Excerpt: As the clock ticks down on deadlines for key Democratic primaries,
supporters of Al Gore are imploring
him to enter the presidential race. These rank-and-file
Democrats believe Gore has a mix of foresight,
experience and gravitas lacking in the other
Democratic hopefuls. Gore also has a unique claim on the
fairmindedness of the American people, having
won the popular vote in Election 2000 only to have
his victory stolen by George W. Bush.
Does Gore have a yearning to be branded as "Cheney's clone?"
What if he agrees with Hillary, Obama, Edwards and Richardson?
Wouldn't that turn Gore the Hero into Gore the sell-out bastard?
Why would Gore risk becoming a sell-out bastard?
Having escaped once, why get back in this mess?
You know I'm a big supporter (well you know big
in the heart,
and some nickels here...some day when I make
the big bucks...)
But this thing you do - making up quotes.
I find it annoying that if I want to know what
was actually said,
I've got to click on the link and then search
for it. I know better then to
trust a quote you put up (even though this one
I get it, I get when you're being funny but on
occasion it's 'iffy' and I then need to be sure
before I sound like a schmuck if I passed it
around and it was wrong.
OK? You don't want your readers looking like schmucks
do you? We don't need the help (smile)
so have your fun please but make it crystal clear
you doctored the quote. Otay?
E, great e-mail!
But, if I labeled the quotes as fake, you wouldn't have to think.
Everything you read needs to go thru your common-sense filter
So let's re-visit yesterday's page and see if we can tell the truth
from the lies.
Torture them all They'll do anything to help Bush have fun
We'd like to think that story was false, but it's true. There was a time, pre-Bush, when if you read, "Supreme Court OKs Torture,"
you'd figure it was from The Onion or some other spoof site
- but not anymore.
Did you think that headline was real or fake?
"Fuck off! Just do your Goddamn job and
keep your mouth shut." -- Hillary to her State Trooper
bodyguards after one of them said, "Good
Everybody knows that didn't happen yet the Quote
is true, so how do I label that?
"...to be lumped in with the Founding Fathers?"
Rush doesn't count because the siphilitic fever
makes him an unfair target.
Well, you know that's true by leaps and bounds.
I mean, why stage a war if you can't get richer
What would be the point?
"The politics is coming around the corner here
in 2008. I'm thinking of a song like, 'The politics'll be comin' 'round the
mountain when it comes ...heh heh...'"
-- Bush, with his 9-year old personality firmly in control, Link
The Bush quotes are so crazy, they'd be less funny if I changed
"Cheney is a militant who avoided any service
of his own in the military and he (thinks) that the United States has a right to inject its
power through military means in other parts of the world. You know he's been a disaster for our country.
I think he's been overly persuasive on Bush and quite often he's prevailed." -- Jimmy Carter, calling Dick Cheney
"Jimmy Carter is single-handedly responsible
for the nation of Iran."
-- Rush, blaming Carter for The Shah, who came to power in WWII
" It's just such a delight to say this: 'Hillary
is not pulling out of Michigan.' There, I did it!"
-- Rush, proving small victories count when you're fighting that siphilitic
"I should win the Nobel Peace Prize! I've done
more for liberty and individual freedom than anybody in this year's roster
of candidates! What is it with the cleaning crew? They always put the trash can over
there where you can't throw anything in it."
-- Rush, having trouble focusing on "his greatness" because of the trash
"Pelosi has had the most disastrous ten months
for a speaker of the House in history..."
Butt Pigboy, Newt
had to resign because he was sexing
his secretary during impeachment.
had to resign because he had a dominatrix spaking him.
Sweaty Wrestler Denny
Hastert had to resign because he OK'd Foley sexing teenage
...yet Pelosi is still there and you say she's been the worst
Pigboy, it's a good think your listeners have no brains.
Excerpt: As he threatened Democrats to adopt immunity
for the telecommunications giants, Bush--for the 1,768th time
--dug up the corpses of the dead men and women
who died on September 11, and used their horrifying
confrontation with death to advance his political
"Will [Congress]...limit our ability to collect
this intelligence and keep us safe, staying a step ahead of the
terrorists who want to attack us?" Bush
asked, as if there weren't grave warnings from George Tenet
about the impending 9/11 attacks that Bush and
senior FBI officials suppressed and ignored.
Hey Bart, you imperial liberal scapegoater, blaming
Israel and their lobby or Dems for caving in
on tightening up security. And when I mean
security I mean your energy demands so that you can
heat your home this winter. You are so
irresponsible you know that?
You cave in too, with your selective hearing from
the energy consumption crisis we now are in.
I just got back from documenting this meeting
of the Organic Farming Certification Founders of Oregon Tilth
and they are desperately trying to give people
the direction so they can prepare for the shift back to the primitive,
using old methods below that are gone from our
natural patterns of living on this earth.
May this diagram awaken your readers from the
alliterative colloquialism) they live
I am so sick of this civilization.
I do not want to retrofit your (colorful
Eco-nesting is the solution to your own individual
safety. There will be a mass die-off whether we like it or not.
I have a hard time filtering in the awareness
from the ecologists and scientists who know whats going on.
It's time for critical thinking!
colloquialism) kind of a speech do I have
to deliver to give ole Bart and his
deflecting festering citizens the kick in the
ass attitude adjustments they so need?
