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1701 - Bush's goon squad
Twenty people will see your banner for a penny.
Know of a better deal than that?
"While we say goodbye to Mrs. King today, we
must honor her life by
working toward the shared vision of
an American society that values
individual freedom, equality and content
of character above all else."
-- Bill Frist, the racist bastard who refused to comdemn lynchings of black
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Instead of the donkey, the Democrats may want
to adopt the fighting spirit demonstrated by a bull
named Pajarito when he disrupted a Mexico City
bullfight by jumping into the stands and scattering
the spectators in the highest-priced seats. Pajarito
was still killed but at least he gave his tormentors
some uncomfortable moments. In facing George
W. Bush, many national Democrats act more like
a bull that thinks it can survive by cooperating
with the matador.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
Cheap Oil: Drop Dead
America's oil murderer defended the $36 billions
in profits that Exxon gouged from American families,
saying that $36M is simply the result of the
marketplace - and that consumers socked with soaring
energy costs could move to Vene-f-ing-zula
if they didn't like the monopoly oil prices his friends set.
former Texas oilman,
said of oil costs,
"The price is determined by the marketplace
and that's the way it should be."
He doesn't even try to hide his crimes, anymore.
Whatever happens, they can Diedold the 2008 election
and get a pardon from brother Jeb.
Victory, Liberals Fight, Instead
Elected Democrats and their liberal base are
in one of their periodic splits between pragmatism and symbolism.
Under pressure from blogs and liberal groups,
Kerry attempted an obviously doomed filibuster against Alito
-- and Kerry got only 25 votes. Likewise, the
chance of a Republican Congress moving to impeach Bush is
close to zero. When one of the impeachment forum's
sponsors posted an item on its Web site about news
coverage of the event, a reader responded that,
without conservative support, 'this becomes a cartoon image
of the old pinko commie left, and fair game for
the wingnuts at Fox.'
"Clinton tried to lie his way out of a blow
job, failed, and you treat him as though he were the
Second Coming of Lucifer. Meanwhile,
Bush lies about the reasons for going to war, killing
2,240 US soldiers so far, destroying
any ounce of credibility, respect, and most importantly,
support that we had from our neighbors.
So he's a hero? He's got backbone? Doubtful.
But let history judge his hubris, and
may God forgive him in ways that I cannot."
-- Mike Ely, Link
If only Democrats could remember that oral sex is not
as bad as killing 2243 brave soldiers.
But they can't muster the courage to speak the obvious - and
they continue to lose.
Subject: Chimpy in Chief
Bart, thanks for the stickers! I have already
put the I Miss Clinton one on my car.
Thanks for the CD's too.
Usually I don't watch the Chimp in Chief for more
than two seconds, but last night
I watched the speech with other Dems from here
in Delray Beach, FL.
I thought it might be easier to stomach him in
a group of like minded people.
I thought that basically he crowned himself King
of the World, then retreated
into his pathetic, delusional empire and shut
I will not attend another Chimp event unless the
to hand out vomit bags like they give you on
One of the great ironies beneath the hatred by
Democrats of Bush is that Bush most closely resembles Truman.
The similarities between Bush and Truman are
so obvious that it is a wonder that they have not been highlighted earlier.
What a stupid goddamn thing to say - no wonder
nobody else said it - it's not true.
Did Truman inherit peace and prosperity and turn it into war and depression?
Did Truman invade a country to make himself and his friends richer?
Did Truman send 2243 soldiers to their death for no reason?
Did Truman suspend the Constitution and break laws repeatedly?
Subject: what Bush hasn't done
I share Connie's sentiment -- I can't bring myself
to listen to the man, much less look at him.
He's never had to serve in combat (whether he
served at all is obviously in question).
My 12 year old daughter had to watch the first
half hour of the SOTU, and she said in response
to Bush's empathy for soldiers and their families,
"but I don't think he ever had to go fight a war himself..."
He's never travelled
He's never been intellectually curious
He's never studied anything in depth
He's never had to worry about a passing grade
He's never appreciated art, poetry, theater or
anything of larger cultural merit
He's never been chosen for anything based on
his own merits
Given all this, I think the kind of America he
represents is obvious, and I just can't stand to watch....
Iraqis support attacking US Troops
But Bush says we're winning, and that's good enough for the
A new poll found that nearly half of Iraqis approve
of attacks on U.S.-led forces, and most favor
setting a timetable for American troops to leave.
The poll also found that 80 percent of Iraqis think
the United States plans to maintain permanent
bases in the country even if the newly elected Iraqi
government asks American forces to leave. Researchers
found a link between support for attacks
and the belief among Iraqis that the United States
intends to keep a permanent military presence in the country."
Bush still thinks we were greated with flowers and chocolates.
