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"The source told us that there were no active
WMD programs. The White House group
that was dealing with preparation for
the Iraq war came back and said they were no longer
interested. And we said 'Well, what
about the intel?' And they said 'Well, this isn't about
intel anymore. This is about regime
change.' The policy was set. The war in Iraq was
coming and they were looking for intelligence
to fit into the policy."
-- Tyler Drumheller,
former highest ranking CIA officer in Europe,Link
Jail Time at Critics
Beset with shrinking poll numbers and growing
evidence of wrongdoing, George W. Bush and his supporters
are brandishing threats of criminal prosecutions
against critics. But the list of troublemakers keeps expanding,
now including U.S. generals, CIA officers and
investigative journalists from mainstream newspapers that
previously had done Bush's bidding.
Over the past five-plus years, the American people
have gotten a taste of what a triumphant George W.
Bush is like, as he basked in high approval ratings
and asserted virtually unlimited powers as Commander in Chief.
Now, the question is: How will Bush and his inner
circle behave when cornered?
So far, the answer should send chills through
today's weakened American Republic. Bush and his team
- faced with plunging poll numbers and cascading
disclosures of wrongdoing - appear determined to
punish and criminalize resistance to their regime.
When Bush sends tanks into the streets of America, the world will panic
and an ounce of gold will go to $1500 and each barrel of oil will go
The more Bush screws up, the richer the oil bastards get.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
in Talking Incident
have her put to death?
A woman accused of heckling Chinese President
Hu Jintao during a White House appearance this week
was charged with a misdemeanor of willfully intimidating,
coercing threatening and harassing a foreign official.
Wang Wenyi, had temporary press credentials for
a Falun Gong newspaper and positioned herself on a camera stand.
According to Secret Service translations, she
shouted in Chinese: "Stop oppressing the Falun Gong," as well as
"Your Time is running out," and "Anything you
have done will come back to you in this lifetime." She also shouted
in English: " President Bush, stop him
from killing," and "President Bush, stop him from persecuting the Falun
Yes, this lady must be put to death as an exampel to other people who
may be thinking about speaking.
of war dead cooked
I'm retired from the military now, and I don't
give a hoot's patoot what the military talking points are.
These kids come to BAMC in waves (we used to
refer to them as mass-cals) some already too far gone
to do much more than be hooked up to ventilators.
Most of the surgeries done at BAMC in the 90's were
hip replacements, reproductive surgeries, lap
chole's, lap appys,etc. Now, most are limb amputations.
One bright spot---the only one that I can see---is
that these kids aren't stupid. They are very, very angry
at the Bush Administration. But, don't cheer
yet. They're very angry with the blase American public, too.
Michael Moore said it best, "Will they ever trust
Condoms better than AIDS
This must be a trick, it's too logical for a priest
Despite the Vatican's opposition to condoms,
a senior cardinal said
that condoms were the "lesser evil" when considering
the scourge of AIDS.
"We must do everything to fight AIDS," said Cardinal
Carlo Martini, the retired archbishop
of Milan. "Certainly, the use of condoms
can constitute in certain situations a lesser evil."
The Vatican opposes condoms because they are a
form of artificial contraception.
Pope Benny the Rat told African bishops that
abstinence was the only "fail-safe" way to stop HIV.
Hey Benny, you're "pulling a Bush" - answering
a question that nobody asked because
you can't answer the question that was
asked. Why can't you answer it?
Funny, that the Pope has to dodge questions and
I have a question for you - how do you expect
teenagers to remain celebate if your own
priests can't keep it in their pants? Can
you answer that question?
The policy of the Catholic Church, as I see it,
is to only have sex with virgin children because
they're less likely to have a sexually-transmitted
disease than an adult. Do I understand correctly?
Shame, shame on the Pope for have to use
Scott McClelland tactics to avoid the question asked.
- Dear Mr. President
Subject: Planes over Germany
I just spent an hour on the phone with my great
friend Jan from Heidelberg, Germany.
He says he hears the planes flying overhead similar
to to build-up to the Iraq war.
Also says he can't see them. Maybe Sy Hersh reads
us and will get us an answer.
The torture never stops.
From: ...and furthermore,
David Gilmour has a new CD out and sold out tickets
for his entire tour in minutes recently.
The reviews from the NY shows said he was great
and the songs I've heard from the CD were very good.
But these are different times. We're not all
sitting around getting stoned listening to it anymore.
