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 Friday  April 2,  2010 Vol 2500 - Carpet beater 

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Quote of the Day

"Sarah Palin has a new Fox News series
  about people with “real-life tales of 
  overcoming adversity.” She should do 
  a story about that guy who became the 
  first black president."
     -- Jimmy Fallon

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow A Method to GOP's Madness HOT
Arrow LL Cool J to FOX: Blow me HOT
Arrow No Lie Too Low For GOP 
Arrow Ensign's Blackmail Cover-up 
Arrow Eldrick Lying - Times Threre HOT
Arrow Catholic 'ritual beatings'
Arrow Pope says "No" to Victims
Arrow Jennifer Morrison in 'Miracle'



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"Every day since I signed the reform law, there’s been another poll or headline that said, 
"Nation still divided on health care reform." "Polls haven’t changed yet." Well, yeah. It just 
happened last week!  It’s only been a week! Can you imagine if some of these reporters were 
working on a farm? You’d planted some seeds and they came out the next day and they looked. 
"Nothing’s happened! There’s no crop! We're gonna starve! Oh no! It’s a disaster!" It’s been 
a week, folks. So before we find out if people like health care reform, we should wait to see what 
happens when we actually put it into place! Just a thought."
    -- Obama, setting FOX News straight,     Link

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A Method to GOP's Madness


Washington’s conventional wisdom for explaining the intensity of GOP obstructionism toward Obama 
breaks down one of two ways: either it’s a philosophical disagreement over the role of government or 
a desperate need to stay in line with a radicalized right-wing base.

But there is another way to view the GOP political strategy, as neither principled nor reactive to the rantings
of Tea Partiers, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. It is that the Republicans are following a playbook that has 
evolved over more than four decades, to regain power by sabotaging Democratic presidents.

In this analysis, the Republicans believe they can reclaim the lucrative levers of national authority by making the 
country as ungovernable as possible while a Democrat is in the White House, essentially holding governance 
hostage until they are restored to power. Then, the Democrats are expected to behave as a docile opposition 
“for the good of the country” (and usually do).

The “destroy Obama” game plan tracks most closely with Newt Gingrich’s strategy for undermining Bill Clinton 
16 years ago. But today’s strategy also traces back to Nixon’s sabotage of  LBJ's Vietnam peace talks in 1968 
and Reagan’s October Surprise gambit against Carter’s Iran hostage negotiations in 1980.

In all four cases – covering the last four Democratic presidencies – the Republicans did not behave as a loyal 
opposition but rather as a single-minded political enemy that viewed the White House as its birthright and 
Democratic control of the Executive Branch as illegitimate.

And while the Rethugs were busy playing hardball, the Dem were trying to master Pattycake.

It's a wonder the Democratic Party still exists.

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Ensign's Blackmail Cover-up
 Tom Coburnm helped orchestrate the crime


Senator John Ensign sought financial backing for a troubled Nevada energy company in 2008, 
and at the same time he urged the company to hire his mistress's husband, according to people involved in the matter.

At the request of the company, P2SA Equity, Mr. Ensign had two senior aides contact one of the nation's largest 
oil pipeline businesses, Kinder Morgan, about forming a partnership, two executives associated with the project said.

Mr. Ensign's dealings with P2SA are at the center of a federal criminal inquiry into his efforts to line up 
lobbying work for Doug Hampton, a former top aide whose wife Ensign has been banging on the side.

Investigators appear to be looking into whether Mr. Ensign sought to ingratiate himself with P2SA so that he 
could ease Mr. Hampton out of his office in Washington. Former Capitol Hill staff members like Mr. Hampton 
are barred from lobbying for a year after leaving their jobs, and if Mr. Ensign knowingly helped him evade that 
restriction, he could face ethics or criminal charges.

No, that's not right.
In America, powerful Republicans don't do time for serious crimes.

The only crimes worth investigating are Democratic affairs.

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LL Cool J to FOX: Blow me


Originally, the star of "NCIS: Los Angeles" was being promoted as a guest on Sarah Palin's new show, 
"Real American Stories." However, he claims he was never actually asked to be on the program. 

This caused handjob Allahpundit to brag about something that didn't happen:
"I can't wait to see Mr Liberal trade bars with the Queen Teabagger" - my words.

That made LL Cool J Twitter, "I never talk to Sarah palib - ever."

So FOX, always the clueless, classless whores that they are, replied with, "However, as it appears that 
LL Cool J does not want to be associated with our program, we are cutting his interview from the special 
and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.”

ha ha

His "fledglin acting carrer?"

FOX has ONE show - American Idol - doing better than LL Cool J's show, NCIS LA.

It's more like "fledgling network" because after twenty full years,
FOX still only has TWO hours of original programming a day.

Is it OK to use the word "cunty" when talking about FOX Whore News?

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Subject: 30 years ago

Hi Bart
I remember when a priest at Mercy Hosp. killed a Nun to stop her from exposing him.

Bart I remember this well because the Detectives were mostly from my parrish and irish catholic.
Well they looked the other way because god picks the pricks and this Donohue is just like them, 
hardcore and unforgiving except for this.
 joe the Toledo pillar

I guess when you're into serial raping kids,
murders just another thing you'll do to cover it up.

