oil found in the Gulf
Whore media calls it a miracle
For 86 days, oil spewed into the
Gulf, dumping some 200 million gallons of crude into sensitive
BP and Obama have amassed an army to clean the oil up, but there's one
problem -- they're having trouble finding it.
Today, Whore ABC News surveyed a
marsh area and found none, and even on a flight to the rig site, there
was no oil to be seen.
"That oil is somewhere. It didn't
just disappear," said Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser.
Even the federal government admits that locating the oil has become a
"It is becoming a very elusive bunch of oil for us to find," said
National Incident Cmdr. Thad Allen.
The numbers don't lie: (But Whoire ABC News does) two weeks ago,
skimmers picked up about
25,000 barrels of oily water. Last Thursday, they gathered just 200
Still, it doesn't mean that all the oil that gushed for weeks is gone.
Thousands of small oil patches remain
below the surface, but experts say an astonishing amount has
disappeared, reabsorbed into the environment.
"It's mother nature doing her
job," said Ed Overton, a oil-based professor of environmental
studies at LSU.
Oh, fuck me!
So we should start drilling again - right?
I really, really hate a handjob when I'm not in the mood.
These crooked sons of bitches want you to think the Gulf
is all cleaned up now.
Obviously, BP found some chemical that bonded with the oil and made it
The Gulf floor could be twenty feet thick with oil - the
Gulf is likely dead,
and these morons are saying Mother Nature did her f-ing job?
That's the vulgar Pigboy Limbaugh talking.
couldn't hurt the Earth if we tried," he used to say.
We live in an anti-science country that's run by
superstition assholes like Jim Inhofe,
Glenn Beck, Teabaggers, Bible Barbies, Boners, Bitches, oil bastards
You people with kids should be worried.
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