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Show 93, Cinco de Mayo Special, is Up
Tuesday May 23, 2006
Volume 1769 -
"The audio version of Colbert screwing Bush
rose to No. 1 at iTunes
three weeks to the night of the White
House Correspondents Dinner."
-- Noam Cohen, Link
data, steal your vote
by Greg Palast as seen on gregpalast.com
ChoicePoint Inc. of Georgia, the guys who came
up with the Florida list, are now the biggest provider
of DNA data to the FBI. And they have a "counter-terrorism"
contract to trawl for data on foreigners.
Fair enough: after all, every one of the 19 hijackers
came from Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf.
But , in our investigation for Armed Madhouse,
were able to get ahold of the no-bid deal, and oddly,
Saudi Arabians are not on the target list. Rather,
our government was secretly grabbing the citizen
voter files of Venezuela, Argentina, Mexico and
several other Latin nations. [Take a look yourself]
Each one of these countries on the list has an
anti-Bush president running for re-election or an anti-Bush
contender leading in the polls. Is this a war
on terror or a war on democracy?
"Off-shore drilling would harm Florida's tourism
Hell, it would not! I'd take a tour
out to see an oil derrick.
I'd charter a helicopter to fly over
one. I'd go out there to see how these things operate."
-- Rush the vulgar Pigboy
Butt Rush, when they spill oil and foul Florida's beaches,
will you donate a few million to get that mess cleaned up?
a New 9-11 Investigation
One that's not run by Bush's hand-picked minions
Although the Bush administration continues to
exploit September 11 to justify domestic spying,
unprecedented spending and a permanent state
of war, a new Zogby poll reveals that less than half
of the American public trusts the official 9/11
story or believes the attacks were adequately investigated.
Lieberman has consistently supported Republican
talking points. This has made him a lion of the Sunday talk shows,
but has put him out of touch with his constituents
— and with reality. Lieberman isn't just an unrepentant hawk, he
joined the Bush administration by insisting on
an upbeat picture of the situation in Iraq that is increasingly delusional.
Moreover, Mr. Lieberman has supported the attempt
to label questions about why we invaded Iraq and criticism
of the administration's policies since the invasion
Subject: Sleazy Democrats
Bart, after reading your piece a crap site for
a while, I noticed that you
make it sound like Democrats are honest people.
Looks like you are wrong.
They're honest when compared to Republicans.
Another sleazy Democrap just got busted for taking
You say "another Democrap" as tho there's been
a long string of them.
Name the last Democrat who got busted.
I think this should get a full investigation and if he's guilty,
he should be sent to prison for his crimes.
Do you agree we should do the same for Bush?
You also never mentioned a word about that Sleazy
Kennedy congressmen that just checked into rehab.
There wasn't much to mention.
He said he overreacted to medication and checked
himself into rehab.
What other course would you prescribe for him?
You roasted Rush and he is only a radio commentator.
With good reason. Rush has been screaming "Jail
the druggies" for years,
now we find out he's a druggie but "that's different"
because he's white and rich?
Rush also sent his housekeeper out into the night
to score drugs for him in a Denny's parking lot.
Can you think of anything more cowardly than
bullying the help into breaking the law?
Banana Fact: Today's commercial
bananas are scientifically classified
into the genus Musa of the Musaceae family.
U.S. Police State
Freedom is behind you, not in your future
The Internet Clampdown,
The Long War,
The Patriot Act,
Halliburton Prison Camps,
No Paper Trail Voting Machines,
Illegal Signing Statements,
"Free Speech Zones" (are they fucking serious?)
The CIA Shakeup
...and Democrats who can't or won't see the problem.
"What problems, Bart? You're always after our President!"
"Many myths surround Hoffa's disappearance.
Some say he is buried in the end zone of Giants' stadium.
Some say he was dumped in Lake Michigan.
Some think he is alive and in New Hampshire having an
affair with a volunteer fireman that
he calls 'Johnnycakes.' So 31 years later, they're s till looking
Jimmy Hoffa. That means they'll find
Osama bin Laden in 2037."
-- Jon Stewart
that Covered Up the Coup
On September 11th the Dictator pulled off his
first direct attack against the people of the United States,
and to date - he's still not been asked to explain
his actions on that day. No one who was responsible for
things like military defense, intelligence failures,
or preparedness has even been fired - and apparently at
least a third of the public is still fine with
that! We've even allowed blatant fabrications about Flight 93 to
appear in theaters; posing as a fact, when too
much evidence exists that contradicts every facet of that fairy-tale.
