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Friday,  June 29, 2007  Vol 2004 - Sad Sack

Quote of the Day

"The people that work on bias and prejudice 
   in this country are the people on the left. 
   They're the ones that form opinions of people 
   based on their skin color..."
    -- Rush, explaining why there are no nationally
        elected blacks in the Republican Party   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
CIA's 'Family Jewels'
Handjob News 
Wrestler Wikipedia Mystery 
Rudy Can Fail
Everybody hates Hillary
'Sicko' is misleading? 
Time on his hands
Are corporations evil?
Lindsay Lohan coked up



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"I wasn't ready to make that commitment.
  The vow of celibacy was something I wasn't sure I could keep .
     -- the thrice-married cross-dresser Rudy, on why he's not a priest, Link

I heard on NPR yesterday that Rudy has stopped taking Holy Communion.
Smart move, before a bishop scolds him in public.

Wait, a bishop would never scold a Republican, so why did Rudy do it?

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CIA's 'Family Jewels'
  by Robert Parry

Washington's current conventional wisdom is that the "bad ol' days" of the 1950s and 1960s
couldn't recur because a formal system of congressional oversight was put in place after press
reports first disclosed CIA abuses in the mid-1970s.

Today's reality, however, is far less reassuring. The start of routine congressional oversight in 1977
only caused intelligence hardliners and their political allies to shift operations off-books while
simultaneously building a right-wing media infrastructure to harass journalists, investigators and
whistleblowers who still exposed wrongdoing.

The combination of these two factors - the semi-privatizing of covert operations and the emergence
of right-wing media defenders - has made it harder, not easier, to uncover and expose intelligence crimes.

I saw a quote that said, "Those days are gone for good."
Does that mean they're not doing everything they can to find Osama?

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If Paris Hilton had to go to jail, Libby has to go to jail.
If Tommy Chong had to go to jail, Libby has to go to jail.
If Martha Stewart had to go to jail, Libby has to go to jail.

Libby has to go to jail.


"Amb. Ryan Crocker and Gen. David Petraeus are in the midst of a multi-faceted program
that will not proceed in a linear way and will not generate clear and consistent metrics in all of its phases.
   -- Fred Kagan (R-Monkey) offering a 'clear-as-mud' assessment of where we stand in Iraq,   Link

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Handjob News
 Explosives-packed car defused in London


Police in London's bustling nightclub and theater district on Friday defused a bomb that could have killed
hundreds after an ambulance crew spotted smoke coming from a Mercedes filled with a lethal mix of gasoline,
propane and nails, authorities said.

The bomb near Piccadilly Circus was powerful enough to have caused "significant injury or loss of life"
- possibly killing hundreds, British anti-terror police chief Peter Clarke said.

If we were really at war, wouldn't London and New York have 10 or 20 car bombs every day?
Why blow up 20 Iraqis when 20 Londoners would get 100 times more publicity?
Why blow up 20 Iraqis when 20 New Yorkers would put immediate pressure on Bush to pull out?
Why blow up 20 Iraqis when any explosions in America would destroy Bush's bullshit that
"We're fighitng them there so we don't have to fight them here?"

The only thing that makes sense is Bush made a deal with Osama:
"You can remain free as long as you don't attack America again."
What else could explain the lack of violence here?
If you're going to kill yourself, why do it in Tikrit instead of Rockefeller Center?

The events unfolded when an ambulance crew noticed smoke coming from a car.

Oh, really?
The car with a lethal mix of gasoline, propane and nails was smoking?
I find that hard to believe. The car didn't beed to be running to set off the bomb
and I'm thinking the gasoline and propane wouldn't smoke without blowing up.

This just in...

London police claim they found a second car loaded with explosives.

Oh, Really?
I wonder what the terrorists were waiting for?

I say this is a giant handjob.
Maybe the CIA put them there to show London that Blair was right.