Bush is told we're winning, so he repeats what he hears
like a sloppy
drunk monkey at a wedding.
Subject: What is it about conservatives'
They certainly can't debate, but they sure don't
waste any time in
calling those they disagree with "queers" or
"fags." Simply amazing.
I have a theory:
They are so afraid that they might be a little bit gay, they chant,
again and again to themselves to try to calm the inner-gay boogeyman
inside of them.
Me? If I was gay, I'd just be gay.
If they were gay, they'd want to kill themselves.
for arresting Cindy Sheehan?
Chief bullshits: "It was a mistaken
Less than 24 hours after anti-Bush peace activist
Cindy Sheehan was arrested for "unlawful conduct"
at Bush's Liefest, the charge is being dropped
and federal officials are apologizing.
"The officers made a good faith, but mistaken
effort to enforce an old unwritten interpretation of the
prohibitions about demonstrating in the Capitol.
The policy and procedures were too vague," said
Capitol Police Chief Terrance W. Gainer. "The
failure to adequately prepare the officers is mine."
They knew they were breaking the law when
they arrested her because they ALWAYS
drop the charges and claim it was all just a
big mistake - THE NEXT DAMN DAY.
They are just flat-out f-ing lying and they'll
do it again next time, too.
In the back issues, you'll find where I suggested
the Democrats ask a federal judge
to order the government IN ADVANCE not to
arrest peaceful protesters.
It's ten times easier to avoid a problem
up-front that deal with it afterwards,
but each time, the Democrats step in that same
damn whole and then.
they act all surprised when they break their
ankle again - in the same damn hole!
But they don't listen to common sense suggestions.
They'd rather have Bush's goon squad rousting
Gold Star Moms.
Bart, you wrote:
> Last poll I saw she was 29 points ahead of
Kerry, who was second.
> She can also raise more money than any other
candidate, plus she has that magic name.
So because she is that far ahead of Kerry - 2
years before Super Tuesday - that makes her the frontrunner?
Being ahead makes her the front runner, unless
they changed things.
I think your statement, the one of her having
that magic name is the only reason polls reflect that, *she has name recognition.
If she did not have that last name, she would
just be another Democratic Senator.
But she does have that magic name...
Top 50 Loathsome
34. Scooter Libby
Charges: Known as "germ boy" within the
administration for his obsession with creating panic over
biological warfare in order to facilitate huge
government vaccine purchases and alter markets to the
benefit of big pharmaceutical industry stock
holders like Rumsfeld, George Shultz and himself. Sound familiar?
A high-level fall guy, responsible for leaking
what was in the interest of profit, not leaking what wasn't,
and barking on cue to produce the noise of governance
without the drawbacks of actual governance.
Exhibit A: "The Aspens turn in clusters,"
Subject: the return of "Dan"
I would appreciate it if you would remove my name
and address from your site.
This was done out of spite from someone else
that was on my computer living in my house
being unprofessional because I am indeed a big
fan of your site and they do not like it.
I would like to apologize to you and your viewers
for the situation.
I assure you that proper punishment will be dealt.
Sorry for the problem.
Keep up the great work!!!!
Dan, you said the right things.
Thanks for the note.
• How did a fire fed by jet fuel, which at most
burns at 1,700 degrees Fahrenheit, cause the collapse
of the Twin Towers, built of steel that
melts at 2,800 degrees? (Most experts agree that the impact of
airliners, made mostly of lightweight
aluminum, should not have been enough alone to cause structural failure.)
How could a single planeload of burning
jet fuel -- most of which flared off in the initial fireball -- cause the
South World Trade Center tower to collapse
in just 56 minutes?
• Why did building WTC-7 fall, though no aircraft
Fire alone had never before caused
a steel skyscraper to collapse.
• Why did all three buildings collapse largely
into their own footprints -- in the style of a controlled demolition?
• Why did no U.S. military jet intercept the wayward
• Why has there been no investigation of BBC reports
that five of the alleged 9/11 hijackers
were alive and accounted for after
The BFEE has a history of committing incredibly crazy and risky crimes,
only to yell,
"The conspiracy kooks are at it again," when
they get caught red-handed,
then getting help from the friends in the American whore media.
Arming bin Laden,
Running cocaine to Oakland, running guns to Nicaragua,
Remember Eugene Hosenfus?
That plane crash was the BFEE's stained, blue dress - the certain proof
that would sink them,
but Lee Hamilton (D-Traitor) decided to let the criminals skate free.
Note: Hamilton went on to co-chair the 9-11 Commission, the crooked
What kind of son of a bitch helps Bush cover up 3,000 American murders?
Noriega's crimes were mixed in there, somewhere.
Arming Hezzbolla and arming the Ayatollah with - get this - Israeli
Surprise, where Poppy Bush, just weeks from the 1980,
couldn't account for his whereabouts for 36 hours or so.