In a time of war, it is imperative that the public
question everything that leadership does. The American public
seems to be otherwise occupied. Today there is
a full blown dictatorship - where the Republic used to be:
If that doesn't matter to you - then just
delete this, and get on with your very important life.
Subject: Dell story is fake?
Sorry Bart Dude but this story is a fake. check
I never could get that link to come up, but I'm curious:
How can snopes guarantee that the government hasn't twisted
Dell's arm to install a chip?
Do we think AT&T volunteered to backstab their customers?
Or were they coerced?
If DHS went to Intel, Microsoft and ADM and said, "Install this or we
shut you down,
and if you tell anyone we'll charge you under the Patriot Act and shut
you down forever,"
what do you think a profit-making company is going to do?
Who can stop Bush's power
grab if it's illegal to talk about it?
And I still haven't heard anything about that Qwest guy who was later
busted for "insider trading."
Did he do that?
Or is the Bush Justice Dept playing hardball with people who don't
obey fast enough?
I don't have time to do investigative work. Don't trust anything
you read on the internet,
(Unless Robert Parry wrote it :) or see on TV, or read in a newspaper.
who sells you news
is going to sell you the news that makes them the most money,
you can't ever forget that.
The bigger they are, the more likely they are to sell the near-truth
for a higher profit.
It's not about being honest or getting it right - it's about raking
in truckloads of cash.
You knew that, I'm just saying a reminder never hurts.
on BartCop Radio
American military investigators have concluded
that United States Marines may have killed
up to 24 innocent Iraqis, including seven women
and three children, in an alleged massacre.
The Bush administration fears that the growing
scandal over the shootings could lead to
war crimes trials and a wave of international
condemnation that will further diminish support
for the Iraq war in the run-up to the mid-term
It just keeps getting worse.
Every Bush disaster makes the world hate us more.
by Seymour Hersch
A security consultant working with a major telecommunications
carrier told me that his client set up
a top-secret high-speed circuit between its main
computer complex and Quantico, Virginia, the site of
a government-intelligence computer center. This
link provided direct access to the carrier's network core
—the critical area of its system, where all its
data are stored. "What the companies are doing is worse
than turning over records," the consultant said.
"They're providing total access to all the data.",
Subject: Karma of Journalists
The corporate news media is now the victim of
it's own deceptions.
In 2003 when Bush started the war they were totally
complicit in the marketing of Bush's war.
More people watch the news as they sold the "America
at War" story, knowing at the time that it was false.
Now the monster they created has turned on them.
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is now going to go after
journalists and prosecute them for reporting
government corruption. The Bush administration has redefined
corruption as a military secret in it's fake
war on terror and reporters who report it may end up in jail.
We now live in a country where freedom is considered
a threat to national security.
San Francisco, CA.
I thought it was very generous of Marc to call those whores "journalists."
Musgrave and the KKK
The KKK loves this elected Republican
The Knights Party, an Arkansas based affiliate
of the Ku Klux Klan, has posted a web page
in support of a bill introduced by U.S. Rep.
Marilyn Musgrave (R-Colorado), PageOneQ has learned.
The report first appeared in ROLL CALL a newspaper
serving Washington, DC's Capitol Hill.
Subject: Arianna Coulter?
I feel the same about this . . .person.
I used to visit huffpo regularly (after I read BartCop),
but mostly for the articles - not her tirades.
What the hell is it with the lefties bashing lefties?
I just don't get it. The right does the
best they can to bash the left and then the left says,
wait, can I use your hammer for a minute to hit
I WILL vote for the Democratic candidate - it
doesn't matter who it is, and last time I checked, there aren't any yet.
Now is the perfect time to be supporting the
races in Senate and the House. Let's get rid of the lying bastard
It can't get any easier to impeach this bastard,
and then the next day something else comes out that DOES make it easier!
Let's do it!
Greg, good point.
I don't want a war with Arianna - but if she's not going
to vote Democrat in '08, does her opinion have value?
Why should we listen to her IF
she's going to help the BFEE with a non-Demo vote?
Whose side is she on if she's not with the Democrats?
Subject: BCR Show 92
Loved the show, glad you put that Frank Zappa
song "Dumb all over - a little ugly on the side" in there.
