"Robert Byrd has been around a very long time,
and his many decades of service have made West Virginia a wonderful state in
which to manufacture methamphetamine or frame the locals for murder. But it's time for Senator to do the
right thing, and expire. Even a nice coma would do." -- Confederate Handjob,
There's one clear difference between the two parties.
The Democrat would wish for their political enemies to retire.
But when somebody wants the guy on the other side of the aisle
we know you're dealing with a Rethug or a religiously insane
handjob - or both.
Excerpt: The Chacaltaya glacier, 5,300m (17,400 ft) up
in the Andes, used to be the world's highest ski run.
But it has been reduced to just a few small pieces
Many Bolivians depend on the melting of the glaciers
for their water supply during the dry season.
The team of Bolivian scientists started measuring
the Chacaltaya glacier in the 1990s. Not long ago they were predicting
that it would survive until 2015. But now it
seems, the glacier has melted at a much faster rate than they expected.
Photos taken in the last two weeks show that all
that is left of the majestic glacier, which is thought to be 18,000 years
are a few lumps of ice near the top.
See how the glacier has retreated since 1940
Just 20 years ago skiers from all round
the world would travel to Chacaltaya
to say they had skied down the world's highest
Butt, since Jim Inhofe rules the United States, and because the
Obama and the Democrats have refused to come to work because they have no Bartcop in them, global warming
continues to be denied.
EASY to rub the facts in the faces of the lying
sons of bitches,
why can't some elected Democrat gather the sac and finally stand up
and say it?
Earth's house is on fire, and the anti-science, cloud-worshipping deniers say everything's OK!
If Democrats had ruled in the 1400's, globes would be illegal because
their troglodyte opponents
would say "Anybody with a lick of sense knows
the Earth is flat, " and that's that.
What do you mean......they broke up your table.....the
only table you could win at?
What's the matter with you? Go win at another
I got to know this table, I knew
who was real and who wasn't.
I was f-ing Nancy Grace - I could read their
minds after a while...
I got lucky and had someone who loves poker come
to Breckenridge this week.
16k later...your pal's way, he says uncle with
a lot of cursing. The funny thing is the last time
he and I played I got stuck about 10K and upped
the stakes and got down to a 2K loser
and he got pissed because I came back and he
quit before the agreed upon time deadline.
This time when he got stuck 2K, I said of course
I'll go along with a stake raise and play till whatever
time you want, because that's what you do when
you are a better poker player than your opponent
and a gentleman to boot. Maybe you lose
back what you won, but odds are, you break a piggy.
Let's have a festival in Breckenridge when pot's
legal (after Jan. 1.)
Don't make too big a deal advertising what is
common knowledge because the local heat
feels like out of towners might get the wrong
impression....pot is legal...wait a minute...pot is
Frank, I look forward to it.
I got to smoke legal some pot in the Rockies in '09 and I want to do
The religiously-insane, pro-Jack Danilels crowd can't imagine a benign
Why do drugs that don't make you want to beat your wife?
I can see it now...
A friendly game of small-ball poker,
a little live Shirley on the video,
a little Chinaco, maybe even the good stuff?
a little bit of some legal God's flowers...
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I'd go to this even if I was
Some people want to make this a ski-vacation too, so when should we
When will there still be enough snow but unlikely to have a roads-closing
Sidebar: I don't care if we get snowed in afterwards.
It's just what is needed to raise awareness,
cruises to the North Pole.
Carnival or whoever can run it, but they may
even start a special line,
called Apocalypse for these kind of Enviro-holocost
Breathless pacing and effortless characterization
are the hallmarks of King's best books, and here the writing is immersive, the suspense
unrelenting. The pages turn so fast you'll barely be able
to keep up.
"Dear President Obama, Thanks for no help in
Maine, no real support for the public option, hiring folks like Rahm Emanuel and
Jim Messina to push Congressional leaders to cave to Joe Lieberman and Blue Dogs, and caving
on core Democratic initiatives of late, such as re-importation of cheaper prescription
drugs. I am appreciative of the smaller initiatives you have undertaken, but in 2010, please
stop throwing progressive allies under the bus and screwing up major progressive initiatives.
As a holiday gift, I am enclosing a gift certificate to a semester-long class on Negotiation
101. I hope you put it to good use."
-- Adam Bink, Link
In 2004, Kerry took out a mortage on his home to get the money
he needed to win Iowa.
Then he went wind surfing off Cape Cod for a month while the
Swiftboaters swayed public opinion.
In 2008, Obama's followers spread the lie that the Clintons were
racists to win Iowa.
A year later, he vacationed at Cape Cod for a month while the
Teabaggers swayed public opinion.
Why do Democrats start a fight and then go to sleep?
