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Weekend-Monday  June 2-4, 2007  Vol 1988 - That took Sac

Quote of the Day

"Don't go sell it on eBay." 
  -- Bush to Elaine Johnson, whose son 
      was killed in Iraq, after Bush gave her 
     a presidential coin, whatever that is. Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush and the Hariri Case
Failed Presidents
Bush Screws his Base 
Faith's Wrecking Ball
Hillary maintains lead
Flynt on DC Sex Safari 
W's Foot-Dragging 
Paris Hilton has Sac
Mischa Barton lives!


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"He gave six of us a presidential coin, tell us not to tell the rest of the people
  that was there, and then after that he told us don't go sell it on eBay.
  Now you tell me how insensitive that can be? What kind of caring person is that?''
   -- Elaine Johnson, stunned after seeing the Murder Monkey's childlike stupidity   Link

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The Hariri Case & Double Standards
 by Robert Parry

Though Bush and Blair have the blood of possibly a half million Iraqis on their hands - deaths attributable
to an illegal invasion in defiance of the U.N. Charter - no one in a position of authority would be foolhardy
enough to suggest that Bush and Blair be hauled before a tribunal for their crimes.

Bush and Blair head powerful governments that possess nuclear arsenals and hold U.N. Security Council vetoes.
Whatever the facts surrounding Bush-Blair violations of international law - regardless of how much bloodshed
they have caused - they remain effectively immune from international law, beyond the reach of justice.

Or as Bush likes to joke when asked if his actions have violated international law,
"International law? I better call my lawyer."

The problem is, his lawyer is Tortureboy Gonzales.
He's given Bush the green light to break all the laws he wants - bar none.
And as Robert Parry says, he's beyond all accountability.

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Failed Presidents


This is in part why persistent cries for impeachment have gone nowhere in the Democratic Party hierarchy.
Arguably the most accurate gut check on what the country feels about Mr. Bush was a January Newsweek
poll finding that a sizable American majority just wished that his "presidency was over." This flat-lining
administration inspires contempt and dismay more than the deep-seated, long-term revulsion whipped up
by Nixon; voters just can't wait for Mr. Bush to leave Washington so that someone, anyone, can turn the
page and start rectifying the damage. Yet if he lacks Nixon's larger-than-life villainy, he will nonetheless leave
Americans feeling much the way they did after Nixon fled: in a state of anger about the state of the nation.


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Subject: Bart hates Arianna

Your Jihad against Arianna Huffington is veering into Rush Limbaugh territory.
Arianna has every right to grill Hillary for her duplicity and deceptions.

Of course, she has the right to voice her opinion.
But it seems she can't breathe in air without exhaling some Hillary hate.

Is Bush so perfect that Arianna only finds fauly in Hillary?
Doesn't Arianna have anything to say about the insane Murder Monkey who
started this unwinnable world war and emptied the Treasury and killed so many?
There must be a reason why Arianna turned into a one-trick pony.

Even Maureen Dowd spreads the hate around a little, but Arianna seems to be
totally fixated on one particular goal - and that's stopping the lead Democrat.

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Subject: a spreading terror

Isn't it interesting that terrorists are born and gays are made? 


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Bush Screws his Base
 by Peggy Noonan, (R-Insane)

Bush doesn't need his traditional supporters anymore, because his problems can't be solved by the base.
And Bush doesn't even much like the base. Desperate straits have left them liberated, and they are acting out
their disdain. Bush thinks his base is stupid and that its heart is in the wrong place.

Conservative Bush supporters feel like sufferers of battered wife syndrome.
You don't like endless gushing spending? Too bad!
You don't like expanding governmental authority and power? Too bad.
You think the war was wrong or is wrong? Too bad.

Doncha just love it?
They're starting to hate him, too.
The conservative Republicans are catching up to the rest of the world.

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Flynt on DC Sex Safari


Hustler magazine is looking for some scandalous sex in Washington again -- and willing to pay for it.

"Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking
government official?" read a full-page ad taken out by Larry Flynt's magazine in Sunday's Whore Post.

It offered $1 million for documented evidence of illicit intimate relations with a congressman,
senator or other prominent officeholder. A toll-free number and e-mail address were provided.
The last time Flynt made such an offer was in October 1998 during the drive to impeach Clintonl.

Hmmm, this sounds like he already has something on somebody and he's running that ad as a warning
to whomever his target is. Could be that another Republican is about to make some juicy news.

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"The paparazzi was camped out - trying to get that shot of Paris Hilton going to jail
  but they missed getting that shot. How did that happen?"
     -- The CNN whores, crushed at not getting that picture

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Subject: will we have an election next year?

