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Thursday  April 12, 2007  Vol 1960 - Small varmints

Quote of the Day

"I came to Washington in a different era, when 
  government was respected and liberals were 
  not demonized for wanting a better society."
    -- Helen Thomas,  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Nobody wants 'War Czar' 
Leahy: Stop Lying to Me
Pigboy and his Demons 
Bush Screws Troops
Imus on Kucinich
Green Zone Turns Red 
iTunes troubleshoot 
Scrutiny finds Giuliani 
Halle Berry movie


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"I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, 
  might as well have been invaded by Martians and body snatchers. Sometimes I 
  wish it had been. What has happened, though, is that it has been taken over by 
  means of the sleaziest, low-comedy, Keystone Cops-style coup d'etat imaginable. 
  And those now in charge of the federal government are upper-crust C-students 
  who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, 
  aka "Christians,"and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities."
         --  Kurt Vonnegut,  January, 2003     Vonnegut Obit   

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'Surge' Architect Rejects 'War Czar' Job
  by Robert Parry


The widespread doubts within U.S. military and intelligence circles that Bush's "surge" can succeed 
were underscored when one of the plan's architects, retired Army Gen. Jack Keane, was one of 
three generals to rebuff a White House offer of a new job dubbed "war czar."

In December, Keane promoted the idea of a U.S. military escalation in Iraq as an alternative to 
the growing consensus in favor of a phased withdrawal of Amercan combat forces.

At the time, the Iraq Study Group was advocating a troop drawdown combined with a stronger 
commitment to training Iraqi forces and renewed talks with Iraq's neighbors. But Bush bristled at 
the implied criticism of his work as "war president," declaring: "This business about graceful
exit just simply has no realism to it whatsoever."

That sentence in bold - is that the last time Bush told the truth?

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"I thought the online gambling bill we adopted was one of the stupidest things 
  I ever saw and I want to get it undone, I plan to file legislation." 
    -- Barney Frank, doing the right thing,  Link

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Subject: The Pope

Bart, you gotta love "A Man In A Purple Dress" off the new WHO album. 
They'll protect in Hell, what crap!!!!!!!

Your Motor City Bro
  Danny Detroit

Leahy doubts Bush aides on lost e-mails 


Bush's aides are lying about White House e-mails sent on a Republican account that might have 
been lost, Patrick Leahy suggested Thursday, vowing to subpoena those documents if the 
administration fails to cough them up.

"They say they have not been preserved. I don't believe that!" Leahy shouted from the Senate floor.

"You can't erase e-mails, not today. They've gone through too many servers," said Leahy, D-Vt. 
"Those e-mails are there, they just don't want to produce them. We'll subpoena them if necessary."

White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said there is no effort to purposely keep the e-mails under wraps, 
and that the counsel's office is doing everything it can to recover any that were lost.

Hey Pat, check the RNC servers, too.
That's where Karl Rove's e-mails can be found.

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From: Harry

Subject: Kurt Vonnegut & Bartcop


Kurt Vonnegut died today, 84 years old. 

Here's a comment on DailyKOS....

 Kurt Vonnegut's favorite piece of writing was a letter that his daughter wrote in protest to a restaurant 
 where a waitress had been fired. She had expressed why she thought the girl shouldn't be fired - it was 
 direct, earthy and to the point. He held it out as an example of perfect writing.

 My other favorite Vonnegut anecdote came from Reader's Digest of all places. Vonnegut was introduced 
 at a party with great fanfare to a writer from Chili. They stood there looking at each other both silent. 
 Finally, Vonnegut said, "It must be nice to come from a country that is long and narrow. "

 Lastly, during the run up to the Iraq war, Vonnegut was seen running around New York City 
 with a Bartcop button on his coat.

