Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?
The only group of people who look at ladies’
boobs more than straight men are straight women.
Experts say straight women spend up to 37% of
their time evaluating the breasts of their friends,
enemies, peers and total strangers, while the
number triples (to 111%) for lesbians. What we mean is,
women seem to keep very careful mental records
about such things, taking into account a wide variety
of factors such as pregnancy, wardrobe, diet,
exercise regime, miraculous undergarments and, of course,
the work of the professionals who keep America’s
last alt-weekly newspapers as going business concerns.
And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch
with another woman, we can report with confidence that
at least two people with experience in having
breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out
some new work at the big horse race last Sunday.
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