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 Friday,  January 29, 2010   Vol 2463 - Bricking the River

Quote of the Day

"Republicans have found their bumper sticker, 
  their slogan, their rallying cry, it's one word: No. 
  You can read that on a bumper. Our bumper sticker 
  has way too many words. And it says, 'Continued on 
  next bumper sticker.' "
     -- Al Franken,  Link


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Corporate-sponsored America HOT
Arrow Obama  Bipartisanship  
Arrow Statement from Sam Clauder  
Arrow Another GOP Compromise HOT
Arrow Giuliani: I'm such a douche 
Arrow How f-ing lame can I be? 
Arrow John Edwards Sex tape? HOT
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"I killed that doctor to prevent more abortions." 
     -- Scott Roeder, murdering handjob,    Link

 Hey asshole, it doesn't work that way.

 What's next,. you murder the president of McDonald's because he kills kids with obesity?
 Or you murder a Toyota salesman because the gas pedal might stick?

 You're going to spend 25 years getting raped in a cage, asshole.
 I think you got off easy.

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Corporate-sponsored America
 by Gene Lyons


Thanks in part to the Supreme Court and our diligent friends at Citizens United, the United States 
has now moved a step closer to formally adopting a "one-dollar, one vote" political system.

Citizens United, and its head honcho, David Bossie, had a hand in virtually every lurid smear of Bill Clinton. 
Newt Gingrich fired him for distributing doctored audiotapes falsely implicating Hillary Clinton in wrongdoing. 
During the 2008 primaries, Bossie helped produce another video attacking then-Sen. Clinton. Citizens United 
was free to sell it or give it away. Due to its corporate funding, however, the Federal Election Commission ruled 
that campaign finance laws prohibited its being broadcast as a political commercial.

Five radical-right judicial activists on the U.S. Supreme Court disagreed. Brushing aside a century of lawmaking 
and judicial precedent dating back to Theodore Roosevelt, they ruled that when it comes to political speech, 
you, I, General Electric, Toyota and Goldman Sachs have exactly the same free speech rights.

Corporate executives are now free to use unlimited company funds in support of causes and candidates friendly 
to the bottom line. Not their own personal money, mind you, but that of an abstract, purely legal entity having no 
passions or loyalties beyond economic self-interest. Even if the corporation is a multinational headquartered 
on Wall Street, in London, Tokyo or Beijing.

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"The truth is the flares went up about 10 days before that Massachusetts election. 
  There wasn't much discussion about the implications if the thing went the other way." 
       -- David Axelrod, on how they dropped the ball - again,   Link

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Subject: Toyota - is it the Computer? 

As someone who has been in software for over 30 years I have to ask Toyota this question, 
“Have you ruled out the computer?” 

As I understand it the cars in question are all “drive by wire” cars. Unlike the cars I drove as a teen 
where the gas pedal was connected to the carborator with metal rods, these days the pedal is an 
input device that merely indicates to the car’s computer how fast the driver wishes to go. 
The computer is what directly controls the engine speed.

Even if the gas pedal was actually sticking the computer could be programmed to detect a faulty pedal 
and shut down the engine automatically upon fault detection. Such software would be trivial to implement 
and could save lives until the real problem is determined. However there seems to be evidence of cases 
that defy the pedal theory and that Toyota should be looking at the computer.
 Marc Perkel

I agree - we're not getting the straight story.
They say the floor mats are causing the problem.

If that's true, take the floor mats out - Duh!

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 While the rabid dogs bite him in return 


Obama pledged on Wednesday night to push forward with his agenda, declaring "I don't quit."
But the fighting spirit that infused his first State of the Union address gave rise to the question of 
whether the president can find a political strategy that will fulfill his rhetoric.

And at the same time, his continued emphasis on bipartisanship worried Democrats, while failing to appease Republicans.

Some Democrats expressed concerns Wednesday night that he had failed to learn a key lesson: 
that efforts to find bipartisan consensus invariably lead to watered-down legislation that still doesn't get the GOP votes.

"It is fine if he wants to meet with Republicans once a week, but I hope he doesn't think those meetings will produce anything," 
says Celinda Lake, a Democratic pollster who worked on the losing side of the Coakley race. 

"I hope he understand that bipartisanship won't work and it won't produce the results he wants.
"Voters do hunger for that bipartisanship tone,' Lake added. 'I just hope Obama doesn't believe it himself.'"

It seems Obama has two choices:

He can be a successful president 
he can be the president who was nice to the "Up yours, nigger" bastards.

