For 25 years, I've traded live Zeppelin concert recordings with my good
friend Jimmy in GA.
He's an insane Rethug who drinks Glenn Beck's dirty bathwater.
For some reason, he included me in his "I hate Obama" forward list
so I replied to all to let his teabagging buddies get a glimpse of
Here's how it went:
Subject: we've figured Obama
Why is President Barack Obama in such a hurry
to get his socialized medicine bill passed?
Because he and his cunning circle realize some
The American people in their unimaginable kindness
and trust voted for a pig in a poke in 2008.
They wanted so much to believe Barack Obama was
somehow better and different from
other ultra-leftists that they simply took him
They ignored his anti-white writings in his books.
This went on and on - the same old crap we've
heard 1,000 times.
I chose to set him and his 30 teabagger friends
Jimmy. you know I love you like a brother but your teabags are showing.
Don't you realize you drink socialized water?
Don't you realize you use socialized electricity?
Don't you realize you depend on socialized police?
Don't you realize you depend on socialized firemen?
You've even protected by a socialized military.
You see the word "socialized" and you imagine being stuck in Gayworld
where you have to blow a guy every day before you go to work.
You need to stop getting your "facts" from Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin.
By the way, those "death panels" she invented?
Right now those are called "insurance claim adjusters."
The guy who denies the most claims wins "Employee of the Month"
and he gets to take his family to Hawaii for screwing the most people..
Do you really want to live by those rules?
When Clinton tried to fix health care, it was 1/7 of our econnomy.
Now health care costs are 1/5 of the economy.
Do you want to wait until health care eats HALF our money
before you allow somebody to fix it?
And why are people like you marching with angry mobs in the street
KEEP the "health care" that we have, ranked #47 in the world when you
pay them all your life and they deny your claim when you need them
If you, Jimmy M, have a heart attack or get hurt on the job,
odds are youll lose your home and everything in it because they
changed the bankruptcy rules to where you have to pay every penny
of that $250,000 hospital bill - and you LIKE this system?
The current system is bankrupting the middle class (screw the poor)
and the teabaggers say we should keep this broken system.
Rush and Beck and Palin are all multi-millionaires.
We KNOW why they're buying into this "stop health care" crap,
but why are the poor buying into it? They're getting screwed the hardest.
Is it because Obama is Black?
Your old buddy,
Will the facts change their minds?
Hell no, Jimmy's from South Carolina.
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