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Quote of the Day "I think I'd just commit suicide..."     -- McCain, when asked what he'd do         if Democrats took control   Link     John, we know you've committed a lot of sins,   like lying and whoring, ...but suicide?   It makes he   wonder how deep you are into Bush's crooked ass.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Osama's US Puppet  His Power Grab  Counting chickens Bush: No Changes  Tillman's Birthday  Liberal Media?  Is it Vietnam yet?  Random thought...  Hilary Duff Stalkers

Quotes

"I think I'm the second most criticized person in the country.
  You're first by a large margin, but I'm second."
     -- Bill O'Reilly, a victim of self-importance, to Der Monkey,  nationaljournal.com
 
 

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Giving Osama What He Really Wants
  by Robert Parry

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Bush and bin Laden share a common goal in Iraq.
They both want U.S. forces to "stay the course."

Recently disclosed internal al-Qaeda communiques make clear that bin Laden's
terrorist band is counting on a long-term U.S. occupation of Iraq to build its movement.

In a letter, dated Dec. 11, 2005, a senior al-Qaeda operative known as "Atiyah" lectured
al-Zarqawi, on the necessity of taking a long view and building ties with elements of the
Sunni-led Iraqi insurgency who have little in common with al-Qaeda except hatred of the Americans.

Atiyah told Zarqawi that "the most important thing is that the jihad continues with steadfastness
and firm rooting, and that it grows in terms of supporters, strength, clarity of justification, and
visible proof each day. Indeed, prolonging the war is in our interest." [Emphasis added.]
 

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the internet

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 Quotes

"Maybe the Republican strategy should be to send Mark Foley to Iraq
  so he might actually scare the children of the insurgents, but I haven't
  seen anything intelligent come out of them recently."
   -- Demo Strategoist Cliff Schecter, on how to win the war,   (Thanks, Nathan).
 

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Democrats: Counting our chickens

 Link

 Excerpt:
Democrats said unexpected opportunities for gains keep coming their way - including House races
in Minnesota, Idaho and Nevada — and they have the money needed to battle Republicans to the end.

"We have enough to play defense in the blue states and offense in the red states," said Chuck Schumer,
 who heads the Democratic senatorial committee.
 

This isn't how winners talk.
Winners say, "It'll be a tight contest, we hope the voters are looking for change."
 

World Series

Saturday, before Game 1 started, the game announcers were talking like Democrats.
They said the Detroit Tigers were laughing at the Cardinals.
They said odds-makers said the Cardinals had no chance against the mighty Tigers.

Sounds like what the media has been saying about the Democratic "surge" on Nov 7.

It got so bad, they said the talk around Detroit was "Tigers in Three."
We all know it takes four wins, so they were saying the Cardinals were so out-classed,
they would probably give up and go home after being beaten to badly in the first 3 games.

...then the Cardinals came out and kicked their ass, 7-2.

I wish Nancy Pelosi wasn't picking out furniture and drapes.
I wish the Dems would shut the hell up about their plans, "after we win."
We haven't won anything yet, but we're crowing like Detroit Tigers fans.

How can the Democrats be so stupid?
 

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Bush: I won't change a thing
 Why mess with success?

 yahoo.news

 Excerpt:
Friday, the White House said Bush would not change U.S. strategy in Iraq.
"We are constantly adjusting our tactics to achieve the objective, and right now
  it's tough, it's tough," Bush told the Whore AP.  Despite calls for change, Bush said,
"Our goal has not changed. Our goal is a country that can defend, sustain and govern itself,
 a country that which will serve as an ally in this war. Our tactics are adjusting."

Tony Snow said that while Bush might change tactics, he would not change his overall strategy.
"He's not somebody who gets jumpy at polls," Snow said of Bush.
 

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Subject: Your stupid electorate

Bart, this spells out how idiotic your voting public is.

 Spare the Rodham

 Excerpt:
If the 2008 elections were held today, Hillary Rodham Clinton would beat McCain,
but take away her maiden name and McCain pulls ahead by one point.

Sweet fancy Moses, can your voters really be this stupid to make this distinction a factor?
Let me know, my forehead has an appointment with the local brick wall here.

Ryan,
BC
 

People are stupid, no doubt about that.

A long time ago, maybe 1988, Pink Floyd with David Gilmore was selling out stadiums
all over America while Roger Waters, who wrote and sang most of their biggest hits was
doing essentially the same show as Gilmore, which meant playing much smaller venues,
doing much less business.  Which one's really Pink?

Page and Plant toured in 95 and 98.
Any doubt they could have sold out stadiums if they used their other name?

Mick nor Keith could fill a nightclub without the other, while Townsend and Daltrey
tour under their "work" name for a very good reason - people are stupid.

A guy once told me, "I saw Led Zeppelin."
I asked if he liked it, he said, "He was good."