 I'm gonna miss that man.

 by lorelynn on Wed Apr 11, 2007 at 08:13:28 PM PDT

                Kurt wearing his bartcop sticker

 A shot of Chinaco for Kurt,



"Republicans are growing increasingly anxious about their party's chances of holding the 
White House, citing public dissatisfaction with Bush, the political fallout from the war in Iraq 
and the problems their candidates are having generating enthusiasm among conservative voters. 
Republicans are concerned about signs of despondency among party members and fund-raisers, 
reflected in polls and the Democratic fund-raising advantage in the first quarter of the year. 
Many party leaders expressed worry that the party's presidential candidates faced a tough 
course without some fundamental shift in the political dynamic."  
    Nagourney & Broder for the NYWTimes,  Link

Around here, we use shorthand: Bush is poison.


When you post those links to Salon, and I go there,
I can't get back to Bartcop by hitting "back" . . . . 

I have to reopen your site and scroll down again.

That's because Salon is run by money-grubbing whores.
They think it's "cute" to trap you there.

The Mayberry Machiavellis 


The Oversight Committee is investigating multiple charges against Lurita Alexis Doan, head of the GSA,
incluiding her attempt to grant a no-bid contract to a friend; her effort to thwart contract audits and to cut funds 
of the GSA Office of the Inspector General, which she called "terrorists" after it began a probe into her conduct;
and her potential violation of the Hatch Act, which forbids the use of government offices for partisan activity. 
A major Republican contributor who made a fortune as a military and homeland security contractor, Doan had 
held no previous government posts before being appointed last year to head the GSA. Like the fabled 
("heck of a job, Brownie") Michael Brown, the former head of the FEMA, Doan is another stellar example 
of the culture of cronyism that has permeated the federal government under George W. Bush.

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Subject: yesterday's bet

Bart, you wrote:

> Bet you a dollar you can't click and NOT laugh out loud at this truism.

I didn't laugh out loud.
Damned near blew the top off my head not laughing

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"Obama came up to campaign for Lieberman before the primary, very carefully timing his 
  appearance to try to kill Ned Lamont's antiwar primary challenge before it got off the ground. 
  Then in the general election, he refused to lift a finger for Lamont. For a guy like Obama who 
  runs around bragging about his antiwar credentials, yet who then spent most of his first year in 
  Congress absolutely silent on the war - his behavior in the Connecticut Senate race says a lot 
  about him as the supposed post-partisan conviction candidate." 
     -- David Sirota,  Link

David Sirota is a well-known Clinton hater.
Looks like he's an Obama hater, as well.

Is Sirota one of those Arianna/MoDo types who just hates everybody?

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Pigboy and his Demons
 How a rich man can be so poor

An addiction to painkillers reduced this human boom box of self-sufficiency and strict enforcement.
"If people are violating the law by doing drugs," he once lectured on his syndicated TV show,  "they ought 
to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up" (up the river, that is) to the furtive, 
needy ploys of any other junkie who finds the medicine cabinet running dry. After he entered rehab, his third wife, 
Marta, reportedly vacated the luxury estate (they would later divorce), leaving Rush a Tarzan without his Jane.

Secluded for now, his compound can be converted into a tourist attraction - a combination museum, shrine, 
gift shop, and spiritual mecca modeled on Elvis's Graceland.  Aging dittoheads can make pilgrimages to pay their 
respects, rekindle fond memories, and gape reverently at the silenced TV where Rush watched football
after he was booted off the airwaves for being such a racist pig.

 Bill Hick's XXX-rated rant on the vulgar Pigboy
 It's really XXX rated, don't come crying if it offends you.

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Imus Show: Kucinich should be beheaded
 But nobody cared because Imus was TOO BIG to bring down

Bernard McGuirk and Imus like to spice their Fascist radio show with inflammatory, insulting language,
generally about liberals, college professors, Jews, gypsies, gays and people of color, like Hitler did.
Now they're in trouble, and callers say to pull the plug on the Imus program rather than slap their wrists.

A joke they did about Dennis Kucinich is another in a history of attacking those who aren't in power.
Still, blogger Michael O'McCarthy didn't think it was appropriate. According to O'McCarthy's complaint,
here is what McGuirk said about the congressman from Cleveland:

Dennis Kucinich should have his "head sawed off" like they do over in Iraq.

