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Wed-Thursday  May 2-3, 2007  Vol 1971 - Loan Wolf

Quote of the Day

"Some say Bush's biggest mistake was 
  trusting the CIA to a Democrat." 
     -- John Hinderaker on George Tenet, 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Ho gotsa book 
Veto Inked in Blood 
How the GOP fell 
Chavez is Dangerous 
He Hates Timetables 
No Exit Plan 
Delgiorno 'Exit' quiz
Sheryl and TP Talk 
Ashlee Simpson Knows


"People who say they support the troops are going to have to explain why
  they drag their feet on sending a supplemental to the White House."
    --Tony Snow, confused about who vetoed money for the troops,  Link

"Need a date?"

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Ho gotsa book

There are several thousand names, tens of thousands of phone numbers, from administration officials to lobbyists 
to advisers who are well known, people who appear on television," said ABC's Brian Ross, to whom Deb Palfrey 
turned over her little black book of nasty-ass Republicans.  Some names have already leaked out, including those 
Harlan Ullman and Dick Morris, a former Bill Clinton adviser."

No, the Toe Sucker is among the Founding Fathers of FOX Whore News.

He's the Whore Street Journal's John Fund - without the wife-beating charges.

Yes, he gave Clinton some advice 8 years ago, but he's on FOX every f-ing night
spewing rage against the best president we ever had because being FOX Ho pays better.

The fact that Toe Sucker Morris jumped from side-to-side for cash bothers nobody?
Gee, it's almost like he's as much a whore as any college girl who ever sucked his toes.

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A Veto Inked in Blood
  by William Rivers Pitt

Four years after a humiliating strut across the flight deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, four years after
declaring major combat operations in Iraq ended and the mission accomplished, four years and more than
three thousand dead American soldiers later, four long years to the day, George W. Bush delivered a veto
that only ensures more wretched and bloody carnage.

The now-vetoed, multi-billion-dollar Iraq spending bill, which contained withdrawal timelines demanded by
Congressional Democrats, "substitutes the opinions of politicians for the judgments of our military commanders,"
according to Bush. Many of us must have missed the memo explaining how Bush, Cheney, and the rest of this
administration aren't politicians anymore. We also missed the memo explaining how it was the "judgments of
our military commanders" that sunk us into this mess to begin with.

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Subject: time to pull the plug

In 2006 America elected the Democrats to shut down the war.
We didn't elect them to create political theater pretending to
oppose the war while still passing the funding to sustain it.

Now is the time when we'll see if the Dems have what it takes to do what the voters want.
We want it shut down now. This should be easy.

They don't have to give Bush something that he'll agree to.
All they have to do is nothing. Don't fund the troops. Let the war starve.

Bush wants the war to continue and I wonder if the Democrats want it to continue as well.
The worse things get the better it is for them in the 2008 elections. Democrats have shown
no political courage to do the right thing.

They sat silently as Bush passed laws authorizing torture, domestic spying, secret prisons,
and the shredding of the Constitution.  They didn't oppose the war until opposing the war was cool.

Now Democrats have to show they have what it takes to lead,
that they are not the party of the weak and stupid.

This is their test.
This is where they earn their paycheck.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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Wolf's done a hundred great toons,
but this might be his very best ever.

How the GOP fell
 by William F. Buckley (R-Foundingfather)


How can the Republican party, headed by a president determined on a war he can't see an end to, 
attract the support of a majority of the voters? General Petraeus, in his Pentagon briefing on April 26, 
reported persuasively that there has been progress, but cautioned, "I want to be very clear that there is 
vastly more work to be done across the board and in many areas, and again I note that we are really 
just getting started with the new effort." The general makes it a point to steer away from the political 
implications of the struggle, but this cannot be done in the wider arena. There are grounds for wondering 
whether the Republican party will survive this dilemma.

Hey Willy, (Did you see Fracture?) your party's getting rolled.
I'm old, and I've never before seen a this-long of a telegraphing of a looming Custer-ish
mega-massacre as your lemming-monkey bastards of the GOP have coming to them in 2008.

Bill Buckley's right - they deserve to lose a ton of seats next year. 
Obama will have 74 senators and 300 members of the House.

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Dueling Quotes

"This president weighed all the various proposals, weighed all the various consequences
  before he made a decision. He understands that the most solemn responsibility he has is
  when he sends people into harm's way that he try everything possible from a diplomatic
  standpoint, and that's what he did...
    -- Dan Bartlett, Bush's whore,   Link

"There was never a serious debate that I know of within the administration about the
  imminence of the Iraqi threat, nor was there ever a significant discussion about the
  possibility of containing Iraq without an invasion.."
    --George Tenet, Bush's former whore,  Link

"Surely no one was surprised at the Tenet disclosure that there was never a serious debate in
 the Bush administration about whether Iraq actually posed a threat. It has long been evident that
 Bush decided to invade Iraq first, and constructed his ramshackle case for the war after the fact."
    -- NY Times editorial board, Bush's stenographer whores,Link

The NYW Times is triple guilty on this count.
Cheney would leak some lies to their ever-eager-to-please reporters, wtahc them print it, then say,
"If you want proof just read the New York Times."

