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Thursday   Feb 19, 2009  Vol 2289 - Push Pops 

Quote of the Day

"Our view is, if you buy the pizza, 
  it’s OK if you have a slice." 
    -- Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R-MN), who refused to kick in for pizza,
        but then claimed "You should share" when it showed up     Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Fox: Socialist Bastards 
Arrow Crybaby Coleman - Give Up HOT
Arrow Geronimo's kin sues Bush HOT
Arrow Mike the Dealer - Fighting 'Tilt' HOT
Arrow Bristol: My Mom is Crazy 
Arrow Jailing Kids fo Cash HOT
Arrow NY Post chimp cartoon 
Arrow TV's Hot Docs Round 2 HOT



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"If Iraq was Bush's war, Afghanistan could, with this move, certainly become Obama's war." 
     -- Howie Kurtz, on Obama's order to finally deal with the 9-11 evildoers that Bush ignored,    Link

 Hey asshole - Iraq was Bush's war because HE CHOSE to invade it for no legal reason.

 If you're against routing out the bastards who took down the Twin Towers,
 why don't you GFY and move to Afghanistan and help your Taliban friends fight America?

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Fox: the Socialist News Bastards


To watch Fox News on Tuesday, you'd think a new Berlin Wall was about to be erected along the banks of the Mississippi. 
With Obama signing the stimulus, the word "socialism" was almost never far away from the lips of someone on the network.

Transcripts for Fox's programming from Tuesday shows that in the span of just six hours, the network managed to squeeze in 
five segments devoted to a discussion of impending socialism; the words "socialism," "socialist" and "social democracy" were 
used a total of 37 times.  Cavuto, O'Reilly and Greta all managed to stay socialism free, but "Special Report" and Hannity 
each had two segments about it, and Glenn Beck had one. No transcript for "FOX Report" was available, but I caught
repeats of the segments from "Special Report," for a total of six time slots on the subject between 4 p.m. ET and 11 p.m."

There's a reason why FOX lost $6.5 billion dollars in the latest quarter.
Only the Nazi right wants to hear them slam Obama 24/7/365 with racist remarks and outright lies.

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"Libby deserved a pardon. Bush didn't want to take the heat for such a pardon. Either that, or else his 
refusal to pardon was a passive-aggressive move to punish Cheney's team for supposedly embarrassing 
Bush or at least causing unwanted controversy one too many times. Shame on Bush." 
      -- Quin Hillyer, angling for his own show on FOX Whore News,    Link

Time for some quesswork:

Bush and Cheney are angry with each other about Libby - why?
Odds are Cheney gave the orders to slime Plame and Bush knew nothing about it.
This is Bush playing Reagan in Iran-Contra to Cheney's Poppy.

While Bush was telling America, "It's my job to make the tough decisons 
and it's your job to go about your business," that's what Cheney was telling HIM!

Bush said, "If we catch the leaker we'll deal with him," not knowing the leakers were Rove & Libby.
When the truith came out, Bush was made to look like the lying fool but maybe THIS TIME he was innocent.
So when Cheney came begging for a pardon for Libby, Bush got even and said "No. You lied to me!"
Like Reagan, Bush had no f-ing idea what was happening inside his own damn White House.
This is why you never "elect" an affable dork to a position of great power.

Since the Democrats constantly lined up to praise Reagan's greatness again and again,
the GOP decided to run Reagan II and it was even worse the second time.

When will the Democrats learn that praising the enemy hurts them?
Better question:
Are the Democrats capable of learning?

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 Subject: guns in national parks

If you allow guns in nat’l parks, what will stop the one-toothed, fence farting redneck 
from smirking at the park rangers as he walks by with a BIG bulge in his trench coat, 
and then kills (poaches) all the animals he wants, and then later says “it wasn’t me who did it.”

Nothing, just like there's nothing to stop him now.
But if I run into that asshole, I'd want to be armed.

Although it is scary to think of meeting “Jason” or “Michael” on the trail, 
or even a crazy chimp, my guess is that the chance of doing so is very very low. 

