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"Ma'am,
you shot me in the head"
The funnest story in
today's issue!
Police said the woman was walking
through a dark Tulsa parking lot about 3:50 a.m. on her way
back home from a fast-food restaurant. As the woman arrived home,
two men forced their way
inside brandishing screwdrivers as weapons and demanded money.
The woman initially cooperated with the men's demands, but when one
intruder told her to undress
and tried to take her pants off, she persuaded the men to let her get
money out of her purse first. ha
ha
When she got to the purse, she produced a revolver from it and shot one
scumbag in the leg.
A struggle for the gun broke out, and her boyfriend awoke and tried to
help.
The boyfriend grabbed one of the men as they were beating the woman and
gouging her eyes.
The other man then began to choke the boyfriend as the woman, who had
held onto the gun,
fired additional rounds, striking the man who was choking her
boyfriend. You go, Girl!
She then fired additional rounds, striking both men in the head and
killing one.
You go, Girl!
The 911 call was recorded and one
scumbag can be heard saying, "Ma'am,
you shot me in the head."
You go, Girl!
<>When your rapist tells you to take off your pants,wouldn't it be comforting to know you have a revolver nearby?
We have one dead rapist and the other rapist has been charged
with the first rapists's murder - because she was in a position to defend herself.
Of course, not walking thru a dark parking lot at 4 in the morning is a good idea, too.
Note: Please don't buy a gun because *I* said it was a good idea.
If one of your kids gets hold of that gun, I don't want to be responsible..