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1815 - Kissyface Loses
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"Lieberman was willing to abandon ship when
steady hands were most necessary
-- he was always the first to compromise
on judicial nominees, or flirt with Social
Security privatization, or scold critics
of the Iraq War. His [crushing loss] is
that such opportunistic betrayals
will not, in the future, go unpunished."
--Ezra Klein, Link
In a sane world, every politician would get the message.
Support for Bush, support for this war is a career killer.
Democrats are being handed victory AGAINST THEIR WILL.
Can they summon the courage to go with the majority to victory?
Or will they continue to fuck up every opportunity that knocks?
War in Lebanon
by Robert Parry
The American people have been sold the notion
that Israel's bombardment of Lebanon was
justified by an unprovoked "kidnapping" of two
Israeli soldiers on July 12. The reality now
appears to be quite different: that George W.
Bush and Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert
signed off on the war almost two months
earlier and then sought a pretext.
It's clearer than Lake Concha.
The BFEE can only make big money with war and death.
They can't make any money if America prospers in peace.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
It's officially poison to be a Bush
Bush's second-favorite boyfriend fell to anti-war
challenger Ned Lamont Tuesday,
sending a clear signal that America is tired
of Bush not being accountable.
Lieberman, undaunted, vowed to run as an independent
against Ned Lamont.
"For the sake of our state, our country and my
party, I cannot and will not let the
voters decide that I'm not the best man for this
job" he said of the election results.
Subject: Loserman is now toast
Kissyface lost his fanny, but he still says he
will run as an "independent."
Independent Bush ass-kisser?
But Lamont's republican challenger (har har) has
a serious gambling problem.
Hello, Senator Lamont!
- full-blown (cough) Bushie?
I'm so old, I remember when he was on our side...
Vince Foster. Remember him, Lanny?
Remember how the WSJ
editorial page drove him to suicide, the place
now more than willing to
run your slander on American voters and the good
people of Connecticut?
Saw it on dailykos.com
Lanny Davis, it turns out, was a frat brother
of George Bush's and was branded
with a burning cigarette by Bush when pledging
DKE. He also sits with Ted Olson
(of the Arkansas Project) on Bush's b.s. "privacy
board". So it's suddenly much clearer
why he's so desperately smearing Lieberman's
opponents and lobbyist friends.
is good people..."
Bart, as you no doubt know, kissyface lost.
I'm cautiously optimistic that the worm has indeed,
Keep on swinging!
The most enthusiastic supporters of Lieberman
are not "moderate" Democrats, but are instead
the most extreme Bush "conservatives." It is
Hannity, Michelle Malkin, the vulgar Pigboy and
Ann Coulter who consider Lieberman their ideological
soulmate and who are most supportive
of his candidacy. Why is that? Isn't the obvious
answer because the issues that are most important
to the country are (a) the endless, limitless
"Global War of Civilizations" and (b) the radically
enhanced police powers which that "War" justifies
at home? In those areas, Joe Lieberman is
as pure and reliable ally as it gets for the
most extreme elements on the neoconservative Right.
Subject: Democrats send a Signal
- No to War
Anti-war activist Ned Lamont, a political unknown
has won over pro-war Joe Lieberman,
who just 6 years ago was almost elected vice
president. Clearly the people are sending a
message that we are against the war, we are against
Bush, and we are going to vote out
Democrat collaborators who support a right wing
A shot of
The time has come for the people to rise up against
this failed congress and vote the bums out.
If you are a Democrat or a Republican it's time
that you get the message.
No to war, no to Bush.
If you don't get it then we'll replace you with
someone who does.
San Francisco, CA
Subject: horrifying breasts
Only in "Red" China and the religiously insane
would the sight of an exposed breast create controversy
and in today's religiously insane USA, of course.
That's the cultural company we're keeping these
"Lanny Davis is a Bush fan, just like Lieberman.
He's a frat brother who, just days
after the recount was settled, wrote
an opportunistic brown nosing op-ed in the
NY Times attesting to Bush's good character.
I'll never forgive him for that."