Hadn't heard that in years. It seem he was prognosticating
the rise of the monkey, way back in '81
It would be great if you had a T-shirt with that
on it, along with a picture of the monkey.
Paul, thanks for the feedback.
Has anybody heard BCR 93?
at NRA Rally
...as I approached the third-floor exhibitors
"You can't go in there," a security guard said
as I tried to enter the hall.
"What?" I said.
"You're a reporter, you need an escort," she said.
"Why do I need an escort?" I replied.
"Because of security," she said. "You're a security
I asked why, armed with a pencil, an NRA-supplied
an NRA program and a camera, why I would be a
security risk in a room
filled with guns and large men who know how to
Subject: Why no attacks?
It's been clear for a long time that the 'terrorist
war on America' is a total fraud. Some war, a single attack.
The Washington sniper engaged every resource
available in America; local, state, and Federal and they
couldn't stop them from shooting people realtime.
If he hadn't basically given himself up they still be looking
for the white guy in the white van with the ladder
Israel has had a tank tread on the neck of any
Palistinian suspected of danger and they still can't stop the bombings.
Given the ease of conducting an attack in this
country on a mall, a rock concert, a college football game, a corporate
a magnum church, etc., etc., the fact that it
hasn't happened means conclusively that 'the terrorists' just don't want
to do it.
So the relevant question is why don't they want
to attack us?
It's difficult to speculate but Bush has been
an extraordinary boon to their agenda
and perhaps their view is that another attack
would cause America to burp him up.
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Subject: Nancy Grace
I first noticed Nancy Grace when she used the
expression "...for all intensive purposes."
I wonder, did she apply her "They're always
guilty" schtick to the vulgar Pigboy?
Or did he get a pass, since he's a conserva-Nazi?
has good stuff.
Powerful and Continuing Nationalism,
Disdain for Human Rights
Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
Supremacy of the Military
Controlled Mass Media
Obsession with National Security
...and seven more
Subject: your irritating obsessions
To the forgiving Bart,
I have read your site for a few years and enjoy
it. I respect what you are trying to do;
however, there are a couple of things I find
First, don't assume all Greens voted for Nader.
I don't, but I'm writing to dozens of people so I kinda halfta
Second, you appear to have become obsessed with
If she makes the news, she gets a mention.
When she is unfairly attacked, I sometimes defend her.
Notice that you brought her name up, not me.
She is despised in the South and, I assume, the
When she ran for senator, they said being a southerner, New York would
never vote for her.
I doubt she'll enter a race she can't win. If she's not going
to win enough states to be president,
I say she'll know that long before it's time to declare.
Also, wouldn't it be sad if the GOP would vote for an appointed
black woman before we, the enlightened party,
would vote for a damn well-qualified women with 14 years experience
in the White House and senate?
I would like to see Gore run again.
Gore says he has the fire, but he promised that in 2000, too,
He swore he'd fight, but then he got tired and went to sleep.
Another good choice, especially in the southern
states, is Wesley Clark.
I like Clark.
He doesn't run from a fight and we need all of that we can get.
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Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $69.96
Bush stole justyesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$69.96 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
Not much, just the lives of...
Subject: butt-plug Russert
It should be a crime to allow Matt "Look-at-me!"
Lauer to interview Tim "Butt-Plug" Russert before 8 a.m.
They talked about Tim's new book "Wisdom of our
Fathers - Lessons and Letters from Daughters and Sons."
Watching the syrup drenched interchange was almost
enough to make this viewer blow morning chunks.
I can't wait to see Tim again this Sunday on Meat
the Press asking his guests about lessons they learned from their fathers.
He is such a pillar of investigative reporting
and questions that hold his Republican guest's feet to the fire isn't he?
With Katie Couric soon to be the main news anchor
at CBS it appears that the damn liberal media has completely taken over.
That surely is the primary reason for our Dear
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"The Republican Party has been reduced to one
principle - its own power.
It protects the Bush regime from accountability
and covers up its lies and misdeeds.
Under the myths and lies that enshroud
9/11, the Democrats have collapsed as an opposition party."
-- Paul Craig Roberts, Link
Subject: The Dell thing
Sorry Bart, I don't wear a tinfoil hat and I don't
buy it and I'm sure I'm not the only reader calling you on this.
I have found Snopes to be pretty reliable over
the years but to be sure I did some Googling and came up with
dozens of debunks of this thing. It has been
circulating for over a year and I've seen it before. You just discovered
The photos appear to have been lifted from a product
review of the Keyghost keylogger.
