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Friday Sept 8, 2006   Vol 1834 - Greed Carnival

Quote of the Day

"Whatever those secret CIA [torture] methods
  are that [Bush claims] save U.S. lives, we can
  be sure that a lot of liberals oppose them..." 
      --Rich Lowry, party of torture   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
2006 & WWIII
Clowns and Harlots 
Southern Women 
Torturer's Apprentice 
Guide to 9-11 Lies 
Karl and Ken closets 
Dems threaten Disney 
Pakistan surrenders? 
Paris Hilton handcuffed 


Bush Blew a Guy

"Why? because we love you."


"That to me is disgraceful. Making [that 9-11 comedy] available to
  only right wing sites is also a big indicator of how slanted this [comedy] is."
    -- Richard Ben-Veniste, Whitewash Commissioner

Only a comedy could show Bush as tough and involved on 9-11
while portraying Clinton as a simple-minded, distracted bungler.

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Election 2006 & World War III
  by Robert Parry

Bush has raised the stakes for Election 2006, making it a referendum on whether the American
people want to follow him and his neoconservative advisers into what they call "World War III,"
a virtually endless conflict against Muslim extremism. In a Sept. 5 speech to military officers,
Bush also made clear that Americans should be prepared to sacrifice some of their most precious
liberties, including the right to dissent.

Note:  is the most important site on the internet

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"The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised and head slightly below the feet. 
  Cellophane is wrapped over the prisoner's face and water is poured over him. The gag reflex 
  kicks in and a terrifying fear of drowning leads to instant pleas to bring the treatment to a halt." 
      --Marty Lederman, on Bush-approved torture techniques,  Link


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Clowns and Harlots


We now live under a government and media run by clowns and harlots who peddle their wares from
the corner of K Street and Pennsylvania Avenue all the way to Main Street, USA. They spray the night
air with the rancid perfume of fear while selling cheap lipstick-lies that kill, as they offer the flesh of our
Constitution to the highest corporate bidder.

Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity, chief clowns in a circus of hate and vitriolic stupidity, are allowed to
spew their obscenities on FOX and friends. Why? Because avarice, and the gluttony of power, trumps
moral values in this crowd.

ABC will join the club of harlots when it airs "The Path to 9/11," a supposed docudrama that smears
the Clinton administration while glorifying the boy-king Bush. It's a Disney version of "War and Peace,"
from Fantasyland. Never mind the truth. The American media has become nothing more than a midway
of mendacity in a carnival of greed, broadcasting deceit and sleight of hand distractions from the harsh
reality of the Bush politics of pain and death.

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Disney declined to distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11." 
The reason? According to May 5, 04 New York Times, 
it might "endanger" millions of dollars of tax breaks Disney 
gets from Florida because the film will "anger" Jeb Bush.

War repulses Southern Women
 Bush-loving housewives look for a Democrat


Bush's once-solid relationship with uneducated, ignorant Southern women is on the rocks.
"I think history will show him to be the worst president since Ulysses S. Grant," said Barbara Knight,
a self-described Republican since birth and the mother of three. "He's been an embarrassment."

In the heart of Dixie, comparisons to Grant, a symbol of the Union, is the worst sort of insult,
especially from a Macon woman who voted for Bush in 2000 but turned away in 2004.

Republicans have reason to worry. Three of five Southern women planto vote for a Democrat in
the midterm elections. Dems need 15 seats in the House and six in the Senate to seize control.

Voters like Knight could prove to be spoilers.
"I'm going to go for the moderate, and these days that tends to be Democrats," Knight said.

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Subject: I miss Mike Malloy

Hey Bart from NYC (it's still standing!)

Do you think there's any chance you could host a couple of quickie
Mike Malloy shows until he gets back on the air?

We've been listening online on HeadOnRadioNetwork evenings to reruns from 2003,
which are great, of course.  But it would be great to be able to hear current Mike again.
Let me know if it would be possible.

Have a great time at Pokerfest, and have a shot of the very best tequila for me.

Mir, I can always ask...

