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"In the coming days, I'll deliver a series
of speeches describing the nature of
our enemy in the war on terror and
our strategy to prevail in this long war."
-- Dubya,
Link
"We have a strategy? Really?!?
Could we start using it?"
--Christy
Hardin Smith, Link
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In Tulsa, tonight (Tuesday) at 7 PM,
PBS is airing, "Why did the 9-11 buildings
fall?"
Maybe your city is getting it, too.
How Obtuse
Is the U.S. Press?
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
The Washington press corps is swinging into full
backlash mode, whipping anyone who challenged
how the White House handled the smearing of
Joe Wilson and the outing of his CIA wife. Seizing on
a new disclosure putting blame on a senior State
Department official, the Washington Post and the
New York Times have rallied to Bush's defense
-- despite reams of evidence that Bush and his aides
were behind the anti-Wilson operation. Which
raises the old "Shawshank Redemption" question:
"How can you be so obtuse?"
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Croc Hunter
killed by Stingray
Link
I heard about it on the CBS Evening News.
They were being cute and not getting to the point,
leaving the viewer to wonder which animal finally got him.
Croc?
Rattlesnake?
Grizzly?
Odd that he'd die from a one-in-a-million spear from a stingray.
I think I wrote about seeing him hunt for rattlesnakes in Arizona.
He'd run up to some rocks and spot a hole, look at the camera and say,
"I'll bet there's a rattlesnake hiding in
there," and then he'd stick
his face thru the hole to find out - you don't get many like that.
I liked the guy.
His wonder for animals was child-like.
To quote an old Del Castillo song from the 80s,
"Life's a bitch but you can't let that get
you down."
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Category
Five Failures
by Maxine Waters
Excerpt:
The federal government's failure began with the
failure to prepare...While women and children
baked and starved in the Superdome, buses sat
unused. While elderly patients died in nursing
homes, brave firefighters who had responded from
every corner of the nation to help with
rescue were held in Atlanta for training in community
relations. And now we are failing to rebuild.
President Bush said "we will do what it takes."
But his Housing secretary says that "only the best
residents should return" and he predicts that
the 'New Orleans is not going to be as black as it was
for a long time, if ever.' We don't need
both ears to hear what the administration thinks of those
black former residents - at least the ones who
survived the callous disregard after the storm.
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Subject: Saddam and 9-11
Hey Bart,
On September 11, 2001, I was in Scotland.
We turned on the TV and saw the photos and
the WTC buildings collapsing. We were,
of course, freaked out. We read all of the papers
that we could get our hands on - both Scottish
and English papers (and later, Irish papers).
I remember, very distinctly, that Saddam was quoted
in these papers as condemning the
attacks on the WTC.
When we got back to the US, I looked at the US
papers. I could not find Saddam's
condemnation in the papers I looked at - mainly
the Washington Post.
Does anyone remember seeing Saddam quoted in a
US paper?
I'd be very curious.
Mary Beth
I don't remember that, but it was a damn busy day here - I could've
missed it.
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"It is hard to spot any leadership that is
both sane and competent."
-- Tony Blankley, excusing Bush's failures,
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Subject: when monkeys speak
I just watched the chimp-in-charge speak.
Was it me or did he say "infidelity" instead
of "infidels" twice?
As in;"It's infidelity vs. Islam.."
Twice man!... This is embarassing ...
yr. pal,
paul
No doubt - he is a monkey in a man suit.
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Action Alert
National
Call-In to Stop the Surveillance Bills!
Congress returns from recess this week, and EFF
is joining a coalition of organizations for a two week
national call-in to stop the dangerous NSA spying
bills. Visit our Action Center to call your members of
Congress now, and spread the word to friends
and family about these bills. Let's keep the phones ringing
in the Congressional halls for two weeks straight!
Senator Arlen Specter is still rushing to pass
his surveillance bill, which would help the government and
the NSA continue to break the law by spying on
ordinary Americans. He's planning a committee vote
this Thursday, and a vote by the entire Senate
as early as next week. Meanwhile, Senator Mike DeWine
has proposed a bill that would attempt to retroactively
legalize the NSA dragnet surveillance.
