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 Wednesday   August 28,  2008 Vol 2198 - Oh, Denver!

Quote of the Day

"No way, how, McCain.
  Barack Obama is my candidate, 
  and he must be our president.""
       -- Hillary, "hogging the spolight" in Denver 

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"In four months, we'll have a president who actually believes in science..."
      -- VA Gov Mark Warner, last night

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Reality in Politics


The Cheney/PNAC cabal stole the elections from Bush, Baker, George Schultz and associates,
not from the Democrats. They are the ones who assembled the Bush administration and rigged the 
2000 election to place them in power as a proxy presidential administration. The problem was that 
the Neocons did what they wanted to do, not what their sponsors wanted them to do.

The media have controlled elections in the past by presenting and withholding selected information 
from the public in order to influence their voting. By doing so, they pretty much guarantee the outcome 
of an election. Do you think that if the media did their job and actually informed the public accurately 
about Bush and his qualifications he would have stood a chance of becoming a US President? 

But that's only partly true.

Democrats get on TV shows like Meet the Whore but they refuse to list the facts..
They write letters that get printed in the Whore Times or the Whore Post, but they refuse 
to list the facts - that's what's killing us, not the media who, by the way, are whores.

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"I will always remember the single mom who had adopted two kids with autism,
didn't have health insurance and discovered she had cancer. But she greeted me
with her bald head painted with my name on it and asked me to fight for health care.

I will always remember the young man in a Marine Corps t-shirt who waited months
for medical care and said to me: "Take care of my buddies; a lot of them are still
over there....and then will you please help take care of me?"

I will always remember the boy who told me his mom worked for the minimum wage
and that her employer had cut her hours. He said he just didn't know what his family
was going to do.

Were you in this campaign just for me? Or were you in it for that young Marine?
Were you in it for that mom struggling with cancer while raising her kids?
Were you in it for that boy and his mom surviving on the minimum wage?
    -- Hillary, explaining why you have to vote for Obama,     Link

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But after this...

we now have this...

Hillary: Party & country first
 People act surprised that she did the right thing


About half way through her 30 minute speech at the convention tonight,  Hillary looked out
over the sea of supporters in the arena - nearly but not quite half the delegates there - and said,
"Were you in this campaign just for me?"

That was the exact moment that any worries I had that she would hold back, perhaps vacillate
just enough to leave doubts in the minds of her supporters about going with Obama, that was
the exact moment those concerns vanished.

That was the moment she told her supporters that what it was about, what it had always
been about, was far more important than her.

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Have you ever seen a TV pundit worship a candidate
the way Keith Olbermann worships Obama?

Typical can't-learn Democrats


The McCain campaign sought to use Clinton to wound Obama. This time is was a TV ad that
made use of a memorable ad she ran in the primaries.  It shows a 3 a.m. call into the White House
portending a crisis. In the McCain ad Clinton is shown saying: "I know McCain has a lifetime of
experience that he will bring to the White House. And, Sen. Obama has a speech he gave in 2002."

A narrator adds: "Hillary's right. John McCain for president."

And if the Democrats had any brains (Why do I bother?) they'd run those 2000 Bush ads
that call McCain everything but a white man and let THEM suffer thru some post-primary shit.

If you remember, Bush stood on a stage in 2000 with some dude who said,
"McCain betrayed his fellow POWs, and he is mentally unbalanced."

So do the Democrats fight fire with fire?
Of course not - that wouldn't be polite and besides, it might work - can't have that.

It would certainly work because the GOP plays dirty - even against each other.
It would also work because each time they pull a knife, we could pull a gun.

You do that to a man a few times and pretty soon, his knife stays firmly in his belt,
but Democrats have severe learning disabilities so they can't grasp the concept.

Our side wants to "be above" winning that way, and it telegraphs to the undecided voters
that Democrats are weak because they refuse to fight back  ...and here comes Al Qaeda.

How did I get in this party of surrender monkeys?