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The Torturer's Apprentice

Addressing torture, Bush played to the baser instincts of Americans as he strained to turn his violation
of national and international law into Exhibit A on how "tough " he is on terrorists. His tour de force
brought to mind the charge the Athenians leveled at Socrates - making the worse case appear the better.
Bush's remarks made it abundantly clear, though, that he is not about to take the hemlock.

As the fifth anniversary of 9/11 approaches and with the midterm elections just two months away,
the president's speechwriters succeeded in making a silk purse out of the sow's ear of torture.
The artful offensive will succeed if - but only if - the mainstream media is as cowed, and the American
people as dumb, as the president thinks they are. Arguably a war criminal under international law and
a capital-crime felon under U.S. criminal law, Bush's legal jeopardy is even clearer than when he went
AWOL during the Vietnam War.

And this time, his father will not be able to fix it.

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Subject: 'Path to 9-11' comedy


If the people who are being smeared by the Disney/ABC whores don't sue them into bankruptcy
over all the lies in The Path to 9/11 then they don't have either balls or principles and should
consequently be ignored.  Berger/Albright/Clinton/etc. could have a good time running their own
network and we might actually get some news once in a while.

GM in Oregon

GM, I'm sure ABC will legally cover themselves.
They'll have a three second disclaimer twice (for five hours of lies) that remind viewers
that this is a "dramatization," a word which has at least a half-dozen meanings.

The thing to remember is that most people have half my IQ of 64.

Putting the word "dramatization" on a five hour movie for three seconds means as much
as putting the word "unscientific" on a poll that shows Hillary stagnating at zero percent.

Rush and FOX News have made careers on the backs of the super-stupid, the vast majority.
That's why half of idiot America thinks Saddam ordered the 9-11 attacks.

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Teachers Guide to 9-11 Lies
 Tell your kids, "Clinton's fault, Clinton's fault..."


The Path to 9/11 (a Whore ABC comedy that fabricates new events for 9/11)
will air as a nationwide handjob to cloud the minds of the extra-stupid.
This dramatization of events is based on The 9/11 Commission Report.

Yeah, it's based on the Whitewash report the way  is based on the Bible.

Bald-faced lies, showing Bush etxra-eager to get into that "Osama determined to strike"
PDB when the whole world knows he never even read it.

When Sandy Berger turned things over to Kinda Sleazy, he said, "Osama is going
to be your top priority" to which the Oil Queen responded, "Yada, yada, yada..."

They had orders from Der Monkey to do the opposite of whatever Clinton did.

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Subject: footprint of the American chicken

Thanks for posting my letter, and for telling me the part of the insult I was missing on the patch.
STILL doesn't seem like that's regulation--and it shouldn't be allowed.
But I guess it's more important for them to stand by Moron than it is to be alive and home.
AND I'm sure the Powers that Be are happy to let them express their sad little support of dying.

I don't get it.

Your huge fan,

I don't get it, either.
The idiot soldiers (the ones who wear chicken patches) are fighting and dying while
the MAJORITY of Americans don't support their mission to steal Saddam's oil.

Clearly, those idiot soldiers want to be there and are enjoying themselves.

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Thanks to

Random Thought...

Sometimes I really hate being on the side of the spineless weenies.
Watching the left defend Clinton and this comedy about 9-11,
they're saying things like, "In my judgment, there are parts of this movie
that are, to my way of thinking, inaccurate to say the least."

Can they be any more weenie-like?

If things were reversed, the GOP would have every member of boith houses
in front of a cameras on every network saying, "This is a pack of damned lies."
When the left defends their record on terrorism, they do more harm than good.

Americans are stupid, stupid, stupid.

They have no idea that "inaccurate" is a nice way of saying, "Lies."
They think "inaccurate" is when they said "435" when they meant "433."
"Inaccurate," to most people, means they got 98 on the test, not 100.

"This is a pack of damned lies," means a fag liberal is lying about Godly Bush.

We'll continue to lose elections until we speak to the stupid, the majority.
Well - that and the crooked Diebold voting machines.

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  How have they made us safer? What have they been right about so far?"
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That ad sounds like a winner to me.
How can Kissyface run on the success of the bloody quagmire?


