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 Wednesday   March  10, 2010  Vol 2486 - Crapweasel 

Quote of the Day

"Fishing is on the verge becoming 
  a privilege controlled by Obama."
    -- Rush Limbaugh, hopelessly insane


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Toyota - out of control  HOT
Arrow Cheney's Best Torture tips HOT
Arrow Pigboy: I'll leave America 
Arrow Democrats Unwilling To Fight
Arrow Clinton 'Filegate' settled HOT
Arrow GOP Civil War in Florida  HOT
Arrow Pope's brother - just as crazy 
Arrow 'Nirvana's' Rachel Leigh Cook  



Mike Malloy Live


"With the Toyota troubles, this is a great chance for
  domestic car makers to grab a bigger market share..."
    -- a panelist on Morning Joe

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Toyota - out of control
 Sent in with glee by Danny Detroit


A woman smashed into a wall this morning because of a stuck accelerator on a Toyota Prius, police said.
The 56-year-old driver suffered non-life threatening injuries, acting Chief Anthony Marraccini said.

The woman was pulling out of the driveway facing forward when the accelerator stuck, police said.
The car "shot" across the street smashing into a stone wall, Marraccini said.

Marraccini said the floor mat has been pretty much ruled out as a cause. The 2005 car appears to 
have had corrective action taken, Marraccini said. The floor mat was tied to the seat base with plastic ties.

The car has been taken to police headquarters for further analysis. 

...where the police will sit on the problem like the federal government has.

How is it possible nobody can tell us why these cars are allegedly speeding up?
Doesn't it seem like that investigation should take 2-3 days, maximum?

How many more months are we going to read horror stories without any answers?

It would appear their objective is to let Toyota twist in the wind.
Once they've destroyed them, will they say, "Nothing was wrong - our bad?"

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Subject: We have control over everything? 

We (you and me and the rest of the little people) don't control anything, and the Democrats 
must not control anything either, because if you control things, you get what you want.
So the people in office representing the Democratic party must really, secretly, be republicans, 
because that's the only way this makes any sense. They are getting what they want.
And it's not what you or I or any of the other peons living in this country want.

All the Democrats have to do is stand up and sac up.
They choose not to.

Maybe it's like Bush being president but Cheney calling all the shots.
The Dems have the power but they're too scared or intimidated to use it.

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Cheney's Best Torture tips



Interrogators were instructed to start pouring water right after a detainee exhaled, to ensure he inhaled water, 
not air, in his next breath. They could use their hands to "dam the runoff" and prevent water from spilling out of 
a detainee's mouth. They were allowed six separate 40-second "applications" of liquid in each two-hour session
– and could dump water over a detainee's nose and mouth for a total of 12 minutes a day. Finally, to keep 
detainees alive even if they inhaled their own vomit during a session – a side effect of waterboarding
– the prisoners were kept on a liquid diet. The agency recommended Ensure Plus.

Endless torture, hour after hour, day after day, week after week, year after year
and we don't even know if the poor bastards are terrorists or goat herders with really bad luck.

This is what Bush and Cheney turned America into but they will go down in history as the men who
kept America safe while Bill Clinton will go down in history as a bad man because he had a girlfriend.

That's what happens when one party decides not to fight back.

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Subject: gay Republicans

Why the queerest Rethugs are always the ones who denounce gays the loudest?

This is a known psychological condition. They call it reaction formation.

Check it out, 

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Clintons 'Filegate' settled
 So soon?  It's only been 14 years... 


A federal judge in Washington has dismissed the last legal remnants of Filegate, a scandal (there was no scandal)
that engulfed the Clinton White House nearly 14 years ago.

Judge Royce Lamberth, ruled that there was no intentional misconduct and that the acquisition of 
hundreds of FBI background files on former White House staffers was simply a mix-up.