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"There is far too much hatred in America. That's obvious. It comes from both sides. 
  The Michigan militia and the Westboro Baptist Church are far-right nuts, 
  but there are just as many far-left idiots doing vile things."
       -- Bill O'Reilly    Link

  O'Reilly proves it's easy to name the haters on the Right, I wonder why he didn't list the Left haters?

  Who would he list?   Code Pink?  As violent haters?  As violent haters?

  Sorry, Bill, they're all on your side and the reason is clear.
  The haters have you and Pigboy and Beck and Palin to urge them towards violence.

 "You see, if you're gonna be violent, if you're gonna commit crimes as protests, at least do it 
  because something real is occurring. Like, you know, vast numbers of young Americans coming 
  home in body bags. Not because some redneck jerk-off or some power-hungry bitch with Bump Ups 
  in her hair told you they can predict the future. However, once again, the trap of moral equivalency 
  has been set. Using leftist violence that occurred 40 years ago to excuse violence today is about as 
  bullshit an excuse as saying that it's not so bad that you killed that hobo because Jeffrey Dahmer 
  used to f*ck the corpses of his victims."
       -- Rude Pundit,    Link

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Marty always has good stuff.

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"Bill Kristol’s a creep...we’ll find him with a dog collar on with 
  Dick Morris crawling around some hotel room before it’s all over."
    -- Don Imus     Link

  This is the first time I've ever seen Imus quoted as saying something true, interesting or clever.

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No Lie Is Too Low For The GOP
 by Bill Berkowitz


March 31st marked the fifth anniversary of the death of Terri Schiavo. For that one month in 2005, the nation 
was transfixed, as the cable television news networks gathered en masse for a round-the-clock campout outside 
Terri's hospice, the public was sucked in by the portrayal of a defenseless victim about to have her feeding tubes pulled. 

The real story of a family's struggle with end of life decisions: Terri's husband Michael's efforts to facilitate her recovery 
since her collapse fifteen years earlier into a permanent vegetative state, the bitter estrangement of her husband and parents
through this exhausting process, and the ultimate, wretching decision about what to do became the fodder of a fully-owned
conservative enterprise who framed the events as "the struggle to keep Terri alive."...

"During the Schiavo controversy, the Religious Right's operational theory was 'the ends justify the means' and 'any lie is 
acceptable if it helps us get what we want,'" Boston said. "They bent the truth like taffy and then had the unmitigated gall 
to pretend to be operating from a superior ethical stance. And when an autopsy later showed that Terri Schiavo's brain 
had shrunken to half the normal size and there never was hope for recovery, they simply lied about that as well.""

Substitute the Tea Party movement for the Religious Right and, for anyone 
that has followed the past year's debate over health care reform it might be déjà vu.

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Mike Malloy Live hits Issue 2500

Actually, the number of pages is much higher than that.

When you count all the pages, there are over 12,000.

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Subject: Obama's Waterloo


The Rethugs were right.  
Health Care Reform IS Obama’s Waterloo.  

Only, he’s Wellington.

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MMA Rumors


"I think a lot of these people are gold-diggers looking to get money from the Catholic Church 
  and it's only the Catholic church as an institution that is singled out." 
       -- Bill Donahue, the Ari Fleischer of the Catholic Church (not a compliment)   Link

 First you rape them, then you call them "goldiggers" for filing a claim.

 Everything I ever said about these bastards is true.

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Hitler learns Twitter is down again

N.C.I.S. Trivia

 All will be revealed

Most people got one right.
A few people got two right
Nobody got all three right.

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I am so SHOCKED to learn that Ricky Martin decided to "come out".
I had absolutely NO IDEA he was gay.

Seriously though.......all sniggering aside...............I am happy that he has decided 
to tell the truth about his sexuality.  It takes courage to do that and I admire him for it.

<Jeopardy Song> 
Dudes Cant you Read?!?!?!?!?!? 
I was JOKING when I said I had no idea that Ricky Martin was gay.
What ya take me for?!?!?
A MORON?!?!?!?!??!?!
       -- Shirley Manson on her FacePlace page,    Link

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Subject: Jack's magic beans

If I remember correctly, Jack got certain tangible rewards 
out of the beans, in the long run...a treasure or 2...

and personally, living in Florida as I do, I would rather see off shore drilling 
than nuclear reactors,any day and with the potential for environmental damage 
between the 2 evils.

granted its a toss up but I will stick to sludge over half life nuclear waste...

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One mistress got $10 million dollars...


Tiger Woods' first mistress – the one who first busted out  – earned $10 million to shut her trap.
After Rachel Uchitel lawyered up with Gloria Allred and threatened to hold a press conference
shortly after the scandal broke, she abruptly canceled – and now we know why.

Nice payday for Gloria Allred.
I guess chasing ambulances can be lucrative.

...while one got a Subway chicken wrap...