Where were you, George?
Making a secret illegal deal in Paris to give terrorists Stinger Missles
if they would
agree to hold our hostages longer? What a terrible thing to do
to those captives.
And we're sure this happened because Bush pardoned everyone BEFORE the
Just think - if Clinton pardoned the McDougals and Julie Steele and
that could possible tell a story that could get him in trouble - BEFORE
There are different rules for the BFEE.
Their "Get Out of Jail Free" card
and they use that mother every day of their lives..
Subject: Mr. Attorney
You said "Jonathan Alterman doesn't know anything
about the law.
Sexual relations is legally defined as sexual
OK, Mr. Attorney, in precisely which U.S. state
is "sexual relations"
legally defined as sexual intercourse?
Or are you claiming that this is the legal definition
under federal law?
Can you cite a specific statute or appellate
decision to prove your point?
Jon in L.A.
Jon, did we not get our cereal this morning?
I didn't write down the "Section Two, Paragraph Six" part.
As Kinda Sleazy might say, "Nobody could have
predicted I'd be asked that question."
Since we're talking about the "Crime of the Century", I cited
District of Columbia statutes,
That's where the "crimes" took place, remember?
Next time - come heavy.
can be in BCR Show 88
Subject: Ickes smacks Don Nichols,
Love the site!
Just a quick comment on the Harold Ickes story.
Ickes was left with feisty Senator Don Nickles
who sees himself as a junior G-Man
and part of a tag team with Pete Domenici of
Nickles asked Ickes if the president's political
friends were invited to ride on Air Force One.
"No, we basically
invited people we didn't like," Ickes snapped.
Here's another one, same link
Nichols: I'm upset when you try to equate
Reagan's White House (with Clinton's)...Is it fair?"
Ickes: "Give me $4.5 million and a 100
investigators and let me go through the Reagan record."
That's how you fight these pricks.
You come right back and slap them harder than they slapped you.
That's what Clinton's War Room did in 1992 and 1996.
It's easy when you fight back and have the facts
and the truth on your side.
Sixteen - The Holy Trinity Amendments
An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice
to steal the 2008 presidential election.
Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic
War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist
attack upon the nation.
Click to Enter
"The lobbyists got their way on an energy bill
that gave oil companies more subsidies
while doing nothing about high gas
prices and home heating; a prescription drug bill
that helped the drug companies but
gave seniors higher prices and confused plans;
and in Iraq, no-bid contracts for Halliburton,
fined millions for overcharging the military,
costing billions in wasted spending.
The Republicans are at the center of a lobbying
scandal in Washington that has hurt
-- talking points
in a memo from James Carville that the Dems will ignore/forget, Link
Subject: from one Okie to another
I read your sight daily. I agree and I disagree
I support what Molly said with every ounce of
I am sick to death of people who are playing
Amber, perhaps you were upset when you wrote this?
Isn't it illogical to not play the odds?
Hillary Clinton is not a leader. I will never
vote or support her candidacy.
While I can agree with many of the things she
espouses, I don't trust her.
I don't trust her to not manipulate, not triangulate,
not be politically expedient.
Does that make me a Hillary-Hater? Why
do you need to discuss it in those terms?
Amber, you and I have no problem unless you say,
"I would rather a Republican win than Hillary."
You should pull for your candidate and in the
end, vote for our candidate.
Any other action would be helping Bush and we
don't want that, right?.
Amber in OKC
ps: Malloy gave you a very big promotion that
went on for a while last night.
Congratulations on your
10 year anniversary.
Amber, that was nice - thanks.
Mike may dislike Hillary, but I know he hates the Bush Crime Family
far more than he could possibly dislike Hillary.
Mike's too much of a patriot to allow those bastards to destroy our
And Bush's Hatred of the Constitution
Sheehan was arrested for wearing the shirt she'd
worn all day.
Later, during the speech -- after
Sheehan had already been arrested -- the wife of a Republican Congressman
from Florida, Bill Young, was politely asked
to leave the chamber for wearing a T-shirt in support of our troops.
Her shirt said "Support the Troops Defending
She was not arrested for wearing the shirt, she
was not held for hours in detention, nor roughed up. She does not
face any legal charges or legal fees in connection
with the incident that we know about. And, as far as we know,
did not also make the ultimate sacrifice of giving
the life of her child for this country.
Bush claims, "Debate is healthy, we welcome
all points of view,"
but he only arrests the voices who disagree with him.
I would vote for her in a second because she is
smart enough for the job
and also because I know who would be standing
behind her right shoulder.
If President Clinton has a tough decision to make, who better to give
her advice than a man who sat in the big chair for eight successful
"If the president broke the law, that's unacceptable.
