is without any shame.
Maybe that jarring disconnect you felt was your
own shock because this society hides people different from us.
Maybe that jolt you felt was your consciousness
All of us can take some trouble to listen to and
understand someone's slurred words or watch someone point
to letters on a board with a stick in their mouth
because a human being is in there, and Dick Clark is telling us
he is no less than who he is because he met with
an illness, part of the risk we all face with being in a body.
It's part of the package.
I didn't see him and now I wish I did.
That took some guts and class on his part, and
that's usually something you totally get.
Is it possible to get someone to address
the facts in this case?
Is there any way we could make that happen?
Dick Clark sold
his coming out - and he did it in a snarky way.
If Dick Clark's motives were pure, why the
I'll tell you why - because it made him even
and he's already super-rich
Does having a stroke excuse bad manners?
If you can't forgive me for calling it like it
is, if we disagree on the legitimacy of Clark
selling this ambush to us, then that proves
that I hate all stroke victims and all sick people?
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"Three years ago Bush and Blair invaded Iraq
the basis of intelligence reports that turned out to be figments
of an Iraqi expatriate embezzler's fantasy. Today,
a similar spiral of 'intelligence' briefings to friendly governments
and planned leaks to the media designed to fuel
the public's apprehension has begun again. This time the target is Iran.
Earlier this week, Britain's leading newspaper,
The Guardian, got access to an intelligence report compiled from
US, British, French, German and Belgian sources
that was used to warn European governments and industrialists
about the existence of a network of Iranian 'front
companies, official bodies, academic institutions and middlemen'
to purchase critical components and technology
to enrich uranium and build long-range rockets."
Subject: The Educating of Bart,
a Public Service...
There's an uber-secret detail within our intelligence
apparatus that has a simple task:
They see to it that every person who comes to
position of influence in American government,
is compromised, blackmailed and extorted into
behaving as told.
Hmmm. sounds like a conspiracy theory...
If it's uber-secret, how did you find out?
To look at this backwards, if someone is a congressman,
senator, governor, or higher-up,
then there is a corresponding file somewhere
that contains evidence of wrongdoing.
The target is set-up to be videotaped while engaging
in disgusting and/or illegal things.
What if they're not guilty of anything big?
*I* can't be blackmailed, and I ain't no saint.
If someone is uncorrupt, they are taken out of
the running, by whatever means necessary.
Honest people can't find work in DC. They are
completely unqualified to wrestle with these pigs.
This is to say that everyone in power in DC and
beyond is corrupt and controlled. That explains a lot, no?
Your idol, Hillary, is not only one of this teams
victims, she has at times worked with this team.
Remember Vince Foster?
"My idol" Hillary murdered Vince Foster?
I wonder why Ken Starr didn't put that in his Impeachment Referral?
Do you think he was being too nice to the Clintons?
I think you get better drugs than I do.
for Katie Holmes?
Tom and Katie were in Toledo over the Christmas
holiday, but left early after some sort of verbal
confrontation between Cruise and Katie's father.
Rumors say her Dad spelled out several reasons
why he's opposed to Tom and Katie's relationship,
including her pregnancy and Tom's religious insanity.
They say the couple (?) left early, with Katie
in tears. Is the merger off?
Could be career trouble for Tom.
If he dumps the young, star-struck, pregnant child, will his fans forgive
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