Subject: How to combat (astro)"turfers" at townhall meetings
Hey Bart, I was over on DU and we came up with a whole slew of ideas for combating the "turfers."
Respond to their screaming by handing them a cheap prop.
A baby bottle, for instance.
Respond to their screaming by starting a chant.
Like "USA! USA!"
Chanting this in response to their jeering will
Whenever one of them gets up to scream, take their picture.
In this instance, a video camera won't work. Taking
their picture makes them think "I.D."
Stoop to their level, but have fun while doing
And, just as they're about to blow their tops,
tell them, "I know you are, but what am I?"
Respond to their screaming by playing music.
If you play the chicken dance make sure everyone dances and claps their hands, too!.