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Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem
It's always the ones you'd never suspect...


Rick Santorum would very much like to be president. For the past few years, he has been diligently appearing 
at the sorts of conservative events—the Values Voters Summit, the Conservative Political Action Conference
—where aspiring Republican candidates are expected to show up. But before he starts printing "Santorum 2012"
bumper stickers, there's one issue the former GOP senator and his strategists need to address. You see, Santorum
has what you might call a Google problem. For voters who decide to look him up online, one of the top three search
results is usually the site, which explains that Santorum's last name is a sexual neologism for
"the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

ha ha

Santorum's problem got its start back in 2003, when the then-senator from Pennsylvania compared homosexuality
to bestiality and pedophilia, saying the "definition of marriage" has never included "man on child, man on dog,
or whatever the case may be." The ensuing controversy prompted syndicated sex columnist Dan Savage, who's gay,
to start a contest, soliciting reader suggestions for slang terms to "memorialize the scandal." The winner came up with
the "frothy mixture" idea, Savage launched a website, and a meme was born. Even though mainstream news outlets
would never link to it, Savage's site rose in the Google rankings, thanks to bloggers who posted Santorum-related
news on the site or linked to it from their blogs. Eventually it eclipsed Santorum's own campaign site in search results;
some observers say it contributed to Santorum's crushing 18-point defeat in his 2006 campaign against Bob Casey.

I'm happy about Rick Santorum's anal sex problems.
It couldn't happen to a bigger asshole, unless it was Jim Inhofe.

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