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Friday, Aug 11, 2006  Vol 1817 - The End is Near

Quote of the Day

"Republicans cannot be trusted with the 
  keys to both the executive and legislative 
  branches of the federal government."
     -- Richard Viguerie, Reagan architect  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush-Osama Symbiosis
"Plot" involved 10 jets 
Monkey basks in "glory"
Reaganite: Screw Bush 
Daily Show: "Joe-icide"
Menage a Trois From Hell 
Stones rock Big Dog
Bush: Nutty Zionist? 
Kristen Bell Pulse


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"Condoleezza Rice is...not a central actor in pushing the covert neo-conservative scenario.
Recently she has come under fire from prominent neo-conservatives who have made her a 
convenient target in their effort to undermine all diplomatic initiatives. "Dump Condi", read 
the headline in the rightwing Insight Magazine on 25 July...Rice is supposedly the enemy within...
Rice has become the voodoo doll[house negro] that Powell was in the first term." 
   --Sidney Blumenthal, "Bush's axis of failure", Link


The Bush-Bin Laden Symbiosis
   by Robert Parry

As Americans suffer through another terrorism scare and Bush talks tough about a long war 
against "Islamic fascists," it bears remembering that top CIA analysts concluded that Osama 
released a videotape right before Election 2004 to help Bush win a second term.

Democrats have focused on allegations of Republican voter suppression and vote tampering, 
especially in Ohio. But polls suggest that a more decisive factor in Bush's narrow victory in 2004 
was the reaction of the American people to bin Laden's last-minute tirade against Bush.

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
symbiosis -  a cooperative relationship (as between two persons or groups)

Osama has done more for Bush than Lennon did for McCartney.

Note:  is the most important site in the Internet


British: Thwarted plot involved 10 jets 
 This, from the "Saddam can hit us in in 45 minutes" people?

British police said Thursday they thwarted a terrorist plot, possibly just days away, to blow up
U.S.-bound jetliners over the Atlantic and kill thousands. Chilling accounts leaked by investigators
described a plan on the scale of Sept. 11 that would use liquid explosives concealed as everyday
carry-on items and common electronic devices to bring down 10 planes in a nearly simultaneous strike.

The bombs were to be assembled on the aircraft apparently using a liquid explosive - most likely
peroxide - and detonated by such devices as a disposable camera or a music player, two US officials said.
The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because Britain asked that no information be released.

Why would "British police" be handling this?
"Possibly just days away" tells us they didn't find any actual airplane tickets.
"Chilling accounts" described "a plan" for downing ten planes.
Is this any more substantial than the homeless Miami seven?
It gets Lamont off the front pages and moves attention away from Iraq.
How long have they been sitting on this "could be just days away" topic changer?


Subject: Bush loves August in Texas

Bart, George will always be a simple-minded frat bully, prodding underlings to do 
dumb-assed shit for his amusement. If he hadn't inherited power and prestige, 
someone would have long ago kicked his ass and told him to grow the fuck up.

All best,
Ferdinand Magellan 


Monkey basks in "failed plot" glory
 Using terror for political gain AGAIN


The world's most proloific killer seized on a possibly-real foiled bomb plot 
to hammer unnamed critics he accused of having all but forgotten the 9-11.

Running from the realities of lamont's victory, and weighed down by his bloody quagmire, 
Bush and his aides have tried to shift the national political debate from that ultimate fiasco
to the more popular global war on terrorism ahead of dreaded November elections.

"Thank God for terrorism..."


Subject: She will do *anything* to better her chances

Yeah, that's why I like her.
She's not going to lay down like the last two "warriors" we sent into battle.

Are you trying to suggest Hillary lacks corporate backers?

No, and what an odd question.
One can't win without corporate backers.
Show me a "No contributions more than $100" guy 
and I'll show you a failed candidate for president.

Hell, Rupert Murdoch hosted a fundraiser in her honor and weeks afterward 
the closerthanthis couple were spotted dining together in New York.

Holy Christ - they had dinner?
That tears it.
I'm joining Team Kucinich today!
Rupert's getting rolled, Dude.

Furthermore, her whore of a husband endorsed Lieberman. 
Nuff said.

Nuff said?
Did you ever get started?

Her "whore of a husband" gave us the best America we ever had.
Sounds like you'd rather have Bush's war and death than Clinton's peace and prosperity.


Reagan architect: "Screw this GOP"
 "Withhold money, stop calling yourself 'Republican' "

Richard Viguerie, ane of the architects of the Reagan Revolution, says it's time for radical action 
to save the Republican Party from itself. His plan includes the following actions, which would spell 
bad news for the Fascist bastsrds in the 2006 midterms and in the 2008 presidential election:

* Withhold financial support from Republican committees and most Republican incumbents.
* Withhold support from all 2008 presidential candidates.
* No longer call yourself "a Republican" but rather a Reagan Republican or a Reagan conservative.
* And work for wholesale change in Republican leadership. 

If the Democrats had half a sac (Should I bother to finish this sentence?) they'd work tomake 
"Republican" synonymous with Bush's bloody failure of a presidency, but they won't because 
"that wouldn't be fair" and they hate not being nice to the Murder Monkey.