After years of litigation, endless depositions, the fictionalized portrayal of this lawsuit and its litigants on 
television, and innumerable histrionics, this Court is left to conclude that with this lawsuit, 'there's no there there.' 
While this Court seriously entertained the plaintiffs' allegations that their privacy had been violated--and indeed 
it was, even if not in the sense contemplated by the Privacy Act--after ample opportunity, the Clinton-haters have 
not produced any evidence of the far-reaching conspiracy that sought to use intimate details from FBI files for 
political assassinations that they alleged. The only thing that they have demonstrated is that this unfortunate 
episode--about which they do have cause to complain--was exactly what the defendants claimed: a bureaucratic snafu.

First Lady Hillary Clinton once dismissed filegate as a pseudoscandal. It was no laughing matter 
to Clinton aides, who racked up huge legal bills to defend themselves in the lawsuits.

Bill and Hillary are the most investigated people in Earth's history and after all 
the hundreds of millions of dollars spent, all they found was a couple of blow jobs.

Yet history will call it, "The scandal-plaqued Clinton administration" because 
the Democrats refuse to list the facts and the facts are the Clintons were always innocent.

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that insures everybody!  Oh, no!!"

The teabaggers are insane with rage over Obama's blue ink
but they have NO PROBLEM with Bush's red ink.


"I ask kids all the time, and they tell me it is easier to get marijuana than beer because beer 
  is controlled by the government.  Let's face reality. Taxing and regulating marijuana will 
  make it less available to children than it is today."
    -- former GOP judge turned reality fan,   Link

 Drug dealers don't ask for ID and they don't care how old you are.

 If Walgreens and Walmart sold high quality pot, we could control it better
 so the question becomes, "Why doesn't the government want pot controlled?"

 You'd think the tax boost alone would turn the tide.

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by Bruce Yurgil


"We're no Toyota apologists, but if you look past the media circus, the numbers don't reveal a 
meaningful problem.  Everyone in the U.S. has approximately a one-in-8000 chance of perishing in 
a car accident every year.  Given the millions of cars included in the Toyota recalls and the fewer 
than 20 alleged deaths over the past decade, the alleged fatality rate is about one death per 
200,000 recalled Toyotas. 

Even if all the alleged deaths really are resultant from vehicle defects—highly unlikely—and even if 
all the worst things people say about Toyotas are true, and you aren't smart or calm enough to shift to 
neutral if the thing surges, you're still approximately 250 times likelier to die in one of these cars for
reasons having nothing to do with unintended acceleration. So if you can muster the courage to get
into a car and drive, the additional alleged risk of driving a Toyota is virtually negligible."
    -- Car and Driver Magazine,    Link

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Subject: Toyota in Japan 

Bart, I just moved to Japan from Seattle and asked people here if they were aware of any problems 
or traffic deaths resulting from sticking accelerator pedals in Japan and the answer was no.

So it is either an issue with the construction of cars in American factories on U.S. soil 
or stupid, inept (and most likely overweight) American morons behind the wheel. 
Heartless Harker in Fukuoka, Japan.

Interesting that Japanese-made cars aren't accelerating.

Maybe the US government should import some Japanese quality control specialists
because the US government seems unable or unwilling to identify the accelerator problem.

There's a lot of giggling going on concerning Toyota's troubles.
Since we can't beat them on the playing field, let's slime them out of business.

Or. maybe we can force Toyota to close their American plants
and import the cars from Japan that are assembled properly?

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"I was excited about Palin; I’m more excited about Liz Cheney. The same sort of excitement 
  you get when you hear her father, except she’s this petite blonde with five kids … 
  There’s just something about her… You have a little crush on her. It’s hard not to."
       -- --Michael Goldfarb, aching to have sex with Dick Cheney but will settle for his daughter,     Link

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Subject: the exploding Chevy scandal

Why would ANYONE trust the whore media after what they did to Chevy 
and the 'gas tank explosion hazard' in Chevy trucks?

I think it was CBS... they rigged up a couple of model rocket engines 
to make the gas tank explode with big pretty flames in their manufactured 'crash test'.