My fear is that he's chosen the latter.

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Another GOP Compromise 


The Senate voted yesterday on a proposal to create a bipartisan commission on deficit reduction. 
The effort failed -- "only" a 53-member majority supported the idea.
It's worth noting what yesterday's vote tells us about Senate Republican attitudes right now.

Six GOP senators co-sponsored the legislation, and then voted against their own idea. 
The Republicans said the commission might have told them what they didn't want to hear, and should therefore not exist.

Among those voting against it: Republicans Brownback,  Crapo (ha ha) John Ensign the adulterer,
Kay Bailey Hutchifelon, James Pissquik Inhofe of Oklahoma and grumpy old John McCain.

We've heard plenty of rhetoric of late about how Obama just needs to reach out more to Republicans.
But how can anyone take such an approach seriously when leading GOP lawmakers 
oppose their own ideas because they may be asked to accept bipartisan concessions?

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"I was thinking back to the first State of the Union Address with Clinton, and I thought 
 this guy can say things that are untrue with greater conviction than anyone I’ve ever seen. 
 I honestly think that Obama is better. And I don’t mean that unkindly."
      -- Jim Inhofe, being nice,   Link

"Says the guy who sucked up Bush’s Iraq-has-WMD lie like it was creamed corn."
      -- barfly,   Link

"Is it just me, or are there a lot of disingenuous stupid shits speaking for Oklahoma these days?" 
      -- Frugalchariot,   Link

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"Obama's got me on the mind, folks.  I am in his head.  That 'I hope he fails' 
  is reverberating in there and it's still bouncing around and it has not been forgotten."
     -- Der vulgar Pigboy, impressed with his own importance,     

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How f-ing lame can I be?
 by Maureen Dowd


"He’s The One, all right.

The handsome, athletic pol with the comely wife and two lovely daughters who precipitously rose 
from the State Legislature to pull us all together.

The fresh face and disarming underdog America’s been waiting for, someone who suffered through 
his parents’ divorce, watched his mom go on welfare and survived some wayward youthful behavior 
to become disciplined and successful - a lawyer, a lawmaker and a devoted family guy who does dog duty.

Someone who’s always game for a game of pickup basketball, loves talking sports and even boasts 
beefcake photos. A pro-choice phenom propelled into higher office by conservatives, independents 
and Democrats, a surprise winner with a magical aura.

The New One is the shimmering vessel that we are pouring all our hopes and dreams into 
after the grave disappointment of the Last One, Barack Obama.

The only question left is: Why isn’t Scott Brown delivering the State of the Union? He’s the Epic One 
we want to hear from. All that inexperience can really be put to good use here.

Obama’s Oneness has been one-upped.

Jesus, if I could write that incoherently, I'd have a Pulitzer on my shelf.

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Subject: Retarded

Wow, you are the most retarded wacko out there.
And I thought Al Frankin was an idiot.
 Mike L

Mike, if you have anything substantive to say I'll give you 500 words.
Just keep it clean,

BTW, Senator Franken made Halliburton rapes illegal.
Do you think that was a bad move on his part?

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Why am I such a douche? 
 by Rudy Giuliani


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Subject: I take offense but you're entitled to your opinion! 

Jay Leno is a lazy, ungifted performer?
although, i don't really give a fuck, he's consistently had the best one-liners of any of them.
  from the mf'in' kucinich for president left lol.

Jay's jokes are pre-written and they're automatic (except for the ones he steals).

Let's say Madonna makes the news for some incident on a airplane.

Leno goes to his joke box and rifles thru his Madonna jokes,
then he finds his airplane jokes and comes up with a joke like
"Madonna didn't like the food because she's a material girl."

There's no joke there, but it kinda sounds like there is.

Plus, his taste is possibly the worst in all of show business.
If he sees something in the paper about a sewage problem,
he'll do six or eight jokes about people eating shit.

He thinks people eating shit is the funniest thing ever.
Maybe now that he's eating it, he'll change his mind.

The good news?
He's a loser who's now hated my most everybody.

NBC is stuck with him.

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John Edwards has a Sex tape? 


The mistress of  John Edwards wants a "very private and personal" videotape back from a scumbag
who wrote a book about the politician, according to court documents obtained Friday by The Whore AP.

Rielle Hunter was granted a temporary restraining order against former Edwards aide Andrew Young. 
It seeks the return of photos and videos, including one she says she made in 2006 while working for Edwards.

