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Subject:  Reality message to "anti-socialist" conservatives

This morning, I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by my local public
power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by my Municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather
Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going
to be like, using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs
which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards
and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built and maintained by the local, state, and Federal
Departments of Transportation.

On the way, I stop to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection
Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door, I deposit any mail
I have to be sent out via the Congressionally-regulated US Postal Service and drop my kids off at our local
government-owned and Department of Education mandated public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA-approved car back home on the DOT maintained roads, to the house which
has not burned down in my absence because of state and local building codes and Fire Marshall's inspection,
and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the Internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration,
and post on FreeRepublic and Fox News Forums about how our GOVERNMENT is a horrible SOCIALIST
TYRANT who can't do anything right and needs to stay out of my life.

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