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Tues-Wed July 18-19, 2006  Vol 1801 - Speedtrap

Quote of the Day

"Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, 
  a bad guy when Poppy Bush declared war on him, 
  a good guy when Cheney did business with him, 
  and a bad guy when Dubya needed a diversion 
  from the fact that Osama got away unpunished." 
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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
The Abyss Beckons
The no-win situation 
Grabby Hands 
His Real Agenda
Bush Stopped Probe
Back to Beirut 
Fridge Pedigree
Postcard from Lebanon
Pam Anderson to wed 


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"It's a tough decision. But we made it in Japan."
    -- the "Nuclear weaponeers" in the Thug Administration,

How many years have you read "  is the most important site in the Internet."
These are important times - I'm glad we have him to explain stuff.
Trust me: Read his entire column.

...and if you have a problem with something Parry says, screaming at me won't help.

The Abyss Beckons
  by Robert Parry

After the fall of Baghdad in April 2003 - after only three weeks of fighting - the question
posed by some Bush administration officials was whether the U.S. military should go
"left or right," to Syria or Iran. Some joked that "real men go to Tehran."

According to the neocon strategy, "regime change" in Syria and Iran, in turn, would undermine
Hezbollah, the Shiite militia that controls much of southern Lebanon, and would strengthen
Israel's hand in dictating peace terms to the Palestinians.

But the emergence of a powerful insurgency in Iraq - and a worsening situation for U.S. forces
in Afghanistan - stilled the neoconservative dream of making George W. Bush a modern-day
Alexander conquering the major cities of the Middle East, one after another.

I think it's time for the sane third of the Republican party to stand up.

Bush is religiously insane.
It doesn't matter to him if Jesus comes flying in on the magic cloud in 2 weeks or two centuries.

There's a scene in Blazing Saddles where the sheriff puts a gun to his own head.
He threatens to pull the trigger unless everyone does what he says.

That's our nuclear president.

Note:  is the most important site in the Internet



"Yo, Blair!"
   -- America's child/monkey, calling to the British Prime Minister


That no-win Situation
  also known as  Why I won't write about Israel/Lebanon/Palestine fighting
  by kos,        July 17, 2006

I, for one, sure as heck have no desire to get sucked into that no-win situation.




"Israel has used the capture of two of its soldiers in Lebanon as an excuse for
  an all-out air and naval bombardment against Lebanese civilian targets.
  However, a number of commentators have pointed out that such a massive attack
  requires weeks if not months of preparation that could not be done overnight
  in response to the capture of the soldiers."
    -  Paul Craig Roberts at,   Link


Subject: your outrageous lies

Bart, you wrote:

> So if you kill an intern, you can go on to cable TV stardom.
> But talking about Scarborough's dead intern is political suicide?

Sometimes liberals embarrass me with their outrageous lies.
Don't do that.

(couldn't read the name, might've been Tim)

The truth is, when it came time to autopsy Scarborough's victim, Gov Jeb Bush broke
protocol and called in a discredited coroner from Missouri, refusing to let the Florida
coroners do the investigation which is proper procedure - even in crooked Florida.

The Missouri coroner was either fired or censured for some kind of unethical practice,
but you'd have to look in the back issues for the details.

So it's true that I can't prove she was murdered, but you don't know that I'm wrong
because Jeb took extraordinary steps to control the autopsy and hide the facts - which
raises suspicions among those of us who refuse to drink the dirty bath water of the BFEE.

If there was nothing to coverup, why did Jeb cover it up?


I haven't heard anyone else mention this,
but look at how full Der Monkey's cheeks are.

He's got a mouthful of food while discussing
a war that's killed hundreds of people so far.

Have you even seen such a tool in your life?
The only thing missing is, "Watch this drive."

President Grabby Hands
 He thinks people are his toys

Recently we ran than picture of Der Monkey wiping his glasses
on the sweater of Letterman's producer - as if he owned her body.

Why can't he behave like a decent ten year old?


Subject: Jack Benny

In real life Benny was generous but as part of his act he had crafted a personna
as a major cheapskate, so when the guy said, "Your money or your life,"
he was so damn cheap he actually had to mull it over.;-)


They say one of the biggest laughs in early TV was based on Benny's "cheapness."

He was in the shower when the paperboy came to the door to get paid.
Benny's valet(?) Rodchester, one of the first black men on TV, went thru Jack's pants
and found some loose change so he took a quarter and paid the boy.