Subject: Bush, Blair on vacation

Thank you for recognizing that for what it was. 
Did you notice that, at this time of great consternation and danger, 
during the highest alert for Britain since WWII, Blair is vacationing in the Caribbean? 

Of course, we all know where Bush is...
You ROCK!!!


Subject: call me a cynic

Bart, I believe the reason so many Dems voted for the war is because they didn't 
want to be caught on the "wrong" side, as so many of them were during Gulf War One. 

Besides, they figured, if the whole thing turns to shit, it'll all be Bush's fault. 
So why stick your neck out?


Good point.
No way this is the Democrat's war, this is the BFEE all the way.

Lieberman might still be with us if he wasn't such a liar, claiming,
"Iraq is going great!"


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"Pink Floyd - Pulse" is out.

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Subject: Rock Star: Supernova

Agree with you on this show. which is my favorite show, I like it better than American Idol,
but both shows seem to have contestants who ignore the advice from the judges. 

Idol makes those poor kids sing show tunes and fifties songs.
Idol should be laughed at as a lame Lawrence Welk clone, but America is full of sadists
who want to see Simon crush a young, wide-eyed  hopeful in the meanest terms possible.

On Supernova, after the girl sang, I told my brother, (we're old) who was watching with me, 
that the next two will have to be really dreadful if they can't beat her.  So what does Josh do?
He brings out his guitar, after being told several times, both nights, not to use it. 

Kids today - what's wrong with them?
They can't even rebel against The Man, anymore.

We figured the only way he could win using the guitar was if he played a mean lead or 
went wild and smashed it--he did neither. Then the last contestant came out and we agreed 
that the only way he could lose was if he fell off the stage--which he almost did. 

We were sure, because of the guitar, Josh would go, but hated to see the girl stay
--we were very pleased and surprised he picked both to go. 
I like Dilana, but Lukas is good, and the guy from Iceland, Magni.


Next week, they're all in Vegas.
Can you imagine partying in Vegas with members of Motley Metallica & Roses?

ha ha

I'll bet our room is nicer than theirs 
and I guarantee we'll be drinking better tequila.


Daily Show on "Joe-icide"



"The Democratics have pulled out of the Bush coalition; two-thirds of the nation 
  considers Iraq a mistake; and a majority wants the troops home.  Can Bush sustain 
  support for the war as the news from Iraq gets worse and worse?" 
     -- Pat Buchanan,   Condi's 'New Middle East


Black is the new gay

After I read Hugh Hewitt's piece attacking Ned Lamont for integrating his campaign, the answer 
occurred to me. He was referring to the five brown Congresspeople who are in line to become 
committee chairs when the Democrats take the House. The thought of brown people with that 
much power scares the living hell out of you.

I don't blame you. Pigmentation is scary. Who knows what those brown Congresspeople will do 
if they get to be committee chairs? We might even be forced to take them seriously.


Menage a Trois From Hell
 Israel, the US, and the Christian Right 


"...the White House has convened a series of meetings over the past few months with leaders 
of Christians United for Israel (CUFI), a newly formed political organization that tells its members 
that supporting Israel's expansionist policies is "a biblical imperative." CUFI's Washington lobbyist, 
David Brog, told me that during the meetings, CUFI representatives pressed White House officials
to adopt a more confrontational posture toward Iran, refuse aid to the Palestinians and give Israel 
a free hand as it ramped up its military conflict with Hezbollah...But CUFI has more on its agenda 
than simply "supporting Israel." Its founder and president, Pastor John Hagee, is determined to see 
America and Israel adopt his Armageddon-based worldview as their foreign policy."


Subject: Al Franken

I like Al Franken too and so many people forget that it was his first book 
"Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot" that finally was the first Democratic strike back 
at the Rethuglicans after years of them firing at will at our spineless leaders.

Al has gone to Iraq for several USO tours and has stood up for the Democrats when nobody would. 
He's had a few positions I've disagreed with over the years (like not believing in the '04 election fraud 
in Ohio) but he has consistently made the point and provided proof that the Republicans lie constantly 
and just plain make things up.


Al Franken is ten times the man Norm Coleman is.
He'll make a fine senator from Minnesota.


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Bush's Christian Zionism
 No wonder he's crazy...

The White House has convened off-the-record meetings with Christians United for Israel (CUFI), 
a religiously-insane organization that tells its members that Israel's expansion is "a biblical imperative." 
CUFI's David Brog told me that they pressed White House officials to confront Iran, refuse aid to the 
Palestinians and give Israel a free hand as it ramped up its military conflict with Hezbollah.

The White House instructed Brog not to reveal the names of officials he met with, Brog said.

CUFI's advice to Bush reflects the Armageddon-based views of  John Hagee. Hagee is a fake-ass
TV Bible-thumping scam artist who "knows" how the end times will unfold. He is also the author of 
pulp-prophecy books, like Jerusalem Countdown, in which he cites unnamed Israeli intelligence 
sources to claim that Iran is producing nuclear "suitcase bombs." The only way to defeat the Iranian 
evildoers, he says, is a full-scale military assault.