The letter looks like a sloppy photoshop.
The margins are uneven and it doesn't look very professional or businesslike.
Can you show us anything that proves it's for
Why doesn't the writer of this thing identify
I've spent years on the net and learned a long
to be skeptical of anything that isn't sourced.
Rommel, I'm not saying THAT computer is bugged.
I asking, "Why do we think, in Bush's Amerikkka,
that our computers aren't bugged?"
The Bush regime has killed tens of thousands
of people in Iraq and Afghanistan, mainly women and children.
The deaths are excused as unintended "collateral
damage" of the ongoing war, but the deaths are nonetheless
important to the tens of thousands of relatives
and friends. An equally important casualty of the Bush regime is truth.
The American public has been trained to obediently
accept their government's lies fed to them by their government's
handmaiden, the U.S. Media. No statement or claim
by a Bush regime official is too outlandish to be received with
acceptance. Consider the claim by Rumsfeld, the
U.S. secretary for war and aggression, made to the Senate on May 17,
that Iran was to blame for the instability in
Did the senators laugh Rumsfeld out of the room?
From: The Brew (with
much snippage - you know how lawyers love to talk)
Bart, you don't know what the fuck you are talking
She didn't say "SOME." Your "facts" are
She said, exact quote, "They think work
is a four-letter word."
My, my, I think I know someone who needs to smoke a hand-rolled cigarette.
Is there any chance you could flame off long enough to check the record?
"A lot of kids don't know what work is,
They think 'work' is a four-letter word."
I know you to be an honest man, so I'll assume your you-know-who hatred
has caused you to temporarily abandon your logic and your reason.
I will be voting for the Democratic candidate.
Then you have my respect and I won't attack you for it.
Let me put the question back to you, mister know
Why, thank you.
Do you consider a vote for everyone but you-know-who
in the Democratic primary
"a protest vote for a candidate who can't possibly
If you (or anybody) doesn't like you-know-who, don't vote for her in
If she can't survive the primaries she's not good enough to be president.
I would like to see the anti-frontrunner quotes at a minimum because
they'll use those against US in November.
I wish I had a dime for every time the vulgar Pigboy quoted Bob Kerrey
saying, "Bill Clinton is a very good liar."
Bob Kerrey should have know better than to deliver a shipload of ammunition
to those people
You'll never see a Republican call Bush a liar because they're not suicidal
like we are.
If Gore manages to beat the current front-runner
in the primary, will you support him,
or will you continue to attack him as a "quitter",
just like you have been doing since 2000?
I will support the Demo candidate 100 percent.
If Kerry is the candidate, will you run never
ending photos of him in a the moon suit?
Probably not, but do you think he learned his lesson?
It would be great of Kerry had the fucking brains to not get in the
goddamn condom suit in
the first goddamn place - wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't it
be great if he had half a brain?
Seriously, if I had been on Kerry's staff I would've risked jail time
and physically tackled him
and wrestled him to the ground to prevent him from making such a total
idiot out of himself.
No undecided voter
is going to vote for this guy.
If Kerry had an IQ of 64, he'd realize that,
If Feingold wins the nomination, will you put
him in a pink tutu?
No, he holds what little sac the Democrats have
You are pretty quick to attack my loyalty, so
who are you more loyal to, the Democratic party, or her?
You said you'd vote Demo in November 2008 (and I believe you) so I won't
attack your loyalty.
When I ask, "Are you going to vote Dem in November of 08?" that draws
a clear line. People who
answer, "maybe" or
"I'm not sure," are helping Bush and they need to realize that
before November 08.
If one intends to help Bush with a vote other than the Democrat, they
should register as GOP.
I'm voting Demo in 08, my loyalty is (reluctantly) to them, but first
we gotta get the House in '06.
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Subject: as you wish
Bush has failed in many ways.
You focus on foreign policy (Iraq, Afghanistan,
Bin Laden, etc.), we conservatives focus on
domestic policy (Medicare Drug program, excessive
spending, failure to make tax cuts permanent, etc.)
He is still the better of the alternatives offered.
Chuck, I assume you're a wealthy man, because
if you're not, you're not voting your wallet.
Bush took money from the middle class to give
to the super-rich.
Then he borrowed trillions more from China and
the Saudis to give even more trillions to the super-rich.
We're 9 trillion dollars in debt and that doesn't
count the war that you're not focused on.
Congrats on achieving great wealth,
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