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Thursday   Jan 15, 2009  Vol 2273 - 5 Days to Go 

Quote of the Day

"I think so."  
    -- Cheney, when asked if his Iraqi boondoggle 
         was worth 4,500 American lives,.  Link

 Well, sure it was - if your family didn't join the fight.
 When Cheney had a chance to serve, 
  he said "I have other priorities."


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Arrow Velcro Monkey
Arrow GOP Optimistic About 2010 
Arrow Bush's Biggest Screw-up HOT
Arrow Vitter VS Hillary 
Arrow Bush VS Clinton HOT
Arrow Goodbye, Asshole HOT
Arrow Back to Crawford Texas 
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"I've given it my all. I've given it my all...."
      -- George W Bush (R-Liar, Fraud, Thief, Murderer etc) to Larry King,     Link

 "Dat's what he said!"

 No George, you didn't give your all - you barely showed up.
 The truth is you went on 77 vacations in 8 years.
 That's almost one week per month you were playing with yourself instead of working.

 Considering the quality of your work, we're OK with you taking that time off,
 but stop lying about how hard you worked when you were really playing video games.

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Velcro Monkey


George W. Bush was pegged as a hate figure even before being sworn in. Yet he resisted bitterness, 
 stuck to principle and became what history will judge to be one of our better presidents.

 That's pure horsshit, but it may be how history remembers Bush.
 The whore media's job was to protect him, and they did that job well.

 I have no doubt they will continue to protect his memory.while blaming Clinton for 9-11
 and for leaving that atrocious "recession" that clouded Bush's greatness for eight years.

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"I think that there’s a lot that remains to look at, and I appreciate that Obama doesn’t want to make it his 
  purpose as a new president, with America in real distress in many directions, to go back and look at all this, 
  but I think we in Congress have an independent responsibility, and I fully intend to discharge that responsibility."
      --  Sen Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) saying he's ready to investigate Bush's crimes    Link

 Fine - stop talking about it and start doing it.
 Put the bastards under oath and ask them everything.
 If they refuse to talk, jail the bastards for comtempt.
 If they're caught lying, sentence them for perjury

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 Subject: HBO airing the inauguration


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GOP Optimistic About 2010


The new NRA lapdog, Sen. John Cornyn, R-Tex., said today the landscape will be different for 2010's 
Senate races as compared to last November's elections because "George Bush will not be in office."

His point was that many of the ads run against Fascist dogs in 2008 “involved references to George Bush
... taking advantage of his low poll numbers and trying to tie that candidate to the president."

Cornyn also pointed out that Obama won’t be on the ballot in 2010, 
which he thinks “presents an opportunity” for Republicans."

Hey, Cornhole, your mesage is hate and fear - that's why you lost four of the last five popular votes.
(If Kerry wasn't such a yellow quitter, it would've been 5 out of five)

As long as you keep offering the voters nothing but hate and fear, expect to keep losing.

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"Once an investigation begins and all the whistle blowers come out of the woodwork, 
  there’s going to such a damning case against everyone in the Bush Crime Family 
  that Congress/Obama will not be able to NOT prosecute them."
     -- Baggins,      Link

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 Subject: The Exit graphic

Hey Bart, this graphic from last issue got me thinking.
Bush's crew was upset about the "trashing of the White House.
(Never Happened, but don't let facts interrupt our inept media)" 
But we're not supposed to notice how he has trashed our entire 
freaking country and economy?  I'm just sayin....

Yes, because the whores run the media and the Democrats refuse to fight back,
history will record that Clinton was all about the scandals but Bush the War Hero saved us 
from the al Qaeda threat that Bill let happen because he was too busy sexing Monica.

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Bush's Biggest Screw-up


As we ponder Bush's final week as president, what was his most fateful day in office? One is that day in August of 2001 
when he got word in a national security intelligence briefing that terrorist Osama Bin Laden was planning a major attack. 
Thirty six days later the warning came true.

A censored copy of the intelligence memo that Bush saw on Aug. 6 at his Texas ranch was released by the White House 
three years later. It was entitled, "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US," and provided many details about his activities, 
including that members of his organization, Al-Qa'ida, "have resided in or traveled to the US for years, and the group 
apparently maintains a support structure that could aid attacks." At least 70 FBI investigations were underway to find them, 
the memo reported to the president.