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"I'd like to see the Clintons in the trenches. They did a lot of damage against Obama, 
  so they're going to have to do a lot more than the ordinary for him -- not just for him 
  but for the public to believe them."  
       -- Al Sharpton, giving advice to people who he's not qualified to suck their nuts,    Link

"It's not up to the Clinton's to win support for Barack Obama. It's up to Obama to win over 
  the Clinton supporters. If you want the Clintons supporter's votes stop critisizing their candidate. 
  Sharpton sounds like all the Republicans who have spent the last decade blaming their mistakes 
  on the Clinton's. How did any couple become so powerful that they could ruin the country and 
  decide a Presidential race when they aren't even in power?"  
   -- 1hipchik,   Link

 Al Sharpton is dead to me.

 For years, when people called him an asshole ambulance chaser and spotlight hog,
 I stood up for him but now he's dead to me.

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"If 1/8th of the attention given excoriating the Clintons was given to blasting McCain,
who knows where we'd be right now? But those running Obama's Campaign -- including 
The One himself -- come from Chicago Politics where Dems destroy other Dems and then 
cruise onto the Inauguration stand without blinking an eye.  It seems that Obama's war still 
seems to be with the Clintons even as she urges people to give him his vote. Perhaps someone 
will tell them this isn't Chicago and McCain is currently kicking Obama's butt with one hand 
tied behind his back?" 
      -- ccpup,    Link

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 Subject: Here's a pro-Obama link

I've been concerned that the old Bartcop is gone.   I know it was a difficult primary,
but you seem to be saying more negative things about Obama than McCain.

Put another way - McCain should be 20 points down and I'm pointing out that fact.
Do you want me to say "Go Dems, we're proud of you" each time the Republicans score?

We're the Yankees and we're getting smacked around by ...the Rhode Island Woodcocks.
I don't like losing to the Rhode Island Woodcocks, so I'm screaming at our players,
"Wake up - time is running out and we can't afford to lose this game."

I'm sending along this link where I think Obama takes on McCain.
I don't see anything flowery here

Let's throw these bums out this year, or America is in BIG trouble.
 Joe in Texas

Maybe Obama got tired of watching his numbers drop like Bush's Dow
and he's tired of people asking, "Dude, when you gonna join the fight?"

I would LIKE to report,
"Obama with a left jab ...and an uppercut...
  He drops McCain to the canvas with a big thud!!!"

...but I can't say that if our guy doesn't throw any punches.

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Obama's Hurdles


My wife had stopped by to see them earlier in the day. Suddenly, Conchita said 
something like "your wife said she was for Barack Obama. She was kidding, right?" 

No, I said. It's true. I have never seen my wife so excited about any candidate, ever. 

"But how can she be for him? He's a radical Muslim," Conchita said.

I was astounded. "That's not true at all. He is a Christian. He's never been a Muslim. 
What in world gave you that idea?"

Well, she told me, her husband saw it on the Internet, and he was convinced it was true. 
These are not skinheads, trailer-park trash or refugees from the pellagra belt. They are classy 
young adults anyone would love having as neighbors, and they thoroughly believed that garbage.

If they are typical, this nation is in big trouble.

As someone who rejects all religious insanity, I have no idea how you convince
people that you're not a radical Muslim - but I have to ask a question:

Didn't Obama bring this on himself by chosing to go by "Barack?"
They say he was "Barry" most of his life, but then later chose to be "Barack."

Why would a man planning a run for the White House handicap himself that way?
So he could say, "I'm the skinny kid with the funny name" 2500 times?

Don't write and tell me how things ought to be. 
Let's talk about the way things are.

If "normal" people believe he's a radical Muslim, then it's a problem. 

And writing, "Bart, you just hate Obama" does nothing to solve this problem.

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Subject: I gotta admit - Hillary was great


Hillary hit it out of the freakin' PARK, my man.
A great speech Tuesday night. Fantastic job.

BTW, I've heard CNN is doing everything possible to stir the shit and screw us over.
They even let Giuliani lie about Obama's tax proposal right to the face of one of their people,
and they said NOTHING. They also highlight all the dead enders to make it look like the
Democrats look divided. And their coverage of the GOP next week will be one long act
of fellatio on the POW who cannot be criticized for anything, apparently.