Oh Bart....!!

I donated to Clinton-Gore in 1992... and there was a moment, in January of 1993, when we all 
held our breath, and wondered "Is George Senior actually going to GIVE UP the presidency...?"

It was only a nagging, worrying doubt (not exactly dread) - but it was there, and we all breathed a sigh
of relief when Clinton was inaugurated.  (Immediately, of course, the Washington ghouls came out and 
tried to veto the Clinton election, making "Travel-Gate!" and "File-Gate!" and "Whitewater" and 
"Lincoln Bedroom" FAKE 'scandals'  into Mt. Everest constitutional-crisis scandals.) 

Well, that was then.....       this is now, and the insane president and VP despise everyone who is not 
part of the neo-Confederate (oil robber-baron) ruling class, and in addition they have penis envy 
for Saudi/Kuwaiti/Arab Emirates theocrat absolute dictators. 

...and what is "She" doing about it?

"She" is going to be president if the Democrats can't stop her.

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"Bush & Cheney like to say that insurgents in Iraq listen to what we say over here.
  If they do, there's no question that this morning, those who seek to kill our troops are
  buzzing with talk that America plans on occupying Iraq forever. The bulls-eye on the back
  of our troops just got a whole lot bigger, and the president is to blame. He has to recant
  these kinds of statements, so he doesn't embolden the enemy more than he already has."
     -- Jon Soltz, head,

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Subject: South Korea

The same sort of idiots that conflate Bush's war with WWII 
will doubtless be swayed by the Bush propaganda mill South Korea comparison

But didn't Ike say that 'If we are still on the Korean peninsula in 50 years, we will have failed?'

I'm in South Korea now - funny, but when I went for a walk in Seoul yesterday 
I didn't have to put on a flak jacket.


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It's so true - isn't there some way 
we can get rid of Harry Reid?

What If Our Mercenaries Turn On Us?

Armed units from (Bush's secret and private Army) Blackwater USA opened fire in Baghdad streets
twice in two days last week. It triggered a standoff between the security contractors and Iraqi forces,
a reminder that the war in Iraq may be remembered mostly in our history books for empowering and
building America's first modern mercenary army. There are an estimated 20,000 to 30,000 armed security
contractors working in Iraq, although there are no official figures and some estimates run much higher.
Security contractors are not counted as part of the coalition forces. When the number of private mercenary
fighters is added to other civilian military "contractors" who carry out logistical support activities such as
food preparation, the number rises to about 126,000.

"We got 126,000 contractors over there, some of them making more than the secretary of defense,"
 John Murtha (D., Pa.). "How in the hell do you justify that?"

We have no idea what this bloody quagmire is costing us.
Bush could be paying his private army $25,000 a month - times 120,000.
And in Iraq, the law is whatever Bush says it is, so they can never be charged with anything.

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Reason is Faith's Wrecking Ball


I have yet to buy food at a faith-based grocery store. I guess the billion people in the world without
clean drinking water are just suffering from a lack of faith as opposed  to science and technology that
I am exposed to.  Senator Brownback states "I firmly believe that each human person, regardless of
circumstance, was willed into being and made for a purpose.".  I guess the senator wasn't upset about 9-11
since "god" willed the hijackers into being and they were made for the purpose of destroying buildings
and killing almost 3000 people in the process. Of course, the hijackers were people of faith.

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Subject: Bush land SnaTch in Paraguay

Also worthwhile to mention is that the land purchased (stolen, most likely) 
is next doorto both a US Military complex and the Bushies favorite Savior
and rethuglycan sponsor the most-un-Reverend Sun Myung Moon.

The really scary part is that Moons land lies above a large (if not the largest) natural water aquifer, 
the next resource we'll be fighting Emmanuel Goldenstein, ummm, errr, Osama Bin Laden for.

If you think gas is expensive, wait till you see what 
the BFEE will charge for a gallon of fresh water.

If you have money to invest, you want it in oil, gold and fresh water.

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Hillary maintains lead
 Cross-dresser's lead slipping


Clinton's lead remains steady over Obama and Edwards, and the poll contains troubling news for both challengers.
Obama's support has softened and Edwards has lost ground nationally over the past few months.

Rudy, the gay-loving, gun-hating friend-of-abortions cross-dresser remains the leader in the GOP race,
but the poll suggests that the once-clear leader loses support the more the GOP learns about him.

Insane McCain runs second in the GOP race, but the poll results raise questions about his candidacy.
Mitt Romney, who has spent millions on television ads already this year has only risen to third place,
Tennessee Tuxedo could muscle in because the GOP lineup is so pitifully weak.