I thought this was a non-story, because when you've heard as much Nazi hate as I have,
what Imus said wasn't so bad - but maybe the country is changing?

Ann Coulter,
Rush Limbaugh,
Michael Savage,
that shrill Laura harpy...

Maybe the country is fed up with their Nazi lies?
Maybe the country figured out that three entities owning the major media was a bad idea.
The guy who signs Imus's paycheck probably molests kids with the guy who signs Rush's check.

NBC drops racist Imus

General Motors pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate.
American Express pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate.
Sprint pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate.
Nextel pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate.
GlaxoSmithKline pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate.
TD Ameritrade pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate. pulled their advertising dollars away from racist hate.

So, who is putting advertising dolloars into Rush's vulgar hate show?
So, who is putting advertising dolloars into Hannity's vulgar hate show?
So, who is putting advertising dolloars into O'Reilly's vulgar hate show?
So, who is putting advertising dolloars into FOX Whore News in general?
So, who is putting advertising dolloars into any racist and vulgar hate show?

Imus could be to hate speech what Latrina was to Bush's "godliness."

CBS fires Imus from radio 

Now let's go after Rush, Hannity etc...

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Bush Screws Troops 25% more


Bush ordered 90-day extensions Wednesday for all active-duty Army troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, 
stretching their overseas tours from 12 to 15 months in a move that will exert new strain on a struggling 
military but allow the Bush administration to continue its troop buildup in Baghdad well into next year. 

Defense Secretary Robert Gates' announcement came amid expectations that the Pentagon was about to 
order longer tours for some units, but the new policy is a far more sweeping and drastic step, stretching 
deployments for more than 100,000 members of the Army.

"I realize this decision will ask a lot of our Army troops and their families," Gates said.

Yet the military families stand with Bush, no matter how many of them he gets killed.
Oh, and they hate Clinton with a passion.

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Subject: white guilt


Bart, you sure do sound pathetic and ridiculous the way you are always sticking up for blacks.

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Subject: Kiss My Ass Gop


Boy are you miss informed.
The Reagan term in office and what he did to turn the economy around
is well documented for anyone that wants to do a little research.

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Scrutiny finds Giuliani 

        Is Al Qaeda going to respect a man in a dress?


Note to Rudy Giuliani: Say goodbye to the honeymoon and hello to presidential politics. In recent weeks, 
he has taken heat for his abortion rights stance, links to ex-police commissioner Bernard Kerik who is 
enmeshed in legal woes, business ties and personal life. Giuliani's ascent in national popularity polls has stalled. 

He's hit the stage of the campaign everybody expected him to hit," said David Winston, a Republican pollster.
"People are now starting to scrutinize him," said Ed Rollins, a crooked hack under President Reagan. 
"The spotlight's on Giuliani, and he'll either rise to the occasion or he'll falter."

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Subject: Bravo

One of the greatest Bartcop-isms I have ever read.

> "Great idea, Pigboy.

> Let's also do an interview with 3300 cardboard cutouts of soldiers
> and ask them if they like being dead because of Bush's lies...

>  ...and let the silence speak for itself."

Very sharp.
Thanks for that
State Road, NC

Mark, thanks for that.
A founding block of bartcop-ism is using their own hate against them.

I'm a busy guy, I got shit to do, so I can't spend two weeks coming up with some 
clever phrase to insult some guilty-ass Repube bastard with, so I reply on cheap-shot 
"artists" like the vulger Pigboy to do my dirty work for me.

No matter what shit the vulgar Pigboy slings at my side,
I can retort with six examples of how his Fascists bastards
committed much, much worse and they hate that!

There should be 50,000 bartcops.
There should be 1M bartcops screaming outrage on the internet.
There should be 180M people screaming every f-ing day,
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

The Bush bastards are probably stealing $300M dollars a day,
a robbery that has cost us 3500 lives and 60,000 amputees - so far,
but Bush and McCain are asking us to - just please - give war a chance.

