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Thurs-Friday, Oct 17-18, 2013    Vol 3140 - Trolley dodgers

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow The GOP Lost the Big Fight
Arrow NCIS Tackles Women in Afghanistan
The Bitch Gets $3B in Pork
Arrow Washington State's Pot Rules
Arrow 200 Years of Tea Party Paranoia
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The GOP Lost the Big Fight
Now they work on damage control and repair


"This isn't some damn game!” Boner boomed earlier this month, three days after the government shut down.
However you wish to characterize the past few weeks, one thing is for certain: The GOP lost this one.

“We fought the good fight, we just didn’t win,” a quieter, more conciliatory Boehner conceded on Wednesday.

On Wednesday afternoon, Boner called all House GOP lawmakers to a private meeting.  Inside the meeting,
Boner urged fellow Republicans to join him in supporting the Senate deal and told them that they would
“live to fight another day.” Before he spoke, his colleagues gave him a standing ovation.

A standing ovation for the Teabagger puppet who couldn't control his own party members?

At least Boner kept his cushy, crooked job, and that's all that mattered to him.

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"I don’t think the last six months have been all that constructive If we go back to passing
  legislation that dies in the Senate ad nauseum, then I’m not sure that was a learning experience.”
    --  Illinois GOP Rep. Aaron Schock, possibly the only Republican with a brain,   Link

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 Subject: Joe Scarborough Divorce

I see Joe Scarborough is getting divorced.
I also see his soon to be ex is getting squat compared to what he is paid for his MSNBC show.
I wonder if she thought it best to take squat compared to what she "might" get.
 Steven B

Are you saying former Rep. Joe Scarborough might kill his ex-wife
the way he killed that poor intern in his own goddamn office?

If that girl's death didn't involve a cover-up, hy did Gov. Jeb Bush
hire a discredited medical examiner to do the autopsy?

And why did Scarborough resign instead of running for another term?


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The Bitch Gets $3B in Pork
This is how he got super-rich in the senate


Most experts agree that there were no real winners in the GOP shutdown. And most pundits say the
brunt of fallout from the debate over the shutdown and the debt ceiling hurt the evil Republicans.

However, Mitch the Bitch McConnell came out of the deal far from empty handed. He included
language in the new funding bill that includes nearly $3 billion for a dam project in Kentucky.

The funding bill includes $2.918 billion in funding to the Army Corps of Engineers to install locks
as part of the  and Lock Authority Project on the Ohio River.

Olmsted Dam project has run millions over budget and should have been completed “years ago.”
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers estimates that the project will not be fully complete until 2024.

McConnell’s spokesman dodged a question about the funding provision when asked.

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 Subject: Crazy Cruz Wins Value Voter Poll


I swear, the Republican party just gets stupider and stupider. 
Do they not realize that Cruz was born in Canada? 
I doesn't matter that he renounced his Canadian citizenship. 
It doesn't matter how much they want him. 

It's as if they think the outpouring of conservative enthusiasm will
change the very foundation of presidential elections.  Keep at it, I say. 
The more time you waste the better the chances for the democrats.
 Nick in Seattle, WA

Nick, you may be wrong about that.
In 2000, both Bush & Cheney were both living in Texas, which meant
they could NOT constitutionally run together on the GOP ticket.

But the Democrats were too shy to mention that, so the crooks got away with it.
Cheney slithered off to Wyoming and got a PO Box, thereby making him a Wyominger.

Criminals are only stopped if someone says, "Hey, you can't do that,"
and our Democrats are much to polite to mention any crimes they see in progress.


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NCIS Tackles Women in Afghanistan
TV's biggest show puts spotlight to good use


Last Tuesday's  “NCIS” was titled “Anonymous Was a Woman.”

In that episode, someone has stolen the identification of a deceased female soldier,
and that person happens to show up dead. The team is trying to determine who
murdered the impersonator, and there's a lot to unravel in this one. The search led
to Afghanistan, where McGee and Gibbs will find themselves at an Afghan women's
shelter. As it happens, it's a shelter that Mike Franks spent years secretly supporting.
In that episode, women who dared to rise above "slave" status were tracked down
and murdered, sometimes with acid to the face, which can cause cardiac arrest.

When we pull out of there, the lucky women will be the ones who are murdered.

The unlucky ones will have acid thrown in their faces and they will be killed.

I renew my call for the US military to offer every women in Afghanistan
safe passage to America and a jobs training program to help them assimilate.

The crazy Republican cave dwellers think women are their slaves so let's TAKE them.
Let the women-hating conservatives screw goats for the rest of their lives.

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 Subject: We're all still hostages

Although Congress kicked the can down the road another 90 days Congress is still
holding Americans hostage. The only difference is that they stopped torturing the
hostages for a while, but they are still holding a gun to our head threatening to destroy
America if they don't get what they want. This has to be eliminated.