So, it's Hillary's race to lose.
Can the Democrats stop her from winning it all?

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Subject: extended militarization in Iraq

I sure would hate to be an American or Britian working in that new 
590 Million dollar embassy when they say the war is over...

Kidnapping will be rampant. 
Would anyone ever venture outside the building?

Our worst days in Iraq are ahead of us, not behind us.
We have no idea what percent of the Iraqi army is loyal to Al Sadr.

Another massive problem - what if 30,000 Iraqis storm the Green Zone?
What can our military do - nuke themselves?

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How stupid are Americans?

You won't be able to turn this off.


"Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself
  on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!"  He also made it clear he was
  setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of 'our country's destiny.'"
     -- Georgie Anne Geyer, (R-Sex with Castro) Link

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Subject: Wesley Clark

remains my absolute first choice for president.

Check this guy's resume. Where do I send money?
Ramstein AFB

JW, that would be:
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

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Passing the Buck on Iraq

The White House has decided in recent days to advance the whispered neocon strategy of 
casting Iraq as Korea. The idea is to convince Americans already weary of the quagmire that 
Iraq should be viewed as a long-war; a multi-generational conflict. The vain hope is that they can 
hold back the total collapse of their faltering junta just long enough to allow Bush and thugs to slip 
around the carnage and chaos, and effectively commit future administration and generations to either 
cleaning up his mess or be branded with abandoning it.

He'll get away with this if:
The military families remain silent and obedient to Bush.
The press backs him up like they always do.
The Democrats continue to cave like they always do.

Isn't there any way we can get rid of Harry Reid?

And remember when Henny Stoyer, or whatever that guy's name is, 
took that important House position from Jack Murtha back in January?

Have you hears Stoyers name once since then?
Murtha's still speaking out - where the hell is Stoyer?
Like Kerry, Stoyer fought hard for the damn job - then went to sleep.

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Subject: Intelligent life

This is my contribution to "What I think about evolution":

What does it mean to be an American? Are we not citizens of this country
first long before we have joined any religion or develop any belief system?
This country was founded on laws governing behavior and actions. 

We are free to believe whatever we wish, but we may not act however we wish.
Abortion, sexual orientation lifestyles, and belief in creationism, or whether or not 
to wear a headscarf are all freedoms we have to choose from, or not. 
I cannot for the life of me understand why this concept has not prevailed.

I have always believed to be an American is to respect and honor diversity,
not to allow the powers that be to divide and conquer us!

Thanks for providing this great forum, it is usually a breath of fresh air!
A shot of Patron (all I have) to you.
Best wishes to you and yours.

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"I'm actually worried about Paris Hilton in a very opposite way. What if she becomes the bad 
girl in prison? What if she goes on a crazy stabbing rampage or she's the one that the other 
prisoners are afraid of in the shower. It is a hard time because Paris and I are such close friends. 
I'm still trying to organize an intervention. I said, "Paris, I'm looking out for you in the way 
that Bill O'Reilly is looking out for all of our best interests." 
  -- Kathy Griffin, whose new season starts tomorrow night on Bravo,  Link

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"Democrats such as Ms. Pelosi are not for terrorism and mass murder. 
  But they do have a soft spot for terrorists and mass murderers.
    -- Jack Kelly, Bush's ass licker in PittburgH    Link

 How about an old fashioned "fuck you" for this lying whore?

 To give you an idea how crazy this handjob is Click  Here
 to read his explanation of how great Bush handled Katrina.
 He published his phone number, I suppose he wants to hear from us.

 I wonder if this guy agrees with Jack Kelly?

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"Did you know that Fred Thompson knocked up his high school girlfriend 
  and then married her only to leave her for a woman 25 years younger than he is? 
  Thank God health care companies cover Cialis!" 
     -- Cliff Schecter,    Link

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Subject: The REAL reason we're not intervening in the Darfur massacre

Have you ever heard of Gum Arabic?

It's the sap of the Acacia tree. It is a thick liquid with no color, odor or flavor. 
Some of its uses include food production (it's found in soft drinks and flavorings) and publishing.

Publishing is the most important use of gum arabic. Most of the printing presses on the market are
"offset" presses. They put ink on paper by moistening the printing plate, which is flat, with "fountain solution,"
then rolling ink over it. The image areas on the plate reject water; the non-image areas will be dampened 
with the fountain solution. The ink used contains oil, which won't stick to a dampened area.

This fountain solution must contain gum arabic. There is no substitute for it--they've tried to make a 
synthetic gum, and failed every attempt. The gum holds the water to the non-image areas on the plate; 
without gum you'd just get a big black blob where you wanted white paper with black art on it.

