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Friday  Dec 12,  2008  Vol 2261 - Soup to Go 

Quote of the Day

'I'm looking forward to getting off the stage."
      -- The ass who stole the stage in 2000

 George, the whole world is glad to see you go.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Rethugs Kill Big 3 Bailout
Arrow We Need a Time Machine HOT
Arrow The Death of Journalism HOT
Arrow FBI Looks at Coleman 
Arrow Bias Against Detroit HOT
Arrow Top 8 Political Humor Sites 
Arrow T-R-A-N-S-C-R-I-P-T
Arrow Anna Kournikova single 






"Obama came off as very credible and believable to me, but there's a skeptical side of me. 
   In the back of my mind, I hear that voice, 'I did not have sex.' I hear Bill Clinton."
      -- Sean Hannity (R-Liar/Whore) pretending to be fair,   Link

Sean, I know how much you enjoy lying, but according to Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky
and the walking hardon Kenneth Starr, they never had sex - not even once - that's why she 
called Bill "the big creep" because he refused to have sex with her.

I wish Obama would stop saying "Nobody on my staff was involved in any way,"
because he can't speak for everybody on his staff. If one low-level staffer had one
conversation, the whore media will scream "Obama lied to us," and who needs that?

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Rethugs Kill Big 3 Bailout


A $14 billion emergency bailout for U.S. automakers collapsed in the Senate Thursday night 
after the United Auto Workers refused to accede to Republican demands for swift wage cuts.

The collapse came after bipartisan talks on the auto rescue broke down over GOP demands that 
the UAW agree to steep wage cuts by 2009 to bring their pay into line with Japanese carmakers.

Harry Reid (R-Wimp) said he hoped Bush would tap the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund for 
emergency aid to the automakers. GM and Chrysler say they could be weeks from collapse. 
Ford says it does not need federal help now, but its survival is far from certain."

The man who does my taxes told me a story. He said he also does the taxes for a janitor for the 
GM plant in Oklahoma City.  He says that fella is a real janitor, he's not some supervisor or anything, 
he physically pushes a broom around and sweeps the floor. He makes $65,000 a year.

I assume he told me the truth AND he's in a position to know - because he did his taxes.
Is this why GM loses $2000 on each car they sell?.
And if a janitor makes $65,000, what do the guys who assemble the cars make?

This is what he told me.
There's nothing to be gained by being angry at me for repeating what I heard.
I can't do anything to verify what he said, but I'll assume he wasn't lying.

BTW, $65,000 might not be a lot on New York City or San Francisco, 
but in Oklahoma that's a lot of money.

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A Time Machine to Save America
  by Robert Parry


Looking out over the bleak landscape of economic and national security disasters that George W. Bush 
is leaving behind, I sometimes think the best use of the trillion-dollar bailout funds might be to invent a 
time machine that could take the world back eight years to the fateful decision of the U.S. Supreme Court
to give Bush the White House.

That decision – on Dec. 12, 2000 – may rank as one of the most destructive turning points in history, 
putting the United States and the world on a course so dangerous that there may be no feasible route 
back to the relative peace and prosperity that existed at the time.

If only there were a way to return to that date and convince Justices Sandra Day O’Connor and Anthony 
Kennedy to follow the logic of their own legal arguments and have Florida conduct as full and fair a recount 
as possible – a process that apparently would have made Gore, not Bush, our 43rd President.

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"Obama has promised to run a transparent White House and yet in his first real test, 
all we're getting is the standard line of not wanting to talk about an 'ongoing investigation.' 
This isn't change, it's the typical Washington bunker mentality whenever scandal is in the air, 
and it's normally that very mentality that gets presidents in the most trouble." 
      -- Philip Klein, who kinda has a point,  Link

 Why can't Obama tell us what he knows?
 Who told him he can't talk about this because "it's an ongoing investigation?"

 If I had Obama's ear, I'd advise him to say more than he has. 

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 Subject: Juneau again

Perhaps Fred missed step 17...


So yes you can get in your car in Anchorage and stay in it all the way to Juneau, 
but it's kinda like Joe Bob driving from Texas to the Cannes Film Festival. 
It requires a boat to do it.