When we were younger, we'd have half a dozen friends
sitting around listing to records.
Now it's pretty much a solo experience, with
headphones or alone at home while the wife watches TV.
Songs don't have the same effect that they did
when your drunk buddy is there saying "Listen to this part, maaaannnn".
Radio is too busy playing Pink to play stuff
Look up some the new Gilmour stuff. You're wrong
"A new Fox News poll hands George W. Bush his
lowest approval rating to date.
Overall, just 33 percent of Fox's morons
say they approve of the job Bush is doing."
--Tim Grieve, Link
I just put $20 in the mail in support of the site.
I don't know if this gets me any privileges,
but I want to get back into donating.
Dude, that'll get you 60 days of BCR
and my gratitude :)
I used to be able to send $20 a month back when
I was getting paid in yen.
Anyway, I've got a new job so please share my
joy and put the little check to good use.
I thought, as a matter of market research, you
might want to know why I'm still a supporter.
Actually, we disagree on a hell of a lot.
I don't like your positions on torture or pulling troops out of Iraq.
I think Hillary would be the wrong candidate.
I don't think the Diebold machines are rigged.
So, there is plenty of reason for me to look
elsewhere for my anti-Bush satire.
Oh - let's argue!
First, you and I don't disagree on torture.
We both agree it's a bad, bad thing, right?
Second, I doubt we disagree on troops
in Iraq, unless you want Zarqawi to have
$140M a day (a billion per week) to spend on
the best ways to kill Americans.
That wasn't a problem until Bush created it,
but turning our backs on him now is suicide.
Third, I'm voting Democrat in 2008 - you
are too, right?
Fourth, nobody knows the Diebold
machines are rigged, but why else would the GOP
fight so hard to prevent a paper trail that could
verify their accuracy?
So, we're virtual twins politically and I appreciate
However, I still read Bartcop and want to support
the site, because you are right on the most
important issue of all. Democrats have
got to start fighting, and fighting in a way that average
Americans understand. I can trust you to
attack whoever the Rethugs nominate and hit him/her hard.
I know that you will find reasons to identify
him as both a radical idealogue, AND craven flip flopper.
You will let America know that he is controlled
by big business AND religious extremism.
You are the only dude who mentions attacking
the republican candidate's wife.
I have confidence that you understand this important
That is why you are first on my list of political
The check will be there early next week, and
keep up the good work.
Tim who got paid in yen
two minutes on BartCop Radio
lovers welcome to call
Spankings are free
claims to reach John Lennon
A controversial television seance airing on Monday
will claim it has reached John Lennon,
but viewers will have to pay $9.95 to find out,
because masking money is the whole point.
The special, being carried on pay-TV service In
Demand, was organized by the producers of
a 2003 attempt to channel the late Princess Diana.
That show failed to find Diana and received
reviews that could have sunk the Titanic but
it is estimated to have grossed close to $8 million.
Sight unseen, the Lennon effort has been attacked
by the late Beatle's friends and fans as a tasteless effort
to profit from his assassination 25 years ago.
But producers say they are hoping to lure an audience of
religious crazies who think there really is an
I feel sorry for people who believe in ghosts.
I feel sorry for people who cannot accept science and logic.
Shame on those who use people's religious insanity against them to
These crooks are as bad as the religious frauds who sell you "Heaven"
if you have the cash.
"Hey Dude, give me all your money.
Then, after you die, you'll live forever
in total peace and happiness,
but be sure I get all your cash before
you see how worthless my product is."
It's sad when people reject common sense for Magic Beans.
The Russians have a saying: Never buy a cat in a sack.
I think that your friend Rude Rich has his icons
confused. Springsteen is about to begin a tour
with his big "Seeger Sessions Band" reviving
Pete Seeger songs: Link
The tour kicks off at JazzFest in New Orleans
-- and I believe they'll be doing a couple of songs on *GMA*
this coming Tuesday (April 25th).
Hopefully they'll do something loud, left-wing,
and controversial enough to make
former Nixonian Diane Sawyer's surgically maintained
visage twitch with apprehension.
With respect -- the simplistic attempt to shoehorn
creativity into testosterone-vs.-estrogen terms is beneath you.
(I'm assuming that the whole thread isn't a joke.)
No, you have that wrong, but continue...
Ye gods, man -- did you really just imply that
there's something *unmanly* about singing Woody Guthrie songs?
I don't know anything about Woodie Guthrie,
but I know when rockers lose their ability to
write, they raid the classics.
