Things Republicans Believe
Is there any other group of people that think as ass-backwards and are as immune to logic as modern Republicans?
Here is a list of ironic, hypocritical, and just plain retarded examples of how Republicans think.
GOP Parents who don't want their children to pray in school are Anti-American zealots -- parents who don't want
their children to listen to a speech by the President telling them to work hard and get good grades are noble patriots.
Peacefully demonstrating against the country starting an international war is treason --
showing up with automatic weapons to protest healthcare reform is democracy at its finest
Any government official with a desk job should have every action scrutinized -- any government official
with a badge and a gun should never be questioned or disrespected. At all. Ever
Questioning the legitimacy of an election because the "winner" was selected by the Supreme Court is sour grapes
-- questioning the legitimacy of an election because the winner (by the largest number of votes in American history)
is really a Kenyan born Muslim despite all evidence to the contrary is being a vigilant American
Lying about a blowjob is an impeachable offense -- lying about a war is no big deal, really
John Kerry sitting two rows in front of Jane Fonda in a 1970 anti-war rally is an OUTRAGE!
Rumdfeld shaking Saddam's hand in 1983... not so much.
Investigating a shady land deal involving the First Lady is a matter of National Identity
-- investigating the use of torture at the direction of the Executive Branch is a partisan witch huntt's
I couldn't have said it better myself.
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