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Subject: FDNY 'actor'
Bart - I also read that Bob Beckwith gave an interview
where he
expressed his disgust w/Bush & how he felt
he'd been used by him.
Monica F
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Subject: Air America firings
I feel like I need to copy and archive ALL radio
shows on Air America Radio
since you never know when the ax will fall or
who will be the next victim.
I still have the last week of Morning Sedition
with Marc Maron and Mark Riley (RIP)
and the last few weeks of The Marc Maron Show
(RIP). Janeane Garofalo gone.
Sam moved to mornings. I'll need to quickly copy
the latest Mike Malloy shows
and play them for my grandchildren a few years
from now: "This is what free speech
sounded like on the radio way back when the United
States used to have it..."
Keep hammering while you can,
Sharon in Minnesota
Sharon, you can get Mike's old shows at
whiterosesociety.org
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"The death of any soldier is a heartfelt tragedy.
The last thing that we would
want to do is cover it up. Anytime
there is a death we investigate the
circumstances around it and look at
lessons learned."
-- Col. Dan Baggio, Army spokesman at the Pentagon,
Link
"The coverup of Pat Tillman's death was
even worse than previously reported.
As more facts emerge, the lies and
bullshit of the Pentagon come into sharper focus.
The Washington Post is now reporting
that the Pentagon hid the truth from his family
until weeks after the Bush regime had
milked the tragedy for all the p.r. it could get."
--Ward Harkavy,
villagevoice.com
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Subject: how's that hex going?
Hey Bart,
Just curious, how's the ol' hex on Tiger going?
JBinDC
Dude, I'm not the enemy.
The facts are, simply, the facts.
Eldrick's coming out of a 4 year slump.
I know it.
You know it
Eldrick knows it..
The American people know it.
Bob Dole knows it.
Everybody knows it.
Yes, he won that Douche tourney and a few others lately.
If Eldrick was really God in checkered pants
he'd win every tournament by 20 strokes.
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Nicotine
Up Sharply In Cigarettes
They want to hook you stronger, faster
Excerpt:
The amount of nicotine in most cigarettes rose
an average of almost 10 percent from 1998 to 2004,
with brands most popular with young people and
minorities registering the biggest increases and
highest nicotine content, according to a new
study. Nicotine is highly addictive, and while no one
has studied the effect of the increases on smokers,
the higher levels theoretically could make new
smokers more easily addicted and make it harder
for established smokers to quit.
The killers of 400,000 people a year have friends in the White House
and in congress.
That's why they're beefing up their poison to make it stronger.
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Subject: from Southwest Airlines
Dear Bart,
Congratulations on Earning an Award!
A roundtrip Award has been deposited into your
Rapid Rewards account,
which means you can travel for free to anywhere
you can fly on Southwest Airlines!
Southwest, thanks for that.
We often use your free airfare to go to Las Vegas.
I kinda play some poker as a sideline to my daily
sheep-shearing job,
so our trips to Las Vegas are often a better-than-free
value.
My blog has dozens of readers, and I've
told them about the free
trips you offer,
but as far as I know, only thehollywoodliberal
has taken advantage of it.
Free airfare to places like Las Vegas,
...and people don't sign up?
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Quotes
"Bush returned to New Orleans on August 29
to do a couple of lame, bogus photo ops
to say that New Orleans is being rebuilt,
that it's on the way back. Do not believe this.
Much of New Orleans looks like it did
the day after Katrina hit."
--Spike Lee, on Der Murder Monkey,
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Subject: Malloy
Dear AAR--
The firing of Mike Malloy was uncalled for and
outrageous.
We listeners deserve an up-front explanation
for this action.
Please do not pull a Bush Admin. move by stonewalling
us.
John in Oakland
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Salt Lake
City mayor Blasts Bush
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It's a video.