But I think it's debateable whether
-- Democratic Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack, doing all he can to help Bush,
Why does our side always play for the other team?
Each time we hike the ball, our offensive line turns around and tackles
We'll continue to lose until we start going after the other
Subject: Utah town loves Bush
I read the story: they're ignorant and want to
stay that way.
But wasn't it interesting that the Washington
Post ran a Bush-loving story
on its front page on the day of the State of
the Union address?
Wouldn't it have been better journalism to have
TWO stories-- one about
a town that loves Bushie, and another about a
town that can't stand him?
I know they could find a few.
Gayle, it's WaHoPo's job to protect Bush and lie for Bush.
They can make more money slanting the news than reporting it.
How do you think FOX got to be Number One in cable news?
of the Union Contest
"Bush went before a disaffected nation Tuesday
to reassert his leadership --
by insisting repeatedly that he's a
leader with an obligation to lead at a time
that requires leadership."
-- Dan Froomkin, Link
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"In a system of two parties, two chambers,
and two elected branches, there will always
be differences and debate. But even
tough debates can be conducted in a civil tone,
and our differences cannot be allowed
to harden into anger. To confront the great issues
before us, we must act in a spirit
of good will and respect - and I will do my part.
And if you don't agree with me, you
can go fuck yourself."
-- Dubya, in the SOTU, Link
Subject: The idiot speaks
Believe it or not I took the time to watch
the State of the Union Address last night.
Needless to say I was as taken back as you will
be when you hear that I found Adolph's
- I mean George's speech mildly impressive compared
to what I usually see from Der Monkey.
However I found his speech to be what it always
is, a famous collection of redundant irrelevancies.
I might actually be impressed with his speech,
that is if I bought into right wing propaganda and if I
wasn't already aware that it was a neatly written
speech of lies and b.s. as everything from his throat is.
I also noticed that he managed for the most part
to conquer his speech impediments!
He must have taken an extra dose of Ritalin just
before making his appearance.
I noticed on the news today that not only
Sheehan, but also another madame had been escorted out of
the Address for trying to advertise "Support
Our Troops" on her shirt. Damn her and her ideals of free speech.
I must have my facts mixed up because I could
have sworn hauling opposers out of the room while they
preached was a favorite tradition of Sadam in
the Baath party. Obviously I'm confused.
An enlightening response would be most appreciated.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
The new boss just has a better military.
has good stuff.
Palestinians: Hey, George Buush. We had
a free and fair, democratic election. We chose Hamas!
George Bush: We hate your freedoms!
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Subject: giving me sanity since
Just want to say thank you for making the Internet
and especially your web site one of my
only sources of political commentary. I've been
a long time reader of your page and can
especially remember the 2000 election on your
I was just as outraged as you when Bush stole
the Florida votes or Jeb just gave them to him
along with the Supreme Court. I wrote you once
before the election, when I was 15 years old,
asking your thoughts on who would win and you
replied "hopefully Gore will" or something like that.
Too bad that dream never came true and 6 years
later we have to deal with this political torture
under King George II and his empire of greed
and corruption helped along with his low life,
bottom-feeding henchmen. I only hope these defeatist
Democrats don't torpedo us with all
their "we hate Hillary" talk because we need
a winner like her to save our country.
And it wouldn't be too bad to see Bill as first
Keep exposing the lies of the Conservative mainstream/cable
and especially keep swinging that hammer Bart!!!!
John in the Cuse
John, thanks for that.
trade futures for fossil fuels."
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$66.56 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2248 have died for Bush's oil greed
They got five more yesterday.
If these were real people, with real families,
this would be, ...like, ...a tragedy.
How many more, Murder Monkey?
Bush's gusher of blood.
will oil hit $100 a barrel?
March 4, 2008?
According to Chris Matthews, warrantless soying
is "a winning issue politically" for Bush.
A new poll from NBC and the Wall Street Journal
further undermines Matthew's argument:
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Today is one of the most sacred days of the year for Mrs. Bart.
It's the day CBS premiers the newest Survivor: Panama -- Exile
Why do I mention this?
As a reminder to God that if my heart attack is scheduled for today,
please make it
happen after 8PM Central because I won't be able to get Mrs. Bart's
attention until then.
Wait, Lord, make that 9PM Central, there's a new C.S.I.
on tonight, too.
Plus, I have earmarked (my new word of the day) Friday for recording
New issue late Sunday or Monday,
Spears to Molest Jesus!
woman must be stopped
she molests Jesus!"
On the April 13th Will and Grace, Britney
Spears will appear as a Christian conservative sidekick
to Sean Hayes' homosexual character, Jack,
who hosts his own talk show.
Jack's fictional network, Out TV, is bought
by a Christian TV network,
leading to Spears contributing a cooking
segment called "Cruci-fixin's."
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