There's something *unmanly* about honoring a man
who barded about with
"This Machine Kills Fascists" emblazoned on his
I've never heard that phrase before, but I'm guessing
the answer is no.
I'm saying Springsteen is "honoring" Seeger because
his songwriting well ran dry.
There's something *unmanly* about the man who
wrote songs like
-- "All You Fascists" http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/All_You_Fascists.htm
-- "Pretty Boy Floyd" http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Pretty_Boy_Floyd.htm
-- "Union Maid" http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Union_Maid.htm
-- "Pastures of Plenty" http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Pastures_Of_Plenty.htm
-- and what the hell, for comic relief, "Joe
DiMaggio's Done It Again"
You do the magic of lyrical and musical creativity
a grave disservice if you seriously think
it can be reduced to terms of balls vs. ovaries.
So, you're saying older women write the
best rock songs?
I don't think there's anyone in music who would
agree with that.
For some reason, you've chosen to make this adversarial
- there's no need for that.
We can have opposing music opinions without you
becoming Mr. Know-it-all.
Maybe you're a good guy who just makes a lousy
I strongly recommend leaving such simplistic nonsense
to Limbaugh and his ilk.
If you don't seriously think that, then please
excuse the interruption. :)
JW, I wish you could take back the snotty "simplistic nonsense" insults
because I'm right.
If I'm wrong, that means the best songwriters in rock are doing their
greatest work now.
Even Rude Rich knows that's not true.
The facts are the facts and neither of us can change them.
Great songs are written by young men and they stop doing great work
as they get older.
You gonna send me some links proving that to be false?
You can call me Rush Limbaugh 1,000 times but the facts are still the
Christ, I'd give a year's pay if you were right, because I used to
be the biggest music fan ever.
for Condi, Bush urged
No, keep them so we can torture them for a change
Republicans are urging Bush to dump Cheney and
replace him with Condi if he is serious about
presenting a new face to the jaded American public.
They believe that only the sacrifice of one or more
of the big beasts of the jungle, such as Cheney
or Rumsfeld, will convince voters that Bush understands
the need for a fresh start. The jittery Republicans
claim Bush's mini-White House reshuffle last week
will do nothing to forestall the threat of losing
control of Congress in the November mid-term elections.
Fuel MM Controversy
The FDA announcement that they do not support
the medicinal use of marijuana quickly
re-ignited controversy from both sides of the
The FDA said that "no sound scientific studies
supported medical use of marijuana for treatment,
and no animal or human data supported the safety
or efficacy of marijuana for general medical use."
The FDA's statement contradicts a 1999 review
by experts at the Institute of Medicine (IOM),
a division of the U.S. National Academy of Sciences,
which found marijuana to be "moderately
well-suited for particular conditions, such as
chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting and AIDS
The federal government "loves to ignore our report,"
Dr. John Benson, co-chairman of the Institute
of Medicine committee that examined the research.
"They would rather it never happened."
To please the religiously insane, Bush wants to take medicine away from
dying people. I'm ashamed that
our government is held hostage by people who turn their backs on science
to they can please those who
continue to assert that the Invisible Cloud Being wants "his children"
to do without medicine.
Why should anybody go to school and get an education
if life's most important decisions are to be made by the stupidest
The net's best advertising deal
by She with the forked tongue
Dick and Rummy are in Karl's old office, eating
Chinese leftovers. "Serves Karl right, by golly," Rummy says.
"He's so arrogant. Won't listen to anybody about
anything. Goodness gracious, imagine having somebody in
such an important job who doesn't take any advice
or pay attention to dissenting opinions. An autocrat ruthlessly
ruling over his own little kingdom. Even Laura
can't stand his peacock-preening." Dick grunts his assent, his mouth
full of ginger-scented dumplings. The Bush mandarins
are feeling more sweet than sour.
It's been a fun week, sidelining Rove, firing
the C.I.A. officer who was a source for reporters (including for
The WaHoPo's Pulitzer-winning articles) on the
agency's overseas gulag, plotting against Iran, messing with China's
head, rolling like a Tiananmen tank over the
retired generals who tried to lead a democratic uprising against Rummy."
Subject: Colin Powell, traitor
Bart, you wrote:
> "It figures that Powell (R-Traitor) resisted
Bosnia, where no American lives were lost,
> but he kept his mouth shut as Bush pushed
2379 soldiers into the open, mass grave."
NO! He opened his yap and helped send them.