"The coming nuclear showdown with Iran is a certainty," Hagee wrote 

This nutty-ass shit is almost enough to send me back to the Church.


Subject: "It's one thing to believe the CIA's top secret briefing."

Hey Bart, I forgave Hillary for "voting for the war". 
I forgave Kerry, Edwards and all of the Senate Dems. 

Your rationalization that they had to, based on the CIA briefing, makes for a plausible excuse. 
I think that, deep down, you know that's only a cover. Or, maybe you do believe it. 

Personally, I'm dead-bang sure that they cast that vote out of political expediency, 
to cover their asses, to not look weak. In other words, they were afraid not to. 
I didn't like it. But, given the circumstances, I can understand it. And I forgive them. 

But I'll NEVER be convinced that ANY of them seriously believed that Saddam 
had any possible way of attacking the continental US.   I'll just never buy that.
Keep up the great work.
 Dan L

Dan, would you feel differently if you were representing millions of people?

Lots of people write and say, "Bart, *I* knew Saddam was unarmed, why didn't they?"
That's easy for an unknown to say anonymously from behind a monitor,
but it's not as easy to gamble with millions of lives - other people's lives.

People who say, "Everybody knows Saddam was harmless"
are letting Bush the Liar, Bush the Deceiver, off the hook.

IF the CIA gave you their Nancy Grace Guarantee that Saddam could hit us, and you
failed to vote to stop him - and then he hit your constituents and thousands of them died, would you start your apology speech to the families of the dead?


Bush gleeful over latest threats 

Weeks before September 11th, this is going to play big," said another White House official, 
who also spoke on condition of not being named, adding that some Democratic candidates 
won't "look as appealing" under the circumstances. - AFP, August 11, 2006

Well that didn't take long. The Republicans never did meet a threat of mortal injury to
thousands of American lives that they didn't welcome as a political windfall.

This is a scathing piece and a brilliant example of what real journalists do. 
They don't just parrot what the White House tells them, they actually investigate 
and report the facts. Our American brethren could learn a thing or two:

America no longer has a free press.
We have to look oberseas or to the blogs to get whatever facts are available.


Subject: Kissyface

It's stunning how patronizing Joe Lieberman (I- Me) is. 
I guess the people of Connecticut don't know how to vote for themselves.
Good thing Sanctimonious Joe is there to protect them from their own minds. 

He wouldn't know what the real people of this country want if it hit him in the face.
Ooh wait, it did - Tuesday night when he lost what he thought what his God-given seat in the Senate.

He spent the last part of his primary campaign asking Ned Lamont 
if he was a Clinton-Democrat or a Sharpton-Democrat. 

Well, Lieberman has proven himself just an ass.



 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)

 Iraq oil output up to 2.5M barrels per day
 times today's oil price which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $250,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200

No wonder they were so eager to start a war

"Why is sverybody so upset?"

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2592....2597 American victims


By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.


"The message sent by Connecticut voters was loud and clear. They want change.
  We must stop Bush's radical agenda and end this one-party government." 
      --Wesley Clark, who I hope is on the '08 ticket   Link


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Subject: Wes Clark?

Bart, what about Wes Clark?
I like Hillary, but she won't even carry all of Kerry's states.

I'm sick of losing. I want to win.  In eight years I could be dead 
and I don't  want to leave my little girl in this quagmire.


I like Wes Clark long time.
I met him, shook his hand, took the measure of the man.
Balls of steel, told that punk-ass Karl Rove,
"I'd like to see you try, Fatboy!  You want a piece of me?"

We need more of that.

Clark-Clinton or Clinton-Clark.


Stones to play Clinton's birthday
 Der Monkey might get Dennis Miller


The Rolling Stones will play a special fundraising show in New York to mark 
our best president ever's 60th birthday at the Beacon Theater on October 29. 

The show will be filmed by the legendary (but Oscarless) Martin Scorsese.


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Subject: Del Castillo

Dear Bart,

Although I've never written you before, I thought I would today. 
Having only heard of Del Castillo thru your website, they opened for one of my 
favorite bands, the Iguanas, last night at the Beachland Ballroom in Cleveland. 

I'm a new convert: the double-guitar staccato, backed by the solid drums and
funky bass foundation, plus the percussion and great stage presence of the 
lead singer was just amazing. These guys were real musicians and showmen in 
everything they did. Their songs were tight, energy-filled, and the 70 or so people 
who bothered to show up to see the show last night were quickly infected. 
After the show, I thanked the lead singer for the show and mentioned your website: 
he wanted to say thanks for the support.

I've regularly viewed your website since 2003, when I got hooked on it on a 
suggestion from an instructor at Shasta College in Redding, CA.  Your website 
has always helped keep my spirits up w/ its humor, pressure in the right spots, 
and commentary, breaking thru the doom and gloom preached by the BFEE. 

Hopefully, the upcoming overhaul of the Democratic Party this fall and in '08 will 
also entail an ousting of the current fearmongering and victimized-feeling Republicans. 
There might be hope yet for our democracy to set guidelines for corporate interests 
instead of the current reversal of that.  Ohio needs to get back into the blue!

Thanks again!
Jeff in Cleveland


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