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Thursday  March 15, 2007  Vol 1943 - Tortureboy Down

Quote of the Day

" Gonzales should resign."  
     --The Philadephia Inquirer

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush/Cheney Petards
60 Dem Senators?  
Sununu: You're Fired  
Giuliani a Chavez tool? 
US Rights Hypocrisy  
Surge is Succeeding? 
Bush's hit-woman
Keira Knightley


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"For those confident of success in the surge, McConnell's maneuvers will lead to a brilliant 
victory in 2008.  For the overwhelming majority of Republicans in Congress, who will not say 
publicly what they have long believed privately, the freight train of electoral disaster is heading 
towards them at 100 miles an hour.

Scandals that harm Republicans are revealed by the hour. Investigations by Democrats that have
barely begun will yield even more nasty revelations. The Iraq policy is in very deep trouble.
McConnell is playing high-stakes poker with a pair of threes visible to all, and they raise the ante?
  -- Brent Budowsky,    Link

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Bush/Cheney & a Love of 'Petards'
 by Robert Parry

Neocons love one rhetorical device above all others, flipping an opponent's words back in his face, 
a process called "hoisting him on his own petard." Recently, Bush and Cheney have engaged in this 
practice in countering Iraq War opponents. Bush mocked his "realist" critics for lacking "realism." 
Cheney, who has spread every Iraq War myth known to man, is now accusing critics of embracing 
"myths" about the Iraq War. Clever words, however, cannot fix a disastrous military policy.

As for the "myth" that the Iraq War was a diversion from the "war on terror," Cheney's formulation
amounts to yet another assertion that doesn't stand up to serious scrutiny, but will surely be repeated often. 
The simple fact is that the Bush/Cheney invasion of Iraq four years ago was a diversion from fighting 
al-Qaeda and its Taliban allies in Afghanistan.

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They really hate Bush in Brazil

Thanks to Andy


"Gonzales has shown a disdain for Congress and the rights of the American people.
  He has amply proved that he will never be anything other than Mr Bush's lawyer 
  - a mere apologist for the imperial presidency. The affair has already claimed one 
  top scalp at the justice department. It is high time Mr Gonzales stepped down too."  
     --The Financial Times,

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Subject: Cali real estate

Doing the math on CA---

Sold my stock in 1999 before Chimpy made the markets tank. 
Bought a 1750 sq. ft. house for 150K. 
Now the house is worth 550K. 
I like that math just fine. 

Just hope all our home prices don't turn to shit.
Teacher Ed
Mission Viejo CA

Ed, I don't think those California dollars are real.

The only way you could get some value out of that money 
would be to move somewhere like ...Oklahoma.

You could move here, buy a brand new 2500 sq ft castle for $200K 
and have a cool million in the bank ....but you'd be in Oklahoma.

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"Gonzales should resign. If he ever does, the nation could take it as a clear sign that Bush 
  finally grasps the need to preserve core civil liberties while guarding against terrorism."  
      -- The We Love Bush Washington Post,    Link

Damn, losing the WaHoPo tells us Bush is really in trouble.
I thought they'd stick with Der Monkey longer than Barney.

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Subject: stop fucking off :)

Hey Bart,

It's really amazing how rude, cruel and thoughtless people think they have the right to be. 
Hard to believe someone would berate you for a computer glitch.  

And remember, he's a longtime fan...

I thought of you recently when I got an angry e-mail from a listener.
He was pissed because we played a song by the Dixie Chicks (haha!). 
He went on a tirade about how they were un-American and how dare I play their music. 
Then he gave me that golden line, "I would have made a contribution to your radio station, but now I won't!"

Hope it's a little consolation you're not the only one who deals with that shit!
Take care
(Station withheld)

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9/11 mastermind confesses in Guantanamo 
 After three years of water-boarding... 


Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, confessed to that attack 
and a chilling string of other terror plots during a military hearing at Gitmo, according to a transcript 
released to get those nasty Gonzales stories out of the headlines. 

"I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z," Mohammed said in a statement - honest!
"I brought down the Hindenberg and took Britney Spears's virginity." 

"Britney was great in sack, 
 but now she like wizard's sleeve..."

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Sununu: Torty Gonzales must go



Sen. John Sununu (R-SonofBastard) of New Hampshire on Wednesday became the first Republican 
in Congress to call for Torty's dismissal, hours after Bush expressed confidence in his crooked lawyer.