He may make noises now, but when he had
the power as secretary of state, he went along
with his part in the BFEE evil farce and helped out.
At a minimum she should be hung next to Bush just
the way Lonesome Dove Texas Ranger
Robert Duval hung his friend Robert Urich telling
him "You should have been more careful who you rode with."
Put them all on trial and hang them.
We gave a pound of the best chocolate ever to Maggie S
from the South's Finest
Chocolate for being
the first person to identify this
The second and third placers won 30 days of BCR.
Some people guessed Hillary,
some guessed Cindy Sheehan,
but most wrong guesses were Greta Van Susteren.
Maggie is getting some really good chocolate.
I need a graphic that traces the cost of gasoline since 2000.
"I do think it's a young man's game, but I
still feel like a young man."
-- U2 guitarist The Edge, seeming to back Bart's theory,
I wish I could find my video interview with The Edge in Dallas,
Subject: That was a lousy piece
Re: My missive about numerology and detention
That was a lousy piece of writing, I got Hitler's
Plus, I didn't really source my idea about "numerology"...
More correctly, it should be called "occult symbolism".
Here's some links you could put up when the inevitable
horde of debunkers flooood you with calls for my head:
The Biggest Secret Forum
Destruction of the Trade Centers:
Occult Symbolism Indicates Enemies Within
Our Own Government
by Robert Howard
Secret Societies and the Origins of Tarot
by Dr. Robert O'Neill
SYMBOLIC NUMBERS & LOCATIONS IN ALCHEMICAL
TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA
Barrie Zwicker: The 9-11 Special You Never
Dude, I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I've made mistakes,
I would've bet (and lost) money that the Beatles never won a Grammy.
I've heard that dozens of times, but I never researched it myself.
bartcop.com regrets the error
My sound card is to be installed today,
so I haven't heard this - let's hope it's good.
Subject: Gas Price Gouging
"I'm concerned about higher gasoline prices,"
"The government has the responsibility to make
sure that we watch very carefully and investigate
possible price-gouging, and we will do just that,"
Do I believe that? I still remember how he said he
was going to investigate the leaks related to
the outing of the CIA agent.
Bush called for a criminal investigation to "get
to the bottom" of it
just to find out that he was the one behind it.
They can pretend that the high price of gas is
because of "world demand" and "political uncertainty"
and "converting to ethanol", but when I see the
president of Exxon getting a retirement bonus of
close to half a BILLION dollars it's pretty clear
that it's greedy oil companies raping the public again.
These are the guys who met in secret with vice
president Cheney to create the energy policies that
make them rich and us poor. When the oil companies
are showing record profits it doesn't take a
genius to figure out that if they made a little
less then we would be paying less at the pumps.
The quickest way to bring down gas prices is
to impeach Bush and Cheney.
San Francisco, CA.
Marc Perkel thinks clearer than any person I know.
Everything he says makes sense, and that's damn hard to say
He founded The Church of
I'm a member.
"Where are the new faces ? It's like the Bush
administration cannot take on anyone
who hasn't a) already taken the Bush
omerta or b) already works for Fox News."
-- Josh Marshall, on Dubya's mini-shuffle at the White House,
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Fri - April 28 - Corpus Christi - Concrete St. Pavilion
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Party at Moose & Squirrel's after the show?
If you see a star in an anti-Bush or pro-peace shirt,
please send that in.
Subject: Towers collapse
I don't know where you dug up this crock of nonsense
about the collapse but you are drinking the Kool-Aid.
The points this moron uses to justify a controlled
explosion have no basis
in fact and make some wild stabs at explanations
that just are not true.
Give up the ghost on this tower deal.
I drink Chinaco, not Kool Aid, and I have no ghost to give up.
*I* have no opinion on the WTC because I have no facts.
The subject is a little like Israel - people scream "Moron!"
at their friends
when none of us has enough facts to know what really happened because
Bush & Cheney refused to tell us what they knew under oath.
Giving Net to Corp Jackals?
Congress is going to hand the operation of the
Internet over to AT&T,
Verizon and Comcast. Democrats are helping. It's
Don't look now, but the House Commerce Committee
next Wednesday is likely
to vote to turn control of the Internet over
to AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, Time Warner
and what's left of the telecommunications industry.
It will be one of those stories the
mainstream media writes about as "little noticed"
because they haven't covered it.
The Internet is the best example ever of government staying out of the
Now they're going to screw it up?
