Coming in November
Will they have an all-cartoon version?
Der Monkey Fuhrer's memoir, "The Crawford Welcome,"
will be released by Crown Books, on Nov. 9.
Der Fuhrer's ghost writer will write about political
and personal challenges and discuss his bungling of events
including the 9/11 attacks and Hurricane Katrina,
as well as his embracing of never-ending insatiable oil greed.
Der Fuhrer will focus on 14 critical decisions
in his life and share his reflections on subjects including the Florida
and the bloody oil wars he started in Afghanistan
and Iraq that killed 5,000 American soldiers and a million Iraqis.
The book will also cover Bush’s relationships
with his family members, but he'll skip over his real family, Skull and
Crown said that Bush had given few speeches or
interviews since leaving office; "instead, he has spent almost every day
drinking Jim Beam and watching others write "The
Crawford Welcome." Crown added: "He writes about his flaws
mistakes, as well as victories such as mastering
potty training at the age of 36 and successful pretzel-chewing at 60."
The book will be released in hardcover and in
audio and 'My Pet Goat' formats.
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