Excerpt: If it's DeceIt is a curious day indeed when,
among Oklahoma’s Washington delegation, John Sullivan sounds sane.
Sens. Jim Inhofe and Tom Coburn have again displayed
their posteriors to the national press, bringing the nation’s
attention to bear on Oklahoma voters.
Sen. Coburn is attempting to stop health care
legislation by requesting that each senator be required to read each piece
of legislation offered for a vote and that each
item be read into the record in full. Coburn told a press conference he
asked for the reading because, “This reading
will provide a dose of transparency that has been lacking in this debate.”
The keyboard shudders when using “Coburn” and
“transparency” in the same sentence.
Your legal flowers comment set me to reminiscing.
Back in the 70s I was visiting Ann Arbor, Michigan,
from Beantown (actually, I was selling a passel of Thai sticks,
but that's another story), and couldn't resist
approaching a cop on the sidewalk, blowing some sweet, oily smoke
in his direction, and requesting a citation.
He seemed reluctant, but I told him how much I'd
enjoy showing the ticket to my friends back home,
so he wrote me up for a $5 fine. He was a good
sport, because he knew I'd never pay it.
Those were the days. Mayhap such happy days are
A happy holiday season to you and Mrs. Bart and
and may the new year treat us all at least a
little more kindly.
Bob in Prague
Excerpt: Howard Dean proved long ago that he marches to
the beat of his own conscience and
he remains unswerving in his opposition to the
Senate Democrats' healthcare bill.
What irks him the most in the current bill, he
said, is that it permits insurance companies to charge as much as
300 percent more to some customers than others.
So even though they must provide coverage to anyone who
applies -- known as "guaranteed issue" -- the
price differential that can be charged to older or sicker customers
virtually erases that promise.
"If you have to pay $20,000 a year for insurance,
what good does it do if you have guaranteed issue?" he asked.
'Which is in fact what you'd have to pay if they
can charge you three times as much as they do ordinary people.
They have 300 percent rate differences in that
On a crazy-complicated issue like health care
reform, I trust the top Democrats because
I don't have the time to get into something like
that - but can we trust this health care bill?
Obama hasn't lifted a finger to get what he wants,
so whose health care bill is this?
Kissyface the traitor's?
Mitch the Bitch McConnell's?
"Dick Cheney is one of the most devious, unpatriotic,
self serving, slimy, parasitic war profiteering scumbags in American
history to ever hold a major public office. When it comes to America he has "other
priorities"...himself." -- flavorino, Link
Developers at Nintendo have dreamed of creating
a simultaneous multiplayer Super Mario Bros. game for decades. The Wii console finally makes that dream come
true for everyone with New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Supporting 2-4 players in side-scrolling co-op
and competitive platforming action, and featuring a mix of fan favorites and new characters, new powerups
and various input options via the Wii Remote, it is destined to become an instant classic
in one of the most beloved game franchises of all-time.
"That's the first thing I think when important
issues occur..."What would Sarah do?" A pox on John Mccain for giving this
no-one a voice." -- ender
After a brutal fight of several weeks, Co- President
Lieberman and Vice President Ben Nelson announced their
version of a health care reform bill. This
struggle, which effectively neutered Progressives and muzzled moderates,
finally came to an end. Both Lieberman and Nelson
are happy with the bill, as are the insurance companies they represent.
In the end, these two got everything they wanted.
Yes, it meant they had to make Co-President Obama look a
little weak and passive, and gave the hint that
it might be Rahm Emanuel who was pulling the strings in this fight.
President Obama however claims to be happy
with the progress made. He was losing sleep over the prospect o
f not having any bill at all to sign.
To the relief of almost all, those that were for
a different version of a bill in the beginning, one with a public option,
medicare buy-in, with no abortion restrictions,
( just to name a few), have fallen in line and have changed their tunes.
Let the platitudes begin.
(Many in fact, will need to use their own health
care, to repair their arms that were twisted up and back, very hard).
So next up......reconcile the House & Senate
However Nelson says f any changes are made-he
like HIS version- he'll object.
It's not your father's Democratic party anymore........
God help us, because the Democrats sure can't.
Excerpt: Former South Dakota lawmaker Ted Klaudt does
not like all of the stories being written about him.
Most politicians are delighted with coverage
but Klaudt is best known for raping his foster daughters.
Klaudt’s solution (after failing to prove innocence)
was to copyright his name and demand that newspapers
ask his permission to use his name 20 days before
any article or face millions in penalties for unauthorized use.
It is a clever idea that only lacks a basis in
the law to work. You cannot copyright your name in this way.
You can make your name a trademark but only for
business and services — not journalistic stories.
There are few people who would want to infringe
on the trademark name of Ted Klaudt.
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