Subject: Catholics and Death
Of the five Catholic justices on the Supreme Court,
all voted in favor
of continuing the death penalty by lethal injection.
Not only that, but I believe Benny the Rat helped draw up the hard line
against John Kerry in 2004, telling bishops to deny him Holy Communion
since he had the gall to believe in women's rights, a no-no
at The Vatican.
But he has no trouble chumming with Bush, who holds the Western Hemisphere
modern record for most murders - nobody else even comes close.
Bush likes to giggle when he murders, but the Pope has found a way
such trivial matters if the politician in question is a Republican.
Ol' Bart is more honest than the Pope.
As soon as he won his campaign for the Big Chair, he did an interview
and said he prayed that God would make somebody else
Then we found out he campaigned for it like his last name was Rove.
Benny the Rat also changed the rules so certain anti-Benny cardinals
ineligible to vote, kinda like what Katherine Harris
did in Florida 2000.
It's hard to believe, but it's true.
I'm more honest than the Pope and smarter than the President.
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