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Pickles admits killing old boyfriend
Darkness, "small" stop sign, GM, God, among her excuses


On a November night in 1963, Mrs. Bush and a girlfriend were hurrying to a drive-in theater when Mrs. Bush, 
at the wheel of her father’s Chevy Impala, ran a stop sign on a small road and smashed into a car being driven 
by Mike Douglas, a star athlete and popular student at her school - not to mention a former boyfriend of hers.. 

“In those awful seconds, the car door must have been flung open by the impact and my body rose in the air until 
gravity took over and I was pulled, hard and fast, back to earth,” she says. “The whole time,” she adds later, 
“I was praying that the person in the other car was alive. ‘Please, God. Please, God,’ over and over again.” 

Mrs. Bush concedes that she and her friend were chatting when she ran the stop sign. But she also suggests 
a host of factors beyond her control played a role — the pitch-black road, an unusually dangerous intersection, 
the small size of the stop sign, and the car the victim was driving. 

“It was the car that Ralph Nader made famous in his book Unsafe at Any Speed,” she states. 

Funny how she never even got a ticket for running that stop sign and killing her friend.
Funny how in Texas, if you're white, you can get away with manslaughter.
Funny how Pickles' negligence can kill - and it's not even a misdemeanor.

It wasn't Pickle's fault.
The "pitch-black" night killed Mike Douglas. (It gets darker in Texas than in other states?)
The "unusually dangerous" untersection killed Mike Douglas.  (It's dangerous when you run the f-ing stop sign?)
The "small" stop sign killed Mike Douglas.  (Aren't stop signs all the same size?)
The "unsafe" car that General Motors designed killed Mike Douglas. (Shouldn't GM be arrested for this crime?)
The "unhearing" God who ignored her pleas to intervene killed Mike Douglas. (Yet she forgave God later.)

As I've said many times, if Hillary had killed her former boyfriend,
it would've been the biggest crime in history of American politics.

But the Bush bastards get a pass because - I have no idea why, but they always do.

TO THIS DAY, the Bush bastards have never been asked "How many times has W been arrested?"

That's none of our business... but Clintons' cock is?


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