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Friday   Jan 20, 2006   Volume 1692 - Worn Out 

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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Is Bush Stupid? 
Bush invades Google 
Iran Hostages Reunite
Dems Death Wish? 
Osama's Truce? 
Creating Terrorists 
Good Puppy Reid 
TV Stuff 
Kate the Vampire 



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"Talk show hosts like Hannity, O'Reilly and Limbaugh act like they know all about war;
then they refuse to give any credence to soldiers like me who have been to war and seen
the brutality of war. These guys are nothing but WEAK SPINELESS COWARDS hiding
behind microphones while soldiers come home and are losing everything they have."
      --Spc. Doug Barber, who took his own life Tuesday, after struggling with PTSD for two years, Link


Is Bush Stupid -- Or Is America?
  by Robert Parry  as seen on consortiumnews.com


Last week, in Louisville, Kentucky, a group of Americans got to listen up close as Bush explained his
Iraq War policies. But what they -- and the television audience -- heard was a manipulative collection of
feel-good distortions and outright lies, served up in Bush's folksy style. The fact that Bush continues to
make such presentations, virtually unchallenged, raises the painful question, "is Bush stupid or is America?"

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet.


Japan bans US beef

Bush after Google's Data


Bush asked a federal judge to order Google to turn over a broad range of material from its closely
guarded databases. The move (They claim) is part of a government effort to revive an Internet child
protection law struck down two years ago by the U.S. Supreme Court. The law was meant to punish
online pornography sites that make their content accessible to minors. Bush says he it needs Google's data
to determine how often pornography shows up in online searches. Justice Department lawyers revealed
that Google has refused to comply with a subpoena issued last year for the records, which include a request
for 1 million random Web addresses and records of all Google searches from any one-week period.

Bush wants everything on everybody.
He wants to listen to every phone call and read every e-mail.
He wants to know if you like to fantasize about tall blondes or short brunettes.
He wants to know which sexual positions you prefer - good for blackmail, right?

  "Bart - always complaining about Bush protecting us from evil..."

 Gotta be honest - Pat Leahy, Bush's personal rubberstamp, announced that he
 would vote against Alito.  As far as I know, he's the first senate Democrat to say so.

 Good for him.
 After all these damn years, Leahy actually for one right.


25 Years Later, Ex-Iran Hostages Reunite


President Carter's loss to Reagan in the 1980 election has been attributed to the hostage crisis,
which included a failed rescue attempt. It was resolved when the U.S. released nearly $8 billion
in frozen Iranian assets and offered Iran immunity from lawsuits it might have faced from the hostages.

I don't remember that.

I'm certainly no Robert Parry when it comes to Iraq, but they were released after Reagan took the oath.
Reagan/Bush illegally sold arms to Iran, the terrorist-kidnapper-outlaws, to win the 1980 election.

If anybody paid for hostages it was Reagan, but the press fakes the facts because
their primary objective is to make the Republicans look good and the Democrats bad.

If these hostages had any brians they'd be furious at the BFEE for asking the Iranians
to hold their hostages months longer than Iran wanted to - it was all a ploy for Bush to
steal the 1980 election and it worked because the press refused to write the damn truth.


Subject: Hillary

You are going to continue to lose on the torture and hillary issues.
It is possible that hillary can win the presidency, but if she does, it will be by default.

f'sheezy understand the disgust and anger that "we the sensible" feel when we see so much talent misdirected.

Dude, thanks for being nice about it.

The part I don't get is, when I make the logical gambler's mathematical choice (going with better odds)
instead of hearing, "I think you're wrong and here's why," people scream, "You can't see it because
you're such an ignorant mother-effer and a sick Okie bastard who's too f-ing blind to see!"

I'm so old, I remember when liberals tolerated different ideas, but we seem to have lost that.


Bin Laden Offers Truce


The voice in the tape said heightened security measures in the United States are not the reason
there have been no attacks there since Sept. 11, 2001. Instead, the reason is "because there are
operations that need preparations, and you will see them," he said.

"Based on what I have said, it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land," he said. "We do not
mind offering you a truce that is fair and long-term. ... So we can build Iraq and Afghanistan ... there is
no shame in this solution because it prevents wasting of billions of dollars ... to merchants of war."