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Whore Court Kowtows to Dictator

The decisions of the Supreme Court today are notification to the rest of the country that individual rights, 
and fairness in business, have no place in America. The Supreme Court has shown today that price fixing and 
racial segregation can now be protected by the highest court in the land. Black children will now attend black 
schools and the historic 1954 decision in Brown vs. Board of Education that outlawed segregation in public 
schools, is now sitting on top of the dustbin of history. It was a noble attempt at justice and equality for all, 
but today it is no longer the law of the land and Americans can now look to the past to see what the future holds.

If only Kerry wasn't such a quitter.
The whole world is changing because he refused to fight.

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Subject: BCR Show 120


I'm listening to show 120 and the bit with Bill Richardson is hysterical.
He needed you as a consultant, but it's too late for him.
Stick a fork in him, he's done.

You called it right on his bullsh*t response to Gonzo and giving him
extra rope because he is a fellow Hispanic.  I'm all 'Power to the People'
but if a black politician was f*cking up big time and was stupid enough
to get caught, hasta la vista, baby.

Anyway let me get back to finishing the show.

Is all that rain I'm hearing about in TX and OK affecting you and Mrs. B?
 Dr. Rita

Dr Rita, we're safe, but were also drowning.
Every day they say "80% chance of rain and they mean it."
Personally, I prefer rain and 80 degrees to the usual 105 with 90% humidity.

We did some landscaping and the flowers and shrubs and young trees are drowning
- that will be expensive to replace, but the good news is Mrs Bart and I aren't in a tree
waiting for a helicopter to rescue us from the river at our front porch :)

Oklahoma and Texas are having the most rain ever and
Reno/Tahoe hasn't had rain since Moses wore short pants.

It's almost like the planet is changing or something...

"Global warming is a liberal lie.
 I don't care how many Texans
 get flooded out of their homes!"

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Wrestler Wikipedia Mystery

Investigators had not yet discovered the bodies of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and their son
when someone altered Benoit's Wikipedia entry to mention his wife's death, authorities said.

An anonymous user with the same IP address as the person who made the edits confessed
early Friday, saying the changes were based on rumors and speculation, not hard evidence.

Benoit's page on Wikipedia was updated at 12:01 a.m. Monday, 14 hours before authorities
found the bodies. The reason he missed a match Saturday night was "stemming from the
death of his wife Nancy," it said.

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You gotta see this


It's funny when American press whores pretend they're journalists.

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Subject: I have decided

I have finally made up my mind.

Hillary voted yes for amnesty for the 12 to 20 million illegal aliens,
and against the working men and women of this country.

She has given the people a slap in the face.
Up to now I was leaning quite strongly in her favor,
not now, she just turned me away.

Higgins, what's your answer to the problem?
There are 12M people here now - what are you going to do with them?
Are you seriously suggesting we arrest and deport 12M people?

You know me, never one to be a smart-ass, but Hillary probably studied it
and knows more about the issue than most people - why not trust her judgment?.

*I* suggest we seal the borders, then give everyone who's here amnesty.
What other choice is there?

Voting "No" gives them amnesty, right?
Isn't that the illegal's greatest wish - that we do nothing?

If you have an idea that's better, I'll bet both sides would like to hear it.

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Subject: LOVE at Mirage

Bart, my boyfriend took me for my birthday. It was AMAZING.
All original music - re-mastered. The only Cirque show with no live musicians.
Lucy In The Sky made me weep. Something was one of the sexiest things I've ever seen.

You have to take Mrs. Bart.

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'Sicko' is misleading
   by Tom Harman


At the briefing, Moore discussed his movie by showcasing "tragedies" of our current healthcare system.

Wow - did he really put tragedies in quotes?
That implies there are no medical tragedies, they exist only in Mike's mind.

Moore demonstrated his wholehearted support for universal health care proposals currently pending in the
California Legislature; measures that would strip away personal choice,

No foundation and assumes facts not in evidence.
If you're going to state an opinion as fact, as least give us a link or a footnote to back it up.

while imposing additional taxes upon small businesses

No foundation and assumes facts not in evidence.
Plus, could anything be worse than the system we have now?

to fund a socialized healthcare scheme for all California residents, regardless of citizenship.

Looks like the writer has no case beyond buzzwords that drive the right-wing crazy.
Every American with insurance is involved with "socialized" medicine.