I hate these Corporate Media Assholes!
How can we win when these pricks are working to destroy us 24/7?
And will Leno have Obama on next week, since he had McSame on Monday night?

Keep hammering!
 Joe M

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Financial crisis ignored

The U.S. is facing the worst financial crisis since the Depression. 
You'd never know that from listening to Barack Obama or John McCain

While both candidates have bemoaned the ravages of the subprime crisis, they have yet 
to spell out steps for tackling it, such as using taxpayer money to shore up banks and housing. 

"They fail to come to grips with the biggest danger that is going to hit the next president: 
the crisis in the capital markets,'' said David Smick, a consultant to hedge funds.

If I was running things, I'd have every speaker mention that Bush's tax cuts caused this.
When Clinton gave us the best economic boom in history, the Republicans said,
"Clinton did nothing - the people worked hard for their success."

If that's true, why do people refuse to work hard under the Bush bastards?

It's so easy to win - all you have to do is list the facts.
If our braindead Democrats would read  they'd win this election.

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What is McCain's relationship with the
American Cornhole Association?


"Is it possible Hillary hasn't read or heard about what happened to New Orleans? 
  Or was it just not on her poll-tested list of bases to touch on her home-run trot following a triple?
     -- Harry Shearer, who I used to like,    Link

 Hey Harry - Fuck you.
 I'll bet Obama doesn't mention New Orleans in his speech on Thursday.
 If he fails to do that, will that be because "it's just not on his poll-tested list of bases to touch?"
 No, because everything Obama does is Godly and everything the Clintons do is poison.

 Harry Shearer is a lying SOB who can't be honest.  Some assholes will walk barefoot 
 over broken glass just to tell a lie about the Clintons.  How can we ever get past this 
 ugly and destructive war if people keep searching for broken glass to walk on?

 Fuck Harry Shearer and fuck anyone who's prolonging this civil war.

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 Subject: McCain - "Fighter Pilot"

I keep hearing these Right Wing pundits claiming McCain was a "Fighter Pilot".

He was a Bomber Pilot,......and to this very day he sits in his aloof position
and dumps his load on the little people below and doesn't give a second thought
as to the how it effects them as he cruises to one of his many homes...

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McCain's Drill Appeal


'Mr. Obama, I'm stunned. You've allowed John McCain to use the energy issue to steal your momentum
and erase your lead in the polls. McCain told America that we needed to explore all our options to solve 
the energy crisis, including drilling offshore. He said that you disagreed. He summed up his argument in a 
powerful little phrase: "Drill here and drill now." Brilliant!

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 Where is Al Gore?

Was he not invited 
did he refuse the invitation?


"Clintons campaign for Obama = hogging the spotlight
  Clintons don't campaign for Obama = betraying the party
  See how simple it is?"
      -- Landulph     Link

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No president, at least in modern times, has risen so high only to fall so low. Indeed, Bush's 
standings in the polls describe one of the most spectacular flameouts in the history of the 
American presidency - second only to Nixon. And in Congress, the indictment and downfall 
of DeLay and a host of associated scandals have badly damaged the party's image. 
The supremacy of the GOP, once envisioned by party operatives as a "permanent majority," 
may be gone for a very long time to come.

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"Michelle's speech was a home run. Emotional, heartfelt, and very authentic."
    -- Arianna Huffington

 I agree, it was a good speech, but I wonder if 
 Arianna wrote that before or after the speech?

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 Subject: Thank you

I know a little about U.S. history, but I had no idea - until Maureen Dowd and others
enlightened me - that inflated self-regard, cunning and ambition in political figures began
with Bill & Hillary Clinton and will end with their demise.

I, like you, have no idea where this contempt comes from.  Clearly, actual knowledge
about Hillary and her fairly remarkable life story is not a prerequisite for passing judgment on her.

