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Friday   Mar 6, 2009 Vol 2299 - Conyers Caves

by the Wizard of Whimsy

Quote of the Day

"Some Democrats would love to have me barbecued,"
    -- Karl Rove,     Link

 Hey asshole, we just want you under oath.
 What did you do that must be covered up?


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow General Motors is toast 
Arrow Miers, Rove agree to "testify" HOT
Arrow Rape Excommunications HOT
Arrow Fears of a Clown HOT
Arrow Follow The Numbers 
Arrow Poker Talk - The Big Bet HOT
Arrow Where is Randi Rhodes? 
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"The thing that George Bush did wrong and that Republicans as well as
  Democrats did wrong is they spent the taxpayers' money carelessly."
     -- McCain whore Nancy Pfotenhauer,   Link

 Nancy, you ignorant slut, it doesn't work that way.
 Bush spent FOUR trillion dollars to kill 4200 American soldiers.

 Obama is spending ONE trillion dollars to save 10 million homes from foreclosure.

 It's not the same..

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General Motors is toast


After today's annual report, I don't think there's any question of GM's staying out of bankruptcy.  The company's
revenue fell from $180 billion in 2007 to $149 billion in 2008, with the worst crash in the fourth quarter.  Car sales
have continued to plunge into the new year.  The company's current asset position continues to deteriorate by about
$2 billion a quarter even with massive Federal injections of cash.  With cash & equivalents now down to just over
$14 billion, they can't go on this way for much longer.  Though no one knows exactly how much working capital the
company needs on hand at any time, the estimates tend to fall around $10 billion.  Dip below that, and they'll rapidly
be catapulted into insolvency.

Is there no end to the damage the greedy Bush bastards have caused?

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Miers, Rove agree to "testify"
 Conyers caves - again - allows them to dictate terms


Karl Rove and Harriet Miers will provide private, on-the-record interviews to the House Judiciary Committee.

The interviews would be done behind closed doors — but transcribed and released to the public. The committee
isn’t giving up the right to seek public testimony from Rove, a former political aide and deputy chief of staff,
and Miers, a former White House counsel. But the issue will be deferred indefinitely, the source said.

Bush had blocked thire testimony, saying that the guilty shouldn't have to implcate themselves.

I'm so old, I remember having respect for John Conyers.
After years of empty threats and childish rhetoric, the Democrats have caved in once again
and allowed the guilty sons of bitches to dictate the terms for their sure-to-be-lies testimony.

What else did Conyers give them - blanket immunity?

When they suspected Clinton had a girlfriend, they got him under oath and on camera so the whore press
could replay his testimony a dozen times a day for the first month, then six times a day for the second month
- and for jacking up the Justice department, Rove gets to dictate under what terms he'll agree to "testify?"

How did I get in a party of consistent losers?

Why do the Dems NEVER get as good a deal as the Rethugs?
And why do the Rethugs ALWAYS get a better deal than the Democrats?

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"I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!
  You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!"
     -- Chris Brown, to Rihanna according to the arrest affadavit,     Link

 Is Rihanna letting down every battered woman in the country, or world?
 Should she be criticized for taking him back so soon, if ever?

 What message is she sending to millions of young women?

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 Subject: cheap GOP bastards

Somebody is handing these things out to waitresses in Arizona instead of tips.

What kind of evil prick does a person have to be to give this to somebody working for less than minimum wage,
maybe trying to support kids, a card that basically says, "I'm going to eat out because I can't see any reason to deprive myself,
I want credit for bravely making this sacrifice for your sake, and oh, about your tip - fuck you. It's Obama's fault."
Oh wait. A republicant would do that.

It figures that a struggling waitress might've voted for Obama so the Rethugs get "even" this way.
But look at the bright side - next time the waitress will spit on their food before serving it.

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"Pretty much every major news outlet in the country has said as a matter of objective analysis
  that Obama wants to repeal the legacy of Ronald Reagan and remake the country as a European welfare state."
    -- Jonah Goldberg, lying again,   Link

 Hey Jonah, if that's true, why are Obama's approval ratings at an all-time high?
 The truth is, no "news outlets" have told that stupid lie but FOX News.
 For lying, you must be punished.

 Did you know Lucianne Goldberg was LBJ's Monica?

 BTW, is Lyndon Johnson really your Dad?
 Where can we get a copy of your birth certificate?

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"I have major concerns about trying to raise taxes in the midst of a downturn of the economy.
  It’s very difficult to make that logic work."
     -- Evan Bayh, backstabber and whore,   Link

"Are you one of the 95 percent of Americans whose taxes would be cut under Obama's budget?
  Does the thought of that tax cut being paid for by the wealthiest 2 percent strike terror into your heart?
  If so, you're in luck, because backstabber Evan Bayh wants to keep the rich as rich as possible."
     -- Matthew Yglesias,     Link

"Evan Bayh voted against Bush's tax cuts when voting against them was moderate.
  Now, allowing them to expire is...extremist?"
   --  Eric Martin on the backstabbing Evan Bayh     Link

 Evan Bayh is from Indiana - which voted Democratic this last election.
 Is he just trying to be a dick?