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Also from Salt Lake - from last issue Subject: WPE sighting
Hey Bart, here's a WPE sighting from the anti-Bush
protest in Salt Lake City on Wednesday 8/30.
There were plenty of eccentrics at the
anti-war rally, but none
stranger than the middle-age guy wearing only
a see-through chain-link vest and tighty-whitey underpants.
When asked what fashion statement he was making
the man bent over to display his briefs,
which were stenciled with Bush's face and the
words 'WORST PRESIDENT EVER!' "
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Subject: today's Smothers Brothers
Bart:
About a month after Stephen Colbert's superb
roast of der Monkey at the White House
correspondent's dinner (Apr 29, 06) my wife,
Vivian and I were at a restaurant in the
Sonoma Valley. The restaurant is near to
where Tommy Smothers lives and owns a winery.
We locals know this but that evening Tommy was
the last person I expected to see being seated
at the outdoor table next to us. It was prom
night at the local high schools and we we all having
a good time watching the eager teens pull
up in their limousines dressed to kill for their prom night dinners.
When I got the chance I asked Tommy if he had
seen Colbert's Bush roast and what he thought of it.
He said he'd only heard about it and was
looking forward to seeing it. He expressed his admiration for
Colbert's courage and said he wondered if back
in the day the Smothers Brothers would have shown
the same kind of courage given the same
opportunity.
Your article reminded me just how far up the Smothers'
noses the CBS censor pigs were.
For those of us who saw their show (I'm old too)
we realized that Tommy and Dickie had to
really make their opinions extremely tongue
in cheek. They did their best to sneak their political
statements past the Nixon CBS machine. I told
Tommy everyone knew where they stood despite
the muzzling.Tommy could do that with one of
his looks. Of course they got shitcanned for it.
As for your question, "Where is today's Smothers
Brothers?"
Tommy's wondering the
same thing back in 2002.
As for your 2nd question, "Do the kids know
their story?"
None of the kids arriving in their limos gave
Tommy a second glance
and we both agreed they were all looking forward
to getting laid later that evening.
Stevie G in Santa Rosa
Stevie, thanks for that.
The Smothers Brothers don't need to question if they had the courage.
Giving up the Number One TV show in America for a principal speaks
for itself.
To the Smothers Brothers
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Blame 9/11 on Airlines, Congress, Bush
Excerpt:
The fifth anniversary of 9-11 is coming up. It
should be a time of national disgrace and shame.
It never should have happened. Americans have
been so busy for the past five years in the search
for revenge that they have not bothered to ask
why it happened and not asked seriously who was
responsible for it. Why was a ragtag band of
religious fanatics able to humiliate this country?
What did we do wrong?
Until we admit our shame, we will not be able
to avoid another such national ignominy.
Remember the James Woods factor.
He rode on a jet with Atta and his happy handjobs on a practice run.
He told the stewardess, "Those guys are going
to hijack this plane."
The stewardess told the Captain and he wired the FBI in LA.
They had their names - they knew who they were ...and let them
go.
Excerpt:
WOODS: So I'm saying this because I really
have reason to believe it's true.
I found out later that not only was -- did he
make a report, but the flight attendant
also made a report of my suspicions to the FAA.
But the FAA just sat on it.
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Subject: Mike Malloy hates white people?
About Mike Malloy's sudden and shocking firing
from Air America, I have a theory.
Could it have anything to do with the FACT that
he constantly bashed white people on his program?
I listened to Malloy's show everyday, and he ALWAYS
put Caucasian people down.
I've never understood why.
Everybody who ever gave him employment in the
radio business was white.
Most of his listeners were white.
His wife and children are all white!
Exactly what was his big beef against white people?
I don't know why he couldn't just stick to what
he did best,
which is tell the truth about the Bush Crime
Family instead of
bitching and moaning about how horrible all white
people are.
He didn't seem to give a shit that he might be
alienating the very people
he needed to keep him employed - his white listeners
and his white employers.