Ninety-five percent of all the gum in the world comes from the Sudan, and most of the gum in the 
Sudan comes from Darfur. And they'll cut you off if you aren't nice to them.

Oil is a nice export for Sudan, but it's not a critical part of the world trade. 
Gum is, and Sudan provides almost all of it.

'Course, if Bush were to invade the Sudan 
the first thing he'd do is have all the acacia trees cut down.

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"The United States government (the lying whore means George W Bush) is on the verge
of approving a mass amnesty to millions of illegal aliens -- a plan pushed aggressively by 
meddling Mexican officials who reap billions of dollars in remittances (illegal aliens' earnings 
sent back to Mexico) without having to lift a finger to clean up their own country." 
    -- Michelle Malkin, on Bush's Immigration bill,  Link

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Subject: You made me vote for the Moron


Truth is, Dubya is the moron I voted for 2 times because you people couldn't 
come up with a better candidate than the global warming Gustapo security chief
and Kerry the flip-flopper.

I straighten this guy out real good.

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Bush's Global Warming Foot-Dragging
 by Robert Parry

George W. Bush snared front-page attention for his supposed shift on global warming, but his tepid 
"aspirational goals" - and comments from his NASA chief that a hotter planet might actually be 
beneficial - continue to reflect Bush's long-held doubts about the urgency of the problem.

Since running for the presidency in 2000, Bush has justified his foot-dragging on the issue, in part, 
through reliance on coal-industry-financed research embracing the same notion expressed by Bush's 
NASA administrator Michael Griffin, that global warming may turn out to be a good thing.

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Subject: BCR Show 118

So far, only one person has written to say they heard that it.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,475....3495 American dead

Drunk moron at the wheel

They got 20 more over the weekend.

How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.

 $100M a day,
$200M a day,
$300M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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Paris Hilton has Sac

She showed up at the MTV Movie Awards last night,
a day before America's greatest wish was about to come true,
knowing that America was foaming to see her get taken down a few pegs,
knowing Sarah Silverman would be hosting,
knowing she'd be a major topic of ridicule.

Right on cue, Silverman said, "Paris Hilton is going to jail," 
and suddenly, it was bigger than New Year's Eve in Times Square.

Then she said, "The cops will treat her mostly like the other inmates, but the bars 
are shaped likes penises (which makes no sense) so I hope she doesn't break her teeth,"
and it was back to New Year's Eve with mardi Gras on top of it..

She knew that was coming and she showed up anyway.

Attention whore, you say?
It took a lot of sac to show up to a horror show like that.

Which reminds me - a few years ago - think of the sac it took just to leave her house
and face dozens if not hundreds of camera-carrying jackals in the weeks and months after
that betrayal tape surfaced and quickly became the hottest thing in the history of the internet.

Trust me - in the sickest way you can imagine - being betrayed is what made the tape so hot,
which is why I can't understand how the betrayed woman caught all the hell for the sex tape.

Since then, she's held her head high and refused to let the bastards win. 
Is that why we're supposed to hate her?
Because she's a fighter who refused to crumble and implode when she 
went thru more humiliation than - I guess - any woman in history?

Thanks to her being victimized by a vengeful bastard ex-boyfriend, 
Monica Lewsinsky is no longer the cheapest laugh a lazy or no-talent comedian can get.

Sarah Silverman, who I like, could use some lessons on femininity from Paris.
Sarah Silverman stands like a pro-linebacker waiting for a bus.
I don't understand these things, but professional models like Paris understand 
that a woman stands with one foot forward, or one shoulder higher, or whatever
- I don't know the rules, but it's the difference between feminine and linebackers.

...and if only the Democrats had half the sac that Paris Hilton has,
we'd have no more soldiers being pushed into the giant meat-grinder in Iraq.
If the Democrats hear a rumor somebody might say something bad about them,
they crawl under a table and tremble until they wet themselves with fear.

...and America's greatest wish came true a day early.

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A-Rod taunted by Red Sox Fans
 He's married - but dating a blonde stripper


Hundreds of Red Sox fans donned yellow-haired masks last night, taunting
Yankees star Alex Rodriguez about his liaison with a buxom blond stripper.

The public ridicule came hours after the Yankees $252 million man made nice
with his wife, Cynthia - spending $6,000 on diamond necklaces for her.
(Kobe spent $4M on jewelry after he got caught!)

Rodriguez gets caught flying his hooker to meet him for away games,
and his punishment is having to buy his wife a $6,000 "I'm sorry" necklace?

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Mischa Barton Survives
 ...the party in Nicole Ritchie's back yard


See more of  Mischa  at BC Hotties

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