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Priest
stole $1.3M for gay hookers
What other kind of hooker would a priest steal for?
"I'm not gay - I just like the taste of men."
Kevin Gray, a priest at
Sacred Heart Church in Waterbury, Connecticut, is expected to turn
himself in
after being charged with siphoning $1.3 million from church coffers to
pay for his secret gay lifestyle.
After a lengthy
investigation, the authorities have charged Gray
with first-degree larceny, which could
carry a 20-year sentence if he's eventually convicted. Apparently for
the past seven years Gray has been
spending church money to fund trips to New York and pay for sessions
with male escorts, and he also
racked up $200,000 in restaurant bills including a large tab at Tavern on the Green.
This is a responsible priest.
Something tells me you can trust him with your kids because he has an
outlet for his penis poison.
By regularly ridding himself of
that penis poison in a comparatively benign way,
he has no reason or motivation for ass-raping some poor little six year
old.
Three cheers for the crooked priest!