If Malloy was fired because AAR finally got fed
up with his prejudice and hatred of white people,
then I think that is a very good reason for him
to get terminated. Perhaps he will learn his lesson
from now on and realize how very stupid it is
to bite the hand that feeds your ass.
(lost the author's name)
I sent that to Mike - asked him why he hates white people.
His reply, swear to Koresh:
"Because they're too spooky looking."
- MM
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Subject: Kyra Phillip's open mic
Dear Bart,
I worked in radio as an announcer for 4 years,
six days a week at least.
There was a golden, golden, golden rule...
When there is a MIC nearby YOU SHUT UP.
Period.
Don't trust the red lights, bulbs burn out unexpectedly.
And that is why I always suspected that Reagan's
"We begin bombing in five minutes" slip-up was
willful, by the way.
Regards,
Marton,
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"We face an enemy that has an ideology; they
believe things.
They think the opposite of the way
we think."
--Dubya, too stupid to make sense,
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Bill O'Reilly: Profile of a Psychotic Dick
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to
$100a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history
and it continues every day while soldiers die.
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2653....2657
American victims
FOUR more Bush victims since last issue.
By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
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"Desperate" Sex Hits YouTube
Excerpt:
ABC is calling foul after a sex scene from the
upcoming season of Desperate Housewives
was leaked on YouTube, nearly a month before
the steamy footage was scheduled to air.
The scene features Bree (Marcia Cross) and new
boy-toy Orson (Kyle MacLachlan) in bed,
with the underwear-clad housewife protesting
her partner's attempt to give her oral sex.
"I don't do that," she says. "I'm a Republican."
"I'm a Libertarian," Orson replies. "I believe
in minimizing the role of the state
and maximizing individual rights. Trust me, I
know what I'm doing."
Republicans can't enjoy sex, so they resort to
murder and invading helpless countries for thrills.
I think Americans needs fewer murders,
less
invasions and more sex.
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Subject: Creepy Des Moines kidnapping
Jim
It's a creepy video.
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Poker Humor
by Barry Greenstein
How can you tell when Daniel Negraneu has a straight?
The board pairs.
By leaps & bounds, the best poker on TV is "High Stakes Poker"
seen Mondays on the Game Show channel.
It's the best players in the world with the best poker analyst - go
figure
- Gabe Kaplan from "Welcome Back Kotter."
He is by far, the best poker analyst and the most entertaining.
Gotta give the World Poker Tour dudes props for popularizing poker with
the invention of the secret cam that tells you in real time who's bluffing.
When they talk "poker boom" they're talking about the WPT.
What the joke means:
Poor Daniel Negraneu.
They estimated the odds at 2000-to-1.
Five times in a row, Daniel got a GREAT poker hand,
only to lose to a phenominal, can't-happen hand like 4-of-a-kind.
This is a real cash poker game.
This one pot was $235,000, and Daniel played it right and lost.
Poker is the only game/sport where you can do everything right and lose.
but you can also do everything wrong and win millions of dollars.
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Subject: Mike Malloy
Bart,
Q: Why'd they fire Malloy?
A: So they could make room for more mindless
babble like the Satellite Sisters.
Months ago, when they replaced Malloy with those
sisters I sent emails to AAR,
asking them WHY OH WHY DID YOU MAKE SUCH A DUMB
MOVE?!?
I only received one response, and it went like
this:
"We have nothing against Mr. Malloy - this
was strictly a business decision."
In the NYC market they replaced Malloy with the
Satellite Sisters,
AND they RE-RUN them on weekends too! What are
they thinking?!
EM
I wish we could get a straight answer.
Are they going broke - and HAD TO fire him?
Or at AAR, are they just greedy like oil men?
I read a lot of comments at Demo-underground and many of them said,
"What's next? You going to fire Randi, too?"
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Party at
the Palms, Sept 16
Nothing to do now except let your mouth water...
On Mexican Independence day, we're going to enjoy tequila.
Remember - you need a number
to get in.
When we run out of numbers, we're full.
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Charlize Theron's 'Battle in Seattle'
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