 Now that his state is behind Obama, he's become a Rethuglican?

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 Subject: blame Clinton

If Clinton had kept his hands off Monica, he campaigns for Gore and Gore wins (he did anyway)
and the rest is a different outcome.    No 9/11.   No Iraq War.   No depression.

There you have it - proof that oral sex kills.

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Rape row sparks excommunications
 Punishing the victim is a Catholic specialty


A Brazilian archbishop says all those who helped a 9-year old rape victim secure an abortion
are to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church.  The girl became pregnant with twins.
It is alleged that she had been sexually assaulted over a number of years by her stepfather.

The excommunication applies to the child's mother and the doctors involved in the procedure.

...but not the stepfather for raping this child for three years?

Abortion is only permitted in Brazil in cases of rape and where the mother's life is at risk
and doctors say the girl's case met both these conditions.   Police believe that the girl had been
sexually abused by her step-father since she was six years old.

Isn't it time to give up on Catholics?

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Fears of a Clown


He's the sweaty, swollen man in the black, half-buttoned shirt who ranted for nearly 90 minutes at CPAC.
He reiterated his desire to see the president of his country fail. He misstated the Constitution’s intent while
accusing Obama of "bastardizing" the document. He made fun of John Kerry's service in Vietnam, to laughter.

Note: Kerry still has shrapnel in his ass from Vietnam and they mock him for that.
Meanwhile, Rush got his I-can't-serve-because-I-have-a-cyst lanced and now he's OK.

For the Republican Party, Limbaugh has become very much a vice.  Smarter Republicans know he is not good for them.
As David Frum said recently, “If you’re a talk radio host and you have five million who listen and there are 50 million
who hate you, you make a nice living. If you’re a Republican party, you’re marginalized.” . But Republicans just can’t quit him.
So even poor Michael Steele, the Tom who heads the all-white GOP, had to grovel and crawl back to the feet of Limbaugh.

Race is an obsession with Limbaugh, one of the threads I noticed on those long drives on country roads.

Race is a Rush obsession because he speaks to hard-core racists in the Rethuglican Party.
And when you ask him about it, he says, "How can I be a racist when I was married by a nigger?


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 Subject: Republicants


Republicunts is just nasty and rude. It’s Republicants.

Republicants be bothered to serve in Vietnam.
Republicants reign in spending.
Republicants balance a budget.
Republicants win without cheating.
Republicants win a war.
Republicants prevent 9/11.
Republicants help drowning New Orleans.
Republicants get their lips off of Rush’s butt.
 E.L. Deflagrante

I guess it depends on what the objective is.
Mine was to punish the sons of bitches.
Every time they saw "Democrat Party" once, we say "Republicaunts" ten times.

My way, they might learn over time to stop fucking with us.
Without the punishment, what's the point of the lesson?

I knew it was nasty & rude - that's why I wrote it :)

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Pigboy Quotes

"A minor correction... it's the Fontainebleau hotel.
  I was calling it the Fontain-blow. I had something else on my mind."
     -- the vulgar child molester

 Do they allow Domincan boys to check into a hotel by themselves?
 Or does Rush pose as "their uncle" at registration?

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 Subject: comedians and truth

Hi Buddy

You asked, "Why is it only comedians telling the damn truth?
Don't know if this quote 'explains' anything, but it's interesting.
It is 'spoken" by a character about 10 years after the Revolutionary War.

' "Just so. Who claims Truth, Truth abandons. History is hir'd, or coerc'd, only in Interests that must ever prove base.
She is too innocent, to be left within the reach of anyone in Power,-- who need but touch her, and all her Credit is in
the instant vanish'd, as if it had never been. She needs rather to be tended lovingly and honorably by fabulists and
counterfeiters, Ballad-Mongers and Cranks of ev'ry Radius, Masters of Disguise to provide her the Costume, Toilette,
and Bearing, and Speech nimble enough to keep her beyond the Desires, or even the Curiosity, of Government." '

Thomas Pynchon, Mason & Dixon, p 350 (Henry Holt and Company, 1997)

You da Man!

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Poker Talk - The Big Bet


 Now is normally when a player makes a bet of around 60 dollars, another safe half the pot sized bet to get
some money from their opponent, but this is also the perfect spot to make a big bet, a pot-sized bet or even bigger,
just think how crazy it would be if you bet 200 dollars here.