Later, Jack comes out of the shower and starts to get dressed and he picked up
his pants and said, "Rodchester, there's a quarter missing from my pants."


His Real Agenda

It is only now, nearly five years after Sept. 11, that we liars at the NYWTimes have figured Bush out.
The full picture of the Bush administration's response to the terror attacks is becoming clear.

Duh, maybe you should read

Much of it, we can see now, (We're soooo stupid and crooked!) had far less to do with Osama
than with expanding presidential power. Over and over again, the same pattern emerges:

Yeah, we told you that half a decade ago, but you were all "Let's go to war!" for Bush.
I have an idea: Maybe you could print the news instead of covering up Bush's crimes?

Given a choice between following the rules or carving out some unprecedented executive power,
the White House always shrugged off the legal constraints. Even when the only challenge was to
get required approval from an ever-cooperative Congress, the president and his staff preferred
to go it alone. While no one questions the determination of the White House to fight terrorism,

There you go, slipping right back into buying his horseshit.
Osama and 9-11 were the best things that ever happened to 'lil Adolph,
and five years later you finally catch up to the Okie Tequilaboy?

...the methods this administration has used to do it have been shaped by another, perverse determination:
never to consult, never to ask and always to fight against any constraint on the executive branch.

It's called stealing power, you worthless frauds.
You're still stuck inside Clinton's zipper and you can't get out.


Subject: my WPE shirt

Since buying my WPE shirt, I've basically worn it every weekend
(and fear I'll have to buy another soon).

Youngstown, is "purple," not red, not blue. As economically depressed as the area is,
People still drive around with their "Bush '04" and "W" stickers. So I figured I would get
the same amount of negative and positive responses.

Nope. Solid approval with young and old.

Dave in Ohio


This clown can't handle a mouthful of pretzels.

Tortureboy: Bush Stopped Probe
When they admit their crimes, the end is near

 Yahoo News

Tortureboy Gonzales admitted Tuesday that Bush personally blocked Justice Department
lawyers from pursuing an internal probe of the warrantless eavesdropping program that
monitors Americans calls and e-mails.

The department announced earlier this year it could not pursue an investigation into the
role of Justice lawyers in crafting the program, under which the NSA illegally spies on
Americans without court approval.

At the time, the office said it could not obtain security clearance to examine the classified
program. Under sharp questioning from Republicans (because the Democrats are scared
to speak), Gonzales said that Bush issued the order to block the access needed to allow
the probe of his crimes to move forward.


Subject: mending fences

The economy and gas prices are good issues for upcoming elections,
but I would add diplomacy and mending fences around the world that would help!

 Edith R


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Friday, Marty's E! turns five years old!

Click on the E!

Dude, got the shirt.  It's REALLY red!
A shot of Remy to you.  Sorry, out of tequila.

Iran warns of 'unimaginable losses'

Iran warned its arch-enemy Israel of "unimaginable losses" if it attacks Syria and vowed
that it was standing by the Syrian people. "We hope the Zionist regime does not make
the mistake of attacking Syria, because extending the front would definitely make the
Zionist regime face unimaginable losses," the foreign ministry spokesman told reporters.
"Iran is standing by the Syrian people," he said of the Islamic republic's sole regional ally.

We know why the crazy Neocons want a nuclear war - but why does Iran want one?
Nobody thinks Iran has a nuke yet, so why are they picking a fight with the big bully?
Why is the guy without a knife poking the armed thug in the chest?


Subject: elections

The people can vote for anyone they want to, but it won't count so long as Diebold et al
voting machines are being used. It's becoming  increasingly clear that Bush ? Co. were
the losers in 2004, but the  machines, so easily manipulated, fixed that for them.

Democrats are mysteriously silent on this absolutely critical matter.
 steve in phoenix

It's like the Democrats (most of them) are afraid of winning.


Back to Beirut

Things worked out so well last time, no wonder Bush wants to go back.
It was where Osama learned the meaning of "Cut and run," from Reagan.


Subject: Middle East in flames

Bart, I am currently in Beirut, Lebanon, waiting to be evacuated.
I am sending updates to friends and family, about 60 folks, every day.
Tomorrow, you will be my lead sentence.

Possibly my last post from Beirut.

Dude, I hope you get out safely and soon.



Teacher Ed suggested providing a BartCop business card for Lovers of Truth
to print and hand out when people ask about the WPE t-shirt.
So I whipped one up for you and attached it as a PDF document.