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The Death of Journalism


I've been watching cable news this afternon and you know, Barack Obama comes from the same state 
as Rod Blagoyevich. That is really suspicious! What did he know and when did he know it? This is the 
first major scandal of the Obama Administration! He has to explain himself. You notice he hasn't had any 
press conferences since this thing broke...oh, wait. He's having a press conference tomorrow...And Patrick 
Fitzgerald said that Obama is no way involved in this? I'll bet! That's not what Sean Hannity thinks! 
It's a coverup for sure. Will Obama be the first President to be impeached before he's inaugurated? 

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Bettie Page, dead at 85

I'm too young to have lusted over Bettie Page
but maybe some of you old timers remember her?


"I don't know what Caroline Kennedy's qualifications are. 
  Except that she has name recognition, but so does J.Lo." 
      -- NY state Rep. Gary Ackerman (D),   Link

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More new stuff in the BartstoreHOT

FBI Investigating Coleman


The Twin Cities Pioneer Press reports that a probe has been launched into Norm Coleman ties 
to businessman Nasser Kazeminy:     Federal investigators are looking into allegations that a longtime 
friend and benefactor tried to steer money to U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman, (R-Rat Bastard).
Agents with the FBI have talked to or made efforts to talk to people in Texas familiar with the allegations.
Houston is where the first of two lawsuits was filed alleging Nasser Kazeminy, a Bloomington financier, 
tried to steer $100,000 to Coleman via his wife's Minneapolis employer. The second suit, filed in Delaware, 
alleges Kazeminy initially tried to get money directly to the senator.

Well then arrest him so Al Franken can be the Minnesota senator.

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"If you believe there's an Almighty God, and a gift of that Almighty to everybody is freedom, 
  then I think you have to - if you can do something about it, that you have to act on that..." 
      -- Der Fuhrer, sticking with the story that God made him invade Iraq,  Link

 Butt Monkey, if God gave that gift to "everyone,"  why did He 
 leave out Cuba, China, North Korea and the other non-free states?

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Del Castillo and the Dark Fire guitar


Austin, TX -- Gibson Guitar and Latin music sensations the Del Castillo Brothers will launch in Austin 
the most remarkable guitar in the history of musical instruments -- Dark FireTM, the most technologically 
advanced guitar ever produced -- with a mayoral proclamation, demonstration and pyrotechnic display 
starting at 5 p.m. Monday, December 15, when its first-run edition will become available in limited 
quantities worldwide at select dealers.

The launch party will be 5 to 7 p.m. Monday, December 15, at Antone's, 213 W. Fifth St.

Gibson artists Rick and Mark Del Castillo will demonstrate the revolutionary technological abilities 
of Dark Fire,(automatically tuning itself in one second) and answer questions from the media. 

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Visit   The Beat Museum  in San Francisco

You might run into somebody

Bias Against Helping Detroit
  by Joe Conason


Nearly every current poll shows that most Americans oppose federal assistance to General Motors,
Chrysler and Ford, which must be worrying news for members of Congress as they ponder whether 
to support the proposed $15 billion emergency loan package. Political analysts warn of the consequences 
for lawmakers who support the "bailout everyone loves to hate."

Like any survey that asks people to answer simply yes or no, however, the polling on the auto bailout
reveals little or nothing about the information (or misinformation) behind the negative response. As they 
prepare to vote, the legislators should also consider how voters will feel when the nation suffers the full 
consequences of a cratering auto industry - and find out that the facts were not quite what they seemed to be.

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Our Foundation is a non-profit 501 (c) 3 group operated by President Phillip Kellerman
and a Board of Directors with over 80 years in migrant education and human services.

As of September 27, 2007, the Harvest of Hope Foundation has distributed over $582,000
to migrant farm workers and families around the country for repairs to vehicles, housing,
utilities, medical services and bills, food, clothing, funeral expenses and tuition for migrant students.
The Foundation has issued small grants to migrant-related support service organizations.



