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No oil found in the Gulf
Whore media calls it a miracle


For 86 days, oil spewed into the Gulf, dumping some 200 million gallons of crude into sensitive ecosystems.
BP and Obama have amassed an army to clean the oil up, but there's one problem -- they're having trouble finding it.

Today, Whore ABC News surveyed a marsh area and found none, and even on a flight to the rig site, there was no oil to be seen. 

"That oil is somewhere. It didn't just disappear," said Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser.

Even the federal government admits that locating the oil has become a problem.
"It is becoming a very elusive bunch of oil for us to find," said National Incident Cmdr. Thad Allen.

The numbers don't lie: (But Whoire ABC News does) two weeks ago, skimmers picked up about
25,000 barrels of oily water. Last Thursday, they gathered just 200 barrels.

Still, it doesn't mean that all the oil that gushed for weeks is gone. Thousands of small oil patches remain
below the surface, but experts say an astonishing amount has disappeared, reabsorbed into the environment.

"It's mother nature doing her job," said Ed Overton, a oil-based professor of environmental studies at LSU.

Oh, fuck me!
So we should start drilling again - right?
I really, really hate a handjob when I'm not in the mood.

These crooked sons of bitches want you to think the Gulf is all cleaned up now.
Obviously, BP found some chemical that bonded with the oil and made it sink.

The Gulf floor could be twenty feet thick with oil - the Gulf is likely dead,
and these morons are saying Mother Nature did her f-ing job?

That's the vulgar Pigboy Limbaugh talking.
"We couldn't hurt the Earth if we tried," he used to say.

We live in an anti-science country that's run by superstition assholes like Jim Inhofe,
Glenn Beck, Teabaggers, Bible Barbies, Boners, Bitches, oil bastards and wimpy cowards.

You people with kids should be worried.


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