Thanks for providing some balance and perspective.
Not many sites have your courage.
 Kay W

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"I choked up listening to Michelle's speech. Even the Republican 
  talking heads can't find a bad word to say about her."
      -- Mark Kleiman, who can't possibly be as stupid as he seems,   Link

"Michelle's speech was her attempt to trick people into believing 
  she's not a radical, elitist, liberal with a dislike for her own country."
     -- John Hawkins,   WhitesOnlyNews

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 Subject: I hate you

Just declare yourself a Rethuglican already and vote for John McSame.
You know you want to, Bart.

HATEHATEHATEHATE (that's all you've got).
 Paul Hickey

Paul, I think you have failed to make your case.

Did no specific example come to mind?
I have a feeling it was this:

> If I fail to finish a sentence with "Obama is God," you call that "bashing Obama..."

I was right, wasn't I?

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"I'm just thrilled. I mean, it's almost emotional...We've never seen anything like that. 
  As a human being, (Oh, please!) as an African-American, it's unbelievable. And then to 
  have a family situation, given all the tension in Black America over families, and to see 
  that positive image there for everybody to see...Man, that's just awesome."  
    -- Tom Juan Williams, traitor/whore/Black hater on Michelle's speech,     Link

 Tom Juan, you need to go fuck yourself.   Monday night on FOX, I watched you say, 
"Michelle Obama is an angry Black woman!! 
  She's Angela Davis in Armani!!!" 

 ...and 24 hours later you're crying about her greatness?

 There are so many, so it's hard to say, but is Tom Juan the biggest whore on TV?

"I f-ing hate Black people...
 Why, thanks for the raise, Rupert!"

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Subject: Clinton Haters

Please give me your theory as to why so many hard core liberal and dems hate the Clintons so much.
There has to be something they've done to raise the ire of so many national pundits.
Really I'm curious as to what your thoughts are.
 Steve M in Tulsa

The hatred they feel is so intensely personal - how can anyone explain that?

The oddest thing is they hate Hillary more than Bush and Cheney combined
and Hillary didn't kill anybody or steal anything or cause anybody to be kidnapped
and raped and tortured - yet they hate her more than the Republicans.

Let's gamble - I'll bet David Sirota, Bob Parry, Arianna, Andrew Sullivan, Brent Budowsky,
Kos, Randi Rhodes, Donna Brazile, Big Eddie (and hundreds more) ...never said or wrote
anything personally as bad about Bush or Cheney as they did about Hillary.

Hell, Randi Rhodes said Hillary would have her murdered
if Randi told her audience what she knew about her.  How insane is that?

The vulgar Pigboy is still alive, but Randi's life is in danger?
Could Randi Rhodes be more full of her own self-importance? 

Have you ever heard such horseshit from someone you used to respect?
Has Randi ever claimed Bush would have her f-ing murdered?

Why do they hate Hillary more than Bush-Cheney? 

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Subject: there was an "explanation?"

Where was it????????   Huh??????
The same page for six days and then a blurb Sunday about a special Monday Biden page???
Do you have an encryption decoder ring to see your "explanation"?????

Koresh sake I thought maybe they got you at last.
Please ..
Where in the fuck was this supposed "explanation."???????

You are my home page and I own two WPE shirts.

I admired your honesty until today.
Take down that everyday new page bullshit.
You owe all your loyal fans a detailed explaination.
I am deeply disappointed in you.

Junkyardbob - I can tell you're a Democrat.

That page that was up for 6 days?  look just above Marilyn Monroe.

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Subject: What I'd like to see...

I'm waiting for someone to get up on that stage and say, 
"Three years ago when George Bush went to McCain's 
  birthday party and had a good time, New Orleans DIED!" 
  The Hawk

 If only we could get the Democrats to list the facts.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade,
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Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

but now...
4,147 brave men and women are gone.


4,147 families have been destroyed
by the oil greed of the Bush bastards.

Let's try something new in November.

Why are we there?
Because Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

That's almost 1B dollars that
goes missing every day!

Where's that money going?

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Subject: Compliants

I saw that you have a Compliants column. That is genius!!
A Compliants column might be away to save you cheap tequilla soak piece of shit sight.

ha ha
Why would you read a site like that?

I suggest that you invite people to complian about how fucked up this sight is compared to
when you weran't a drunken looser. I bet that your former vewers will return in droves.

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