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Subject: Zogby -- a correction

Bart, you published:

> Do you agree or disagree that there was a connection
> between Saddam Hussein and the 9/11 terror attacks?

> Republicans  65%
> Democrats    32%

> Even though Bush says there was no connection, 2/3 of the GOP calls him a liar?"

I didn't think it looked right.  I followed the link, and found the tables you were quoting. 
The numbers you cited were the percentage of each who *agree* with the statement above. 

If 65% of Republicans "agree" with the statement that Rummy's Pal Saddam was connected, 
that would mean that 2/3 of  them *aren't* calling him a liar.

And 32% of DEMS believe the lie?  *That* is the travesty here!

Dude, one of us is confused.
2/3 of the GOP says Saddam was involved, but Bush recently had to admit he wasn't.

So the 2/3 who say Saddam was involved are calling Bush a liar.
And you're right about 32% of Democrats agreeing Bush Bush's last 5 years of lying.
But then, have the Democrats ever contradicted Bush's lies?

Maybe that 32% doesn't read

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Rape Victims Don't Always Want Abortions

An organization for women who become pregnant after becoming victims of sexual assault says that 
raped women don't always want abortions and challenged abortion advocates for making it appear that way.
The group says that abortion creates more problems for women pregnant by rape than it solves.

Kathleen D, who gave birth after she was raped at the age of 16, says abortion advocates have used
the issue of sexual assault pregnancy to push for abortion without considering the real needs of the women involved.

"I feel personally assaulted and insulted every time I hear that abortion should be legal because of rape and incest," she said.
"We're being used to further the abortion issue, but we've never been asked to tell our side of the story," D added.

Lady, if you want to have your rapist's baby, I wouldn't try to stop you.
But I think you joined this organization to control the choices for other women, too.

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Longtime  reader's blog

Subject: The AAR flap

This whole shake up at AAR sounds fishy. 
The reasoning the network is laying out doesn't ring true. 

Looking at the poll numbers and the markets AAR serves, their ad strategy and 
programming decisions look more like sabotage than sound business planning. 

The longer this goes on the more I wonder if this was all a sham from the beginning.
--joe in Japan 

Joe, I don't know much about the radio biz, but you'd think that the New York
audience by itself should be able to support 12 hours of majority programming.

Throw in LA, San Fran, Seattle, Chicago, Boston, Atlanta etc.
They should be rolling in cash.

For fuck's sake - we're the majority.
Until Kerry took his skull-and-bones dive, we won three popular votes in a row.

How can the majority not want to hear their opinions expressed?

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The Closets of Karl and Ken


The zealousness with which Rove and Mehlman pursue an anti-gay agenda for political utility 
suggests more than just an ambition to win elections. Students of Freud might be able to artfully 
deconstruct their behavior but even lay analysts can see a bit of repression and self-loathing at work. 
Maybe Rove has a desire to get back at his father for leaving his mother when he "chose" to be gay.
Or perhaps he is fighting his own homo-erotic impulses. 

His description of George Bush the first time they met goes a bit beyond a geek's admiration of the 
cool guy quarterback: 'I can literally remember what he was wearing: an Air National Guard flight 
jacket, cowboy boots, complete with the - in Texas you see it a lot - one of the back pockets will 
have a circle worn in the pocket from where you carry your tin of snuff, your tin of tobacco. 
He was exuding more charisma than any one individual should be allowed to have.'

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Random Thought...

Wasn't it nice of Osama to release another tape to help Bush?

Whenever Bush or his party need a boost, they can count on Osama to release 
another tape and scare stupid Americans into voting against their own civil rights.

Why would Osama do that?

I'll bet he knows a Democrat would end the bloody quagmire and that means
Osama would loses the greatest recruiting tool he's ever had - George Bush.

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Who's the flip-flop now?

CNN Poll

Poll not scientific
Rudy is anti-guns
Rudy is pro-choice
Rudy is pro-gays
Rudy has health issues
Rudy took his hooker to Catholic mass
Rudy wouldn't know foreign policy if it bit him
She's not a member of Skull & Bones
Gambling should be legal

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Subject: Get out of debt


I've been predicting this for years. I sold my suburban house last year (and made a killing), 
live in an apartment in downtown Philadelphia and have invested the profits from the house. 
I'm changing those investments this month to protect them.