Subject: President Pee Wee
He's been wetting all of our beds for over five
It's about time to kick the little fella out,
get us some clean sheets,
and throw open the windows wide.
Why can't she answer simple questions?
On Meet the Press Condoliar said, "Iraq is not
akin to Iran", er, whatever that could mean,
and her favorite theme, "This president is determined
to seize opportunities, to bring about a
different kind of Middle East." The rest of what
she said was circular bullshit and she didn't
answer any of Timmy's stupid questions for which
he apparently didn't want real answers.
Subject: topless in Vegas
My wife and I were at Caesars Palace two years
ago. They didn't have our room ready yet,
so we walked out to the pool, which is restricted
to guests. We saw two women topless.
They call it the European pool.
It is surronded by trees and bushes, but anyone
can easily see over there when heading to the
other pools. Every day we watched beautiful women
bare their breasts. No big deal.
My daughter also told us that Mandalay Bay has
a topless pool.
Good thing the Republicans don't run Vegas.
Bob B. in Simi
Bob, where, exactly are those pools located? :)
I think Vegas is the most honest city in America.
Men are going to pay for sex - might as well regulate it.
"Uttering the word 'Iraq' does to Bushies
what a touch of tequila does to Mel
--Richard Cohen, Link
US soldiers, accused of raping and murdering
a 14-year-old Iraqi girl, drank alcohol
and hit golf balls before the attack. One of
them grilled chicken wings afterwards.
According to Specialist Barker's statement, Private
Green not only raped the girl but also shot her
and her family after telling his comrades repeatedly
he wanted to kill some Iraqis. Mr Bierce said
that on the day of the attack, Barker, Cortez,
Spielman and Green had been playing drinking Iraqi
whisky mixed with an energy drink. They practised
hitting golf balls, Barker's statement said.
Barker made it clear that Green was very persistent
about killing some Iraqis.
The statement says Green grilled chicken wings
back at their checkpoint.
John Murtha is being smeared like Kerry was in
2004, but we saw this coming.
We have a new TV ad campaign to put Republican
candidates on defense early
- making a win possible. Can you help with
Fascist hired by fascist FOX News
Dennis Miller lost his career over his conservative
The 52-year-old former comedian, who has had his
lips on Bush's ass for years
will talk politics as a contributor on Fox News'
"Hannity & Stooge."
Miller starts spewing his hatred Sept. 13.
When Miller turned into a fascist whore, HBO fired him after eight years.
Then he spewed his hate for a while on Hannity & Stooge in 2003.
Then he got the MNF gig when they passed on the vulgar Pigboy.
Then CGOP hired him to lose viewers over there.
Got a network that needs dying?
Call the former comedian.
Subject: Rove boomerang
Karl Rove has given away his 2006 game plan and
vows to make the mid terms
about Iraq and security. If the Democrats grow
a backbone, (stop it!)
this would be
the best opportunity ever to win back both houses.
With Bush's wars, the military is broken.
The Democrats need to echo Bush's 2000 campaign
promise about fixing the military
because NOW the military REALLY is broken.
One of the pink tutus just lost his primary.
Hopefully he realizes what a douchebag move it
would be to run as an independent...
Either way, I'll bet you a bottle of Chinaco that
Lieberman just lost his Senate seat.
Dude, pot odds prevent me from taking that bet.
I know this is wrong, but I feel better watching Bush's
than the night Tom Delay had to resign. I'm serious!
You expect your enemies to screw you.
Joe screwed his friends.
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These are the dog days of summer, but there's
a chill in the air. Suddenly — really just in
the last few weeks — people have starting talking
seriously about a possible recession.
And it's not just economists who seem worried.
Goldman Sachs recently reported that
the confidence of chief executives at major corporations
has plunged; a clear majority
of CEOs now say that conditions in the world
economy, and the U.S. economy in
particular, are worsening rather than improving.
Subject: foreign policy poker
Bart, there were two reasons for us to invade
One, to get the oil pipeline deal done, and it
was within 6 months of our invasion.