"Lame as he is, Bush is still being treated with extraordinary deference by Congressional 
Democrats, who caved to White House demands over a proposed $14 billion Detroit bailout. 
Senate Republicans, by contrast, are barely on speaking terms with the man. Rudderless and 
rejected, they seem to be able to agree on only one thing: they have no use for Bush or his minions." 
     -- Dan Froomkin,    Link

        "We do what the president tells us to do..."

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 Subject: Left wing trolls

Don’t pay any attention to the ridiculous noise about how the Left is so unhappy with Obama: they aren’t. 
The shriller lefty blogs aren’t representative of anybody but themselves. 

Obama’s got a 73% approval rating right about now Link , his approval is about 90% among Democrats. 
The only criticism of him from the left comes from a handful of purity trolls who will run back to Obama 
like hungry puppies the instant they see him compared with any Republican.

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Top 8 Political Humor Sites


A granddaddy of political blogs on the internet (established in 1996), Bartcop is less of a straight up 
humor site, more of a compilation of funny and thought provoking political content from around the web. 

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 Subject: the Juneau controversy


In the first sentence: “In addition to being the capital of Alaska, Juneau is land-locked. 
Even though there are no road connections to major highway systems, traveling in and out 
of Juneau is easy via scheduled air service and the Alaska Marine Highway System.”

Love you bart!
 Casper in Venice

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Great Guitarist Alert

My good friend Dr Chops is playing The Parkside Lounge in New York Dec 17th.

His band is called The Juggs and trust Ol' Bart, Dr Chops  knows how to play that guitar!

I'd tell my friend Rude Rich to go and check out Dr Chops
but Rich doesn't even know which end of the guitar goes in his mouth.

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 Subject: Hillary's Iraq vote

Bart, Something that always has me scratching my head, wondering why ... The Clinton haters who
are always bringing up Senator Clinton's vote on Iraq, like her vote was the one that forced 
Failure-in-Chief Bush to invade, I always want to ask them, why do they give Vice-President 
Elect Biden a pass for voting the same way?

RJ in San Francisco

Maybe more telling, they gave Kerry a complete pass in 2004
but they refused to forgive Hillary four years later - it ever made any sense
but people who hate the Clintons have never been able to explain themselves.

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Why can't the oil companies bail out Chrysler, GM and Ford?
Their profits from the last quarter alone would more than cover 
what the Big Three have been asking for. 

If Bush & Cheney's oil bastards don't want to help, let's take a few hundred billion
and create a world-class mass transit system and let BIG OIL go bankrupt

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Anybody heard Axl's Chinese Democracy?

Is it worth buying?

Didn't we used to have a new music reviewer?

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"There is a trail of destruction that Obama leaves behind wherever he goes. 
   It's just amazing, utter destruction.  The guy's a one-man wrecking crew."
      -- Rush Limbaugh, losing his battle with tertiary syphilis

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I mentioned I like a president with a temper?
I like a Chief o Staff with a temper. too.

BLAGO: Wait a sec there Rahm. Wait just a fucking minute. 
               Who are you to talk to me like that? I fucking made you.

EMANUEL: You made me? You made me? Tell me you're fucking joking.

BLAGO: No no no, you listen to me shit-face. You see this list I got, the names motherfucking 
               Obama fucking wants for the Senate. I just ripped it in two. How you like that? 
               Oops, Harris just dropped it in the shredder. 

EMANUEL: Shut the fuck up and listen to me for one second Rod. And I want you to listen carefully, 
                     because this is the last time I'm ever going to talk to you. You are fucking dead to me. 
                    You been fucking dead to Barack since '06, now you're dead to me. Know what that means? 
                    That means you're dead to my people in Chicago, Daley on down, and all these friends 
                     you think you have aren't gonna touch you with a ten foot fucking pole.

BLAGO: Fuck you!

EMANUEL: Listen up asshole. The shit's gonna hit the fan, maybe tomorrow, maybe next month, and when 
                     Fitz finally brings down the hammer it's gonna be my name that's going through your head. 
                     It's gonna have my fucking fingerprints all over it. Have a great life fatso.

ha ha

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