Russell, I enjoyed your e-mail and your graph.
One suggestion: You're going to need more passion to succeed.
Excerpt: Hillary's critics like to argue that her high
polling negatives mean she's unelectable, but they're wrong.
Hillary may endanger the party's chances in 2008,
but "negatives" aren't why. Pollsters say,
Clinton is "one of a group of starkly polarizing
figures" and Joe Biden's using those negatives as an
argument against her candidacy, that's not her
...but it is AN obstacle, one that she'll have
to hurdle to win.
Why do democrats kick victory in the teeth and
It's all in the numbers. Being a "polarizing figure,"
even a "stark" one, won't necessarily prevent Hillary
from becoming president. Instead, the gravest
threat to Sen. Clinton's chances lies within her own party,
and it's not disapproval -- it's lack of enthusiasm."
Lack of enthusiasm?
That's not what my mailbox says.
The Hillary-haters are as energized as any political group in America.
Excerpt: You simply cannot find examples in recent years of Republican presidential
candidates' physical ticks
or trivial personal foibles that the press has
pounced on and announced to be wildly important and
deeply revealing. That's just not a distraction
Republican candidates have to deal with. The media
phenomenon only applies to Democrats and the
phenomenon only exists because journalists manufacture it.
Meaning, there's zero proof that voters actually
care about Sighs or Haircuts or Cackles, stories that consume
so much of the press corps' time, energy, and
interest. For instance, throughout the extensive Cackle coverage,
I don't remember reading or hearing a single
quote from an actual voter who expressed interest, let alone
concern, about Clinton's laugh."
"The free market is one of our greatest assets.
And Hillary once said that the unfettered free market is the most destructive force in modern
America. Just get an idea of where the philosophy comes from..." -- Rudy, on why it's OK to
charge $100 for a bag of ice or $50 per battery after a hurricane,
Excerpt: Vickie Kilgore, executive editor of The Olympian
in the city of Olympia, Wash., put it bluntly
this morning in a column: "Today's front page
is a dramatic departure for The Olympian."
It shows photos of 48 local soldiers who have
died (so far) in Iraq. The banner head reads:
IN MEMORIAM. Inside, the paper carries profiles
of each of the dead.
John Winn Miller, president and publisher, tells
E&P: "Although some will criticize us for
editorializing about the Iraq war deaths, we
consider this an intensely local story..."
This war would be over of more big media outlets showed the dead.
When we read, "Another ten died in Iraq today," we think, "That's a
but ten families were just destroyed, with hundreds having "collateral
Putting their faces of the front page makes them human.
If only the president and his Globe Humper were just as human.
Excerpt: John Conyers Jr. released an interview with GOP
lawyer Dana Jill Simpson implicating Karl Rove
in the prosecution and conviction of former Alabama
Gov. Don Siegelman (D) on corruption charges.
Simpson recalled how Rob Riley, current Gov. Bob
Riley's (R) son, told her about Rove's role in a plan
to prosecute Siegelman if he did not back down
from contesting the 2001 gubernatorial election results
that handed the office to Riley.
According to the transcript, Simpson described
a 2005 conversation with Rob Riley, who told her that Rove
had contacted the Integrity Section of the Department
of Justice (ha ha)
to press for further prosecution of Siegelman.
She said Riley told her the case would be assigned
to a judge who "hated" Siegelman and would "hang Don Siegelman."
It's going to be a Hillary landslide no matter
what the repugs do.
Shhh, Democrats don't want to hear that kind of
There is so much resentment and unhappiness out
there against this administration and what it represents.
I think we are seeing only the tip of the outrage
iceberg here. Hillary may win in an unprecedented landslide.
I recall when Dubya and his ilk were in their
glory a few years back. Everything was going their way.
Hannity and his bozos were predicting the end
of the Democratic Party. My how things have changed.
If Hillary wins as big as I think she will...the
repugs may become extinct.
We might see the biggest coattails ever in 2008, but will the
Democrats accept victory?
No matter who ends up being the Dem candidate,
and especially if it's Hillary, the Mighty Wurlitzer
will be cranking 24/7 to convince the faithful
of the nation's inevitable slide into the maw of hell should Dems win.
But I don't think the religious right will buy
it. I think they'll look at Rudy (servant of Satan) or Mitt (servant
whoever the Mormons serve... it's the mystery
here that will gnaw at them) versus Hillary, and simply opt out of
this voting cycle for lack of a choice they can
make with a clear conscience.
I predict the fundamentalists will stay away
from this one in droves.
Subject: Bush's War a Huge Tax
Increase for Generations
It's the stupid war stupid.
I'm going to vote for any candidate who will
promise to end this stupid war immediately.
You want lower taxes? You had better vote for
an anti-war candidate before our treasury runs dry.
Someone will eventually have to pay for Bush's
war without end my friends. Taxes are the only way.
You can pay for it now or you can pay later,
but you will pay and pay and pay.
Jim in Rochester, MI
"Our country has abandoned the basic principle
of human rights. We've said that the Geneva Convention does not apply to those people in Abu Ghraib
prison and Guantanamo, and we've said we can torture prisoners and deprive them of an accusation
of a crime to which they are accused." --
Jimmy Carter, asked if Bush commits torture,Link
"Our position is clear. We don't torture. It's
just sad to hear a former president speak like that."
-- A senior White House whore responding to Carter, Link
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