Here in California when the legislature is late on passing a budget they don't get paid,
and they don't get back pay when they finally get their job done. And it works.
No state IOUs to pay our bills anymore. It works here and it can work in Congress too.

We pay members of Congress $174,000 a year and for that we expect them to do their job.
If they don't do their job they shouldn't get paid. So we should demand they pass a law that
in the event of a government shutdown that Congress doesn't get paid. We have to make sure
that they suffer during a shutdown and it's not just The People suffering. It's time we demanded
no pay during a shutdown and make them pass it. Let them be the hostages for not doing their job.
 Marc Perkel

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Washington State's Pot Rules
They figure to get started mid-2014


Under the Wshington state rules, the board will issue licenses for up to 334 marijuana stores,
with 21 of them in Seattle — a figure some have questioned as too low, considering the city
estimates about 200 medical marijuana dispensaries are operating there. The City Council has
passed zoning regulations for pot businesses that would require medical marijuana dispensaries
to obtain a state license or stop doing business by 2015.

The rules limit the number of licenses that anyone can hold to three — an attempt by the board
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Hilary Bricken, a Seattle lawyer who is advising businesses that hope to obtain marijuana licenses,
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three-license max and the ban on out-of-state money.

We really are going to have a Freedom Fest in January in Colorado.

Mrs. Bart and I may be the only ones to show up, but that's a fact, Jack.

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 Subject: Maybe the NCAA should administer justice

Hey Bart,

The GOP did not pay to keep the parks open like they said they would and
they owe the USA over $4 billion, plus damages for putting stupidity,
hate and party over government. We need to get them for

If the GOP were Penn State, they would be made to pay that and forfeit
theirs and the teabagger's wins since Y2K and be barred from participating
in elections for the next 5 years. (I really like that idea!)

Congrats to Senator-Elect Corey Booker for spanking the GOP again
and adding more pain for the. It was a great day yesterday!
 Steve in PA

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 Subject: Now I Know College Football is fixed

Kinda Sleazy Rice was made part of the College Football Playoff selection panel?

That’s like making Professor Irwin Corey part of the Nobel Prize Committee.
  Dennis in DC

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It's Over, Finally

Yippee. It's over. Finally. We won't default on our debt and the government
should be open for business by tomorrow morning.

And what was it all for? What did the Tea Party zealots get in return? As far as I can tell,
"Obamacare" emerges intact and spending remains as it would've been if none of this occurred.
It's pretty much status quo, business as usual. On the surface, the Tea Party got nothing, but in
actuality what they got was unprecedented media attention, the likes of which is worth many
millions of dollars. Through Sen. Cruz, they held the country hostage, shutting down the
government and risking national default, all so that they could garner some free publicity.

Like cheap, two-bit shysters. These are U-S-A patriots? This is country first??

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200 Years of Tea Party Paranoia
 by Gene Lyons


Think of the hilarious episode of The Royal Nonesuch, a mangled Shakespearean farce
performed by a pair of riverboat scamps called the King and the Duke for the befuddled
citizens of a Mississippi river town.

“The duke said these Arkansaw lunkheads couldn’t come up to Shakespeare,” Huck says.
“What they wanted was low comedy—and maybe something ruther worse than low comedy, he reckoned.”

And low comedy they got. The plan was to pocket the cash and float off downriver before the yokels got wise.

I thought of that scene watching Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin outside the White House recently,
protesting the very government shutdown they’d fiercely championed—a confederate battle flag
fluttering in the background, the emblem of disgruntled losers everywhere.

Meanwhile, the Texas Senator and his allies continue to bombard the faithful with emails promising
imminent victory and soliciting cash. They’re like the most shameless televangelist faith healers.

Except now the enemies list doesn’t feature only Democrats like Obama, Pelosi and Reid,
but prominent Republicans such as Paul Ryan, McCain, McConnell and fabulous Lindsey Graham.

The civil war continues.

Who will be primaried for their "crimes" during the shutdown?

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Subject: Hey Bart

I think President Obama kept feeding the rethugs more and more rope untill
they have finally hung themselves, figuratively and literally.

Like you I wish Obama would have started this long ago but I believe he is
very shrewd and has ruined these thugs for a very long time.  Lets hope.
Keep up the good work Bart.

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Teri Garr as Roberta Lincoln in a Star Trek episode titled Assignment Earth.
 Mary in Seattle

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Today's Mystery City


 Subject: last issue's Mystery City     Link

 Nobody got Karachi, Pakistan, which makes sense.

 Nobody wants to get their head cut off while on vacation.


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Name the Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's a 1958 Studebaker Silver Hawk, also mentioned in my book Autocide.
The Golden Hawk usually had vertical bumper guards in addition to the nice chrome bumper.
 Ken the Car Man

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 Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link

Bart, I believe that is a microscopic view of the HIV virus.
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