I told you many many years ago they were whores for the GOP.
Then it came out in the Libby trial, under oath, that I was right.

The NY Whore Times, FOX News and Russert the buttplug
sold this bloody fiasco to America so they could make more money
and they didn't mind doing it using the lives of our volunteer soldiers.

  "It's Clinton's fault!"

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Subject: Bartcop radio

#115 was excellent - I love your stories better than anything, and I especially liked
the story about you & Mrs. Bart going to the Herb Fest and that Oral Roberts Pizza Parlor.

Anyway, keep 'em coming and keep hammering.
I don't mind the subscription at all when I'm getting a fresh show every week!
  Bob in SC

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Rudy: Chavez is dangerous
 They have Bush's oil, so he must die


Rudy the cross-dresser, whose law firm represents a Hugo Chavez-controlled oil company,
said Tuesday that Chavez is dangerous to U.S. interests.

In a speech to Hispanic small business leaders, the Republican brought up Chavez while
discussing ways the United States could become free from its reliance on foreign oil.

"Isn't it annoying, upsetting and even in some cases a matter of national security that we have to
send money to our enemies?" Giuliani asked. "We need a president who knows how to get things
done so we don't have to be sending money to Chavez."

Giuliani called for the United States to develop alternative energy sources and take advantage of oil
already in its control. He said that non-Bush worshippers like Chavez, would have "little power" if
the United States could stop buying oil from them.

"Who would listen to Chavez if he didn't have all this oil money? Nobody would listen to him," Giuliani said.

Who would be our president if Der Murder Monkey didn't have all that oil money?

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"The vulgar Pigboy and a expensive hooker lived large at Kobe Club last Thursday night, 
  devouring bacon with truffles, Japanese strip steak, Kobe beef cheek ravioli, a large
  seafood platter, a combo of American, Australian and Japanese wagyu steaks and 
  several "side" dishes.  After finishing their $700 feast, Limbaugh left a $1,000 tip. 
  On a previous night, Limbaugh a hooker shared a $4,000 bottle of wine at '21.'" 
   -- Page Six,  Link

I'm confused - what's the story here?
That Rush can afford a $4,000 bottle of wine?
That Rush can afford expensive hookers?

Is that a shock to anyone who knows him, that even tho he makes $30M a year
he can only get hookers to keep him company because he's such soulless, Satanic shit?

Who's shocked by what?

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Gun crazy bastards

Subject: It's not a war

It's a very hostile corporate takeover.
 Mary in Seattle

Mary, that might end up being the truest words ever published on
That's good for a free month of BCR for you.

Sorry about the language, BCR 116 is kinda wild

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Subject: Don't buy gas on May 15th

In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. 
Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

I don't believe it.
30 cents a gallon because of an e-mail boycott?

OK, I won't buy gas that day...

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You can't Veto the Truth

Bush Hates Timetables


Well, see, I think I get where Bush's basic aversion to the idea of it is--he wasn't so good in math back in the day,
so of course he hates timetables. But I think the problem is also with that idea of a benchmark. Sounds like something
a so-so athlete would leave behind him, unless he took up something he excelled at cheerleading. How long will
this mediocrity's childhood failures prejudice him against progress?  Why oh why does he hate winning?

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Subject: Sheryl Crow toilet paper comment

Bart, you wrote:

> How could she be so stupid?
> She makes the environmentalists out to be kooks.

> Why can't Democrats think before they speak?
> Why does Sheryl think anyone wants to know about her personal bathroom hygeine?

It could be a help to you, being a humor site and all,
if you could recognize a joke when it smacks you in the face.
Keep swinging that hammer, find worthier targets.

She later explained that it was a joke on her website and taken out of context.
Of course, the Repugs &  Co. took it and ran with it.

Sheryl has already said the statement was a joke, but THE media is making this
a statement by Sheryl instead of a joke.  The whore media is won't let her tell her side.
Keep hammering,  I'm enjoying my subscription.
 Utah Jim

It was a JOKE, people!
 L Morgan

Geez, Bartcop!  Sheryl Crow said 1 square of tissue . . . as a joke.
What is wrong with you these days?  Get an Assistant or something
to keep you somewhat on track.

It was a JOKE.  Anyone who heard this knows she was joking.
The only place you hear this shit from are
1) Right-wing handjobs who speak to their mouth-breathing saps OR
2)  The retarded.