I think we are in for real trouble very soon. 
People need to know that they are about to lose everything
if they don't pay off ALL their debts RIGHT NOW. 

Freedom is freedom from debt (it's no coincidence that 
the Rethuglicans changed the bankruptcy laws).
 Derek in Philly

Derek, I agree.
If you're going to oput something on your VISA card that you can't pay off 
at the end of the month, ask yourself if you really need that item, because the 
banks will screw the people in trouble.

Some comedian did a bit years ago about the banks 
only loaning money to people who didn't need it.

Right now, the banks and the oil companies are making billions and whatever 
bang Wall Street is getting is mostly on the profits of those two industries.

Last thing - it would be nice of Jay Leno would stop saying every night that 
the economy is doing "great."  He has no idea - he's a multi-millionaire.

  "I own 200 fancy cars!"

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New World Lies


"Plenty of conservatives oppose torture and the unbounded power of an drunk executive to 
  detain and torture whomever he designates an "enemy combatant" at will. This is an issue 
  about the core meaning of the West - and Busht's relentless attack upon that inheritance." 
       --Andrew Sullivan, finally ashamed that he's on the Dark Side?    Link

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Democrats threaten Disney 


This letter was sent today by the entire Democratic leadership of the US Senate. This letter is a major 
shot across the bow of Disney. It is FILLED with veiled threats, both legal and legislative, against Disney. 
US Senators don't make threats like this, especially the entire Democratic leadership en masse, unless 
they mean it. Disney is in serious trouble.

The Senate Democratic leadership just threatened Disney's broadcast license. Not the use of the word 
"trustee" at the beginning of the letter and "trust" at the end. This is nothing less than an implicit threat that 
if Disney tries to meddle in the US elections on behalf of the Republicans, they will pay a very serious price 
when the Democrats get back in power, or even before.

This raises the stakes incredibly for Disney.

The problem is - nobody is afraid if the helpless, cowering, wet-themselves-with-fear Democrats.

They might mean it (Hey, stop laughing - it's possible) but you can't back down 500 times in a row
and then expect someone to take you seriously when you make your 501st demand.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2660....2666 American victims

THREE more Bush victims since last issue.
But then - some soldiers enjoy being at war.

By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.

Pakistan makes nice with Taliban


The Pakistani government and pro-Taliban militants announced that they signed a peace accord 
Tuesday aimed at ending five years of violent unrest in a tribal region bordering Afghanistan. 
The agreement came as a NATO offensive in Afghanistan continued for a fourth day, with U.S. 
artillery and airstrikes killing 50 to 60 suspected Taliban militants Tuesday, a NATO spokesman said.

But the agreement, which one official said offered an "implicit amnesty" to foreign and local militants, 
highlights the Pakistani military's inability to crush a violent pro-Taliban insurgency on its own soil.

So maybe a better headline would be, "Pakistan surrenders?"

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Subject: RE: ABC to air "Blame Clinton 9-11" comedy

I had planned on taking the entire family to Walt Disney World in October
for a Family Reunion to celebrate my Mom's Birthday ...

Earlier today, I canceled everything except the air tickets, as we are now taking 7 cabins on a NON Disney cruise ...
Seven rooms at the Grand Floridian along with 12 Adults and 6 Children was a large "chunk of change" ...
The cruise is a bit less, since no need to 'herd up and head out' to a restaurant for every meal ...

I've also blocked all ABC, ABC Family and Disney on the TV ...
The propaganda ABC is going to spread by airing "The Path to 9/11" is "porn."
ABC truly is a "Mickey Mouse Operation"

Mike in Fairfield CA.

Mike, voting with your wallet works.
No telling why Disney insists on pissing off the majority.

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Paris Hilton handcuffed


"For most celebrities, getting smacked with a DUI is a crisis.
 For Paris Hilton, it could be a career boost.

"Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous," said one publicist.

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