Two, to test our new weaponry before we invaded
There's a third reason, of course, and that was
to fool the American people
into thinking that Al Qaeda was actually responsible
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They want to reclaim their party
In 1998, Kissyface railed against the "premeditated"
deception of President Clinton.
And he was hopping mad. "Such behaviour is
not just inappropriate. It is immoral."
Recently, Lieberman has been struggling with some
infidelity issues of his own.
Last year, he was caught in a tender embrace
with another man - George Bush.
Lieberman's real crime was to give explicit voice
to Demo spinelessness. Only a handful had
expressed anything but token opposition to the
war for fear of being branded unpatriotic.
They were mad because Lieberman blew their cover..
Subject: Del Castillo band
A beautiful Michigan summer night in Ann Arbor.
Me and four of the boys took our back row seats
in a 400 seat club with a nice bar and
an even cooler atmosphere. Between us we have
260 years and we've seen everyone from
Atkins to Zevon. Four of us fancy ourselves as
musicians that know everything!
What a show. Upbeat, happy and positive. I could
close my eyes and focus on the congas
and float right on back to Santana or The Allman
Bros. The drummer is as steady and sharp
as I've ever heard, and that includes Keith Moon
and Ginger Baker. The bass player is a master.
He was a class act with a sense of humor as cool
as The Great Lakes. The lead singer is a
class act showman that can keep the crowd goin
all night long.
When I closed my eyes and tuned into them I think
I may have been in Heaven.
My personal highlight was the Marvin Gaye Mercy,
Mercy Me intro into the great title track
of their new CD. I liked these Brothers so much
that I am going to buy 10 copies of their new
CD to give to some friends for Christmas gifts.
If you have a chance to see these guys, do it.
Subject: Hezbollah rocket launchers
Bart, I'm with you buddy.
A rocket launcher pulls up in my neighborhood,
fires one off
and then vamooses, I'm outta there lickety-split
as fast as I can go.
What I don't get is what's so hard to understand
How much mail are you getting saying that's crazy
Hoppy, people who agree with me tend not to write.
I was serious about only 20% agreeing that the
sun is bright and hot.
Democrats get a bad reputation because they refuse to speak up.
Geez, if the majority ruled, wouldn't a Democrat be president?
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On the evening of March 19, 2003, Lt. "Shane"
Childers was part of the first American
contingent to invade. His battalion's mission
was to secure the key oil installations.
Well of course it was, and that's Bush's
top priority today three years later.
He doesn't care how many thousands of soldiers
die, just protect that oil!
Rumsfeld's Pentagon had no plan to secure any
part of Baghdad. It allowed looters to
destroy Iraq's governmental infrastructure and
to steal thousands of tons of high explosives,
weapons, and radioactive materials.
...because they can't steal without chaos and
to ensure a long, bloody battle, the underdog
had to be given tons of explosives or order might
break out, and that might lead to meters
on the oil wells and that would
cost them billions of dollars so chaos was the plan.
"...and the problem is? You're always so critical,
Subject: your page
I can see why you didn't to use
Your a weak person with a lot of
bs in your troubled mind.
If you think your govt. is soo corrupt,
why don't you move
to the middle east where all the worlds
nuts live. You sound just like them.
As an engineer myself, I'
never heard such drivvle from an educated person.
Your not just an engineer, your
just another nut. I'm ashamed your part of my profession.
Your (You got one
right!) angry mind doesn't seem to work too
good outside the engineering field.
You are truly an idiot.
Dude, we over-educated engineers need to stick together.
Suitcases selling well in Iraq
Why would they leave Bush's Paradise?
The only store open last weekend at a shopping
district this Baghdad
neighborhood was the one selling suitcases. And
business was brisk.
It seems like every Iraqi either knows someone
who has left or is planning to leave.
Better-off Iraqis head for Jordan, Syria or the
United Arab Emirates.
Those without cash head for areas within Iraq
where their religious sect is in the
majority. With sectarian death squads lurking,
there is safety in numbers.
Those who stay put in places where they are in
the minority are not necessarily
the bravest: they just don't have enough money
you, Meeester Booosh!"