I put Conan in the former category.  Of course, those who still watch
lame teevee shows like that ARE as stupid as my potted plant.
"WE" don't shoot ourselves by having jokes that even a 10-year-old could understand.

Sheryl Crow was joking about the toilet paper  - Link  These links explain everything in detail
Keep swinging my man,

It was a fucking joke.
You ought to understand that Bart, you try to be funny now and then yourself.
How can so many people take what the  MSM says literally?

We're talking about two different subjects.

I'm talking about the damage her comment did, 
You're asking if it's fair that her comments were distorted.
How can we talk if we can't agree on the subject?

The FACT is Sheryl and environmentalists took a big hit here.
You don't think it's a big hit?
John Edwards's haircut is a factor in this race.
Should it be?
No, but it is, and we have to deal with what's real.

                Click to Get Real

MY reaction isn't what's causing a nationwide wave of ridicule.
Everybody is doing "Sheryl Crow is soooo gross" jokes.

Sheryl's attempt at humor worked about as well as John Kerry's last Iraq joke.
Her "bungle" provided twisted assholes like FOX News and the Pigboy "more proof" that
"only the weirdest of the weird would ever consider being an environmentalist."

Since I never saw the "joke" I wasn't in a position to judge the joke - only the joke's reaction.
Maybe the smart people saw it as a joke, but what about the other 90 percent?

And the big question is - did anybody laugh at this "joke?"
Maybe Sheryl should stop trying to be a comedian.

And don't forget the ripple effect.
People who aren't funny (think Jay Leno) have a spread sheet for jokes.
For the next few months or years, if TP comes up, it becomes a Sheryl Crow joke.
If Sheryl's name comes up, ir becomes a TP joke.
Any story on the environment brings the whole thing back again.

There's an oil spill.   Every lazy comedian with a TV show will say,
"Sheryl should go to that oil spill and use her saved TP to help clean up."

Do you think Sheryl can do an interview for the next 6 months, or longer,
where that's not the first or second question she's asked?

She created her own minefield, then went for a walk in it..

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No Exit Plan
 They plan to stay

For all the talk about timetables and benchmarks, one might think that the United States will
end the military occupation of Iraq within the lifetimes of the readers of this opinion editorial. 
Think again.

There is to be no withdrawal from Iraq, just as there has been no withdrawal from hundreds 
of places around the world that are outposts of the American empire. As Chammy Johnson said, 
"One of the reasons we had no exit plan from Iraq is that we didn't intend to leave." 

They murdered Saddam.
Our soldiers are busy stealing his oil - at the cost of their lives
and there's more oil to steal.

Why leave?

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Subject: debates

Whats it matter? 
Hillary & Obama will knock each other out 
and Edwards will walk to the nomination.
As it should be. 

Keep an eye out on your mail and have fun on Mike Malloy's cruise. 
Hopefully everyone will send you a little $$.
 Danny Detroit

Comment One:
I like John Edwards, but he's no Obama.
John is running for VP.

Comment Two:
Wish I could afford Mike's cruise
With a few month's notice, magic might've happened.
But cruises are so popular, 36 hours after the unveiling they were almost booked.

Danny Detroit, when are we going to meet and share a drink?
Can you host Pokerfest Detroit 2007?

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,351....3,355 American victims

3,355  families destroyed by Bush greed.

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.

"Tampons are on Aisle 22..."

Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day. (Lies)
 But even 2M barrels is $120M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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We're in Texas to see a band that can only be described as "Del Castillo-ish."
Look for a Trip Report in the Monday edition.

And today's issue?
I would call it "an incomplete success."

It's not easy to do a page, finish the radio show, pack for a trip, confirm reservations,
catch the important TV shows, maintain the minimum daily requirements of tea, aych and see, 
not to mention a pre-dinner bourbon and branch cocktail, but I'm doing my best.

Plus, remind me to tell you about a mostly nice lady I'm having to bulldoze.

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Lindsay Lohan to turn 21
 Is she our hottest young actress?


 See a ton of  Lindsay Lohan  at BC Hotties

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BCR Show #116 

Listen to it before you share it
There's a little language in this show.

Part One is a "debate" with Randi Rhodes.
Hopefully this we been seen as an example
of how 2 Democrats can strongly disagree
without the usual hyper-snippishness.

Who won the "debate?"
I think the vote will go her way.

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Part Two needs some 'splainin'
Michael DelGiorno is a lying, Nazi whore and,
worse than our vulgar Pigboy, he hides behind Jesus.
He broke the law, he got caught on tape, 
so he "confessed" and begged for forgiveness.

I know I got carried away.

I had a little too much fun, so be prepared 
to not hate me for what I did to him.
If you're not in the mood for a mega-sarcastic,
rhetorically violent beatdown, maybe skip Part Two.
There's some comedy at the end of each half.

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