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My Brush with Greatness
I had a booth in a N.Y.
jewelry exchange.
over to have a repair on a piece of her jewelry. She told us a joke.
While standing in front of my booth
with her arms extended,
she started to fall forward and yelled "Get
the nails out of my feet first."
Another time i was dealing with Beth
Meyerson a former Beauty Queen winner
when one of my stupid neighbors started to pester her for her autograph
and
caused her to leave because she wanted to preserve her privacy.
Another time they were filming The Marathon Man and during a break
Sir Lawrence Olivier walked past and i asked "How are you doing Larry?"
He turned and gave me a shit-eating grin.
We also got a free pocket book of the
movie
and $50 for closing the day for the filming,
Well that's all folks,
Morton