Ths odds of you being in a severe car wreck today, the 19th might be 100,000 to one
but we both know you're going to buckle up your seat belt.

It’s just as easy for a rapist to carry a gun (and wink at the park ranger 
as he walks by) and rape at gunpoint.

If I was a woman, I would not sleep in a tent without a gun.
Wouldn't nobody or nothing enter MY tent without my prior permission.

Sure, it might not stop a bear, but it'd stop a man, a snake, a deer and an unfriendly dog, etc. 

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"Michelle Obama opened her home and she opened her heart to some little kids..."
     -- Anderson Cooper,  CNN Wed night

 Hey Anderson, why can't you just report the news?
 You have no idea what's in Michelle's heart so stop explaining it to us.

 Why can't you act like a newsman instead of some damn mind-reader?

 What would it take to get just the facts from America's whore media?

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Crybaby Coleman - Time to Give Up

Maggot-infested hippy Norm


Three months after Election Day, the Minnesota showdown between smart and caring Democrat Al Franken 
and maggot-infested leach Norm Coleman continues, and the storyline has now settled on a central question:

Does Coleman have any real chance of retaining his Senate seat?

The answer, according to state political and legal analysts, is that it would take a miracle. Miracles happen in politics
- but four weeks into a court case that will decide the winner, the made-of-crap Coleman is facing just-about-insurmountable 
hurdles to overcome the 225-vote deficit he was saddled with at the end of the official recount.

The court itself has not yet counted a single vote. Instead, a three-judge panel is considering a pool of disputed ballots and 
steadily ruling which are legitimate and should be counted, and which should be thrown out. Coleman wants most of the ballots 
included, believing they will tilt the election in his favor. But so far, the court’s decisions favor Franken, experts say. 
And that trend is expected to continue.

"Norm Coleman’s life support system is slowly weakening," said Larry Jacobs, of the Center for Politics and Governance. 

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 Subject: food stamps

Democrats love Americans on food stamps!
Every last welfare recipient is a lock to vote Democrat.

Actually, Americans on food stamps love Democrats.
Poor people don't vote Republican because they know the GOP would just as soon
the poor starve so they could get yet anothert tax break that they don't need.

Banana Facts:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid 
morning sickness for pissy little pamprin bitches like you psychomagnet.

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"You don’t want to be crazy here."
      -- Lindsay Graham  (R-Gay) who loved throwing trillions at Bush's unwinnable war in Iraq
          but doesn't think it's worth the money to let millions of people keep their homes,  Link

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Geronimo's kin sue Skull & Bones
 Better sue those Bush bastards, too


Geronimo's descendants have sued Skull and Bones claiming that its members stole the remains
of the legendary Apache leader decades ago and have kept them ever since.

The federal lawsuit filed in Washington on Tuesday — the 100th anniversary of Geronimo's death
— also names the university and the federal government.

Geronimo's great-grandson Harlyn Geronimo said his family believes Skull and Bones members took some
of the remains in 1918 from a burial plot in Fort Sill, Okla., to keep in its New Haven clubhouse, a crypt.
The alleged graverobbing is a longstanding legend that gained some validity in recent years with the
discovery of a letter from a club member that described the theft.

Both Bush the Smarter and Bush the World Breaker are members, as well as John Kerry (D-Cavedin)
and many others in powerful government and industry positions are members of the society, which has its
member pose blowing senior members to blackmail them into blind obedience.

Shame on John Kerry for putting Skull & Bones above his country.
Shame on the Democrats (and Iowa) for forcing Lurch on us so he could take a dive for the Skullers
and the Bush bastards and shame on us for believing Kerry when he promised to fight for us.

We should never again allow a candidate to run for president when he has secrets he can't talk about.
Anyone who puts Bush's secret society secrets over what's best for the country needs to go fuck himself.

Besides John McCain, have you even seen a war hero turn whore like as bad as John Kerry?

