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Subject: Friends Survey
1. What time is it? 12:30 AM
2. What's your name? I am Bart.
3. What are you most afraid of? Being unable to put food on my family.
4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater? Fractured
5. Place of birth? The Schnooks at Grand and Chippewa in St Louis.
6. Favorite food? Bixby Sweet Corn folowed by a shot of Chinaco Anejo tequila.
7. What's
your natural hair color? It
was grey before I could buy liquor.
That's how I got the 15% discount card at Dickson Street Liquor when I
was 18.
8. Ever been to Alaska? Not yet - but it could happen.
9. Ever been toilet paper rolling? Not sure what that is...
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? That's not a man question.
11. Been in a car accident? Hasn't everybody?
12. Croutons or bacon bits? Right now I'd go with croutons.
13. Favorite day of the week? Used to be Tuesdays - when Veronica Mars was on...
14. Favorite restaurant?
Goldie's Hamburgers in Tulsa - Ain't nothing
like it anywhere!
For delivery, Imos Pizza Fenton, and don't let anybody tell you they're
all-all the saaaame.
15 Favorite Flower? Humbolt Maximus.
16. Favorite sport to watch? Baseball Cardinals or whoever's beating Dallas in football.
17. Favorite drink? Nonalcoholic is Green Tea, alcoholic is Chinaco Anejo Tequila
18. Favorite ice cream? Ted Drewes vanilla with that weird, light brown chocolate topping
19. Disney or Warner Brothers? Between Blazing Saddles and Snow White, I'll say Blazing Saddles.
20. Ever been on
a ship? We chased whales
off San Diego once, that counts, right?.
And Pokerfest
Palm Beach was a hoot.
21. What color is your bedroom carpet? Cat puke yellow.
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Please...
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Morningstar in Amsterdam.
24. What do you
do when you are bored?
No time to get bored. When you're old, time moves fast.
I remember when I was a kid, the school's-out picnic would be in 2 weeks,
but it seemed like an eternity passed before it finally got here.
Now, I'm 53 and "Lost" is on every night and Christmas is every seven weeks..
25. Bedtime? When I lose my last Hold Em pot at Full-TiltPoker.com.
26. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? I'm always surprised when I get a reply.
27. Who is the person you sent this to that least likely to respond? Clarence Thomas.
28. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses? Lilly
29. Favorite TV shows? Rescue Me, by far, Veronica Mars, Sopranos, House, The Shield, Bill Maher,
30. Last person you went to dinner with? Tom G, the Detroit Tiger fan on The Hill where beer cost him double.
31. Is LDW
II a sexy MF?
LDW?
Last Day of Work?
Learning Disabilities Worldwide?
Loss Damage Wavers?
Life During Wartime?
To me, they're all sexy.
32. What are your favorite colors? Just one - blood Red.
33. How many tattoos do you have? Get serious...
34. How many pets do you have? One, and he gave me a career.
35. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Little Richard came first, then the white man stole his ideas.
36. What do you want to do before you die? Pay off the mortgage.
37. Have you ever been
to Hawaii? Yes, and we drove around
the Big Island for four hours,
driving past these roadside fruity drink/smoothie stands and after a while
I got thirsty.
They offered 40 flavors, so we stopped at the next one and I said,
"I'd like a pineapple smoothie" and she said, "We
don't have pineapple."
And I said, "Bitch, this is Hawaii - you have to have pineapple!!"
38. Have you been to countries outside the U.S.? I did some time in a Mexican Jail.
39. How many people are you sending this e-mail to? Dozens.
40. Time this survey ended?
1:16 AM, cause I think slow but I type fast.