If Osama attacks us again, on American soil, Bush will change his little, simplistic slogan,
"We fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" to some other simplistic slogan

The question is - how many times can Bush jerk around the military families and get away with it?


Subject: Re: hey from bart


No, thanks for all YOU do.  Donating money is easy, but putting your opinions on the Internet
for all to see is not only entertaining, it's brave and patriotic. And boy do we need brave patriots these days.
A day without Bartcop is not nearly as good.

When you can find a moment, I'd really appreciate receiving some  stickers--they're all great!

Oh, and please add me to the group that doesn't require an email for each donation.
The page and radio shows are thanks enough.

Your fan and fellow liberal atheist,
 William R

Dude, that was way cool.
A package is headed your way.



"Bin Laden sounds like Rush Limbaugh" -- "Bin Laden sounds like Bill O'Reilly"
  Imagine the outrage on the right if a major media figure spat out those words...
  Well, Chris Matthews just blurted out that Bin Laden sounds like Michael Moore."
     -- Peter Daou,    Link

"I'm W's whore."



My new computer is a dream.
I haven't seen that damn hourglass in the last 20 hours.

This page is short because it's taking twice the time - temporarily.
When the software engineers release a new program (my old computer
was from 2001 or 2002) they have to take all the buttons that were on
the right and re-locate them on the left in an attempt to make you think
the 5.4 version is "so different" from the 5.3 version, the sick bastards.

Plus, all the buttons that were red are now green, so every little step takes a few
steps longer while I hunt for it and there are hundreds of steps in each page.

I also got a CD replicator which does the work of four computers.
I put in four blanks, then one BCR CD - press one button and 5 minutes later
there are a total of 5 BCR CDs and the replicator even re-checks them for accuracy
so that will increase production and it will free up a lot of time.
More time - it's a dream come true.

Now I just need to figure out a way to pay for it...




 "If the administration had done the job right in Tora Bora we might not be having discussions
about a new Bin Laden tape. How dare Scott McClellan tell America that this Administration
puts terrorists out of business. Had they put Bin Laden out of business in Afghanistan when
our troops wanted to, we wouldn't have to hear this barbarian's voice on tape."
   -- John Kerry, with a LOT of needless words removed from his quote,  Link

 Hey John, why use twenty words when you can use 300, instead?


Subject: "you and I gamble differently"?

Sorry, Bart, but I don't believe you.

Dude, why not start with, "Bart, I disagree?"
Wouldn't that work just as well?
When you say you "don't believe me," that implies that I'm lying
so now I'm your enemy/adversary and where can we go from there?

Do you really throw in all your chips and then fold whenever anybody
at the table winks at you and says, "He might have a flush."

No, and I never suggested such a thing.

Wouldn't that be the poker equivalent of squandering hundreds of billions
and thousands of soldiers in Iraq because Curveball told Cheney, and Cheney
told Bush and Wolf Blitzer, that Saddam might have anthrax trucks and yellow cake
and smoking guns that turn into mushroom clouds and super duper unmanned planes
that can fly halfway around the world in 45 minutes?

Neal in Batavia

Neal, no, it wouldn't.

That  is how you answer a yes-or-no question.
It's very, very, very easy to answer a yes-or-no question.

When I gamble,  I don't bet the lives of my family.

PS. Thank Koresh it was you instead of Neal in Vermont :)



Do Dems Have a Death Wish?


I can't believe your Democrat friends are blowing it once again! The Bushies are imploding
in one scandal after another, it's dictator-time, the Republicans are tarred by the Abramoff
corruption brush, more attacks on Mideast countries are coming soon, Bush ordered spying
on Americans with no court permission, impeachment momentum is in the air -- and the Dems
have let the President off the hook once again!

How many times are you going to push that boulder up the steep hill to the top
and then let it roll back down again? Do you liberals really have a death-wish?"


Subject: I'm leaving

Don Min

Don, I understand.
As of now, I'm backing the Democrat who's the favorite - by 29 points!

No wonder you're upset with me.


 Chapter Fourteen

An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice President, conspires
to steal the 2008 presidential election. Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist attack upon the nation.