...and nobody issues a subpoena on Iraq's non-existent oil meters?


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"At the Rutgers press conference yesterday one of the students said that she might 
  be scarred for life by the words that were used on that radio show. I'm just wondering 
  how scarred for life these three Duke lacrosse players will be."  
     -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy

 I hate to say it, but he's right this time.
 The Duke 3 went thru 100 times more pain than the Rutgers players. 

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The Green Zone is Turning Red

A suicide bomber detonated himself in the cafeteria of the Iraqi Parliament building inside 
the "Green Zone" in Baghdad today killing at least 8 and wounding around 30 people. 
Within an hour a message appeared on an Al Queda web site calling the blast a "message" 
to anyone who cooperates with "the occupier and its agents." It said ominously, 
"We will reach you wherever you are".

Can we take this to mean that the insurgents are instituting a "surge" strategy of their own? 


"We've never been in worse shape as a country. Truth has taken a holiday in this war. 
  President Bush struck a match across the Middle East and invaded that country. 
  Who are we? What have we become? Whose war is this?...Is this America?
   -- Helen Thomas, who has more courage than all the Democrats in congress combined,  Link

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Subject: military rapes

Hey Bart! Fortunately, not all soldiers are bad. I have good reason to be proud 
of my step-son Patrick.  He enlisted to DEFEND our country, and trained as 
an engineer to help put New Orleans and other places back together.

However while was stationed in Afghanistan, he was involved in a security situation. 
An American soldier attempted to rape an Afghani woman. Pat hit the soldier with 
the butt of his rifle and stopped the rape from happening. He and his team then made 
certain the woman was taken to safety. 

Pat was gigged for attacking the soldier, but was also honoured by his unit for his actions. 
And we, his family, are justly proud of our young soldier.
 Laura P in Herndon, VA

Good for Patrick.
I hope his war years haven't messed with his head too much.

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Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Nancy Pelosi on Leno tonight.

Will he grill her or give her the 
puff balls that he gives McCain?

Click on the E!

Bush-made Mess in Somalia
  by Ivan Eland

After 9/11, Bush feared that the absence of a strong government in the "failed state" of Somalia 
could turn the small eastAfrican country - slightly smaller than Texas - into a haven for terrorists.

The administration ignored the fact that other states with weak governments have not become
sanctuaries for terrorists. Even if Somalia had become a terrorist enclave, the terrorists, absent 
some U.S. provocation, probably would not have attacked the faraway United States.

As a result of the administration's unfounded fear, the United States began supporting
unpopular warlords in the strife-torn nation. That's when the real trouble began.

If Bush is involved, you know it's going to become a giant screw-up.

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Subject: Obama campaigned for Kissyface

Ah, but it gets better. Obama has reached out to Tom Daschle. 
And we all remember his assorted 'crimes' against the Democratic party.

-- lonestar

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,292....3,294 American victims

I'm getting real tired of posting these updates...

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.


Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day. (Lies)
 But even 2M barrels is $120M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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Subject: Trouble hearing BCR on iPods?

This isn't just an iPod problem, it's an iTunes problem. 
I have the same problem with my Mac G3 running OS 10.4.  

If I use the pause, I lose hunks of BCR.
I don't think Tunis and Tom's reasoning is accurate.  
I've been listening to BCR for years on my Mac and the pause button problem is a recent thing.

--joe in Japan 


I also have had the same problem beginning with show # 110 (show 111 is OK, then it happens 
again with shows 112 and 113). However, I don't own an iPod, I have a new 20" iMac. 
I put the show on iTunes by clicking on the "Listen to Show #" link. 
It's not that big of a deal, I usually listen to the radio show in one sitting anyway.

Chicago, IL

Jeff, why do you put BCR on iTunes?   If one isn't a subscriber, I can understand listening to
old shows for free in a less-than format, but why would a subscriber put his MP3 on iTunes?

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