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'We are GOP' Quotes

"I applaud President Obama's recognition that high-speed rail should be part of America's future." 
      -- Rep. John Mica (R-Handjob) who joined every other GOP House member in voting against funding that,       Link

"This is the type of emergency stimulus spending we should be supporting – programs that will create jobs now and help families."
     -- Sen. Kit Bond (R-MO), who voted against funding that,      Link

"This is a classic example of a "shovel-ready' project."
     -- --Rep. Leonard Lance (R-NJ), who voted against funding that,     Link

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 Subject: The problem with guns

...isn't the guns themselves, it's that so many people buy guns without really knowing how to use them.

Example: A friend of mine was married to a man who knew how to use guns, and made sure his wife
knew where the pistols were and how to fire them, but didn't train her to use them when needed.
When a friend tried to rape her, she got out the gun, but was afraid to shoot.
The rapist took away the gun and shot her, then left.  (Fortunately she survived.)

The lesson is you not only need to know how to use the gun you buy  -- if  you don't, you're an idiot
to own it -- but you also need to know when  to use it, and be trained to actually use it when necessary!

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 Subject: common sense on guns

Bart, you wrote::

> If you're walking on some trail in some national park, why would you not want a gun?
> When Mrs Bart can convince me to go walking on some trail, I feel much safer with a gun.

And this is exactly the point/reason why guns need to be allowed in our parks.
i hike monthly, sometimes weekly.  sometimes in busy areas, sometimes in places
where i don't see another human for 36+ hours.

Point being, i'm not gonna get mauled by a cougar/bear or victimized
by a meth-head without getting off at least one round.

safety first!
thanks bart,

If I had a choice between watching Mrs. Bart being attacked by a cougar
or getting a ticket from Dudley Dooright, I'll take my chances with Dudley.

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Obama and the Media Dilemma
 by Robert Parry


It was only a few years ago - when the Republicans controlled both Congress and the White House - that the
U.S. news media offered up one-sided coverage of the Bush administration, relying on Republicans, right-wingers
and pro-war military experts to shape what Americans got to see and read.

The reason for marginalizing Democrats and other critical voices, we were told, was that the Republicans
were in power and it made no sense to have on guests or to quote experts who didn't share in the power.
The premium was to have Republican insiders explaining what was going on.

So, one might have thought that when the Democrats won control of Congress and the White House, Republicans
would largely disappear from the TV chat shows and the news pages. After all, the Republicans today have even fewer
representatives in Washington than the Democrats did during most of the Bush years.

But if you thought that, you would be wrong. Instead, the cable networks and the print media have been falling over
themselves to get the views of Republicans and to disseminate those opinions widely to the American public.

The Center for American Progress examined the political affiliations of guests on major cable networks and found
that Republicans outnumbered Democrats by 2-to-1.   Suddenly, the premium was on the views of those out of power.

In other words, Republicans get to dominate the news programs when they're in power and they get to dominate
when they're out of power. The one constant is that the U.S. news media bends over backwards to favor the
Republicans; what changes is the rationale.

It's the job of our whore media to explain away Republican war crimes while harping
about Democrats spitting on the sidewalk.  That's their function - that's why they exist.

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Syphilis Quotes

"Obama has a mind-set that this country treats 
  the disadvantaged very poorly and does so on purpose."
      -- the vulgar Pigboy

 Butt Rush, what do YOU call it when your Fascist dogs vote more money for Bush's Iraqi Money Pit
 and then vote against the middle class and the poor when they try to stay in their homes?

 Are you saying Republicans accidentally voted yes on Iraq and  accidentally voted no on America homes?

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 Subject: the socialists at DirecTV

Bart,  I don’t have DirecTV but it drives me insane
that I have to pay for religious programming.

Church Channel
TCT Network
Trinity Broadcasting Network
Word Network
World Harvest Television

Jack, that's the only way those crooks can make money.
They collect money using fear from the sick and the old, then give 
millions to the Fascist dogs so they can get hundreds of millions back.

