Monday October 12, 2009 Vol 2409 - Fear the Tusk
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"Obama says he will end Don't Ask Don't Tell
but he has done nothing, and he offered no time-line,
Oklahoma women undergoing legal abortion procedures will be forced to reveal:
1) Date of abortion
Obviously they want women to go to other states for their abortions.
"I was on a plane yesterday and I heard someone
complain that their child's acne was because
Poor Jeb - he wanted to be president in the worst way
Gingrich named "Porn Fan of the Year"
Vivas was contacted by Gingrich’s PAC, and was told Newt wanted to honor her as the group’s "Entrepreneur of the Year" for 2009.
Gingrich associate Joe Gaylord wrote to Vivas
that "Newt’s Business Defense and Advisory Council" wanted to "dine privately"
But then Gingrich found out about Vivas' entreporneurial background: She creates adult movies.
And given Gingrich’s presidential aspirations,
he got clammy about spending quality time alone with the auteur behind
such titles as
Lanzo put up a sign that reads "Obama's plan
for health-care: Nigger rig it."
"Why did you use the N word?" Marsh asked.
"'Well, I’ve used it most of my life. (He
voted for McCain.) There are different ways
Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
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"I think the people who used to run the election
board for Saddam
Subject: Catholic rape
Bart, that Roman Polanski comic was great, but
what would be even funnier
After all, the legal age of consent in Vatican City is 12.
Swear to Koresh. Look it up.
I believe we have SIX Catholics on the Supreme Court now.
Maybe they'll make rape retroactively legal to help those horny priests.
Saw it at http://cantstopwontstop.com
Subject: Winning by losing - losing by winning?
President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize and
Republicans are angry.
Since Republicans have been doing everything wrong
and caused our current
It seems that the angrier the Republicans are
Side note: Enjoy
my new squirrel video.
website design and hosting.
Subject: why we need universal health insurance
Frank in China
"When I was sworn into the Marine Corps, I
was sworn to uphold the Constitution against every enemy,
"The AMA does not have the credibility on this
healthcare issue, as they would like to project."
Subject: Eddie and Rickie
I’m a big fan of Eddie Izzard, but I think that
Rickie Gervais is the smartest and funniest person I’ve ever seen.
Seriously bro… Rickie is fab.
Subject: You have totally offended me Bart -for the first time.
You don't get British humour?! Bart, I am
cut to the bone! Eddie Izzard is quite funny but he's not the only
If I can't convince you, then you should watch
Top Gear which is a car show that one of your other readers
Come on Bart give the brits a chance.
I keep seeing Benny Hill in a dress and Brits falling down laughing.
Nancy Grace's new TV Show
CTD is developing the show, for now titled Swift
Justice With Nancy Grace, for fall 2010.
CTD first started talking to Grace last year.
A quick study of Grace's popularity convinced
Grace is lucky that Scott Peterson murdered his wife (probably.)
Subject: Glenn Beck - rapist
Bart, I know you are a man of logic.
Do you realize there is no evidence that
Glenn Beck is innocent of rape and murder?
For Obama Or America
These people have shown they care not one whit
for America or American values. They have instead shown
Did they think some half-drunk clown who killed
hundreds of thousands
No, these elements which shame the name of Democracy
would, and do, demean any vestige of civility and
Subject: Polanski & Rape
I had nothing to do with that.
He plied the child with drugs and alcohol and (lots of details). She was a child.
Who is arguing with you?
This man is a paedophile, the lowest of the low.
He fled from justice and now
Mary, thanks for your opinion, but we need to talk about the same subject.
I slap your brother in the face and he falls, they'd call that "The
Can you see a difference in those two situations?
Put another way, Rhode Island and Texas are both states,
If the light stays on for more than 4 hours,
Does poker player Phil Ivey
I really like the poker/stock market aspect.
You can't make any progress without gambling.
If adultery were a crime, a cynical homicide detective
once told me, the prisons would be bigger than the graveyards.
Recently, four separate sex scandals vied for
the news consumer's attention: a film director, two prominent politicians
Everybody's least favorite character is Roman
Polanski. Except for a few Hollywood fools and European intellectuals
There aren't any races anymore, there are the
wealthy, and everybody else.
We might all be niggers because we're disrespected by rich, white Republicans,
Who else but our dumbass Democrats could get out-voted when they have the MAJORITY?!?!
The sad truth is ...
the Democrats could benefit from the advice of an Okie with an
IQ of 64.
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"When I saw the mock-up of what it was going
to look like, it literally gave me chills.
"Not to speak ill of the dead, but really,
Newseum? Is it necessary to further enshrine the late
"South Buffalo, where I spend a lot of time
- insular, provincial and proud of it, racist, racist, racist.
"I lost all respect for him when he defended
the pedophile priests."
"Tim Russert wore a George W. Bush pin under
his lapel during the debate he moderated between
"The cult of Tim Russert is beyond silly.
What is the rationale for it? When it came to war and peace,
"What a craven cad he was…how he licked Jack
Welch’s boots each and every day, carrying water
Russert's "journalistic integrity" can be summed up in two words:
Subject: Rush to purchase the Rams
It would be nice to hear the NFL commissioner stand up and say to Rush:
"Sorry, but we don't do business with 'your kind' "
I don't know if the commissioner has the authority
to block a sale to Rush, but if it happened,
....except the Cowboys
Saw it on ChuckMcCoy.com
Are umpires blind or crooked?
So that’s what baseball has come to: supporting
egregious flubs to protect their own.
Nobody inside baseball wants a postseason defined
by its umpiring screw-ups,
Not only that, but TNT had a virtual strike zone
on the screen that showed the home plate umpire
We ask the batter to make a decision about a ball
that's coming towards him,
Baseball is full of prejudice and arbitrary rules
that change from pitch to pitch.
I think it's a lot like health care: The people in charge make so many
millions of dollars,
After the game the head umpire said the blind fool "felt
real bad," but who gives a fuck?
It's hard enough for a team to play against Steinbrenner's wallet.
When Reggie Jackson beat the Yankees, Steinbrenner bought him.
Baseball is turning into professional wrestling.
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That's a great price.
U2 - Biggest gamblers ever?
It may only make sense for U2, a band with the fan base, budget and musical might to pull it off.
The tour's in-the-round configuration boosts capacity
by roughly 20%, enabling the band to break attendance records in every
Each of the three "claw" structures that leapfrog
along the itinerary requires 37 trucks and cost upward of $40 million.
We're going to see the U2 show this week.
Wanda retakes the Crown
Maybe the last 3-4 years, I've said Kathy
Griffin is the funniest woman in America.
More honest than Howard Stern?
Kathy rules, but Wanda's HBO special was up there
in the stratosphere.
But her performance Saturday nite was right up
there with the greats.
Is there anything more fun than a stand-up
comic who's just killing you?
Catch this Wanda Sykes special on HBO all this week.
It'll take time and further viewings to know how
good it was,
Look for slices of that in the soon-to-be-released
Subject: John Lennon
I say it every four years.
Followed by Martin Luther King, Bobby, then Jack?
Y o u r
H e r e
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Cowboys beat winless Chiefs in overtime
"Well we're 2-2, so we're not the prettiest
bride in the church right now either
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