Early on, Der Monkey got 30 percent of his votes from
people who mistakenly thought they were voting for his father.

People are stupid.
 

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 Quotes

Alan Schlesinger: Ned, you're a businessman like me, what do we tell this guy?
Ned Lamont: It's time to go.
Alan Schlesinger: You're fired.
     -- Joe Kissyfaces's opponents, ganging up on his BFEE ass,Link
 

 ha ha
 

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Pat Tillman's Birthday

 truthdig.com

 Excerpt:
Pat Tillman's birthday is Nov 6, and elections are the day after.
It gets me thinking about a conversation I had with Pat before we joined the military.
 

An excerpt doesn't do this justice.
Got a few minutes?
 

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 Quotes

"I met him. He didn't look like a guy who could be with 10 women."
     -- Putin, talking about Israeli President Katsav and his sex problems,  Link
 

Vlad, why not?

Was he triple stupid, and did he talk with his mouth full?

 

Was he always trying to open locked doors but then gets
all dick-faced when the locked door didn't open for him?

 

Was he always saying inappropriate thing to minorities?

   "Just one verse of "Mammy?"
 

Did he have to ask his Sec of State if he could go pee pee?

 

Was he a belligerent drunk with a Mommy complex?

 

Or was he just too close to the wrong people?

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Random thought...

I have a good friend who just got out of the hospital.
He's my main toon, quote and news gatherer - he goes by YB.
He's going to be fine, but it got me to wondering...

If you were suddenly were hit by a peach truck and didn't make it,
would your online friends ever find out what happened to you?

I suggest you make a list of who needs to know and give it to someone
along with your e-mail password because if you suddenly drop out
there's a lot of people who will always wonder what happened.

I've had good friends just disappear, never to be heard from again,
...but then,  ...I piss off a lot of people.

A Public Service Announcement from  bartcop.com

And get well soon, YB - we need you!
 

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 Quotes

"The only thing we can usefully do then is to assert our existence 
  as a voting bloc in the one way that's available to us: by not voting." 
     -- John "I hate Chelsea Clinton" Derbyshire,    Link
 

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Subject: BCR 98

Bart, nice work on radio show #98. Loved all the clips and commentary.

I can't understand with so much leaning our way, from public awareness and anger with
this Administration to the media finally willing to so those things that were taboo last year
and beyond, I am fearful for this election. I have heard you say it, and others on the internet
and other radio that nothing is for sure until the votes are counted.

I think we are all a little fearful that our true votes will not be counted, that somehow these
bastards are going to steal this one too. We need to investigate these bastards and hold them
accountable for the mismanagement and downright theft that has occured on their watch.

Keep that hammer swinging.
  Jim R
 

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Mrs. Bart said I can't write on her new tile when it gets here.

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Mike Malloy Returns Monday October 30th
 Just in time to say "Boo!" to the Facsist bastards

mikemalloy.com  has more details.
 

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Gambler!

I lost the e-mail, but it said, "Bart, you ask for contributions, yet you gamble. 
How can you expect people to contribute when they know you're gambling online?"

First, playing $6 poker with people drunker than me - that's not gambling.
It's cheaper than a movie - am I a bad person if I go to a movie?
Besides, when you win the poker tournament, you get $25.

Gambling is quitting your day job to attack Bush full-time, 
hoping you can attract enough like-minded people to pay the bills.

Gambling is giving your credit card to The Palms and hoping enough people 
show up so that you can pay for the party next month when the bill shows up.
.
Gambling is having bad luck, then signing a 30-year mortgage.

There are lots of reasons to read and not contribute,.
but my "gambling" certainly isn't one of them.
 

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 Liberal Media?

 allhatnocattle.net

 Excerpt:
Which Republican U.S. Congressman had a dead female aide found in his office
while the media was hounding Democrat U.S. Congressman Gary Condit?
 

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Housekeeping

Here's the deal:

This flood can't shut me down in the next 30 days - it just can't.
So, the contractor is going to come in Wednesday and pull the floor up.
We might have to be down that day.

Then I'll turn on some fans and get back to work.

After the election, we'll have them back to do the real work so I can be 
back at my post when Bush starts all his last-minute crimes and cover-ups.  

Y'know what makes it worse? We already had a flood (so bad we had to move)  
and a hail beatdown on BOTH of our cars, in the last two years. So if I file a claim,  
my home owners insurance will drop me, so I gotta eat the repair costs, sons of bitches... 

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Subject: your flood

My hubby read your page today after checking his fantasy football scores, 
and his enjoyment was worth the 10 bucks. 

