Subject: It's OK for Obama to be in Hawaii
Bart, Obama is visiting his grandmother and other family?
And why not talk about Bush, a man who had an
entire lake built and stocked
If he stayed home and took the kids to Chucky Cheese he'd be slammed as a cheepskate.
If he went to a NASCAR event, someone would make
up an elitist quote and pin it to his bony ass.
If he eats at a diner and doesn't order coffee,
he's dissin' people, since not drinking coffee
I say go visit Grandma, let her see the kids,
enjoy the time with his family, and laugh at the press
If he wins, I don't care if he snorts coke while being blown by a limo driver named Larry.
I just need a victory fix.