daughter has Chupacabra
She got knocked up by a local thug
The daughter of Sarah Palin has given birth
to a male chupacabra.
Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Keshawn
Flapjack Johnston on Saturday.
He weighed 22 pounds, 4 ounces. Bristol's
grand-aunt said "the chupe and Bristol done well."
The father is either Rush Limbaugh, Karl Rove
or Levi Johnston,
a local meth-head whose mother was busted for
Oxycontin last week.
Palin charmed Rethugs on the first day of NaziCon
by claiming that her unwed daughter was "in a
Palin promised her daughter "and the young man"
would get married
but that was during the campaign so she can't
be held to it.
The first picture of Bristol Palin's
son has arrived
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