I had the best idea ever...
Southwest Airliones notified us
that we had accumulated four
With four, a couple can take a free
round-trip to Hawaii.
If we went to Hawaii we'd have to
sleep on the beach or maybe Fud's back porch
We could raffle off the trip to the first ten people who
bought $300 tickets.
That would give us $3,000 and it would give some lucky
gambling couple a vacation
Don't you hate those raffles with hundreds or thousands
of potential winners?
I even had a way to make the raffle super-fair...
it went like this:
Then, to make it exciting, the next Saturday Cardinal
baseball game, we would
Then we'd add that 7 to our base number of 8 to make 15,
So, because I have an abby normal brain, I called SW to
firm things up.
So I called Southwest - yes, we did have four round trips
But then she crushed my dream by saying, "We no longer fly
<Bart does a shot>
I've been trying to "trade" these extra tickets for years
So unless somebody has a good idea what we can do with
You watch, the week we get back from our Motel 6 trip,
If you use credit cards,
you should be using these.
If you live near Baltimore and have to be in Seattle this
weekend, it'll cost you $1889.
Bartcop Airlines will make you a LOT better deal than $1889.