Subject: Answering "What happened to you?"
Bart, I was a huge fan of yours until you started losing your grip on reality.
Wait, slow down a minute. Can I ask a question?
If you and I went to see the most recent Charlie's
Angels movie, and you said
Is it possible that two sane people can see things
How is it that you are bothered by people who question what has happened to you?
You made your name in the blogosphere by calling a spade a spade,
...by not falling for spin, and most importantly,
because of the no-nonsense,
...I've taken the GOP whore bribes and I lie to keep my new, high-paying job?
And I think you just called me a liar, too - and you say *I* have changed?.
Let me ask you one simple question, prefaced by some undeniable facts:
I can smell the bullshit already.
* Hillary's lies about facing sniper fire in Bosnia mean her integrity is hugely in question.
* Her stating, on the record several times over,
that McCain would make a better
* When she was the presumptive nominee she and
her brain trust originally said they
Dude, you are obviously a hyper-strung Obama partisan.
Gee, could it be that you and I are different people?
Saying, "I can
answer that question" and then dragging
up the same old crap
I haven't read ahead, but are you going to bring
up Monica, too?
Let's say Hillary does come away with the nomination.
Are you comfortable with
My God, that question is more loaded than Bush
the night he drove into the trash cans.
You see one candidate as "so desperate" and the
other as clean as the baby Jesus?
I think maybe this country has changed.
I remember you - I don't remember you being this
Have you ever thought about thinking twice?
What America do you live in where all
must fall in line or they're mentally defective?
To put that question another way, if this was
sports and an athlete won "at all costs"
Look at the respect I show your candidate,
...and you say *I* am the guy who changed?
Do you understand that you haven't asked a single, adult question?
Have you been listening to a lot of Randi Rhodes, lately?
Seriously - think back to the person you were
Now compare the Lee you are right this
minute -- to the Lee you were then.
Every opinion I've had since February of 1995
is available for your inspection.
Bart, the reason so many of your readers are frustrated
with you is that
How many times do you have to hurl a charge before
it comes true?
You constantly argue that Hillary is the most
<Bart does a shot>
I've been watching a lot of news lately, have you?
How's your math?
But that's not even the point - because you have religion.
Common sense dictates that someone so winnable would actually be winning.
There you go again. The hare is faster than
the tortoise, goddammit, and Ol Bart is
And if the tortoise wins - will your family
know what to do with you?
Me? I don't give a fuck - I just want the
war to end.
And yet, even though that is clearly not the case, you cling to your line of thinking.
Do you ever make friendly bets?
From the way you talk, I'd say 20-1 is about
right - what do you think?
I'll take the immoral, desperate, no-integrity,
C'mon, let's gamble like men and help some sick kids in the process.
Do we have a deal?
Wait, let me guess - gambling
is wrong, am I correct?
People used to go to your site to get away from
all the spin that's out there;
If bartcop.com is "bursting with spin," there must
be hundreds or thousands of