Crooked religions - why do we tolerate them?

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Bristol Palin: My Mom is Crazy


Van Susteren then asked Bristol Palin about whether she had a religious or philosophical objection to contraception.
Bristol said, "No, I don't want to get into detail about that." And then came the line that would come to stand in for
the whole interview: "Everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it's not realistic at all."

Did Bristol forget to lie?
Of course abstinence is not realistic.

If profesional soldiers in the field can't keep from having sex, why do we expect
drunk and high teenagers to say no with hormones raging thru their veins at 60 MPH ?

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Jailing Kids for Cash
Crooked Rethugs will do anything for cash


As many as 5,000 children in Pennsylvania have been found guilty, and up to 2,000 of them jailed, by two 
corrupt judges who received kickbacks from the builders and owners of private prison facilities that benefited. 
The two judges pleaded guilty in a stunning case of greed and corruption that is still unfolding. Judges Mark Ciavarella
and Michael Conahan received $2.6 million in kickbacks while imprisoning children who often had no access to a lawyer. 
The case offers an extraordinary glimpse into the shameful private prison industry that is flourishing in the United States.

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 Subject: housing in Mass


I have a $300K house on the  shore (10 minute walk to the ocean) in Beverly, MA (north of Boston). 
The house is a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath cottage of about  1200 sq ft on 0.09 acres. 
Let me repeat that. The lot size is 0.09  acres. 

The ceilings in the bedrooms are 6 feet high, with no way to raise them without major renovations. 
I've tried.
Just giving you a benchmark for this part of the country.

Eric, I don't know if I should say "Congrats" or "I'm sorry."

Maybe the trick is to play the rat race till you're maybe 40, then take that 
half million dollars out of your expensive but tiny home and retire to Okiehomie 
and get 40 acres to surround your 5000 sq-ft castle with a working moat.

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Great Zappa Quotes

Band: You ain't got nothin', people

Frank: Tax the churches.

Band: You ain't got nothin', people

Frank: Tax the businesses owned by the churches.

Band: You ain't got nothin', people    Link

If we're going to allow crooked preachers to live in luxury - tax-free,
shouldn't they at least have to open their books for public inspection?

We have mega-churches in Oklahoma that make millions every Sunday
yet they never have to pay ANY TAXES and we're left to shoulder the burden - why?

Remember Jim Bakker and his air-conditioned dog house?
Remember how they used YOUR money to pay off Jessica Hahn after he drugged and raped her?

Same for those raping Catholics - how many hundreds of millions have they paid to child victims?
Nobody knows because they're books remain hidden while YOU keep sending them money.

When you get to Heaven (play along) and God asks you why you sent them money
so they could rape and payoff more little boys, how will YOU answer Him?

*I* will look God straight in the eye and say, "I refused to send them money, Sir!"
and God will be happier with me than he is with those who enabled the rapists.

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Paterson, Sharpton slam NY Post chimp cartoon


The New York Whore Post came under fire yesterday from Gov. Paterson and Al Sharpton 
for an editorial cartoon they said portrays President Barack Obama as a chimpanzee.

The cartoon shows a police officer, after his colleague just shot dead a chimpanzee, saying, 
"They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

Critics said yesterday that the chimpanzee served as a crude interpretation of Obama, who signed 
the $787-billion economic stimulus package into law Tuesday. The cartoon sparked a heated debate 
among journalists, elected officials and community leaders about the appropriateness of comparing 
an African-American president to a primate.

What else would we expect from Rupert Murdoch, the socialist, racist son of a bitch?
Murdoch is in the same party as Jungle Jim Inhofe and Rush Limbaugh - of course he's a racist.

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 Subject:  that Zep DVD

Thanks for the Led Zep DVD, Bart.
It was better than I expected.
Keep hammerin'!

Hey There Bart
Got my DVD yesterday - good stuff.
Kashmir was excellent.
If you’re a Zep fan or know one, it's well worth it.

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