Give out this link  wpe-business-card.pdf
so people can download it, print.a bunch then cut them up.

Dude, thanks - that was cool.

If you bought a WPE shirt, it might save you a lot of trouble to
download that PDF and print out 2-3 pages and cut them into little pieces.

Subject: my *red* WPE t-shirt

This is 'Bernie' in Oregon.   Bernie's the guy who got on the vulgar
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Subject: twisted

Sir Bart:

First of all, your analogy is wholly dependent on the government of Israel telling the truth.
This is about as likely as our government doing the same.

Wait, you're walking towards your car with your lovely wife and a man jumps
out of the shadows waving a knife ...and you see that confrontation as a truth issue?

Secondly, in your twisted brain, apparently "might makes right."
Need I say more? Okay, I will.

Dude, did your brain just fart?
That guy is standing there with a knife and you're going to start a debate
over whether or not robbery (and possibly murder) is "right?"

Is it your hatred of Israel that makes you say such crazy things?

To take your dubious analogy one step further: The current US administration determines
that it is in their best interest to invade Iran (not that they haven't already) and claim that
GI's patrolling a town near the Iranian border are captured (OOPS, "kidnapped").

I guess it's "bombs away," as far as you're concerned.

Did you keep the reciept when you bought that brain?
I hope so, because the brain you got saddled with is abby normal.
I wrote that piece with more disclaimers than a Halliburton contract
yet you totally and completely misread every word that was written.

If your lovely wife says, "John, give him your wallet!" would you accuse her
of supporting some wacko "might makes right?" initiative?
Or would you guess that she was trying to save your life?

Sometimes, I truly believe you inflate your IQ.
 BC Johnny

I can't argue with you there...


Waver at Miller Park in Milwaukee

Fridge Pedigree

What part of 'buyer must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you?
Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way
to East BumbleFuck on the hottest day of the year.  No, really. I'm sure.


Subject: how I feel about the chimp

   Sugarmoes visiting Boston

Subject: religion?

Bart, I don't think religious idiocy enters into it.
Rather it is the human spirit that fights against all odds to overcome brutal dominance.
Don't you agree?  Would you, Bart, fight -- or would you take your family and move
to a desert in Oklahoma and wait for the next armed cretin to come along and dominate you?


If I had no choice, of course I would fight.
But they have a choice - and they make it daily.

They choose to give up their kids so they can keep their sacred sand.
I think that's crazy.
It's just sand - it's not sacred sand.
If I had kids, they'd be worth more to me than sand.

They don't want to live in peace. They want to "win."   They want to "get even."
Oklahoma may be hell to live in but we've only had one bombing in the last 50 years..


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $200,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200

No wonder they were so eager to start a war

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2549....2555 American victims

Plus now the Iran invasion is back on.


By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his partner Osama.

Postcard from Lebanon


This is a sad city. The smell of war fills the air. There is no talk except war talk. Life has come
to a standstill in this vibrant and lively city, built layer upon layer on top of vanished civilizations...
People are anxious and fear the worst. With no way in or out of the country, a sense of panic is
taking hold. The streets of Beirut, often congested, are deserted. How to survive if the hostilities
last longer than a few days? Tens of thousands of tourists find themselves stranded in what appears
to be a war zone. Thousands of Lebanese and foreigners fled along one of the few routes left
-- through Syria -- before the roads and bridges were destroyed.


Subject: the Middle East

Re the Middle East.

I couldn't have said it better..
The KIDNAPPERS were told exactly what would happen if they did not return the 'kidnapped"

First your roads.
Then your airports.
Then your bridges.
Then your power plants.
Then your buildings.

At what point do the kidnappers want it stopped?

I heard on AAR Tuesday that the Israeli military is running out of targets.


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Tropical storm forms off N. Carolina
 Another Katrina for Bush to screw up?

 Yahoo News

Tropical Storm Beryll formed off the North Carolina coast Tuesday and a tropical storm
watch was issued for the eastern part of the state.  The storm is expected to make its closest
approach to North Carolina on Wednesday and it was forecast to remain a tropical storm,
said hurricane specialist Eric Blake.  Locals expect to be abandoned by Der Monkey.


Subject: the decider

Does "the decider" equal "der fuhrer"?



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Pamela Anderson to marry Kid Osama

 Yahoo News

The on-again, off-again affair between Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock is on again
and this time they plan to marry so they can make headlines when they get divorced.
Some say Kid needs a wife becauseof the sex tape he made with Scott Stapp.


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