Mindy Lawton told Vanity Fair she’d been a waitress at the Perkins Restaurant near Eldrick's home.
One night, she got a call at the restaurant from Eldrick and joined him at Orlando bar The Blue Martini.
Later that night, she followed him home.  “We ended up doing it right there” on his couch, she told Vanity Fair

Mindy said that their sexual relationship became regular, though that was about all she got from him.
Once, she claims he bought her a sandwich from Subway, but nothing more.

“No, just the sub,” she explained.

Damn, this girl; negotiates like Obama.
First she gave it up - then she got her chickem wrap.

...while Eldrick gambled away a fortune


The magazine cites one source who said Woods would have $150-thousand a hand
on the table when he played in the private VIP casino at the MGM Grand.

There's nothing wrong with a little gambling, but it's gotta hurt to watch him throw away $150K
on a poker hand and then he tells you you're only worth a chicken wrap.

I used to have a boss with the same kind of values.
He'd bet maybe $30,000 per weekend on pro football but when I asked for a raise,
he told me "Times were tough, Bart" - and then he paid cash for a new Lexus 450 SL

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Subject: off shore drilling

Dude, i've told you before, Obama is a four-quarter player.
You are too quick to sound the alarm, (dare I say BACKSTAB), about this off-shore drilling announcement.

He is going to methodically take on energy and fuel issues in the same way he does everything else...
calmly, methodically, effectively...this is first and ten in the first quarter and you're throwing a shit-fit.
Let the man work, and keep the knife out of his back!

I'm not stabbing anybody.
If our guy strikes out, you want me to say he hit a double?

What I'm hearing is "He looks like he's losing,
but he has them right where he wants them,"

Forgive me if I'm not that optimistic.

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Papal ally accused of 'ritual beatings'
 Not a good week for the Vatican - nor was last week


The child abuse scandal rocking the Catholic Church widened yesterday as a leading German bishop
personally appointed by Pope Benedict was accused of ritually beating and punching children at a
church-run home during the late 1970s and early 1980s.

Five former residents of the St Josef's home in Bavaria submitted written statements claiming the Bishop
of Augsburg, Walter Mixa, a controversial conservative churchman appointed by the Pope in 2005,
used to hit and degrade them during punishment sessions at the home.

Bishop Mixa's diocese yesterday rejected the allegations as "absurd, untrue
and obviously invented in order to defame the bishop".

Why didn't Walter Mixa issue the denial?
The diocese has no idea if he beat kids when he was alone with them.

I witnessed some slightly less-than torture on several occasions growing up Catholic.
It was understood they OWNED you when you were together.

Unlike public schools, it was understood that they were allowed to use force on the kids.
George Carlin talked about nuns beating his hands with a metal ruler - he wasn't kidding.

Might talk about the Cath-torture in BCR 163.

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"The children whose parents never visited the home were the ones who were beaten most.
  Mixa pulled down my trousers and beat me hard on the behind on at least 50 separate occasions."
    -- Markus Tagwerk, former Catholic POW,     Link

  ...and you know Mixa got wood doing it.

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Vatican says "No" to Victims


Pope Benny the rat (R-Enabler), accused by victims' lawyers of being ultimately responsible for an alleged cover-up 
of sexual abuse of children by priests, cannot be called to testify at any trial because he has immunity as a head of state, 
a top Vatican legal official said on Thursday.

The interview was published as Pope Benedict led Holy Thursday services in St Peter's Basilica and 
Catholics marked the most solemn week of the liturgical calendar, culminating on Sunday in Easter Day.

In the morning the pope blessed oils for Church services during the year, and in the evening in the Rome basilica 
he washed the feet of 12 priests to commemorate Jesus' gesture of humility the night before he died.

But on the day Catholics commemorate Christ's founding of the priesthood, the pope did not refer in any of his sermons 
to the crisis of confidence sweeping the Church as almost daily revelations surface of sexual abuse of children in the past, 
accompanied by allegations of a cover-up.

What a phoney this charlatan is.

He washes the feet of 12 priests to show what a "humble, common man" he is, then he claims
"You can't get me for those ten thousand rapes because I'm the Head of State."

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"I’m Irish. Everybody who has half a brain knows that the Irish have 
  a bigger problem with alcoholism than the Italians or the Chinese, for example."
     -- Bill Donohue, on why Catholics have a bigger rape problem than other religions,    Link

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Subject: the R.I.C.O. Act

Why not go after the church as a corrupt organization?  
I mean we have extortion you will go to hell if you don't give an offering or buy an indulgence.  

Protection racket for it's capos.  It tortures (see Spanish  Inqu.) 
It starts wars of aggression (Crusades.)   
It provides cover for criminals (see rapists, Nazis, Fascists(Italian) 

In this country alone you can show hiding (rapists) and intimidating (threatening) victims.  
On at least three occasions.  RICO is made for it.

PS the GOP no longer exists it has been replaced by the DIXIEcrats

These days, the R.I.C.O. Act is only used against people who download Metallica songs.

"That's fucking right. Any of you fuckers try to download 
 our fucking mysic without fucking paying full retail for it will
 fucking go to fucking jail under R.I.C.O. for fucking forever!"

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