There was even a reference to Bin Laden's desire to hijack U.S. aircraft, although the memo did not
specifically mention the morning of September 11th or the World Trade centers by name.

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 Subject: Keeping us safe

Bart, I'm sick of these dickholes saying "Bush Kept us safe" and "there's been no terrorist attack since 9/11".

Are people THAT friggin stupid? WHY in the heck would they bother coming HERE 
when they can kill Americans at will in their front yard?

If I were back in the Infantry I sure as hell wouldn't feel "safe".

Sparky, I get that - and you're right - but I think you're missing the point:
If you're a religiously-insane handjob who's into terror, would you rather drive a truck 
into a sheriff's office in Mozul?  Or Radio City Music Hall or an American school full of kids?
Killing a soldier is awful, but it doesn't terrorize America.

If they blew up a Macy's on Monday, then Mall of America on Tuesday,
then the biggest mall in LA on Wednesday, nobody's going shopping on Thursday.

Three virgin-seekers could've make Christmas a WHOLE lot worse but they chose 
to let us have a peaceful Christmas which makes me think a deal was made with Osama.

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Vitter Tries to Take on Clinton, and Fails

 Link   Video

"I don't want to beat a dead horse," said Vitter, then he went on to beat that dead horse.   Seemingly more than willing 
to channel The Wall Street Journal. I kept thinking that Dick Morris must be under the table handing Vitter his line of attack. 
Vitter was relegated to the wingnut version representing the Coulter, Hannity, Malkin wing of the Republican Party.

Everyone is in agreement that WJC's work, including The Clinton Global Initiative, needs transparency going forward, 
which Obama and Hillary acknowledged as well, working out an agreement over days and days. But with Vitter's sour blue 
charts and Karl Rove tone, he ran head long into Kerry and Hillary, who remained open and respectful to all, while Kerry 
reminded Vitter of the facts.  

Vitter still didn't get it, feeling the need to further channel Sean Hannity, also interrupting Clinton, then squealing that her 
answer to his question should not come out of his time. Kerry quickly slapped him. He then later had to point out to Vitter 
that answers had been offered, but those that weren't would be forthcoming.

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"I am finding it fairly hard to play the role of cynical journalist these days. 
  It may well be a transitory phenomenon--but it's kinda fun to be hoping for 
  the best rather than fearing the worst, for a change.
     -- Joe Klein,    Link

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 Subject: a story that might be true

I was the middle-aged white guy with the goatee that you demanded I hand over my wallet shortly after you 
pulled the knife on me and my wife. You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow 
come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing 
the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside once the cold snap broke. You see, my wife 
had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a holster for it 
that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

You see, the last time the Anchorage Police Department was called after one of you guys pulled a knife on me, 
they said there was nothing they could do. Even after I showed them the nearby bank security camera. 
I got smart. Thank goodness you didn't.

It probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking home with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. 
I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. 
I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty 
of calling "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. Your wallet is in 
the mail to her apartment. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys behind Rum Runners.

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. 
I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. 

Thanks to Victor in Alaska.

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 Subject: Norm Coleman (R- Sore Loser)

Kevin sent a message to the members of  It's Time for Norm Coleman to Step Down.

Subject: Coleman suggests lengthy delay to representation for Minnesota

In published news stories today, our ex-Senator and his team suggested a multi-phase trial 
to settle his disputes with the Election Canveassing Board's Recount Results. In other words, 
"if I can't play Senator, nobody gets to play!!"

It's time for Norm to go, as he said he would. Dragging this out until April or May or beyond 
cannot be considered to be in the interests of Minnesota, or the country. How pathetic, Norm!

Many of you have done so already, but please invite as many others to join as you can think of....
We need to speak up to put an end to this stupidity. Thank you.

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"There's one reason why Obama will not seek a meeting with me: 
  I'm the only guy who might be able to change his mind."
    -- the vulgar Pigboy, impressed with his own greatness.  

 I'm surprised that syphilis hasn't killed him yet.

 How long does Stage Three usually last? 

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 Subject: WTF?

Bart, I just got an e-mail from a friend going to the big swearing in on Tuesday.
While replying, I realized I can suddenly pronounce the phrase "Mr. President" again.  
I have tried for years and it just came out "Fascist douchebag".
Good times!

