Subject: I love your page, but
I disagree with 93% of it
There are only so many Bart's in this world.
I've only met a few and always take note of it, because...
that's my name!
On that note, one of the few Bart's out in this
world cannot possibly be the genius behind this site.
I stumbled across your page while looking up some
info on Laura Bush's supposed Chappaquiddick event.
Thanks by the way for providing some facts and
statements and pretty much answering my questions regarding
the whole thing. That said, did you ever,
I mean even once, actually bring this up in person face to face with
someone as a response to them mentioning Chappaquiddick?
I can't believe that you did.
If so, it would have been fucking great!
The only connection between the two events is that both involved
bad driving with horrible consequences.
If anyone thinks that's the point of bringing up Chappaquiddick,
they must be experiencing after effects of some
intense head trauma. Everyone gets that the point is that
Kennedy left the scene and covered up his poor
judgement instead of calling for help that probably would have
saved Mary Jo.
Calling for help?
You mean on his 1969 cell phone?
He pretty much KNOWINGLY murdered a human.
Bringing up Laura's event only puts a spotlight
on this fact since it doesn't exist in her story.
Hilarious and genius!!!
Laura killed her victim in town, with people
Before I go on (and this email won't be long I
promise) just to let you know, I'm pretty much a Libertarian.
Isn't "Libertarian" what people claim when they're
totally ashamed of their real party?
I probably agree with the Dems and the GOP on
an equal number of things which are far outnumbered
by the things on which I disagree with them.
So I guess I'd normally find a lot on most Liberal blogs
that I agree with and a lot that I disagree with.
That said, I pretty much disagree with everything
I've seen on your site. We're talking like 93%! Fucking amazing!
(Just so you know, I've only looked at the pickles
stuff and a perusing of your current front page.) Though I disagree
with some things politically, mostly it's on
a basis of simple logic and rationality. I love it.
So what's the point of emailing you? Two
1. To let you know I love the site.
It is simply hilarious. It's one of the best jokes I've ever seen.
You must put a good amount of time and energy
into it. The real funny thing is that people must read it
thinking you believe this shit. You must
laugh yourself to sleep every night.
Yes, it's primarily a comedy page.
Is it my fault I make a lot of sense?
If I can design a trap that the Dems can't think
of, I'm still a comic, right?
If I don't tolerate bullies, does that make me
2. What's your real name? I just have
to know. (just the first name, don't care about the last name)
I understand that you chose "Bart" for the joke,
which makes me happy with glee. That said if this
wasn't a joke (and I realize that it is) then
your name would actually be Bart (which I realize it's not).
So what's the real name, and why did you pick
"Bart" for the joke site? Big Simpsons fan I Imagine?
My real name is Irving and I used to be a cop
in San Fran. .
I will be emailing a link to all of my friends
and will be back time and
time again whenever I need a good laugh. Bookmarked!
If you listed the points on which we disagree
I'm sure I could change your mind.
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