Moore is nothing more than a sensationalist who makes money on twisting half-truths
and producing factually inaccurate "mockumentaries,"

No foundation and assumes facts not in evidence.
If you're going to call the man a liar, should you run a list of lies?

...all at the expense of the victims of isolated tragedies.

I think it's called, "telling their stories."
If Moore doesn't tell their stories, who will?
When was the last time the Huntington Beach Independent ran a story on the disgrace
that the richest country in the world can't provide their citizens basic health insurance?

It is amazing that so many legislators would give support and encouragement to this individual.

Why is it amazing?
You've given no reason why Moore shouldn't get their support.
Heakth care is a real problem for the non-rich.

It seems to me that the Senate informational briefing was nothing more than a soapbox
- provided at state expense - so that Moore could promote his new film.

Moore is a filmmaker. That's how he communicates.
He could be producing dog-bit-my-crotch and turd-eating movies like Ben Stiller,
Will Farrell, American Pie, Scream, Scary Movie, etc, but no, he's not doing that.

He producing documentaries that open people's eyes to injustices around them.
Moore has already done more good in his life than the Huntington Beach Independent
and writer Tom Harman likely will ever do.

Next time you try to destroy a man and his art, bring some reasons with you.
Oh, and before I forget, go Cheney yourself.

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Why advertise on

A seven-day add costs $120. (Two day ads are $65)
For each penny you spend, seven people will see your banner/link.
(Verified by independent sources)

In 2001, when I advertised at, I paid 11 cents per person.
and I got a rotating banner that sometimes was there, sometimes it wasn't.
I hated that - after spening all that money, I had to sit there and click, click, click to see my ad.
No wonder they get a lot of hits over there.

So advertising at is 77 times more cost-effective than at Salon.
Plus, Salon won't talk to you for less than $2000.

At, they won't talk to you for less than $5000.
At Fark, the minimum is $15,000.

When I was just starting out, I had to pay salon their lousy $2000.
because there was no other choice.  Today, you have a choice.

If you spend the money and get more hits, someday you could sell ads.
But first you gotta get people to click on your site and we can help.

Why blog for family and friends when you could blog for dozens?
Why pay $2000 when you could pay $120 to see if it works?


Subject: they lied to us

Fellow suicide bombers, they lied to us.

I blew up a sheriff's station in Mozul because I've never had sex with anyone but my hand
and I wanted to get in on that hot action with the 74 virgins and deflower everyone one of them.
(By the way, what were we supposed to do on the 75th day, when the women are worthless?)

But that's not what happens.

After I blew up that sheriff's station, I suddenly found myself burning all over.
Yes, I'm in hell and the flames are hotter than Hayden Panettierre in that cheerleader outfit.

Even worse, I'm getting ass-raped hourly by a giant pig with a Star of David branded on his ass.
This isn't what I agreed to - and it stinks like Yao Ming's old sneakers down here.
I'm sending this so you can warn the others.  Suicide for Allah is a raw deal.

Death to America,
 Ali Al-Khalid Soreass

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Too much time on his hands

This is a website dedicated to exposing prostitution, human trafficking and child porn.
But why equate prosititution with human trafficking and child porn?

This is a trick all the "No fun" crowd uses.
They link sex for pay with human trafficking and they link pot with heroin.

They get your attention with a story about child sex slaves and pretty soon
they have you signing a petition to outlaw Playboy, Maxim and FHM Magazine.

Conservatives always talk about "less government," but they're the first one to
urge the government to get into your bedroom and your uterus.

Why don't the "less government" people ever mean what they say?

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Subject: Issue # 2000!!


Congrats on 2000 issues! and getting better every day!


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Everybody hates Hillary

Fifty two percent say they wouldn't consider voting for Hillary, according to a new poll
made available to McClatchy Newspapers and NBC News.

Clinton has long been considered a politically polarizing figure who'd be a tough sell to some voters,
especially many men, but also Clinton-haters of both genders.

"Hillary's carrying a lot of baggage," he said.
"She's the only one that has a majority who say they can't vote for her."