"I think the president should replace him," Sununu said in an interview with The Whore AP.
"Right now, the attorney general's image is tarnished in the eyes of many Americans and frankly, 
we need an Attorney General who is spick and span. I think Mr. Gonzales should be fired." 

Let me guess: Sununu is one of the 21 GOP senators up for re-election in 2008 and 
this is his chance to split away from Bush, or as he's now knonn, "President Poison."

Sununu knows a sinking ship when he sees one.

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Subject: living in Tulsa

Bart, you wrote:

> You can make all the Tulsa jokes you want,
> but what in CA is worth giving up $2,000,000 for?

It's only money. California is a lot prettier than Oklahoma. 
Would I spend 30 years of my life working full time in Oklahoma to save a few bucks? 
Nope. You've still gotta live where you live. 
At the end of it, you own the property in either situation.


E.L. if $2,000,000 is "a few bucks," to you,
could I get you to sign up for a $100 a month subscription?

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Terror Nation tells the story of a small-town sports writer who turns his interest 
to writing letters to the editor after he has retired from the paper. 
He was once a Reagan Republican but after his wife died he began to hear her voice, 
perhaps a little stronger than when she was around. He turns his politics 180 degrees. 
His family - or is it the government - puts him in the local insane asylum 
not three blocks from his home. What is he to do? 

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60 Democratic Senators?
 by Brent Budowsky

21 Republican senators are running for reelection in 2008, creating the possibility of seismic gains for Democrats.
Is Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) a brilliant tactician, leading his caucus to a catastrophic disaster in 2008?

Dick Morris says the Iraq war votes are a game of chicken in which Republicans aggressively go to the mat for the 
president's policy, and prevail because of their iron will.  Setting aside whether the lives of our troops should be 
subject to a game of chicken by partisans in Washington, in a war that is going poorly, with tidal opposition from 
the American people, this strategy at best achieves irrelevant short-term tactical gains in return for strategic disaster for the GOP.

When McConnell maneuvered with a successful filibuster to defeat the resolution, what did he achieve?

His party was overwhelmingly blamed by the public, yet again, on Iraq. Some of the wisest Republicans in the Senate 
found their sound advice ignored, and were embarrassed by voting both for and against their own proposal, within days.

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Giuliani on Chavez payroll

Rudy Giuliani's law firm lobbies for Citgo Petroleum Corp., a unit of the state-owned oil company 
controlled by Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, who calls President Bush a "madman" and a "devil."

Bracewell & Giuliani registered to lobby for Citgo in Texas on April 26, 2005, less than a month 
after Giuliani joined the firm and became a name partner, state records show.  Citgo renewed the 
contract in 2006 and 2007 and pays the firm $5,000 a month to track legislation.

Giuliani's campaign released a statement:

"Mayor Giuliani has been clear and consistent - he will accept money from anybody 
because he's drunk with power and wants to torture black people in the White House," 
campaign spokeswoman Katie Levinson said in the statement. 

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Subject: Her

I am all for Hillary and I had some douchebag on Democratic Underground
telling me she can't flip any red states.  

I said I could see at least Florida and Ohio going. 
That's all it would take.  

Any thoughts on the matter?  
 John K

The loudest Democratic voices say she's Bush's clone, 
yet the same voices will tell you she can't win any red states.

It's almost like they're inconsistent.

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The Hit-Woman Behind Bush
 'Harry' covered up his draft-dodge, too
   by Greg Palast

The Mister Big behind the scandal of George Bush's firing of US Attorneys is not a 'mister' at all. 
The House Judiciary Committee has released White House emails indicating that the political operative
who ordered the hit on prosecutors too honest for their own good was Harriet Miers, Bush's maid.
But this is not the first time that Miers has fired investigators to protect Mr. Bush.

In 1999, while investigating Bush, I obtained an extraordinary, and extraordinarily confidential, memo 
to the US Attorney's office in Austin. It disclosed that, in 1997, Governor Bush secretly suggested to 
the chairwoman of the Texas Lottery Commission that she grant a contract to the client of a Bush ally.

The Governor's back-door demand to the Lottery chairwoman was not so easy. Bush wanted the 
Lottery to grant a multi-billion dollar contract to GTech Corporation. But GTech hadn't even bid on 
the contract - and a winner was already announced.  Miers then fixed it.