Fuck the whore media, anyway. Then again, today's Americans are so damned 
tech illiterate that it's not surprising this shit gets traction...

Keep up the good work amigo,

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"Editor's Note: The Huffington Post's editorial policy, laid out in our blogger guidelines, 
  prohibits the promotion and promulgation of conspiracy theories -- including those about 9/11. 
  As such, we have removed (Jesse Ventura's 9-11) post.
    -- Huffington Post,    Link

 What's the real reason Arianna doesn't want people to read Jesse's book? 
 What's the real reason Arianna doesn't want people to know Jesse's opinion? 

 Anyone who says, "Organized religion is a crutch for the weak and the stupid,"
 should be heard because he's certainly not singing from the corporate America hymn book.

 Would Arianna let Robert Parry write about Iran-Contra?
 Or is that a "conspiracy theory," too?

 Would Arianna allow stories about Florida Theft 2000?
 Or is that a "conspiracy theory," too?

 Would Arianna allow stories about "Curveball" and Iraqi WMDs?
 Or is that a "conspiracy theory," too?

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Pigboy: I'll leave America if health care passes
 Please Pigboy, be telling the truth this one time - please


Der vulgar Pigboy Limbaugh has thrown down the gauntlet. If Congress passes health care reform, 
Limbaugh will leave the country to detox from his heroin addiction.

Specifically, Limbaugh told a caller that he envisions traveling to Costa Rica (not The Dominican Republic?)
should the government expand health care coverage to the unwashed poor who are currently uninsured.

Ironically, Costa Rica offers universal heath care to all of its residents. 

Damn, think of the doctor shopping the Pigboy could do in a small, third-world country.

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John Belusi as Vito Corleone


"We're not going to pass universal health care with a 50-plus-one strategy. We're not going to have 
  a serious bold energy policy of the sort I proposed yesterday unless you build a working majority. 
  And part of the task of building that working majority is to get people to believe in our government, 
  that it can work, that it's based on common sense, that it's not just sort of scoring political points." 
   -- Obama, 2007, on why he'd make a better president than Hillary,     Link

"Here's the thing. During the campaign, it was imperative to pretend to be much different from Hillary. 
  Right-wingers and many independents hated Hillary. They needed an anti-Hillary. In the progressive 
  blogosphere very few only Bartcop supported Hillary. They needed an anti-Hillary. Enter Obama, 
  the "anti-Hillary" who turned out to be her clone. He was The One, alright. The One Who Would 
  Say Anything To Get Elected."  
   -- truthseeker77,     Link

 I don't mind a politician saying what needs to be said to get elected.
 But now that he's got the job he wanted so badly, why doesn't he come to work?

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Subject: I'm pretty sure... 

...that the folks who are trapped in a speeding Toyota THINK that they have their foot 
firmly planted on the brake pedal -- don't!

They have their foot firmly planted on the throttle. When it all comes to a stop, 
they STILL think they had their foot firmly planted on the brake pedal.
This may be the world's most successful PR coup.
 Ray in Kamloops 

MSNBC played a tape of a 9-1-1 caller about his runaway Toyota.

9-1-1: What's your emergency? 

Driver: My Toyota is out on control. I've been driving 90 MPH
             for the last 30 minutes on the Interstate

9-1-1: Have you tried putting ther car in neutral? 

Driver: I, ... (sputter)...(grunts)...I ... I'm trying to control the car!!!

In a half-hour, the guy didn't think to put the car into Neutral?:  

Like with JFK and Iran-Contra and 9-11,
all we know for sure is that our government is lying to us.

I wonder why?

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GOP Civil War in Florida 


Polling conducted over the last few months shows that Crist has fallen behind former state House Speaker 
Marco Rubio in the Republican primary thanks to the abandonment of his candidacy by conservatives.

Tho Crist is behind, the Florida primary isn't until August 24 -- meaning that Crist has five months to re-frame 
the race in a way in which he can win it.