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 Subject: Detroit & trucks

Bro Bart, I don’t think the little solar toys your pals in Japan are working on will do a very good job 
of towing the campers or boats that are made in lightly populated states like Oklahoma & Arkansas .
 Danny Detroit 

Hmmm, if you guys sold a truck that runs on sarcasm
I'll bet Detroit would be solvent again in no time.

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 Subject: Republican Delusions


This morning I heard NC Senator Richard Burr (R-Denial) telling the host that *if* he had been up for reelection,
he would not have lost - because he would have campaigned differently than other Republicans campaign this year.

He said that the Republican party's problems were caused by a failure to market effectively.  He claimed that they failed
to reach the younger voters and the independents because they failed to inform them what the Republican party stood for
- and that, in order to regain power, they would have to do a better job of marketing.

At some point he listed what the Republicans stood for - fiscal responsibility, and strong national defense.
I would have asked him how he planned on marketing a product that they didn't have.  They had control of all three branches
of the government for 6 years and they never secured our southern border... they weakened our military by stretching them
too thin in order to fight an unnecessary war... they turned a surplus into a trillion dollar deficit... they "lost" trillions of dollars... etc. etc.

Of course the host didn't ask him WTF he was talking about when he said, "fiscal responsibility, and strong national defense"
Go figure.

Elvis (I-NC)

That "fiscal responsibility" and "strong national defense" has always been a bunch of crappola.

Truth is, they're racists who don't think the poor and Blacks need any help. They don't want to
pay for things like Social Security and women's shelters and safety and training programs.
If you're rich, you already have a future so they see social programs as a waste.

As far as a strong national defense, we spend more than the next 6 countries combined
and what good did all those trillions of dollars do us on 9-11?

I'm for a strong national defense, too, but you don't need 1,000 invisible B2 bombers
if you're fighting people with slingshots, knives and spears.

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Goodbye, Asshole
 by Bryan Zepp Jamieson


Watching President Putsch prance around trying to put lipstick on his failed presidency (an action akin 
to bronzing a turd) is both funny and sad.  It’s bad enough that despite everything that has happened 
over the past eight years, one in four Americans still think he was a good President. 

“Bob” once said that “If you consider how dumb a person with an IQ of  100 is, then ponder that by 
definition half the population is dumber than THAT!” Figure you can spot the dumbest 25% by the 
Bush stickers on  their cars.

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Bush Hoofs It Back to Crawford Texas


"Bush is going home to Texas, a friendlier place he dearly loves and can call his own.  See, ever since Texans kicked out 
Jack Brooks, Carl Parker, Ralph Yarborough, Ann Richards, and many more native Texans, Texas has gone to the dogs.  
Since the days of Governors Alan Shivers, Bill Clements, George W. Bush, Rick Perry, and other indecent political morphs, 
Texas done got God and fetus power, by cracky.  And shoot, religion’s been tee-totally good for big oil and awl bidness in Texas, too. 

None of these God-fearin', whiskey-bottle-hidin’, Texicans never got the red ass atall when Bush went AWOL as the VN War raged.  
Might near all my cousins and neighbors think it's plumb rude to trash a fellow Texan, no matter how much fruit and nuts he's got on his cake.  
Look. Truth don't matter here, just ask Kay Bailey, Tom DeLay, or John Corn Dog.  Us Texans know how to keep a family secret, 
like Bush getting picked up in Kinnebunkport, Maine for DUI.  You just wipe the slate clean, just like nobody could test Cheney to see 
if he was drunk when he shot that lawyer in the face in South Texas.  What’s done and said in Texas stays in Texas, and sometimes 
in Maine when you got Texans like the Bush’s payin’ taxes up there, get it?

The media whores should be slapped again for pretending Bush was a "rancher."
The whore media lied their asses off to get the drunken cowboy into office.

I remember that great line from Media Whores Online:
"We set out to bring the media to their knees

 only to find out they were already there."

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Bush Destroyed a Dictator. Clinton Installed One


As Bush prepares to leave office amid a media chorus of reproach and derision, there is at least one comparison 
with his predecessor that speaks greatly in his favor. Bush murdered the most ruthless dictator of his day, Saddam Hussein, 
thereby offering Iraqi citizens the possibility of self-rule. Bill Clinton's analogous achievement in the Middle East was 
to help install Yasser Arafat, the greatest terrorist of his day, as head of a proto-Palestinian state.

Which of our last two presidents made the world safer?

I know, let's let the world vote on which president made the world safer.
If you bet at least $1,000, I'll spot you four billion votes.

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