we hate the Clintons
Bart: How can you be so thick?
Parry, Huffington, Dowd, the Reps, the Dems and
the press have had it with the Clintons
because Bill lied about his blow job and Hillary
didn't share her reaction with the public.
Combine that with the prosperity of the Clinton
Administration and their success in foreign
policy and you can see why the whole nation resented
Al Gore the liar in 2000, but loves him
now that he is a loser. The Clintons are winners
and this nation looooves losers.
Prosperity sucks. Success sucks. Competency sucks.
Democrats hate winners because
we know we are a bunch of whiney losers. The
press hates competency because they know
that they are too lazy to do their jobs.
And I have to say, that I agree. Enough of Clintons
delivering a good economy and a stable
world scene! BLOW JOBS!!! I've had enough of
other men getting my rightful blowjobs!
It's not about the economy! It's not about 4000
American dead, our 2 trillion dollar war debt
or 1 million Iraqi dead. It's not about the sub-prime
crisis or 9-11. None of this shit would have
happened without those blow jobs!
It's the damn blow jobs!
And scrutiny of the blow jobs. No oversight of
interrogations is necessary because
we can take the deposition of the President about
his blow jobs!
30 percent of America approves of Bush according
to the polls. This is the same 30 percent
that supported the impeachment of Clinton. The
key to understanding this all is that this 30
percent includes the 1 percent that control the
vast majority of the wealth in this country and
98 percent of the press. They drink our
Why can't the Congress get to the important problems?
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