Crist has grown increasingly aggressive in attacking Rubio. The latest example? Crist's seeming suggestion that 
Rubio charged not only a $130 haircut but also a back waxing to a state party credit card during his time as 
speaker of the state House. (And, no, we didn't think we would ever write that last sentence. Ever.)

What's more fun than a nasty GOP civil war?

Which rethugs will stick with Crist, and risk angering the teabaggers?

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MMA Rumors

How powerful is Ellen?

She told TV Guide that before she'd agree to be an Idol judge, she wanted "X-millions of dollars" 
for a five year contract and veto power over Simon's replacement.


TV's top show gave up all that to get ...Ellen?

Ellen's not in the Top 100 stars in Hollywood, maybe not the Top 200,
so how in the world did she get, arguably, the best job in show business?

Looks like we won't be seeing Howard Stern if Ellen owns the show.

I find myself missing Paula Abdul.
The show just isn't the same without Paula 
critiquing songs that haven't been sung yet.

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Subject: Acceptance Letter


I am Jim Leon, A deceased client of mine who shares the same last name as yours, 
died of a heart-related Condition and this was due to the death of all his family members 
in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.

You can reach me on ( +60176193912 for more information 
as my late Client has a deposit of ($18M) left behind.

Best regards,
 Jim Leon

Jim, send that $18M to me right away.
I know just what to do with it.

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Benny the Rat's brother - just as crazy


The pope's brother said that he slapped pupils as punishment after he took over a German boys' choir
 in the 1960s. He also said he was aware of allegations of physical abuse at an elementary school linked 
 to the choir but did nothing about it.

 The Rev. Georg Ratzinger, 86, said he was completely unaware of allegations of sexual abuse, 
 part of a string of charges of sex abuse by church employees across Europe in recent days...

 The scandal sweeping church institutions in many European countries kept widening Tuesday.

 In Austria, the head of a Benedictine monastery admitted to sexually abusing a child decades ago 
 and resigned. Dutch Catholic bishops announced an independent inquiry into more than 200 allegations 
 of sexual abuse of children by priests at church schools and apologized to victims.

 Last week, a former singer at the choir had come forward with allegations of sexual abuse in the early 1960s. 
 And across Germany, more than 170 students have claimed they were sexually abused at Catholic high schools.

 The world is acting like Democrats (not a compliment) when it comes to rapist priests.
 They shake their heads and say, "That's just terrible" but they refuse to act to stop it.

 These raping priests won't stop until somebody stops them
 but everybody's too afraid to mess with the raping Catholics.

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Subject: What will it take? 

People are wondering, "What will it take to get the Democrats to pass health care reform?" 
Well - Rush Limbaugh said that he would leave the country if health care reform passed. 
So Democrats - there's your reason! Or are you holding out for Glenn Beck to make the same promise?

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"I'm begging you, your right to religion and freedom to exercise religion and read all of the 
  passages of the Bible as you want to read them and as your church wants to preach them...
  are going to come under the ropes in the next year. If it lasts that long it will be the next year. 
  I beg you, look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church Web site. 
  If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words. 
  Now, am I advising people to leave their church?  Yes."
    -- Glenn Beck, who gets more popular as he gets more crazy,   Link

"Did you hear that? Beck is begging you to run as fast as you can from any religious institution 
  that embraces social justice. Flee now from churches that advocate for the welfare of the poor, 
  the hungry, the sick, people enduring hardships and looking for answers. In other words, 
  renounce any parish that practices the teachings of Jesus." 
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  Jesus was a long-haired, no-job, sandle-wearing, gay community organizer.
  No wonder the GOP has to make him the enemy. 

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Americal Idol - We're down to twenty and we lost four more last week.

Survivor Heroes vs Villians - Another great episode - nice blindside, too

The Amazing Race - Five Emmys in a row - and nobody's watching?

Dancing with the Stars - starts in a week or two - and they have real stars this year

So we'll do Idol on Fridays, Survivor on Mondays
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You watch TV and you have opinions, right?

Maybe others would like to read your opinions and you might
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What do you have to lose?

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