Subject: young adults hate Bush
Bart, sometimes you're like Tom Tomorrow - so
accurate it hurts.
Your assessment of the Republican Party is dead
Hate is the only thing they have going, and young
people do intermingle today.
But don't underestimate Satan.
They'll find their Pepsi Generation bigot.
You can smell their souls rotting.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
output up to 2.5M barrels per day
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
plan for victory!"
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
boils husband in oil
Or, maybe he deserved it - who knows?
Police believe she heated about two quarts of
cooking oil on the stove
before pouring it over her sleeping husband's
head, chest, and arms.
Sherman Sanders died Friday after a week in the
local burn center.
His widow, Edna Mae Sanders, is wanted by the
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Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson - repent!
Well, it hasn't been a good week for movie stars
wishing to keep their ravenous substance abuses
a secret from people they don't work with, has
it? First, Lindsay Lohan (the only gal in Hollywood
who makes Paris Hilton look like a shut-in) was
called on the red carpet for trying to, literally,
blow her career. Was this urgent warning
sent out of concern for an underage girl ruining her health
with booze and drugs? (Come now, you didn't
really think that, did you? How quaint.) No, after
innumerable late night key bumps of "prescription
pain medication" that preceded her calling the
studio from a cold bathroom floor to say she
would miss her call time, Lindsay was doing the only
thing people don't like in this town: costing
them money. I have a hunch that her stinging reproof
had something to do with this.
can ruin your mind!"
Kissyface failed to understand.
Subject: Dennis Miller
Bart, when I saw the news that Dennis Miller is
joining Hannity & Stooge,
my first thought was "Must go to Bartcop for
But, alas, none to be found.
I will give you 'til tomorrow before I send a
pissantty, whiny letter.
Frank, that came in after I published Tuesday.
I'll get back to work on my time-bending experiments.
They say it'll work, but the power costs are
Help Bart with his time bending costs.
by Maureen the off-and-on liar
She was trying to bring Rummy to heel, and Rummy
was trying to exert manly control over her.
During the hearing, she unmanned Rummy,
as Shakespeare would say, accusing him of
incompetence, impotence and improbity.
"You did not go into Iraq with enough troops to
establish law and order,'' she said. "You disbanded
the entire Iraqi Army. Now we're trying to recreate
it. You did not do enough planning for what is
called phase four and rejected all the planning
that had been done previously to maintain stability after
the regime was overthrown. You underestimated
the nature and strength of the insurgency, the sectarian
violence and the spread of Iranian influence."
Subject: "Targeted Military force"
A US attack on Iran would unite the Iranian people
behind their government,
anger every Shia in the world, cause the overthrow
of the Pakistani and Saudi regimes
and maybe cause the destruction of the US military
on the ground in Iraq. Kristol is that dumb.
Dude, you don't understand.
Jesus is preparing to ride in any day now on that sacred cloud - so
it doesn't matter!
If shit blows up, then shit blows up.
God saved Bush from that plane wreck, ...that proved God was real to
God saved George for "a reason,"
because the weak-minded grasp that concept of "reality."
Chirst! ...I need a drink.
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Bush's bloody quagmire
If the Democrats understood the value of numbers...
Sixty percent of Americans oppose Bush's war
in Iraq and 61 percent would support
a partial withdrawal of troops by year's end,
a CNN poll said on Wednesday.
It was the highest number opposing the war since
fighting began, a figure that
has risen steadily since then, according to the
Opinion Research Corp. survey.
The poll showed 36 percent of respondents said
they were in favor of the war
-- half the peak 72 percent who supported the
war as it began.
Will the Democrats side with the majority?
Will they take the power that is being offered
Or will they stand with Bush and remain sac-less
While listening to my father every morning describe
the pitfalls of the Democratic party
and how the end of times are near, I have decided
to register to vote. The election in
Connecticut is a huge win for the Democratic
party. I have gained a sliver of hope for
the up coming elections and feel responsible
to be educated, and informed on all matters
concerning our country.
I hope this message gets passed on.
The "L" word should stand for love, hope and
Bless the troops, who should not even be in Iraq.
the Palms, Sept 16
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