New Chapter next issue

Click to Enter

Subject: proof Saddam had no WMDs


It was impossible for Saddam to prove a negative - that he had no WMDs.
Bush should have been required to prove the positive - that Saddam did have WMDs.

Obviously, Powell going before the UN with his drawings based on hearsay was not proof.
Basking in Balmy Kansas

Basking, that's a different subject than what we were talking about.
I'm saying Bush's CIA went before the senate and guaranteed Saddam had them.

As it turns out, they were lying, but I admit that  it's easy to go back and time and say,
"Hillary and the 20 other Dems should've known the CIA's proof was faked."

BTW, we're basking, too.
It was 73 degrees yesterday in K-Drag.
I've been here 30 years - never saw anything like it.

In January 1978, it never got above freezing the entire month.
In 2006, I'm cooking burgers on the patio in shorts and no shoes.



Have you made your TV signs yet for Bush's State of the Union speech?


"I don't really think I can speak for God. On the other hand,
  I do know that He wants New Orleans to be rebuilt."
       -- Pickles, dumber than a Monkey on Iraq    Link


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Subject: Sirhan

Dear Bartcop...

My action against Mr. Sirhan would be to break at least his thumb because
failure to do so would allow him to keep firing which would not be good.
<mega snippage>


Cal, of course you would.
Everybody has the same reaction, but the illogical ninnies can't be honest with themselves.
All they can do is scream insults and refuse to answer the question.

In the (now finished, uploaded soon) BCR 87, there's a break-your-heart piece on MLK and his young daughter.
MLK is the epitome of non-violence, right?

If MLK and his daughter were on a Montgomery street and 5 young Republicans started messing with his daughter, 
does anybody think he would've stood there and preached non-violence to them while they molested killed his daughter?

Fuck no and everybody knows that.
...but sometimes it's easier to lie to yourself.

MLK would break bones to save his little girl - because he's all she's got.
John Lennon and Bono would both pull triggers to save their kids and we all know it..
...but sometimes it's easier to lie to yourself.

I got lots of honest Sirhan letters, like yours.

But the people who live in Fantasyland refused to answer the Sirhan question and unloaded on me.
When I replied with, "Why can't you answer a simple question?" the most popular reply was,
"I'll never visit your site again, asshole," ...as tho *I* fucking shot Bobby Kennedy.

That's who I'm calling illogical ninnies.


Reid Apologizes like a Good Puppy


Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid on Thursday apologized to 33 Republican senators
singled out for ethics criticism in a report from his office titled "Republican Abuse of Power."

"The document released by my office yesterday went too far and I want to convey to you my personal regrets," Reid said in a letter.
"I am writing to apologize for the tone of this document and the decision to single out individual senators for criticism in it.
" I beg you to please forgive me, and I swear I'll praise Bush from this monment on."

Reid came under attack Wednesday over the report, which was issued by his staff on Senate letterhead,
even as he and fellow Democrats released ethics overhaul proposals.

I don't know anything about this story.
I didn't even bother to read it because I've read the same headline a thousand times before.

Democrats apolgize
Democrats cave in again
Democrats beg forgiveness
Democrats sorry for comments

Meanwhile, 2220 soldiers died for the swaggering dictator's oil hardon - and we apologize?




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always has good stuff.


"Bush met with the Prime Minister of Belgium and things got tense when the
  PM demanded that Bush close the prison at Gitmo.   Bush quickly replied,
 'The prison is closed. That's how we keep them in there.'"
       -- Conan


Subject: RE: enough of this bullshit

You hit one of my hot buttons with this topic.

Do me a favor - bring some logic and common sense to this topic.

The weapons inspectors were doing their job and saying Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz were lying.

Well, they said they disagreed with Bush's assessment...

Powell and Condi said as late as 2001 that Saddam was contained.

Another fact - can I buy you a beer?

The intelligence community agreed with Powell and Condi.

That's not a fact.
You can say "some of " the intelligence community agreed he was contained,
but not the guys who briefed the senate. They said the East Coast was vulnerable.

The Hillary haters say, "She knew all along it was a fake."
*I* say Bush lied to the senate.