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The 'Surge' Is Succeeding
 by Robert Kagan (R-Whore)

Leading journalists have been reporting for some time that the war was hopeless, 
a fiasco that could not be salvaged by more troops and a new counterinsurgency strategy. 
The conventional wisdom in December held that sending more troops was politically
impossible after the antiwar tenor of the midterm elections.

Four months later, the once insurmountable political opposition has been surmounted. 
And though it is still early and horrible acts of violence continue, there is substantial evidence 
that the new counterinsurgency strategy, backed by the infusion of new forces, is having a significant effect.

A greater sense of confidence produces many benefits. The number of security tips about insurgents
that Iraqi civilians provide has jumped sharply. Stores and marketplaces are reopening in Baghdad, 
increasing the sense of community. People dislocated by sectarian violence are returning to their homes.

We'll know the surge has succeeded when Bush, Cheney and Condi 
announce that they're going to visit and walk the streets of baghdad.

After they take a scheduled, public tour of the Baghdad streets,
I will admit the surge has worked.

Until that happens, it's just one giant wishful thinking handjob.

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Question: Of all the people screaming at Her today,
how many gave Kerry a pass for his vote in 2004?

Gee, suddenly the room got reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal quiet.

Let's have a show of hands - who forgave Kerry in 2004 for his Iraq vote,
but now hates Hillary's f-ing guts for voting exactly the same way he did?

Explain why Kerry got a pass on the Iraq war vote - but she doesn't.

I can hear a pin drop...

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Joe Biden - "Then what?"


Is he running for something?

Dying woman loses marijuana appeal 
 God must be very proud of his followers


A woman whose doctor says marijuana is the only medicine keeping her alive can face federal drug charges.

The ruling was the latest legal defeat for Angel Raich, a mother of two from Oakland suffering from scoliosis, 
a brain tumor, chronic nausea and other ailments who sued the federal government pre-emptively to avoid 
being arrested for using the drug. On her doctor's advice, Raich eats or smokes marijuana every couple of hours 
to ease her pain and bolster her appetite.

The latest legal twist once again highlighted the conflict between the federal government, which tries to please
some non-existent God by declaring that marijuana has no medical value, and her doctor who says it does.

Pure insanity.
What happened to "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?"

Isn't she guaranteed life under the Constitution?
What is her crime - having a brain tumor?

Trust me, if this was Jenna Bush, every religious handjob on FOX News would be 
running to her rescue like they did when she was caught underage drinking.

Amertica is so hung up on God and nudity and senseless slaughter,
they can't find a way to let this dying woman go out with less pain?

Raich, 41, began sobbing when she was told of the decision that 
she was not immune to prosecution and said she would continue using the drug.

"I'm sure not going to let them kill me," she said. "Oh, my God."

There are so many things that make me ashamed of my country.

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Subject: guns

You insure your car and your house.  
Why not insure your life?

It is just a form of life insurance in my opinion,
 Tom B 

Tom, you're right.
Saying, "I've never had a break in," is like saying, "I've never had a wreck,"
but you still wear a seatbelt when you drive, right?

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Subject: name recognition

Bart, you quoted Rush saying:

> "If Hillary's last name wasn't Clinton, you wouldn't know who she was." 

And if Bill weren't married to Hillary, you wouldn't ever have heard who he was.

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Subject: Gonzales makes Mistakes?

Attorney General Gonzales concedes that he "made some mistakes" as if  his firing of 8 prosecutors 
who refused to participate in Bush's latest voter suppression scheme was some sort of simple error. 

Gonzales should go to jail for what he did but that's not going to happen because he fired 
all the prosecutors who had the integrity to prosecute him for it.

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We knew MoDo was a Ho way back - back in my "blue period."
Each time she fired a below-the-belt shot at the Clintons, I'd run her picture.
Thouble is - the picture was some tacky lady I saw on a porn site.

Someone saw this on the inter-tubes and sent it to me.

It never hurts to remember we're mostly a comedy site.

Plus, you really can't hold me responsible for some of those back issues.

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,197....3,203 American victims

We lost  6 more soldiers since last issue
while the Little Dictator plays with himself.

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

(And that's just ONE oil company)

6 more soldiers are dead, but that's OK because
Exxon makes $75,000 profit per minute

Bush can live with that,
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Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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 by Ivan Leland

George W. Bush and his "war on terror" have taken the United States so far from its founding concept 
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liberties to their own people. Rather than the shining city on the hill, the United States has become the 
glass house from which stones are thrown. In this guest essay, Ivan Eland notes that even the Chinese 
government has lobbed back a few salvos. 

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