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Subject: two types of body counts
for US soldiers
There is killed in action and wounded in action.
Killed in action is dead on the spot, wounded
in action means they were
alive when they were removed from the incident
site. KIA + WIA = war casualties.
Rumor (and logic) has it that there are probably
around 7,000 U.S. war dead.
Just because you're blown apart and alive when
you leave the scene doesn't guarantee your survival.
hate him in Sacramento, too.
Thanks to Mr. Drone
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is$75.17
Bush stole just yesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps 3M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 5M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$75.17 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
2389 soldiers' lives
They got ten
Subject: Sopranos vs Godfather
Bart, playing the AJ-whacks-someone ending could
tony and vito are totally different dons/bosses.
i think that tony would actually be proud if
AJ got off his ass and whacked someone.
it's a different era, a different storyline,
and there are completely different character expectations.
i expect the sopranos to end with some grand realization
that all of these super tough macho men
are all sensitive, fragile little boys.
we've already seen glimpses of these types of revelations through
johnny sacs and his daughter's wedding, pauly
walnuts and his mother's betrayal, and the gay story line.
the ultimate moral of the story that the sopranos
will provide will be the fact our modern, ultra-sensitive,
pc world is destroying masculinity. it
will be a bittersweet ending when we see tony cry in dr. melfi's office
-- the death of real men.
Big $$ Strike
Set for May 1
Don't spend any money on May 1.
"The U. S. news media has been focusing on
Iraqi liberation propaganda, ignoring the damage
to those being "liberated." Some
of "Our boys" have participated in the horror and terror of
mass executions, and are being called
heroes for it. Their military portfolios would likely have
a kill to killed rate about 1000 to
one if all the incinerated body parts and civilians could be counted."
- some dude from "Strait Gate Ministries,"
attacking Der Furhrer's "liberation" of Iraq Link
Subject: why are athiests so
Despite all the evidence, you atheists continue
to make fools of yourselves.
When the day of judgement comes, I will be looking
down at you burning in the lake of fire.
Not one drop of water will I give you to cool
your tongue. Think about it.
"Spartan" on the newsgroups
There is no Heaven, there is no Hell, there is no Devil and there is
That "no water" thing is how I'd treat you, too and behaving like Ol'
Bart is probably
something you don't want to be bragging about to your "holier than
everyone" Christian friends.
Funny, Mrs. Bart would help you.
She's a lot better person than either of us.
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Dunk Tank Night
then scroll a little, you can do it
We love wacky, tasteless minor league baseball
We can't get enough of them. In fact, we only
have one quibble.
They're getting a bit tame.
Promotion: The vice president mans a dunk
tank outside the ballpark.
Fans of all ages are allowed to wind up and let
'er fly -- and if they're
inaccurate enough to hit nearby Harry Whittington,
Cheney gets wet!
Subject: Re: Forest Gump's Evil
What realy bugs me is the people who "NOW" get
that the pretzeldunce is and has always been
The way he conducted his very first "debate" made
at the thought of talking to someone who was
so stupid and ignorant.
Those people who thought he was great and now
know the truth make me cringe also,
they may go back to being scammed and duped as
soon as the monkey pulls his october surprise.
This country is truly fucked.
the all new, toll-free
callers Welcome (snicker)
Since everyone is saying, "Rumsfeld's gotta
go," Bush the Idiot says,
"Rummy's doing a heckuva job,"
which everybody knows is a lie, but it's what they've come to
expect from the Giggling Murderer.
They say that's job security for Rummy and great news for the Democrats.
How many more thousands of soldiers will die for Rummy's failed war
How many more thousands of soldiers will die so Bush doesn't have to
"We screwed up and we need to set a new course
for Iraq and America."
to Chicago Jim
Jim has spent thousands of hours helping me with bartcop.com
I'd call him my "Chief of Staff" but the last two died.
I'd call him my "Karl Rove" but he's too decent a guy for that.
I couldn't find a cake that said, "Happy Birthday
Jim," but I
found one that said, "Darin,"
so that's pretty close, right?
Jim turns the big 5-0
Happy Birthday, Jim!
Lindsay Lohan a Hot Duo?
Every 19 year-old starlet needs an older friend with coke
"If Kate is sober, I think she can be a great
influence on Lindsay.
She looks up to Kate as a fashion role model,"
adds the friend.
"But, there is a better chance that they will
hit L.A. partying — which means, watch out
Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Jessica Simpson,
as they will be the hottest duo in town!"
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