That sucks, another flood!  
I already was thinking of you two every time I start our dishwasher.  
Yikes.  
 AJR
 

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Is it Vietnam yet?
  by Cindy Sheehan

 truthout.org

 Excerpt:
I am often told that the US deaths in this young century's first conflict for profit are "negligible" 
compared to Vietnam, or a "drop in the bucket." I have terrible news for these reich-wing carnage 
confederates: Iraq is even deadlier for US forces than Vietnam. In the first 3 years 7 months of 
the illegal and immoral occupation of Iraq, 2,791 of our volunteer soldiers have been killed, 
and in the first 4 years of 1,864 conscripts were killed.

The disparity in KIAs is huge, and the implications of this make me nauseous. October is one of 
the grisliest months for Iraq. With Henry Kissinger visiting Georgie on a semi-regular basis, and with 
the beat of the death-drums pounding for Iran, we can recall Nixon's invasion of Cambodia and the 
resulting carnage and the violent protests (i.e., Kent State) here at home. Apparently Nixon's "secret plan" 
was increased slaughter, and I shudder to think of George's plans for peace.
 

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Bush's Absolute Power Grab
  by my good friend Carla Binion

 consortiumnews.com

Robert Parry's Note: Many Americans are in denial about what is happening to the United States.
They don't want to believe that a totalitarian structure could be put in place in their own country.
They don't want to view the various pieces of George W. Bush's "anti-terror" system in that broad
a context. They hope that someone or something -- the Supreme Court maybe -- will strike down
the excesses of the Republican-controlled Congress and the Executive Branch.

Though there are still obstacles that stand in Bush's way -- the Nov. 7 elections, for instance
-- America's march down a road to a new-age totalitarianism has advanced farther than many
understand, as freelance reporter Carla Binion argues in this disturbing guest essay:
 

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 Quotes

"Striving for the common good, for me, stands in stark contrast to Republicans.
  They believe the country is best served by the maximum concentration of wealth
  and power in the hands of the right (or white?) people."
     -- Big Dog, saying Bush and his goons only care for rich,  Link
 

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Random thought...

Why is the GOP seen as America's protectors?

I suspect Karl Rove will be named MVP when all this is over.
It must have been Karl who dreamed up the "We can protect you better," theory.

It goes like this:
"Since 9-11, we Republicans vow to protect America, whatever it takes."

So they went on their worldwide rape, robbery, torture/murder spree unopposed.

And when the Democrats said, "Can't you protect us without the rapes and torture?"
Karl Rove instructed the GOP and the media to reply, "You want us to protect America less?"

As always, the question was framed by the Republicans, because the Democrats are stupid and scared.
The question was framed as "THIS will protect us from terror," and when the Democrats asked for
some sanity in the battle, the Republicans scored points by calling us sissies.

Check it out:
The more torture complaints they got, the more they're seen as "getting the job done."
The more Abu Graib compalints they got, the more they're seen as "getting the job done."
The more spying complaints they got, the more they're seen as "getting the job done."
The more "rape the Constitution" complaints they got, the more they're seen as "getting the job done."

The louder the cry was to "get real," the more points they scored.

But as the years went by, people believed them a little less.
Finally, Katrina showed up and when Bush went on vacation and returned to tell us what a great job
Brownie had done keeping New Orleans safe and dry, and people thought, "He's a lying bastard."

Does Katrina get more credit for exposing Bush than the Democrats and the press combined?
 

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TV Stuff

The Pretenders concert with Shirley Manson was good, 
but what's up with Shirley's "I'm not a sex object" obsession?

For the interview part, she looked great, with her hair everywhere.

But for the performance, she went with the super-tight librarian-bun
and her dress could be best described as potatoe* sack envy.

I think Garbage would've been a much bigger group if Shirley 
didn't insist on downplaying her appearance and sexuality. 

For Koresh's sake Shrl, you're in the entertainment business!
 

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Subject: gas prices

How low do gas prices have to go to get Republicans elected? 

Especially  knowing that as soon as the election is over that prices are 
going back up, how low would Republicans have to go? Under $2.00? 
Or what if they went all the way down to 75 cents? 

Maybe Republicans should try sending us all a $300 tax refund? 
Or they could do a prayer circle to show us how religious they are. 

Or maybe if we blame it all on those "commie lib'rals" like Nancy Pelosi 
and the witch Hillary who are going to put gays in charge of the military. 

If you don't vote Republican then Islamic death squads will slaughter your family, 
and then the Democrats will tax you after you die.

I just can't take two more years of insanity. 
Time to pull the plug on the Bush plan.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA
 

I filled up yesterday for just $25, instead of $40.
The oil bastards "loaned me" that $15 until after the election.
 

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Katie Hubbard Contest

Click  for Rules - (bottom of the page) Ends Oct 31

You're playing for a pound of the South's Finest  milk chocolate - the best ever!

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Hilary Duff has two Stalkers
 Only two?  Must be nice...

 E-TV!
 

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