Subject: MM I got my good eye on you!
Oh, you're a rascally one you are Bart.
If you make sense, I might join you.
Ipso facto, what I said is true. The socialists warped the minds of Americans, and ergo, we have a Socialist president.
Gratuitous assertions without foundation don't fly here and they shouldn't fly in Monkeyland, either..
What more proof do you need? We are taxed, those taxes go toward T-bills the Chinese buy, so therefore we are in debt to them.
Blame the Bush bastards.
By printing money, inflation goes up, and we buy
their products at ever increasing prices.
There's no telling what you said yesterday, but Bush is the guilty bastard.
You must be a weird little man with a poodle with
I know that Bush gave China a 21st Century spy
plane and then apologized for it. Remember when they
Yes, I'll have another grilled cheese, hold the
Good thing it's not illegal to e-mail drunk.
Where was I? Oh yeah, explaining fiduciary realities to some Okie that lives in my computer. Is it hot in your world?
Fuck yeah, it hits 100 degrees almost every day here.
Do the tornadoes sweep across the plains and rustle the homesteads? I bet you have tumbleweeds too!
We get tornado warnings from April to September,
but they rarely touch down in the city.
Look Bartolomew Bobaggins, I'm trying to get a word in edgewise and you keep fidgeting with that there mouse!
Dude, not only do you make no sense, you're long-winded,
And what with this Monkey Madness? I'm a monkey?
Monkey's are people who follow without being able
to explain why.
But back to the international bond market; the
Chinese buy our bonds, which we in turn tax our citizens,
Blame Wal-Mart and the Bush bastards.
How long can that go on until WAM-O! We all will
be forced to speak Obamaneese and sit on the floor
You seem to think we lived in some perfect Paradise
until the Black guy got in and ruined everything.
Which is all well and fine until the goddammed
FASCISTS show up! Ya, no one expects the fukkin fascists do ya now?
Who in thier right, or left, mind cares about
being a socialist except for the fact they are fascist-bait.
You're not making any sense.
feeling the comradery, then next thing you know,
WHAM!, you're up to your neck in fascists!
I've been fighting Fascist swine for 14 years.
So Bart, or is it HERR BART OBERMISTER? There
is nothing to refute here.
Next time, please keep your wild rantings to a paragraph ot two, would you?
Maybe it's all part of the Big Plan when we brought
all those Nazi fellers over here after the war,
I told you that there are the busybusybusy ways
of the world.
I can't agree to something I can't understand.