Now why on earth would you make such a bet? It's because all poker hands are about telling a story, and the story
you're now trying to tell your opponent is "I had a flush draw on the flop and missed it, and now on the river, I'm trying
to steal this pot from you by making a crazy bet, please fold, please fold, pllllllllleeeeeassssseeeeee fold!!!!!"

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Follow The Numbers
 Also known as 'listing the facts'


Here's what Rush and O'Reilly aren't telling you:
1.  Listed credit derivatives stood at USD 548 trillion;
2. The Over-The-Counter (OTC) derivatives stood in notional or face value at USD 596 trillion and included:
      1. Interest Rate Derivatives at about USD 393+ trillion;
      2. Credit Default Swaps at about USD 58+ trillion;
      3. Foreign Exchange Derivatives at about USD 56+ trillion;
      4. Commodity Derivatives at about USD 9 trillion;
      5. Equity Linked Derivatives at about USD 8.5 trillion; and
      6. Unallocated Derivatives at about USD 71+ trillion.

No, Rush et al didn't mention any of that. But it's precisely that, not Obama budget, or those “tax and spend liberals,”
who are to blame for the worldwide systemic economic collapse we are experiencing. It's the residue of all that
Bernie Madoff, wink and nod, cash for trash, phony-baloney, air-asset faux capitalism that's collapsed on everyone.

By comparison Obama's $4 trillion looks downright under-achiever-ish.

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"I don't remember Evan Bayh or Ben Nelson or any of these scolds raising an eyebrow to any of the
  radically destructive policies the Bush bastards trafficked in on a daily basis. It's only with a
  Democratic President attempting to lead on Democratic principles that their spines stiffen."
     -- dday, as seen on Digby,           Link

 A shot of Chinaco to dday for telling the truth.

 I hate these pussy Demopcrats who sat quietly while Bush broke the world, but now they've become
 little Chatty Kathies when it comes to carping at the president who's trying to fix Bush's mess.

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 Subject: Blaming Obama

Bart, in Issue 2298 you posted a link to a story by Think Progress that stated that Obama
was to blame for every downturn on the Stock Market:

> Since the presidential election last November, the right wing has seized nearly every opportunity to link
> any sharp decline in the stock market (without any basis in fact) to Barack Obama. Yesterday, losses on
> Wall Street forced the Dow to close “below 7,000 for the first time since 1997” and like clockwork,
> the right (and some on Wall Street) jumped to blame Obama.

While this is true,it does not go all the way to the end of the story.
One of the GOPs tactics during the Clinton administration involved claiming that the recession the nation was
in was all the fault of Bill Clinton,after all it could not have been in recession under the Reagan/Bush administrations
as the Fuzzy Math/Voodoo economics presidents were getting their Policy advice from such fiduciary geniuses as
Jesus the Christ and Madame Starla the Psychic Medium(cast Your bread upon the blue-chips if mercury rising
and venus wanes and it will return twelve times twelve fold).

When the Country began to recover then it was Trickle Down finally taking effect and had nothing to do
with the policies of the Clinton administration.

I expect this nonsense to return as the Obama plan puts People to work and puts real money back in the hands
of main street and not that invisible cloud cash that has propped up the Neo fiscal conservatives for the past eight years.
They will in fact demand that the policies of Junior Bush will just now be taking hold and that it would be seventeen fold
greater if only McCain had been president instead as Obama's plan destroyed the true power,i/e the top 5% strata.

And these Shysters who want to lay the deregulation of buisness and the disastrous banking policies which got us here
at Bill Clintons feet, well here is a little news flash - that actually is Phill Gramm,McCains good friend and campaign advisor.
Not Bill Clinton.

The same Phil Gramm who co-authored the Gramm-Rudman bill and who was a tireless opponent of the
1933 Glass-Steagal Act which he successfully overturned in 1999.  In December 2000 Gramm, Richard Lugar and
with help from banking lobbyist' (Enron) penned the Commodity Futures Modernization Act which was enthusiastically
supported by Alan Greenspan and then Treasury Secretary Larry Summers(Not Democrats).

Remember the plan is to worship Rush Limbaugh and backstab Barry Obama just the same today,as it was back then.

Glad that You are better,Amigo,Keep that hammer A' swingin'!

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What's it been - 30 days?

Did she get fired from Nova M Radio?
Is she back in Palm Beach at her former radio station?

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 Subject: the Pigboy

Bart, wasn't Pigboy just recently (within the last year or two) saying that if you didn't
emphatically support the president and everything he was trying to do, you were a terrorist?

What a POS hypocrite.
Long live the Hammer
 Paul in GA:

Yes, and that's why I can't have any respect for his fans.
He has the consistency of warm baby shit and his fans
let him off the hook every time he pulls a 180.

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