Gee, I hope Kos sees this - he'll be on a cloud all weekend.

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Subject: Paris vs Ann Coulter

Please explain how Ann "Queen of the Harpies" Coulter is liked by anybody.
I simply do not understand!!!!  Am I the imbecile here?
 greg slc, ut

Greg, no, you just have good taste.
Not sure why, but Republicans love her like chocolate.

I heard her on Mike Reagan's Nazi talk show yesterday,
laughing at the thought of Nancy Pelosi claiming she was Catholic.

For some reason, they think a woman's right to choose is "murder"
but killing 3600 American soldiers and 600,000 Iraqis is "simply God's will."

It's hard to reason with those people.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...

Some don't.
x 3571  3577

I'm REAL tired of this war.
They  got 6 since yesterday.

Who's the idiot who 
got us into this mess?


How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.

 $100M a day,
$200M a day,
$300M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

Are Corporations Evil?


So why do corporations and the rich get such a bad rap? Why are they so hated in many circles?
Perhaps because they adhere to jungle rules in which only the strong survive. If FedEx was not 
diligent in making its deals (half off for large customers, for example) it would be chewed up and 
digested by UPS, and Big Brown would feel the same sympathy as a snake stuffing a rat.

In this same regard, corporations' high priced attorneys and lobbyists are continually bending the  laws 
to their advantage. Our tax code is now more than three feet thick and thousands of pages are added each year.

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Subject: camoflage

Bart, you wrote:

> Take all of Hillary's negatives, real and imagined and put them in a pile.
> Next to that, put a Republican who says, "I love this war."
> Now tell me who's going to win in 2008.

The GOP will adopt an anti-war position before the next election.

Is that your wallet in your hand?
Are we making a bet here?

Hillary can win because her negatives won't go higher and will improve after the primaries.
Far left Dems will hold their noses and vote for her, she's positioned to pick up a lot of
Indies and "Reagan Republican" types and maybe has a 50-50 chance.

Damn, that's the first time you're written anything that made sense.

Hillary has the women vote, she has the black vote, and yesterday USA Whore Today
said Latinos are breaking 3-to-1 for Democrats, with Hillary getting 59% of that.

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Subject: Letter to Pickles


So many Americans who had felt pride in our country now feel anguish
and shame, for the current regime of blood, wounds and fire. I thought of
the clean linens at your table, the shining knives and the flames of the candles,
and I could not stomach it.

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Subject: cheap shot on Obama

Bart, I read your page yesterday and almost puked. You published:

> "The only person who is probably prepared to be President on day one
>   is Bill, not Hillary.  I think we're all very qualified for the job."
>     -- Barack Obama, who seems to be saying her 8 years in the White House
>        and 8 in the senate are equal to his 4 years in the senate,

I don't see how being First Lady for 8 years qualifies somebody to be president.

I agree - Pickles would make a terrible president, but Hillary ain't Pickles.

So we have two senators, one with 8 years of experience, and one with 4.
Doesn't seem to be a clear winner here. Why make this an issue?

Why make experience an issue?
With two years on the national stage, I think Obama makes that an issue.
I think he might make a great president in 2016.

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Rudy Can Fail
 by Joe Conason


Rudolph Giuliani probably possesses many fine attributes, but originality isn't one of them. Stung by the 
revelation that James Baker III had essentially booted him off the Iraq Study Group because the New York 
mayor was too busy giving lucrative speeches to bother attending the group's sessions, he deployed a 
familiar Republican diversion. He blamed Bill Clinton for 9/11...

It is Giuliani, not Clinton, who has the most to fear from an honest examination of what happened in 1993 
and its aftermath. His presidential candidacy will implode on the day that Americans finally grasp the full 
truth about his performance as mayor.

I didn't know Joe was a Clash fan!

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LiLo coked up in lastest car crash
 She might do some real time

Lindsay Lohan was "nearly twice the limit" and had cocaine in her system
when she smashed her Mercedes in Beverly Hills on Memorial Day weekend.

Who does she think she is - flaunting the law this way?

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