"In or about September 2006, I authored a personal video that depicted matters of a very private and personal nature," 
Hunter wrote in an affidavit filed Thursday. "In 2006, I was also having an intimate relationship with Edwards."

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"Obama was called for jury duty in Chicago. I think he should go. I mean, 
  the economy is in bad shape. We could use five bucks a day. Every little bit helps."
      -- Jay Leno, being funny again

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Subject: Ford Wins, Toyota Loses 

Hey Bart,
On the same broadcast on NPR that I heard about Ford's success in turning a profit came the news 
that Toyota was suspending sales of about eight of its vehicle models due to a faulty accelerator pedal.
Turns out the two recalls, a week apart, will affect about 6.5 million cars manufactured in four mostly 
southern states.  Tonight it was being blamed on an outsourced parts manufacturer in the U.S.
Toyota has now utterly lost its stellar reputation for quality, probably for good.
Doesn't something smell fishy here?  
The take-down of the number one car company in the world?  Accident?  
One tiny .01 milimeter of calibration off on the computerized gizmo that makes the pedal?
We know all big corporations have their own intelligence units, and regularly engage in espionage.  
Hell, most of our intelligence apparatus has been outsourced to private companies.
Am I too paranoid? 
 Barbara in Upstate New York

I don't think it's a problem.
It's only newsworthy in that Toyota has made near-perfect vehicles for so many years.

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Subject: Liberals angry; no one seems to notice

Hey Bart,

Is there any sign those people who still believe President Obama and Democrats in Congress 
are a bunch of socialists have any idea how angry those of us on the left are right now? 
Does Fox News just never say anything about that so this disappointment on the part of liberals doesn’t exist to them?

I was sort of hoping some of the fearful mob of “teabaggers” would notice all those liberal types 
expressing their disappointment and anger about decisions being made and about how anything that 
sounds like part of an actual progressive agenda gets treated like it’s radioactive. It would be a minor 
consolation prize if perhaps some people angry about socialists and communists and all these 
non-existent new taxes on the middle class would realize the people who told them that were liars.

So, we know how disconnected from reality right wingers are these days, right? 
Do you think there will ever be a revelation on their part when tea baggers have to 
compete with liberals and maybe some actual socialist types for space to protest?

The Democratic party seems to have been taken over by old-school but sane Republicans.  
Personally, I’d like it if the Progressive Caucus split off and formed their own party in time for 
the midterms and before the primaries. A solid slate of real progressives, both incumbents and 
new candidates, would be a welcome change. I’d like to see a movement like this that wasn’t 
just a vehicle for one person to get on the ballot.
 Bill F. in Utah

Our whore media can't mention that the Left is angry with Obama because that 
would make him appear to be a centrist and the whores can make more money 
by painting Obama as a radical Muslim socialist hell-bent on ruining America.

Hell, if they are successful at distoring his record
they might get to cover his assassination.

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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.  

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

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8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other

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State Marijuana Penalties

Statement from Sam Clauder

On Jan. 6, Judge Michael Dest added $100K bail onto my three misdemeanor cases, 
each of which I have been cited out on my own recognizance for as much as 39 months 
without ever missing, or even being late for, a single appearance in court. 

I have been in jail ever since.

Judge Dest did this for two reasons – to extort a plea bargain out of me, and to silence me 
by taking me out of circulation because my voice has been one of the most effective in fighting
political corruption in this county. 

I have been convicted of nothing, and I will accept no plea bargain, because all of these 
false and fraudulent charges and accusations are politically and financially motivated. 

So, I remain a political prisoner to keep me from exposing and fighting the corruption 
of the county supervisors, the district attorney and select Judges-including Michael Dest.

Two court hearings have been scheduled in this case.  
Jan. 29 at 8:30 AM in Department S23 and Feb. 2 at 8:30 AM in Department S23P is a preliminary hearing. 

For more information contact:            
Attorney Tim Prince (909) 888-1000
Gail Fry (909) 337-4282 


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Subject: Donation

Bart, I know this isn't much, but in light of the way that evil 
bastard Bush left this country, it's about all I can afford right now. 
I just got an email from the DNC imploring me to donates. 

If I'm going to give any money to someone who would fight 
for what I believe in, it certainly wouldn't be the chicken-shit 
spineless assholes that call themselves Democrats these days. 

At least giving it to you I know it's going to someone who 
won't back down, who will tell it like it is, and who will fight. 

Wish it could be more! 
Thanks for all you do! 
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