'War on Terror' Creates Terrorists
  by Ivan Eland  as seen on consortiumnews.com


The latest U.S. air raid on a remote Pakistani village may have killed several senior al-Qaeda operatives,
but the deaths of some 18 civilians, including children, have sparked outrage across the country and put
pressure on its pro-U.S. government. This guest essay by Ivan Eland looks at the costs and benefits.

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Subject: Jill Carroll

Bart, you wrote:

> Do not lay down in front of a bulldozer or a train or become a human shield.
> That includes traveling to war zones, too. I hope she makes it back,
> but she almost begged to be kidnapped.

She's a reporter Bart. What should she have done, stay in the Green Zone like a good little girl
and just report on what she was told like so many of the rest of her collegaues? Last time I checked,
you Bart were as much a critic of the inept mainstream media as anyone else? Now when a real
journalist is kidnapped, you suggest it was her fault for being a real journalist.

<snipped the personal insults and cheap shots at Hillary>


Bush and friends orchestrated the kidnap zones - that's how they steal billions.
She chose to enter a kidnap zone and that's crazy.

You and I weren't kidnapped because we're smart enough to stay away.
I blame Bush.



"I should have demanded the military sooner.
  I think it's important to realize that all of us made mistakes."
     -- Brownie, who took time for fancy meals as the city lay there, dying   Link



If I owe you anything - some banner days, some stickers, a  - let me know.
Sometimes things fall thru the cracks and I don't want you to think I took your money
and then blew you off.

Also, sometimes when I answer e-mail, in return I get a "Thanks, Sam."
Just wanted people to know Sam's a "she" and she's not me.


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Subject: We are all sick of hearing of your devotion to Hillary

It is ruining an otherwise great site.

Brandy, my "devotion?"

I back the candidate who's 29 points ahead.
The candidate who, as of now, is the clear majority favorite.



We have an out-of-town wedding Saturday.
Beats going to a funeral - Next issue Monday.


"I tell lies for personal profit!"

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $67.19 a barrel
makes $134,380,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2220   2222 have died for Halliburton

Bush is willing to pay that.

Bush's gusher of blood.


TV Stuff

I saw my first American Idol this week.
I was struck by what idiotic songs people choose to sing.
Assuming you have a voice, why not pick a song that shows it off?
If they sand, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," you'd know after
four words if they could sing or not, but some of these nuts are rapping.

The Shield, one of the best shows on TV, just started it's last season.
They have Lemonhead in 'the box,' pressuring him to give up Vic Mackey.
Lem doesn't know Vic killed a fellow cop in the first few minutes of the series premier.

The premier of 24 was almost as exciting as they said it was, but the sound mixing is
done so poorly I can't hear what the characters are saying. It drowns out the dialog.

Dennis Miller (R-Fascist) has a new special on HBO Saturday night.
Since he was forced out of his failed TV show and the comedy business in general, he now
fancies himself as a poker player.  I'll bet nobody reading this has even seen Bush's Cabanaboy
play poker. He's just trying to get on the bandwagon with "Dennis Miller - All In."
Gee Dennis, that title is as original as your post-2001 jokes.

The big event is Sunday's Desperate Housewives.
Gabby, one of the hottest babes on TV, has a Dynasty-style knockdown, dragout fistfight
with the crazy nun who's trying to steal her husband. Will they tear off each other's clothes?



"I'd like to make it clear to the people who run the Democratic Party 
  that I will not support Hillary Clinton for president."
    -- Molly Ivins   Link

 People are sending me this in droves - as if it's a shocker.
 We all like Molly, but she voted for Nader, remember?

 Molly, when was the last time you backed a Democrat for President?


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"The Democrats were throwing haymakers at the White House this week, 
  but they will never succeed as long as they're perceived as the party in skirts."
     -- Maureen the Dragon,     Link


Subject: Shirley and JT


All I do know is that Shirley is a SMOKIN' HOT act! 
She can really belt one out and never fails to send me into a sticky fantasy.

Her talent has made her a celebrity and show business is a whole different world. 
If she has participated in this hoax or not, if it  is a hoax or not, is trumped by the claim she can't get laid ;-)

Try to forgive and forget, I really miss the photo  I  REALLY  miss  the photo
Steve in NYC 

Steve, Shirley is back.


Kate Beckinsale Vampire movie premiers today



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