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Shock Jock Still Breathing (from Bartcop # 394)
Aging radio wheezer Paul Harvey (R-Horse abuse) deserves a web
page of his very own.
This morning, I hear him whining about how awful it
is when society so easily allows criminals.
to be role models for their children.
Paul Harvey says "We've lost our way."
He was whining that someone did a study (If he's such a great
communicator, why are the details
of his stories all so hard to remember?) that showed that up
to twenty percent of the men currently
in the NFL have criminal records.
Of course, he's talking about Ray Lewis and that Carruth guy.
But since Equineboy is famous for lies, half-truths, slants
and personal slurs,
(Sue me, Harvey - you lying fraud! Let's
each tell our stories to a jury!)
bartcop.com agreed to do a brief study on a similiar
group of people.
After a careful review of the facts, and with full documentation,
bartcop.com
has determined
that a whopping 100
percent of the presidential and vice-presidential candidates
the Republican Party ran last year have criminal records.
"Big-Time" Cheney was arrested for drunk driving.
Drunk-driving is a very serious offense which causes tens
of thousands of deaths a year.
He pleaded guilty, paid his fine (it was 1/4600th of his salary
that year. Big deterrent.)
Did he learn his lesson?
No - he said, "Fuck the law."
Dick Cheney doesn't have to obey the law.
Dick Cheney is a big-time Republican.
Then, ... for a second time, this drunken, arrogant
power-grabber
gets in his car ...a second time, and drove so badly,
that
he was pulled over
and arrested a second time for endangering innocent lives
while flouting the law.
"Fuck the law, I'm Dick Cheney," was a quote from one unnamed source.
Sidebar:
Two arrests, three heart attacks (make
that four now) makes you wonder.
This was the best Republican
to hold Smirk's hand while he tries to learn?)
Then,
...then we have Smirk the Wonder Dog.
I won't go over the long list (not today, there's too many stories
to get lost doing background)
but let's quickly address this exchange:
Reporter: So, Gov Bush, you pled guilty drunk-driving, is this correct?
Smirk: Yes, I'm sorry for that, and it was a mistake, I've said so many times.
Reporter: So, you've been arrested
for petty theft, and for creating a public nuisance
and now we learn of this third arrest, your drunk-driving
arrest.
Does that mean you have only been arrested three times in your life?
Karen Hughes: THIS
INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!
So, this is definite proof that Karen Hughes knows of a
FOURTH
arrest.
Every piece of evidence points to a fourth, probably cocaine-related
arrest,
but the American whore press refuses to ask the question on everyone's
mind.
For all we know, Smirk was arrested a fifth, sixth
and seventh time,
but the whore press refuses to ask the question since Karen said
"None of that!"
Why can't he answer "No," to "Have you
ever committed a cocaine felony?
As the vulgar Pigboy likes to say, "Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm??????????"
I'd even settle for an on-the-record "For what crime did you do community service in Houston?"
But no,
the whore press has too much invested in the Smirk presidency.
Isn't it scary that we don't know the press's motives?
How does it feel?
...knowing he gets a pass on a COCAINE BUST,
(for possesion? for possession with intent? Rich boys don't
buy cocaine in $25 quantities)
when Bill Clinton had to defend "didn't inhale pot" for nine
years.
I could go on, but - too many topics.
This all started when that idiot Paul Harvey got on his probably-abused
high horse to whine
about how awful it is when society so easily allows criminals
to be role models for their children.
When it comes to politics, Paul Harvey gives the convicted
criminals a pass.
But if it's sports, Paul Harvey claims,
"We've lost our way."
Paul Harvey, thy name is whore.
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